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[–]harriswill 51 points52 points ago

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Source. Torii's face when he comes in is equally hilarious.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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Read this as..

Source. Torii's face when he comes is equally hilarious.

ಠ_ಠ

[–]theultimateend 2 points3 points ago

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Same, holy shit...

[–]frankyb89 1 point2 points ago

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It took me about 5 reads to see what the difference was...

[–]livinglitch 0 points1 point ago

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Great ending, have an up goat

[–]neschalk 19 points20 points ago

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I want that pure joy, bottled for later.

[–]elemenohpee 8 points9 points ago

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Also, if we could come up with a way to snort it.

[–]funknut -1 points0 points ago

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Oh, you can definitely snort grape koolaid.

[–]DrFranknFurter 48 points49 points ago

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like a black kid at a birthday party?

[–]Jaxonsays 59 points60 points ago

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No like the ONLY black kid at a birthday party!

[–]ZenaLundgren 15 points16 points ago

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It's his party!

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

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Your bike!

[–]VoiceRecognition 4 points5 points ago

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Happy birthday, darling! We all love you very, very, very, very, very, very, very much.

[–]zonkey 2 points3 points ago

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And he'll be black if he wants to!

[–]psycho-snyder -2 points-1 points ago

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Grape Soda?

[–]Jhonnystonehenge 2 points3 points ago

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Grape drink.

[–]RustyRobot[!] 2 points3 points ago

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mom opens the fridge, and asks "who wants ovaltin?". White kids jump for joy, black kids sees the grape soda next to the milk.

[–]FuckThe 2 points3 points ago

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He must be scared shitless and must pretend to be super excited.

[–]woowww 10 points11 points ago

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no they just brought out the purple drink

[–]pimpmasterspaceman 6 points7 points ago

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purple drank

FTFY

[–]befuckingnice 0 points1 point ago

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Like the only black kid at a birthday party on salvia. That kid is watching the room melt!

[–]Fuck_Your_Squirtle -4 points-3 points ago

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Only black kid at birthday party.... better eat my own shit

[–]stphilistine 7 points8 points ago

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WAAAAAAAAALT

[–]slym2k 7 points8 points ago

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I feel the same way, but I've been known to overreact.

[–]ENTertain_Me 6 points7 points ago

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no THAT's one happy kid

[–]funknut 3 points4 points ago*

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it is SO

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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That's the expression I make so I can contain myself from sounding like a mentally retarded goat in front of everyone. They probably wouldn't find my sense of humor as exciting.

[–]simiya 2 points3 points ago

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Yes, I too become obsessed with carrot-shaped objects on my head and in my hand when celebrating my amusement.

[–]random314 2 points3 points ago

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That's how I feel after posting the funny thing on Facebook, becoming the coolest kid on the block.

[–]Khalexus 5 points6 points ago

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There's nothing quite like typing out a Facebook status and choking on laughter from your own brilliant humour, then watching your notifications for the next 5 hours wondering why no one has liked or commented on it.

[–]GreenGlassDrgn 2 points3 points ago

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repeat and repeat and repeat!
He puts me in such a great mood - he is just so happy that I get happy and that makes my cat happy and then we are all happy! Yay!

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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...why does this remind me of Silent Hill...

[–]indignation01 2 points3 points ago

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Did you find that on reddit?

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[–]MaidenLane 2 points3 points ago

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Chase it with Tiger's Blood!

[–]Eupatorus 2 points3 points ago

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I want that purple stuff.

[–]Seabizzl3 1 point2 points ago

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YAY! Sunny D!

[–]TheDragonzord 2 points3 points ago

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The casual leg cross and lean is just too much.

[–]Plumerian 2 points3 points ago

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That's how I felt when I saw this.

[–]meta4one 3 points4 points ago

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priceless.

[–]lasercow 1 point2 points ago

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demonic

[–]BennyHarassi 1 point2 points ago

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TOTINOS PIZZA ROLLS!?!!?

[–]AlphabetSmut 1 point2 points ago

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You feel like a black person HAPPY to be surrounded by whities in point hats...hmmmmm

[–]bijibijmak 1 point2 points ago

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[–]CptSpaulding 1 point2 points ago*

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this is my ALL TIME favorite gif. i can literally stare at it for like a half hour with me laughing hysterically the entire time.

[–]Infidel6 1 point2 points ago

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Well then you aren't really helping, are you?

[–]captainpeebles 1 point2 points ago

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[–]wasdy1 1 point2 points ago

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yeah, then you read the comments and find you are an asshole for some reason or another.......

[–]SciLiZombie 1 point2 points ago

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AAAAAAAAAAWWWWWW YYYYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAA!

[–]k1n6 1 point2 points ago

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LOL Nailed it.

[–]bnjmn7 1 point2 points ago

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I just did it..

[–]jet10 1 point2 points ago

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That kid is so cute!!!

[–]wackywiener 1 point2 points ago

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They brought some grape drink out.

[–]MidKnight150 0 points1 point ago

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Tastes like purple!

[–]youngsteezy 1 point2 points ago

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Love that commercial.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I couldn't agree enough. I felt exactly like that when i saw it.

[–]mojo_ca 1 point2 points ago

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I feel like this guy.

[–]Jaws666 1 point2 points ago

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Pretty sure that kid is having a stroke.

[–]nebbish 1 point2 points ago

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No doubt about it, redid is fucking funny sometimes

[–]geburah 1 point2 points ago

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I would like to remember how it feels to be so excited about something.

[–]cdsk 2 points3 points ago

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I'm that surprised, too, when seeing something that's not been reposted.

[–]ggk1 1 point2 points ago

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ya. keep complaining about reposts. It's definitely affected the problem so far.

[–]k1n6 2 points3 points ago

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complaining about them are what make them great

[–]MaidenLane 2 points3 points ago

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I have a complaint about this.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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I agree withe everyone's complaints. Upboa'ded.

[–]2pr04u 0 points1 point ago

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More like: "wow, I saw this on 4chan 2 years ago"

[–]2Pro4U 0 points1 point ago

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How I feel when seeing this gif for the 1000th time. http://www.dumpt.com/img/viewer.php?file=5fqffsghv6vs2hloqia9.gif

[–]torilikefood 0 points1 point ago

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The blonde kid in the very back is mfw /r/spacedicks