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[–]Naserume 20 points21 points ago

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That's a velociraptor.

Edit: I guess it still could be named Rex, though.

[–]TheLateGreatMe 1 point2 points ago

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It's kinda better that way.

[–]doctechnical 37 points38 points ago

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That's scientifically impossible!

Noah built the ark before Jesus was born. Sheesh.

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points ago

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Jesus laughs in the face of science. The bottom of the pic is chopped off. He is actually standing on a pond.

[–]AimlessArrow 7 points8 points ago

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God works in mysterious ways trollface

[–]supraspinatus 1 point2 points ago

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Behind Jesus' beard is a fist. Or is it a round-house kick?

[–]derpderpastan 1 point2 points ago

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i like that people are like "woah woah! i've seen photos, and that's JESUS in the picture - NOT noah."

[–]ReadyThor 9 points10 points ago

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I'm so sorry Rex... thanks to evolution you can't even jerk off while you await your doom.

[–]StevenCasteel 6 points7 points ago

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I see what you did there.

[–]Lavernica 7 points8 points ago

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I almost downvoted this because it made me sad. :[ Poor Velociraptor.

[–]guynamednate 0 points1 point ago

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Did you ever think that maybe he would eat all the other animals? Derp.

[–]bitt3n 6 points7 points ago

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so jesus sacrificed his place on the ark to save rex?

TIL the Bible is a ripoff of "Titanic"

[–]lester_s 3 points4 points ago

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BITE HIS HEAD OFF LITTLE ONE

[–]darkmooninc 1 point2 points ago

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BITE HIS LITTLE HEAD OFF ONE

[–]Occulus 4 points5 points ago

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[–]midnightbacon24 0 points1 point ago

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I'm good friends with the person who made it. :D

[–]Occulus -1 points0 points ago

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:) cool

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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here's the tumblr I found it on:

http://jesusislove.tumblr.com/

[–]Ididerus 4 points5 points ago

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[–]abledanger 2 points3 points ago

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Now that's a quality site.

This one is awesome. http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lh37f9JlOf1qzvl4eo1_500.jpg

[–]FrostofSparta 3 points4 points ago

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Aww, this made me sad :(

[–]izzy9000 3 points4 points ago

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[–]HedonistRex 2 points3 points ago

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This photo was taken moments before the teleporter accident that created Raptor Jesus.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Danbo4 0 points1 point ago

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[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Fake.

A dinosaur that small would have had some feather-like stuff.

[–]johnnykage22 2 points3 points ago

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douchebag Jesus.

[–]EmptyBowlOfNothing 1 point2 points ago

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It's funny because it's true.

[–]HandsomeDynamite 1 point2 points ago

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God, usually I don't think these are that funny but I fucking howled. The dinosaur's expression is like one of cold acceptance.

[–]whitediesel 1 point2 points ago

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what no room for t-Rex's but enough room for damn spiders ಠ_ಠ

[–]anexanhume 1 point2 points ago

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Wrex.

Shepard (to all makind).

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Fuck you dinosaurs. Even if we had room, we still wouldn't take you on the Ark. Suck on a 6-mile comet, you cunts.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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all the dinos were sacrificed to the god of the underworld before the actual flood happened. It was the called the instant of the fake flood which caused them to line up 2 weeks early and be slaughtered.

Making up religious stuff is kind of fun and easy. Just like the bible.

[–]GordanKnott 0 points1 point ago

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First the white man killed all the dinosaur! Now he is poising the fish!

[–]kitty1948 0 points1 point ago

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So it made me cry.

[–]Bizzlo 0 points1 point ago

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Oh.. and now i'm sad. Poor little fella.

[–]StevenCasteel 0 points1 point ago

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this makes me so sad. :( Sending people to hell is one thing, but killing that cute little dinosaur... I am now an atheist.

[–]pmfiebig 0 points1 point ago

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wait is that Jesus or Noah???

[–]rockinsuburbs 0 points1 point ago

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:(

[–]rGuile 0 points1 point ago

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This picture made me incredibly sad. Poor Rexy :(

[–]Hypobasis 0 points1 point ago

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Needs to be resaved a few more times as a jpg.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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jesus saves

[–]geoman2k 0 points1 point ago

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Maybe if they used a little more jpeg compression....

[–]PilotInspektor 0 points1 point ago

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Goddamn it! making me emotional over crappy non-science.

[–]snowbarrr -1 points0 points ago

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Oh golly, I lol'ed to tears looking at this!

[–]mikebeer -3 points-2 points ago

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Fixed. There weren't enough jpeg artifacts in the original.