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[–]claudemonet 16 points17 points ago

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4zw99VsoMA

[–]stivo 11 points12 points ago

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you need to make sure its corporated.

[–]jakesnake343 0 points1 point ago

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Wanda's Mac & Cheese©

[–]AnnArchist[S] 6 points7 points ago

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At least they look happy. . . :-/

[–]Astro493 8 points9 points ago

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Oh dear god! Not only does she cook the most unhealthy food, it must taste fucking terrible. How the fuck does she mix sweetened condensed milk, vinegar, and onions in one dish.

In this link, she uses orange juice concentrate as the base for a roast. I vomited.

[–]Daidra 5 points6 points ago

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Here's what I don't get about that video (as if there were just one thing), the tart of the vinegar is completely undone by adding a CUP of sugar. What's the friggin point?

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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Without the vinegar, it's too sweet.

[–]Daidra 7 points8 points ago

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But then...just add less sug-this recipe makes my head hurt.

[–]valkyrio 5 points6 points ago

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but then it's not sweet enough

[–]Daidra 5 points6 points ago

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Head asplodes

[–]BigBrasky 5 points6 points ago

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Yeah but it tastes better when it's cold and the noodles soak up everything and don't forget the crunch of the vegetables.

[–]abledanger 6 points7 points ago

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I puked right on the floor.

[–]konkeydong 0 points1 point ago

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http://simplyrecipes.com/recipes/broccoli_salad/

People mix vinegar, fat and sugar for salad dressing all the time. That said her version is disgusting.

[–]Astro493 0 points1 point ago

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Oh I'm all down for some CH(3)COOH, Lipids, and Sucrose, but not when it's white vinegar, condensed milk, and MORE SUGAR. And yes, her version is fucking gross.

[–]konkeydong 0 points1 point ago

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plus her breathing makes me sad

[–]Cheddarwurst 1 point2 points ago

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God damn, I'm going to go work out.

[–]ubermensche242 1 point2 points ago

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Condensed milk, a cup of sugar and a PINT of mayonnaise? Oh dear god. If any of the kitchens I have ever worked in tried to tell me to make something like that I'd walk. Vomit, then walk.

[–]bijibijmak 0 points1 point ago

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Instant mass increase cheat code. Two-ton tonic.

[–]MissFahrenheit 0 points1 point ago

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Oh my god no =(

[–]cultured_banana_slug 0 points1 point ago

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It's scary that stirring and talking are enough to get her out of breath.

[–]negativekarmaguy -1 points0 points ago

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Never trust a skinny chef

[–]Censor88 13 points14 points ago

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Never in my entire life has anyone ever conveyed their emotions to me so plainly. When they boy looks at me it's as if his eyes are whispering into my ears:

"I want to eat you."

[–]omgimonfire 55 points56 points ago

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Jesus Christ this is terrifying.

[–]dirtyJackson 0 points1 point ago

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That dude is going to show up in my nightmares

[–]Nougat 18 points19 points ago

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That's not cereal, that's some crazy macaroni Velveeta thing. The lady does this recipe where it's like 84,000 calories or something.

[–]di77use 17 points18 points ago

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6800 calories, but close.

[–]cultured_banana_slug 0 points1 point ago

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84k calories would be dinner. That mayo soup is just a light snack.

[–]JEWPACOLYPSE 32 points33 points ago

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Their fat disgusts me.

[–]handburglar 5 points6 points ago

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u just jelly

[–]abledanger 8 points9 points ago

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she's just jelly.

[–]electric_sandwich 7 points8 points ago

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She don't use jelly

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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She uses VAAAASSSSSSELINE

[–]completlyunrelated 2 points3 points ago

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mmm jelly

[–]texaspoet 1 point2 points ago

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I prefer the syrup!

[–]Flannel_Man 2 points3 points ago

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Or any of these.

[–]cruel_reality 1 point2 points ago

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well, she's not using cheese.

[–]cytokin 6 points7 points ago

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mom, where's the god damned mayonnaise?

[–]MrVagabond 0 points1 point ago

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Oh sorry, your sister took it to her sleepover.

[–]ayeroxor 0 points1 point ago

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Oh, I ate it for breakfast.

[–]rosstronica 13 points14 points ago

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I can't fap to this.

[–]theramennoodle 13 points14 points ago

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i can

[–]gloomdoom 2 points3 points ago

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Watch this one. Don't start fapping until she 'stuffs' the spinach into the chicken flaps.

[–]ayeroxor 7 points8 points ago

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wow. is she really out of breath from cooking?

[–]AppleAtrocity 2 points3 points ago

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Always. In the macaroni salad one she gets out of breath opening a bag of shredded carrots. I shit you not.

[–]gwarsh41 3 points4 points ago

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What the fuck is this shit?

[–]ayeroxor 2 points3 points ago

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The internet

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[–]coolflower12345 13 points14 points ago*

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The guy's pics are from a British documentary on Prader-Willi syndrome called "can't stop eating." The syndrome is a genetic disorder that causes sufferers to suffer from a range of mental and physical problems including retardation and hyperphagia (overeating) and weak muscle tone exacerbating the situation. The girl's are from a youtube of her teaching people to make macaroni salad.

[–]stivo 14 points15 points ago

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congratulations. you have passed the last test. you may now collect your masters degree in the internet.

[–]sharules 0 points1 point ago

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I hope he goes for his ph.d and tries to explain lemonparty.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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wha..... that's a girl??

[–]exoplasm 1 point2 points ago

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And she is making 4 or 5 days worth of caloric intake in a single mixing bowl.

[–]UltimaC04 6 points7 points ago

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:D ))

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[–]Dankdelight 14 points15 points ago

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gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal

[–]Chay_bread 23 points24 points ago

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No! No! This will not become a thing! Die!!!

[–]dooglies 2 points3 points ago

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I felt like I was the only one in the world who just wants the whole thing to just disappear.

[–]ckcornflake 7 points8 points ago

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Nope, you're definitely not the only one. Maybe it will be gone by tomorrow, so then we can all enjoy our FRIDAY, FRIDAY, FRIDAY.

[–]1hrowaway 0 points1 point ago

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Fried Eggs fried eggs gotta get down on fried eggss

[–]finallymadeanaccount 3 points4 points ago

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Do they store cereal in their cheeks and jowls for winter, or something?

[–]finallymadeanaccount 0 points1 point ago

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Ooh ... downvote from a chubby.

[–]seemslikeagoodidea 1 point2 points ago

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You know you're fat when you have a stomach in your neck folds

[–]Zenquin 1 point2 points ago

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There is a reddit for this sort of thing, and it is called WTF.

[–]cosmopolous 1 point2 points ago

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Reddit peeps,

Please promise me that if i EVER get into this condition that you will a amass at my house, punch a hole through the wall, with a forklift (or whatever) and drag my fat ass out into the street. At that point i will submit to mob justice. Death by stoning, snu-snu or whatever.

Promise me...

[–]sublimedzine 1 point2 points ago

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I laughed so hard; then was so scared.

[–]dj1200techniques 1 point2 points ago

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NIGHTMARE FUEL

[–]Liese_lotte 1 point2 points ago

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I wonder what their faces actually look like. I mean, underneath all that fat, they might have a completely different face!

[–]CarlosG 0 points1 point ago

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Exactly my thinking too :)

[–]fagsplaysoccer 0 points1 point ago

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That is a nom nom nom look if I have ever seen one.

[–]mi_nombre_es_ricardo 0 points1 point ago

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I don't know what the T and the S stands for, but the B is for Bacon, and I LOVE BACON

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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At first glance I thought his first chin was a prosthetic one.

[–]roxshot 0 points1 point ago

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These 2 have more chins then china town

[–]thetaprime 0 points1 point ago

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Kinda makes me glad I didn't have any cereal in my pockets.

[–]Samicom 0 points1 point ago

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I threw up in my mouth a little

[–]WeGonFindYou 0 points1 point ago

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I dislike fat people like that, not because of the way they look but because they have no respect for their bodies at all.

[–]bouquet_of_cactus 0 points1 point ago

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I'm scared. Hold me.

[–]cultured_banana_slug 0 points1 point ago

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Two people united in their love of mayonnaise soup. What a romance.

[–]Ant-toe-knee 0 points1 point ago

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Perfectly justified if posted in no-sleep. That shit was just creepy.

[–]_ali_ 0 points1 point ago

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I laughed until I cried.

[–]APiousCultist 0 points1 point ago

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I cried until I laughed. Too creepy.

[–]reducky4me 0 points1 point ago

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OMFG IM SO SCARED...

[–]Bunniz 0 points1 point ago

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Looks like a young Peter Griffin.

[–]attackofthesuck 1 point2 points ago

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Got to have his bowl. Got to have cereal.

[–]Xeeman -1 points0 points ago

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My insides are laughing so hard and yet my outside is creeped out

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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Terrible... But so FUNNY!!!! Can't justify it....

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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I really hope I never turn into that

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