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[–]Nihilistic_Snail 11 points12 points ago

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To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

[–]dudleymooresbooze 1 point2 points ago

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Marge: Do you drink alone?

Homer: Does God count?

[–]Lampmonster1 0 points1 point ago

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Marge: Does drinking alter your perception of reality?

Homer, looking at muscle bound reflection: Does it ever!

[–]PaulProteus42 7 points8 points ago

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Not Lenny!

[–]AuxHero 6 points7 points ago

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I recently came to the realization that Lenny is the best and most hilarious character on the Simpsons.

[–]ocelot67 3 points4 points ago

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Lisa needs braces.

[–]3pair 2 points3 points ago

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dental plan

[–]ocelot67 5 points6 points ago

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Lisa needs braces.

[–]3pair 1 point2 points ago

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dental plan

[–]mollusc 2 points3 points ago

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Australian here. IT'S HERE ALREADY! After 4 pints of Guinness for breakfast I'm decidedly un-drunk. Mostly because I'm too full to drink anything else.

[–]silvernose 1 point2 points ago

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Thank you for calling this holy day by it's proper name.

To our neighbours across the pond. It's not St. Patty's day.

Slainte. :tips glass:

[–]malogos 1 point2 points ago

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Why can't this show still be that good??

[–]greenw40 0 points1 point ago

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What episode is this from?

[–]mramg 2 points3 points ago

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This is actually from the episode where Mr.Burns goes to the Mayo Clinic and leaves Homer in charge of his house. It's "The Mansion Family" from season 11

[–]daschande 1 point2 points ago

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All work and no beer makes Homer something something...

[–]hotstickywaffle 2 points3 points ago

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go crazy?

[–]polyscimajor 2 points3 points ago

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don't mind if I do!

[–]captainstagneti 0 points1 point ago

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Beer baron

[–]Reviri 0 points1 point ago

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Been here for 12 hours.

U MAD BRO

[–]u1tradevi1 0 points1 point ago

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Time to go green, and go mean.

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[–]ustanik 0 points1 point ago

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In Canada (and I'm assuming other countries as well) you can't SELL alcohol until 11:00am.

[–]floatablepie 0 points1 point ago

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That can't be true, Nova Scotia has generally more strict booze regulation, and they opened when they damn well pleased today.

[–]ustanik 1 point2 points ago

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I see...I shall change my statement to "In Ontario" (etc).