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[–]Fatal85 37 points38 points ago

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Makeup and photoshop. Her jawline changed in a major way.

[–]mista0sparkle 2 points3 points ago

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I've seen this in a video before, she actually just turns her head down. It's similar to how girls on myspace always take pictures from above their face to look more attractive.

[–]fredbnh 7 points8 points ago

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Looks like the nose too.

[–]johnnyfingers 9 points10 points ago

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jawline and eyes! shananagins!

[–]fredbnh 10 points11 points ago

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But the OP is right, beer does that too!

[–]Generation_Why 3 points4 points ago

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That could be the tilt of the head. and circle lenses open up the eyes.

[–]millerlite1984 1 point2 points ago

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The eye lids could have been glued back. Some japanese (if not other asians as well) do this to look western.

[–]Wodnescild 6 points7 points ago

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Some japanese (if not other asians as well) do this to look like anime characters.

FTFY.

[–]wellmeomy 1 point2 points ago

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You could argue that anime characters were modeled after some aspect of the western look

[–]Wodnescild 3 points4 points ago

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You could, but that would be inappropriately serious for this thread.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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They also use these crazy contact lenses that make your eye like 80% cornea too... For some reason they seem to think Wes Borland is sexy or something

[–]sashimi_taco 1 point2 points ago

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My mom used to use a this piece of scotch tape and make herself half double eyes. I don't understand how she did it. Thank god i got white people eyes from my dad.

[–]goo321 -1 points0 points ago

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uh, baby mammals and humans have large eyes making them cute. Are you sure there's a connection with white people?

[–]millerlite1984 1 point2 points ago

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When did I say white? I said western. Africans, Middle Eastern, Native Americans and many other western races have larger eyes than east asians.

[–]Uberche 0 points1 point ago

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The double eyelid part is to look Western, many of my students have done it. The big eyes in anime is to look cute like a little child. Asia's got a bit of a pedo thing going on...

[–]ninjapro 0 points1 point ago

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The mole on her nose definitely migrated an inch or so upwards...

[–]carolevale 2 points3 points ago

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Funny how makeup works like cosmetic surgery in all sorts of advertising.

[–]CupcakesAreTasty 0 points1 point ago

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I'm not saying photoshop didn't happen in this picture, but any good makeup artist knows how to contour their face with darker powders and shadows to thin out wider features or alter the shape.

Either way, that's one drastic change.

[–]shenaniganry 0 points1 point ago

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Angle of the photos as well. her head is tilted forward in the last two.

[–]tuggernuts -5 points-4 points ago

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And she didn't really get any hotter. Just a different kind of shitty.

[–]cjcrashoveride -1 points0 points ago

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I didn't have photoshop on this machine to verify so I'm glad I'm not the only one who saw the change in her jawline.

[–]fredbnh 3 points4 points ago

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Smiling helps a lot.

[–]want-to-say-this 3 points4 points ago

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yeah but i cant be drunk all the time. she can wear makeup most days and my liver will be just fine.

[–]ZiptheChim 32 points33 points ago

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"yeah but i cant be drunk all the time"

Not with that kind of attitude you can't.

[–]want-to-say-this -1 points0 points ago

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Haha nice.

[–]MandrakeTwitcher 9 points10 points ago

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TIL that Japanese girls have a allergic reaction to make-up that swell their eyes twice the normal size and breaks their jawbones.

[–]asian_fetish 2 points3 points ago

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I think they're all hot.

[–]QueenNavy 1 point2 points ago

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those eyes can kill.

[–]aetheralloy 1 point2 points ago

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Know the difference?

At the start she's frowning, at the end she's smiling.

Who wants to be around a sourpuss? Smile and be beautiful.

[–]gatorbaited 0 points1 point ago

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Beer makes my eyes close, not open

[–]TheLoneHoot 0 points1 point ago

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Remind me to quit drinking beer then.

What the hell's with the giant eye contact lenses? Who wants to date a chick with the wrong sized eyeballs in her sockets?

[–]SnappyCrunch 0 points1 point ago

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Not contact lenses; it's eyelid glue. Here's a how-to video from one of the manufacturers.

[–]TheLoneHoot 0 points1 point ago

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so bizarre. Then again, so Japanese.

I still don't get how gluing her eyelids makes her irises look 2X normal size. I remember seeing contact lenses that do that being modeled by Japanese girls... I guess if you did the two techniques together, there'd be no white of the eye whatsoever.

jeebus

[–]kororon 0 points1 point ago

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I bought one of those because I was curious. It's been sitting around for almost 3 years now because I'm too scared to try it.

[–]soupahkoopah 0 points1 point ago

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Wow! That makeup changed the entire structure of her face!

[–]guangZHOUMYGOD 0 points1 point ago

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I can tell, because I've seen a few shops in my day

[–]Describe 0 points1 point ago

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Angles.

[–]blewme24 0 points1 point ago

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Who are these women? They all look the same!

[–]ErgtheERG 0 points1 point ago

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I'd like to see a video of this.

[–]sellwill 0 points1 point ago

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I call shenanigans on this!

[–]mayoriguana 0 points1 point ago

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Those are two different fucking people.

[–]NoSinceOfHumor 0 points1 point ago

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Fuckable in 60 seconds!

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[–]Checks_Username 1 point2 points ago

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He checks out.

[–]NoSinceOfHumor 0 points1 point ago

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Surely, I am not worthy.

[–]OtisDElevator 0 points1 point ago

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He practices in the shower. He's got his time down so low that he's thinking of contacting Guinness.

[–]Murmaider 0 points1 point ago

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neither found the before or after attractive

[–]Le_Monarch 0 points1 point ago

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Um, all the stuff in the BG changes from the top 2 to the bottom two so I call BS.

[–]TheJackpot 3 points4 points ago

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It doesn't, actually, the angle of the picture just changes slightly.

[–]eyyyyy 0 points1 point ago

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Right, if you look at the bottle is pictures one and two you'll see it in a different location in the third picture.

[–]Valmain -1 points0 points ago

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Agreed, top 2 and bottom 2 are different people.

[–]SoCo_cpp -1 points0 points ago

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The last picture is the worst of all. Looks like a stuffed doll.

[–]timmy6591 -1 points0 points ago

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Nah... fuck everything about that.

[–]MastaRikta -1 points0 points ago

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Shooped. I can tell from the pixels.