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[–]switch_case 14 points15 points ago

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Cookie Monster, meet monster cookie.

[–]labalag 5 points6 points ago

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Om nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom...

nom nom nom nom.

[–]cbfw86 3 points4 points ago

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flatline

[–]Gangringo 2 points3 points ago

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No matter what happens in your life, no matter what dreams you achieve, no matter who you manage to fuck by some crazy happenstance, you will never, ever be this happy.

[–]trueHOVER 2 points3 points ago

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I love how happy for him Ernie looks. This is why Ernie rules!

[–]noahsygg 4 points5 points ago

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Cookie Monster eats healthy now! See here.

[–]leoboiko 3 points4 points ago

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Maybe you hear rumor that me going on a diet. Not true. Me just eating healthy foods AND cookies. What wrong with dat? [1]


Cookie Monster: Me like fruit.

Matt Lauer: And there you have it. Cookie Monster likes fruit, and not cookies.

Monster: No! You members of the media blow story way out of proportion! Me still like cookies!

Lauer: Then why fruit?

Monster: Why not fruit? It delicious! And healthy. Me still eat cookies, like me world-famous for doing, but now me eat other things, too.

[2]

[–]cmj4h 0 points1 point ago

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Right, I was goint to say that I hear he like veggies now.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Shut up.

[–]harriswill 1 point2 points ago

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[10]!

[–]kinkyprincess 1 point2 points ago

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"C" is for Cookie that's good enough for me, "C" is for cookie that's good enough for me, "C" is for cookie that's good enough for me, Oh! cookie, cookie, cookie starts with "C"!

now i cant get this song out of my head!

[–]ilurkbecauseilove 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Evernoob 1 point2 points ago

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This gets posted about 4 times a week.

[–]katherinejoann 1 point2 points ago

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So?

[–]Darkfallen1310 1 point2 points ago

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Is there a problem with that?

[–]Evernoob 0 points1 point ago

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I guess not. Let's repost it again now. Just cause.

[–]thebirdbirdbird 1 point2 points ago

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For those curious about when this happened, it was on CakeBoss :) They also made a Sesame Street cake.

[–]insanekoz 1 point2 points ago

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I can't believe that, at 19 years old, the one thing that made me actually laugh on Reddit was a Sesame Street gif.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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:D

[–]Ducckkiiee 0 points1 point ago

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He ate rice cake snacks on the show not cookies :/

[–]wutangclanthug9mm 0 points1 point ago

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This one always makes me giggle like a bitch

[–]terrortowers 0 points1 point ago

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didn't expect cookie monster, have an upvote :D

[–]lkdo 0 points1 point ago

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COOOOOKIEEEESS!

[–]Karma_Be_Damned 0 points1 point ago

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The more it loops, the funnier it becomes.

[–]WaterSnake 0 points1 point ago

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You will never be as happy as cookie monster in this picture. Feelsbadman

[–]entcinoman 0 points1 point ago

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And then he'll find out it's fucking oatmeal raisin, and go on a killing spree.

[–]insanekoz 1 point2 points ago

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Hey fuck you! I love oatmeal raisin and I'm a very exciting person!

[–]gimmefiction 0 points1 point ago

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this makes me really happy.

[–]patriotboy43 0 points1 point ago

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[–]InBrainWeTrust 0 points1 point ago

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