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[–]goldjerrygold 38 points39 points ago

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He's a close talker Jerry!

[–]Gurzigost 13 points14 points ago

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[–]Xombie818 1 point2 points ago

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A close talker?

[–]assbowl -1 points0 points ago

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Don't watch Seinfeld?

[–]Xombie818 4 points5 points ago

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I do - that's why you were supposed to reply "A close talker!"

[–]DougisonFire 9 points10 points ago

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Well this is truly haunting. Thank you for that.

[–]ShayanFCB 20 points21 points ago

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i dont get it

[–]Creebjeez 6 points7 points ago

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Piglet will be eeaaattennn!!!!

[–]reasonabletroll 31 points32 points ago

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I thought he was going to get raped, but that probably shows how twisted my mind has become due to the internet.

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[–][deleted] 37 points38 points ago

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You have made me seriously consider getting a new username

[–]Hexogen 17 points18 points ago

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How about Winnie-in-the-Pooh?

[–]nhuff90 -1 points0 points ago

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Or When-he's-in-the-Pooh!

[–]oberbernou -2 points-1 points ago

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nope

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

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I don't remember this...

[–]Xeeman 6 points7 points ago

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DAE hear a whisper when Pooh says the words?

[–]dotexe82 4 points5 points ago

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If no honey available at lunch = anal rape.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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If honey available, changes to lubed anal rape. Big step up.

[–]Velnich 2 points3 points ago

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I don't think honey would make very good lube.... . . . :-|

[–]sevenofk9 0 points1 point ago

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au contraire

[–]faultyproboscus 0 points1 point ago

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Trust me, you want the honey.

[–]whatcanuexpect_ 9 points10 points ago

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ruining everyone's childhood; one step at a time.

[–][deleted] 56 points57 points ago*

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Reddit rule: Don't put the punch line in the title.

[–]HyzerJAK 36 points37 points ago

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It doesn't seem like a punchline to me. It seems more like the line is emphasizing the creepiness.

[–]FifeOhTree 8 points9 points ago

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I still laughed.

[–]jiarb 1 point2 points ago

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It's not a joke...

[–]Taiokoshinketsu 4 points5 points ago

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Shut the fuck up.

[–]MLBM100 1 point2 points ago

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Keep fighting the good fight, brother.

[–]robopanda9k 6 points7 points ago

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I love how uncomfortable piglet is lol

[–]Brian_Legacy 2 points3 points ago

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Someone should make one with "I'll bring the eggs..."

[–]samuraichikx 2 points3 points ago

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my childhood!!

[–]Squidfist 1 point2 points ago

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That made me laugh. >:|

[–]llThelotusll 1 point2 points ago

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When in doubt, use dog.

[–]gluteos_annihilation 1 point2 points ago

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Thank you, Reddit, for ruining ANOTHER one of my childhood memories. Only a few more to go!

[–]Residue 1 point2 points ago

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Pedobear!

[–]gesamtkunstwerk 1 point2 points ago

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Pedo-Pooh?

[–]lardtube 1 point2 points ago

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I just laughed so hard.

[–]BertrandLoganberry 0 points1 point ago

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Just like lunch meat.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Reposted so many times, but I still love it.