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[–]Mrhoag 31 points32 points ago

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Fucking MORK gets me every time.

[–]Aleitheo 11 points12 points ago

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Personally I can't resist Spegy n Merbls.

These names would be brilliant brand names.

[–]gdtchden1gma 6 points7 points ago

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crickem nigfops? no?

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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ಠ_ಠ

[–]tzlol 1 point2 points ago

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mackdombles = coke all over my screen.

[–]MeltedTwix 2 points3 points ago

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Same. I actually start laughing. I don't know why.

[–]Reyer 20 points21 points ago

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I came here to be the first of many to say "I said every single one of those outloud and now feel like a derp"

[–]SmokeyDBear 0 points1 point ago

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feels you

Yerp, I agrowng.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Gurps.

[–]Chachoregard 7 points8 points ago

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Spogooter just made me lose it.

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points ago

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Makes me laugh every time, but it's a really common repost.

[–]b1rd 8 points9 points ago

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Can you explain the original joke? This is the first time I have seen this. Is it supposed to refer to a specific accent, or just be silly with no explanation?

[–]ShinyRedBalloon 6 points7 points ago

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You can't explain that.

[–]threek 1 point2 points ago

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the latter

[–]fubes2000 2 points3 points ago

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Reposts get my goat, but this one is still hilarious to me after 4 or 5 runs through.

Seriously, I just finished laughing like a moron.

MORK

[–]Pancake_Bucket 7 points8 points ago

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I sent this to my friend and the following conversation ensued:

Friend: Wait, what the fuck is this?

Me: fuds

Friend: what does that have to do with us making sweet love to each other or watermelon?

Me: defrant taips of fuds

Friend: ...

Friend: I hate you

[–]Rabid_Flamingo 13 points14 points ago

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lol'd so much

[–]Gwenhwyfar666 7 points8 points ago

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same. I'm not even sure why

[–]drewzania 5 points6 points ago

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This may be the first post where I have actually laughed out laughed.

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[–]VisIxR 9 points10 points ago

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generic universal role playing system?

[–]johnsix 0 points1 point ago

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First thing I thought. Just realized how sad that is...

[–]mmazurr 2 points3 points ago

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That's odd. I called one of my friends that in grade school.

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[–]mmazurr 2 points3 points ago

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Well that's a little too specific since I still live relatively close to my old grade school. I can tell you that my friend who was referred to as Gurps is really named Sam.

[–]ionine 2 points3 points ago

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Asparagus -> Aspergers gets me EVERY TIME

[–]shannonfsk00l 3 points4 points ago

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I can only last 'till 'mershed perderder' then I'm blacked out from the lack of oxygen

[–]cicoffv 3 points4 points ago

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Why do I feel like Conan the Barbarian when I read that title out loud?

[–]pizzabreath 2 points3 points ago

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yeah, "Arise Krom"!

[–]CabooseJoos 4 points5 points ago

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this is stupid as derp and herp

[–]peregrintook 3 points4 points ago

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What is this and why do I find it hilarious?

[–]ayton 2 points3 points ago

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Initially I was wondering what this was or if it was a reference to something I haven't heard of. And about half way through I was trying to keep my laugh from becoming audible enough to distract the other kid from studying.

[–]b1rd 2 points3 points ago

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Laughed so hard I almost choked on the fewt salad I was eating.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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i should not be laughing this hard

[–]shenkhar 2 points3 points ago

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[–]CaptainPlanetEater 2 points3 points ago

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Aspergers?

[–]bijibijmak 2 points3 points ago

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Does this has to be read in Irish accent?

[–]outofequilibrium 2 points3 points ago

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The kicker is Aspergers.

[–]thatdbeprettyawesum 2 points3 points ago

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Why is this so fucking funny? I am laughing like I'm stoned. Cheese and rice...

[–]pyx 5 points6 points ago

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wat

[–]miniotto 1 point2 points ago

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I couldn't help but to think that this was the language that they use in Magicka. I couldn't stop laughing!

[–]cheesburgerchip 1 point2 points ago

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SHRAMP!! it shall never go by any other name ever again...

[–]TK5188 1 point2 points ago

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dude I laughed like no other

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[–]postsentin 2 points3 points ago

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You do realize you're on r/funny right?

[–]plemdude -1 points0 points ago

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laughably, your majesty, this MAYBE be the 30th time i've seen this reply. Its not even serious!

[–]Mrubuto -5 points-4 points ago

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it wasn't even funny the first time.

[–]echeese 0 points1 point ago

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Goddamn it, that's not a bacon double cheeseburger, but a Baconator.

[–]graciousdog 0 points1 point ago

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widdly scuds?

[–]1badls2goat 0 points1 point ago

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PEESH. The one that started it all :D

[–]dreinn 0 points1 point ago

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What the hell is this and why is it so funny? Seriously, there is no joke here, just silly words, but I laughed my ass off.

[–]wing3d 0 points1 point ago

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ASPERGERS...terrible

[–]Agreatbigbushybeard 0 points1 point ago

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i think Im gonna make a throw away account just to upvote this againe

[–]HyperSpaz 0 points1 point ago

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It's not nice to make fun of the Dutch, they didn't choose their native language.

[–]DrDutch 1 point2 points ago

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It's Swedish...