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[–]B0TTiG 63 points64 points ago

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wow, this really hits home

[–]the_mattador 20 points21 points ago

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What's all this racket about?

[–]vmj19 5 points6 points ago

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Looks like he took advantage

[–]kpb87 4 points5 points ago

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how did you dedeuce that?

[–]vmj19 3 points4 points ago

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I'm an ace at it.

[–]iluvchurros -1 points0 points ago

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This was all set to well.

[–]FrostofSparta 6 points7 points ago

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It's about Love - Love...

[–]themagictoast 9 points10 points ago

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This was over the line!

[–]Zelazny7 4 points5 points ago

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Maybe he was sedeuced

[–]4nimal 6 points7 points ago

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But the ball's in her court.

[–]Bloody_carrot 3 points4 points ago

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There's no need to have a McEnroe over this.

[–]ongakuka 0 points1 point ago

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Some people prefer clay, some prefer ass.

[–]Bloody_carrot -1 points0 points ago

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Oh. Like some prefer beef over Borg?

[–]bk89 1 point2 points ago

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Or Night Elves and Tauren?

[–]stone500 1 point2 points ago

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I get those confused all the time. Took me forever to figure out why my girlfriend would cry when I asked if she wanted to play tennis.

[–]touchingchildren 0 points1 point ago

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Well if you don't like tennis, how about racquetball?

[–]dr_meow 14 points15 points ago

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Please excuse my ignorance, but I don't get it. Where is joke explainer when you need him?

[–]Eddip 9 points10 points ago

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[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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[–]Tobakstugga 1 point2 points ago

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I love this guy, Icelandic myself, he has grossed me out but he is great :)

[–]obviousstatement 2 points3 points ago

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I didn't either. Came here looking for the same guy, so don't feel bad.

[–]SurpriseButtSexer 1 point2 points ago

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Do you want me to explain?

[–]SurpriseButtSexer 0 points1 point ago

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Don't worry you will, someday.

[–]mistah_q 0 points1 point ago

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It's taken out of context from a something awful forum thread an is pretty funny, in context. Here's the thread if you are interested. http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3390388&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=109

[–]cowboyitaliano 0 points1 point ago

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i liked the Donald Duck one....

[–]roxshot 10 points11 points ago

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This is how my uncle taught me to play tennis

[–]DahnkeBallz -1 points0 points ago

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uncle Bob, is that you?

[–]uptwolait 8 points9 points ago

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Let.

Balls.

Love.

Score.

[–]siriusbs 7 points8 points ago

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Artist's homepage includes books such as "Is this supposed to be funny?" and "Is this some kind of joke?"

[–]Atrioventricular 0 points1 point ago

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Haha, I have "Is this supposed to be funny?". Incredibly fucked up but incredibly funny.

[–]jfixed 0 points1 point ago

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I have a copy of "Should You Be Laughing at This?" and it's soooooo good.

[–]Reedey 0 points1 point ago

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My sister gave me a copy for my Birthday, best gift EVER!

[–]jfixed 0 points1 point ago

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Hell yeah, mine was a gift too! Love it!

[–]3506 0 points1 point ago

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Best books I ever owned!

[–]JPG_Archaeologist 5 points6 points ago

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You should totally save this as jpg.

[–]Greasy 5 points6 points ago

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Should we be laughing at this?

[–]TheDudeAbides420 5 points6 points ago

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Tenis - Penis... i can see this happening.

[–]AssumeTheFetal 3 points4 points ago

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So then what the FUCK is tennis?

[–]B0h1c4 2 points3 points ago

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Wow, if I had a dime for everytime my wife pulled THIS switcheroo on me.....

[–]smileymon13 2 points3 points ago

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"I see you've listed 'dabut' under your hobbies?"

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I'm lost...

[–]Messiah 1 point2 points ago

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I feel like I saw something like this on TV where a girl would happily go take tennis lessons, and the tennis instructor would bone her while she acted like nothing was happening other than a normal tennis lesson. I think there was also an irate boyfriend or something.

[–]Tobakstugga 0 points1 point ago

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One other Icelandic cartoonist had something like that. Two grown up males talking:

Nr1: Haha, I was watching the olympics and they are doing the swimming all wrong ! Nr2: Oh, how do you mean ? Nr1: Well for instance they call a swimming style the breast stroke, it's named the dick stroke ! Nr2: what ? Nt1: And they totally do not have the in the butt stroke ! Nr2: Errr. well there are no things like the dick stroke and the in the butt stroke ! Nr1: Oh crap I guess I will need to have a chat with my old swimming teacher ! Nr2: Yeah, and I guess I will need to have a chat with my old teacher (looking dissapointed)

I thought it was funny perhaps it's not to others or I fuck up the translation, let me know :)

[–]DrJock 1 point2 points ago

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Anyone fancy a game of tennis?

[–]Firebrain 1 point2 points ago

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[–]pilaf 1 point2 points ago

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Wait a minute... this isn't anal sex! It's Comic Sans!!

[–]nohassles 1 point2 points ago

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[–]C-Dubs1987 1 point2 points ago

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"This is tennis? This isn't what I wanted. What's the sport where the two chicks wail on each other?"

"Foxy Boxing?"

"YES! That's what I wanted."

[–]W34PON 1 point2 points ago

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Who else read that in Norm McDonald's voice?

[–]ScurvyDervish 1 point2 points ago

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NSFW

[–]DontTouchMeThere 0 points1 point ago

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ad-in

[–]procrastinationwin 0 points1 point ago

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easy mistake to make

[–]Session 0 points1 point ago

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This reminds me of when I once used tennis as a metaphor for sex, and that it can be a very casual experience for people.

Then I realized some people play tennis with family members... then I realized regardless, my analogy was right.

[–]DrLez 0 points1 point ago

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First thing that has made me laugh out loud all day!

[–]SusannaDisa89 0 points1 point ago

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Im upvoting this since he is a fellow Icelander. My brother is a huge fan of his work

[–]pefyeah 0 points1 point ago

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I love it when topical humor relates to everyday life.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I don't know what it means but I can't stop laughing.

[–]DunDerD 0 points1 point ago

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I hate when that happens.

[–]Ratava 0 points1 point ago

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If it's Rafael Nadal, I ain't complainin.

[–]notfeelingthat 0 points1 point ago

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I really didn't expect this

[–]potato_of_wrath 0 points1 point ago

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Its from a book called "should you be laughing at this"

http://www.amazon.com/Should-You-Be-Laughing-This/dp/0061284890

plenty more random offensive shit that isn't tennis

[–]HuricaneRetarded 0 points1 point ago

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Hey i own this book! Wait...is that good or bad thing?

[–]mistah_q 0 points1 point ago

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Someone reads SA.

[–]AwesomeKickass 0 points1 point ago

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it's a rectum-based video game