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[–][deleted] 66 points67 points ago

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nah, it's just a crush.

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

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You could say he's really infatuated.

[–]GlasgowGuyScotland 51 points52 points ago

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or he just can't get her off him.

[–]Pornchicken 10 points11 points ago

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maybe he is a toilet?

[–]evil_twin 18 points19 points ago

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I think she ate him and is crapping him out in that pic . . .

[–]VDuBivore 5 points6 points ago

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[–]ttustudent 4 points5 points ago

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Thats A LOT of views.

[–]cursoryname 2 points3 points ago

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Sad how much of America is all about consuming herp n derp eh?

[–]griswokd 1 point2 points ago

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great big ass

[–]creaturistic 1 point2 points ago

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WTF did I jut watched........

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Ummm not your spelling for sure :)

[–]creaturistic 0 points1 point ago

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Drunken Reddit moment lol

[–]yogibearbitch -1 points0 points ago

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and her ass muffles his screams.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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ass muffins ice creams ?

thats what I read three time in a row

[–]nikkil 2 points3 points ago

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i don't know why but this made me laugh out loud for a good whole minute, thank you

[–]codegrinder 0 points1 point ago

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was it from all the waffles?

[–]Brudus 38 points39 points ago

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Big ol fat white girl and a skinny black guy that loves her. I see nothing new.

[–]evileddy 26 points27 points ago

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DAT ASS.. is slowly crushing my will to live.

[–]wilsonism 9 points10 points ago

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Well, he is one oppressed Black man.

[–]Mook39 11 points12 points ago

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Well, he is one compressed Black man.

FTFY

[–]HerpdehDerp 16 points17 points ago

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Katamari Damacy

[–]SurferJeff 13 points14 points ago

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That's the worst ventriloquist I've ever seen.

[–]charlie6969 10 points11 points ago

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That is sweet....and sad.

[–]grimatongueworm 4 points5 points ago

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I think she unknowingly sat on him on the couch and he's stuck up in there and she just hasn't noticed yet.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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I laughed and then something touched my cynical, cold heart.

I don't know why.

I think I'm going crazy

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]uncleawesome 4 points5 points ago

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I saw on nova or something that african tribesmen would keep their women well fed and plump to show off to the rest men that he was a good hunter and had enough food to make his wife fat. Its like buying a big flashy chain or pimpin out a phat ride.

[–]BobNob 1 point2 points ago

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who must really love her?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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No, he just got stuck in her crack and can't figure out how to get loose.

[–]Betazona 1 point2 points ago

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I didn't know thats how black men are made. racist joke, i know, sorry

[–]clickitout 2 points3 points ago

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I can't believe no ones ever taken a dump on your chest before

[–]ifaptoanything 2 points3 points ago

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I saw this in a porno once...excuse me a moment...ctrl + shift + n.....I can fap to this

[–]sgt_shizzles 1 point2 points ago

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You and Relevant_Rule_34 could have an interesting battle of wills.

[–]ifaptoanything 1 point2 points ago

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Ah yes him...we have met once, good fellow, introduced me to many new things to fap to

[–]sge_fan 1 point2 points ago

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She's the big love of his life.

[–]go24 0 points1 point ago

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Somewhere on the other side, Jimmy the Greek is saying "SEE? TOLDYA!!!"

[–]BabaBooeysTeeth 0 points1 point ago

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He's gonna blow those fucking knees out!!

[–]MKGagnon 0 points1 point ago

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Looks like a mole on an ant hill.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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"Call me a fatty again motherfucker!!!"

"MMPHTFHTTGRRRP"

she stands up "What?"

"I said Your ass smells like cheetohs"

[–]Crystal_Cuckoo 0 points1 point ago

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[–]mutzilla 0 points1 point ago

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[–]azaaaa 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Dustbrew 0 points1 point ago

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When I see something like that I just can't help myself

[–]imright_anduknowit 0 points1 point ago

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"That's a HUGE Bitch!"

[–]Potatisen1 0 points1 point ago

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GOT DAMN!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Or she hates him

[–]EnochtheRed 0 points1 point ago

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I'll bet she swallows. A lot.

[–]freecandygetinthevan -1 points0 points ago

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I'll probably get shit for this, but extremely fat people like that gross me out so much. :/

[–]cottagevillebill 0 points1 point ago

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thats the worst hemorroid that i've ever seen....Damn..

[–]xvtx 0 points1 point ago

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They always get the best ones.

[–]KittenKicker 0 points1 point ago

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There's a lot to love.

[–]rayallenfan20 0 points1 point ago

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Guys, he's just hiding from the cops.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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She's is preventing him from getting away.

[–]mrbottlerocket -1 points0 points ago

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Ahh! my tibia! snap!
My fibula! snap!

[–]redmongrel -1 points0 points ago

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You know how some people will buy ANYTHING with an Apple logo on it? Black guys and white girls are like that.

[–]BetterDaysAhead -1 points0 points ago

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All I see is a two backed beast.

[–]Kurigauth -1 points0 points ago

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Excuse me, you're sitting on my black friend. Please stop.

[–]Akira_kj -1 points0 points ago

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Awww, its like she paid him to be her chair with sex later. How sweet.

[–]TumorPizza -1 points0 points ago

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Wait, this isn't for the "Loneliest Whale" picture?

[–]Radico87 -1 points0 points ago

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this reminds me of the Drawn Together episode where black man's lust for fat asses is explained in scientific terms

[–]IIGrudge -1 points0 points ago

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Black guys love fat redheads for some reason.

[–]bluntinstrument -1 points0 points ago

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guys they are probably mentally handicapped...

[–]burgess_meredith_jr -1 points0 points ago

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Ohh, even the Chive beat you to that one...

[–]Superfishul -1 points0 points ago

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He doesn't love her--he loves that ass.

[–]coolcocoboy -1 points0 points ago

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Somebody get this man the kool-aid he deserves!

[–][deleted] -3 points-2 points ago

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Fat people seem to have better personalities on average(anecdotal). I find that unattractive people kick ass and attractive people don't as much. I think it's that heavier people are just forced to face reality more than attractive people and that probably makes them more down to earth. <3

[–]keltron 3 points4 points ago

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heavier people are just forced to face reality... and that probably makes them more down to earth.

That's just gravity.

[–]Backwcsh -3 points-2 points ago

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He must have bad credit.