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[–]plasterofparis 80 points81 points ago

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What are you editing in the other tab? ಠ_ಠ

[–]RobertBarker 31 points32 points ago

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[–]itsjareds 6 points7 points ago

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Your name is very fitting.

[–]ImNakedHowBoutYou 35 points36 points ago

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Believe it or not, you don't need a hoop earing to put your testicles in a woman's ass (NSFW obviously)

[–]cookiesone 8 points9 points ago

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how the fuck did you know about that??? i cant work out if it was awesome or fucked up.

[–]willb 16 points17 points ago*

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damnit!

i wanted to post this!!

edit: there used to be a website with all kinds of crazy like that in a list of links at the bottom. Some of them were pretty horrible though.

edit2: Here it is: Banana Cannon! possibly NSFW

edit3: quote from that previous link: "I think there's still a strawberry up there" - "we don't care about the strawberry, put that corn on the cob up her butt"

[–]amanojaku 8 points9 points ago

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THAT is fucked up.

[–]feanturi 7 points8 points ago

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Possibly NSFW? Where the hell do you work? Are they hiring?

[–]TimoZ 4 points5 points ago

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Funniest shit ever!

[–]quest78 2 points3 points ago

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:-| ... ...mi gusta.

[–]gomezuk 1 point2 points ago

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There is a god.

[–]Cptn_Janeway 0 points1 point ago

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I couldn't bring myself to press play...

[–]ImNakedHowBoutYou 3 points4 points ago

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In my dorm like a year ago we had this three week long "Aww Nigga" period where everyone in the dorm was joking about this video called Aww Nigga which is what I linked to.

They called it the Aww Nigga video because that's what the black guys keep saying to the guy while he's... inserting his mansack.

[–]sunnydaize 0 points1 point ago

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Why yes I AM naked!!

[–]Sleestaks 3 points4 points ago

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Man, that was pretty degrading.

[–]CiD7707 0 points1 point ago

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"Insert random racist comment"

[–]xxlozzaxx 2 points3 points ago

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Perhaps you should edit that wiki page with a citation linking to that video. Just saying...

[–]ImNakedHowBoutYou 0 points1 point ago

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...for science?

[–]sli 1 point2 points ago

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How would you even get the earring out? It would be stuck around your balls.

[–]gwillyn 1 point2 points ago

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Earrings usually have an opening mechanism of some sort, or you wouldn't be able to get them through the ear lobe either.

[–]sli -2 points-1 points ago

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Well, yeah. But my data suggests that my penis is much, much thicker than most human ears.

[–]ImNakedHowBoutYou -2 points-1 points ago

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First, no it isn't.

But second, we are talking about testicles, not penises.

[–]sli -1 points0 points ago

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My data also suggests that, while my scrotum itself is not thinker than an ear, it would be extremely difficult, if not prohibitively painful to squeeze it through a space that size of which is the thickness of a human ear.

If you have data that suggests otherwise, I'd love to see it. Perhaps we could work together on a new hypothesis. Judging by your username, you're ready to do research.

[–]ImNakedHowBoutYou 1 point2 points ago

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My scrotum isn't thinker than an ear either.

[–]lanismycousin 2 points3 points ago

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Ive been there _^

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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AKA the "dog in a bathtub." So labeled because such a feat is about as difficult to acheieve as keeping an unruly dog in a bathtub.

[–]DrRoy 0 points1 point ago

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But that doesn't make sense. Dogs are cool with swimming. It should be a cat in a bathtub, I don't care what the commonly accepted term is.

[–]JakeCameraAction 3 points4 points ago

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I think the commonly accepted term is Balls in the Ass.
So labeled because you balls are in their ass.

[–]enricom 18 points19 points ago

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The bases are often defined "french, feel, finger, fuck, and "Oh my fucking God, my nuts are in your ass""

[–]JakeCameraAction 6 points7 points ago

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Yeah that was my favorite part too.

[–]ztiegs 0 points1 point ago

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I just imagine some BBC documentarist to say that in that way lol.

[–]cjcrashoveride 0 points1 point ago

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I'm at work and I'm pretty sure everyone else in the building heard me gafaw once I read that

[–]benw24 6 points7 points ago

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If you think that vandalizing Wikipedia pages and sharing screenshots of what you've done is funny or clever, then you're a tool.

[–]SavageFlo 0 points1 point ago

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Wikipedia vandals provide a valuable service.

They remind us that you should always be skeptical about what you read on Wikipedia (and the internet in general).

[–]qwop88 2 points3 points ago

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That's fucking hilarious.

How many earrings have been lost attempting this?

[–]tinwhistler 10 points11 points ago

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Heh. Anyone can edit wikipedia.

It's neither surprising or interesting that someone can edit something absurd into an entry and then screen-shot it before it gets reverted by other wikipedia editors.

Why do these things keep getting posted?

[–]ZoidbergMD 7 points8 points ago

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Because it's a good way to present (certain) jokes?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Read that in your voice, I did (username is relevant)

[–]itsjareds -4 points-3 points ago

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No it's not. I could hypothetically go to Charlie Sheen's page and add "Oh by the way, he sucks dick." That's not funny nor true.

edit: Actually, it could be true, but you get my point.

[–]noughtagroos 0 points1 point ago

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Charlie might get your point, if it's true, and you wanted to have a winner wiener.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

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This has already disappeared from Wiki (if it was ever there). Perhaps OP can explain what was "mystical" about this sex act, or did you mean "mythical?"

[–]slkjfdhsd 1 point2 points ago

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actually.. that "5th base" you talk about sounds exactly like a divorce with children :\

[–]zerbey 1 point2 points ago

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That just sounds painful to me. I always use the euphemism "Grand Slam" for anal sex.

[–]faffo 4 points5 points ago

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i have seen the promiseland, and it is beautiful

[–]dangeroustentacles 3 points4 points ago

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Why u no quit digg?

[–]amanojaku 0 points1 point ago

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Wow. Learn something every day.

[–]cmunerd 0 points1 point ago

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Ahhh, advanced plompzakken...

[–]doginabathtub 0 points1 point ago

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This is just absolutely appalling. :D

[–]clickwir 0 points1 point ago

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There are better ways of sharing that than taking a whole screen shot.

[–]Epistaxis 0 points1 point ago

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I never actually learned what the bases are. I don't think my generation even uses that idiom anymore. We just say "it was going well so I ate her out" etc.

[–]djstangl 0 points1 point ago

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So what's "Touch Down" or a "Penalty Shot?"

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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i had no idea it had a name. I just called it "dunking my nuts in to the asshole"

[–]ScottyDonz 0 points1 point ago

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Old post is old

[–]giveitago 0 points1 point ago

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mystical?

[–]Homesickblues 0 points1 point ago

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What is a grand slam?

[–]nullc 0 points1 point ago

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Do you also post pictures of you pissing on bathroom walls?

Geesh. Wikipedia isn't your personal playground. Other folks are trying to learn crap, ya know?

[–]thegraymaninthmiddle 0 points1 point ago

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Who edits wikipedia again?

[–]ricklegend 0 points1 point ago

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Booyah! NSFW

[–]GreenAmnesia 0 points1 point ago*

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5th base? That shit's foreplay

[–]SlapYourMammy 0 points1 point ago

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[citation needed]

[–]Say_fuzzy_pickles 0 points1 point ago

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Nuts be snug...

[–]JoshuaQuail 0 points1 point ago

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oddly specific

[–]CockONuts 0 points1 point ago

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Oh my fucking God, my nuts are in your ass.

[–]CaptWinkie -1 points0 points ago

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I think the sport of baseball needs to add an extra base.

[–]dsgm1984 -1 points0 points ago

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Shit, I had to double read to understand that concept. SICK BASTARDS

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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I don't even...?!

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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Why? My balls don't like confined spaces. My dick does.