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[–]LeoPanthera 514 points515 points ago

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If you're going to fake an iPhone SMS screenshot, at least get the font right.

[–]glassflag 237 points238 points ago

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Typefascist.

[–]ilikesoup 203 points204 points ago

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Heilvetica.

[–]Izzhov 139 points140 points ago

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Arian.

[–]Raumschiff 71 points72 points ago

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Mussolinotype

[–]bdelgado 46 points47 points ago

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Gaddafidings

[–]W1nd 65 points66 points ago

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Holocaust Sans

[–]ilikesoup 87 points88 points ago

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Sans Semite.

[–]W1nd 87 points88 points ago

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Times Jew Roman

[–]feureau 10 points11 points ago

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Futurass

[–]Ogen 28 points29 points ago

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Reich Text

[–]typefascist 50 points51 points ago

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Sorry I'm late, guys.

[–]ehsan 6 points7 points ago

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redditor for 1 month

Why am I not surprised anymore...

[–]deepfriedmario 45 points46 points ago

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As well as the height dimension.

[–]DoTheDew 11 points12 points ago

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As well as the fact that those 'i's aren't auto corrected.

[–]maxd 19 points20 points ago

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To be fair, we don't know if "Ellie" has an iPhone.

[–]FirstDivision 11 points12 points ago

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And some of us turn off autocorrect because it's annoying.

[–]DoTheDew 1 point2 points ago

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Ah yes. Good point.

[–]the-knife 62 points63 points ago

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What, you can't change the system font on an iPhone?

Oh, that's right, it's an Apple product.

[–]RounderKatt 37 points38 points ago

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Lord Jobs knows the best font for you to use. Do not question his authority

[–]MBuddah 7 points8 points ago

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your phone allows you to select your font? 0_o

[–]the-knife 38 points39 points ago

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Yep, an Android. (And that's without any tinkering)

[–]shippfaced 4 points5 points ago

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Uh....how? I have an android and know nothing about this.

[–]the-knife 5 points6 points ago

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My system is in another language, so it might be a bit different with you, but go to the settings, then display, second option is text style. There you can change the system font.

[–]IneffablePigeon 6 points7 points ago

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Not there on my HTC Desire. It is possible to package a custom font into an app, though, i know that.

[–]W1nd 6 points7 points ago

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yes

[–]willcode4beer 1 point2 points ago

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I thought all phones did. Even my 8 year old blackberry let you

[–]notpowercat 1 point2 points ago

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All blackberries let you change the fonts used throughout the system, size, bold and you can choose from several main screen themes.

There's 12 fonts.

[–]bilbravo 2 points3 points ago

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Can't you change the font on an iPhone?

[–]pozhaluista 23 points24 points ago

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Maybe with winterboard. Of course not with Apple support. I can't believe these phones don't even have THEMES.. basic THEMES.. hell, phones from 10 years ago had those.

I still love the phone, but only after it's jailbroken.

[–]bilbravo 2 points3 points ago*

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Actually I can change the font on my Moto Droid, but them I remembered that was something I could only do after I rooted it. Stupid phones!

edit: So after getting all these comments I went and realized that Handcent does indeed let me change the font. I was thinking about the font for the notifcations drawer, etc. Things like the battery indicator color, blah blah.

[–]rivalius13 16 points17 points ago

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You really expect Apple to let you myspaceify your iPhone?

[–]Purehatred 39 points40 points ago

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Since it is essentially a toy, yes.

[–]pozhaluista 9 points10 points ago

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myspaceify =/= basic THEME

You know, like green.. blue, black.. grey. I believe Windows let you do this long before myspace.

[–]Poltras 16 points17 points ago

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And Facebook doesn't. What world is this??

[–]Panguin 6 points7 points ago

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Guess its a good thing I didn't pay $600 for Facebook.

[–]Zyberst 1 point2 points ago

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Nokia let you do it on their phones dating back to the colourscreen.

[–]cricketpants 1 point2 points ago

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macbooks allow you to choose the color of the boxes in ichat and the color of your highlighting/visited links, why wouldn't they do it for their phones?

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[–]pozhaluista 23 points24 points ago

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the only people that wanted these were pretty much children.

Do you know the green battery thing the iPhone has? It's like a glass battery that fills up with radioactive juice symbolizing your phone's charge.

After spending maybe 3 minutes downloading a theme and respringing now mine is somehow a crazy looking chrome polished airfilter looking contraption that I just love. Nobody else sees this but me, it's only when it is charging, but I enjoy it.

What do you care if it brings someone else happiness? I also enjoy having something a bit easier on the eyes than the typical grey and white shit. I know what you're getting at, but people actually do have favorite colors, not just children. It's nothing that should enrage you.

Also you can change the unlock mechanism from slide to tap and much much more than just skinning.

[–]abowlofcereal 1 point2 points ago

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If you have grey and white shit, you should see a doctor.

[–]holyhalloweenbatman 1 point2 points ago

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My jailbroken iTouch has a batman background that looks like the batman from the original comics. It makes me smile every time I turn on my iPod. Doesn't make my iPod run any better or anything like that, but its a cool aesthetic.

[–]SuperCow1127 8 points9 points ago

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You could make the same argument about any type of aesthetics.

[–]I_M_Stranger 7 points8 points ago

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I've never understood why people want 'themes'

wah?

...when I was a programmer,

aah.

[–]TheFlyingBastard 1 point2 points ago

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Themes - because it looks slick. If you don't understand this, you shouldn't have bought an Apple product.

[–]HoldenMcGroin 1 point2 points ago

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I've never understood why people think they can dictate what other people should and shout not want. I spent a lot of time thinking about this, until I realized that the only people who would do this are morons with no social skills who think that they somehow "transcend mere mortals" by not wanting something, when in actuality it's because they are retards with no social skills and have failed every attempt in their lives at relating to anything but their pet.

[–]vesperae 1 point2 points ago

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Yes, I like to be able to change the appearance of the display on the devices I spend a lot of time using. If I'm gonna be looking at it anyway it might as well look good. Is that so difficult to understand?

[–][deleted] 382 points383 points ago

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For a second there, I thought :D<3 was either saggy boobs or balls hanging from chin. Anyways, carry on.

[–]Nashoo 172 points173 points ago*

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Obviously it's this: http://i.imgur.com/hFKzO.jpg

edit: NSFW

[–]ani625 120 points121 points ago

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[–]vincentrevelations 109 points110 points ago

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[–][deleted] 35 points36 points ago

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Oh God, it looks like Cosmo Kramer got a job at a nuclear reactor facility...

[–]eric22vhs 43 points44 points ago

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Speaking of which, was anyone else as surprised as I was to see this in a kids movie?

[–]nuseramed 51 points52 points ago

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I was surprised at just how awful that joke was.

[–]0akley 4 points5 points ago

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Haha. What is that from?

[–]itsnottaken 16 points17 points ago

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Men in Black 2

[–]shinnen 19 points20 points ago

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Blues Brothers in Black

[–]King-Babar 13 points14 points ago

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They're on a mission from God Xenu.

[–]rabblerabbler 3 points4 points ago

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disco ball

[–]tilio 7 points8 points ago

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what's really fucked up is when i was in high school, i worked in the local grocery store, and there was a local hasidic jew who came in like clockwork every week. he came in wearing the suit and the hat, and he had a massive dark beard. and it was only made more awkward by the fact that there was no local hasidic temple. people stared at him all the time, but it wasn't the fact that he was a hasidic that would make them stare.

on one side of his face, he had two tumors (or growths of some sort) the size of golf balls, but they must have been there for YEARS because they hung down over his beard by easily 6 inches. i don't know whether they were inoperable, or he didn't get them fixed for religious reasons, but it was really sad, and looked a lot like this.

[–]lepickle 1 point2 points ago

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I just.....scratched my balls.

[–]Rucuss 26 points27 points ago

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:(<3

[–]xlance 15 points16 points ago

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[–]cardar 9 points10 points ago

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drunken slur Hey, hey! That's the guy! That's the… guy whose chin… looks like a… a balls!

[–]SoBoredAtWork 9 points10 points ago

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[–]euicho 4 points5 points ago

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Or this (sorry about the horrendous quality)

[–]histumness 5 points6 points ago

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NSFW!

[–]thebeefytaco 9 points10 points ago

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It clearly means her smile is less than 3.

[–]EpistemicFaithCrisis 23 points24 points ago

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Pretty sure it's this.

[–]eugenetabisco 4 points5 points ago

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I believe it's meant to be read. "Does that mean you like me too? Peter Griffin."

[–]ell0bo 2 points3 points ago

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Or she just loves a good teabagging. I'm not one to judge either way.

[–]ImHereToReddit 1 point2 points ago

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balls hanging from chin

Peter Griffin?

[–]hiredgun85 94 points95 points ago

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What a twist! Haven't been that surprised since that shitty movie about grassing and wind killing people.

[–][deleted] 73 points74 points ago

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Hey grass... say hi to your mother for me.

[–]hoswald 5 points6 points ago

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Hey donkey.

[–]thewrongkindofbacon 19 points20 points ago

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Oh hi doggie!

[–]Hipser 24 points25 points ago

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o hi mark

[–]acaudel 4 points5 points ago

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You're tearing me apart!

[–]stellarecho92 2 points3 points ago

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What kind of money, Denny?!?!

[–]skootles 2 points3 points ago

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I did not hit her, I did naaaaat.

[–]ColonelVirus 8 points9 points ago

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The Happening. Shhh... Don't talk of it, the trees... they can HEAR EVERYTHING!! AHHH WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!

Man that film was shit.

[–]victordavion 1 point2 points ago

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Im fairly certain that the point of that movie is to express the absurdity of nature being dangerous and to be a role reversal of people for and against nuclear power.

[–]battlemetal 2 points3 points ago

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I was thinking about that film today, because its super windy outside. How convenient that the wind was slow enough so they could run away from it? Had it blasted through the world at 50km/h it would have been a much shorter film.

[–]qwertisdirty 877 points878 points ago

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I have a theory that if you took away all the fake stuff from Reddit, it would be deader then Digg in a week.

[–]RoosterSheep 824 points825 points ago

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I have a theory that there's this secret society that leave messages to each other on internet forums and such. The messages are completely public and appear to be relatively normal to ordinary people. The secret messages would be hidden via spelling mistakes which are so obvious, nobody would actually make them by mistake. Here are some examples:

"You have an good point, RoosterSheep. I can't believe I didn't notice before"

Notice how it would never occur to anyone to put "an" before "good" as it doesn't roll off the tongue easily. This secret message translates to "She's in the boot of my car, well, most of her, anyway."

"lol ur wierd"

The misspelling of the word 'weird' translates to "I want to cook and eat you. Are you free Wednesday night?"

"It would be deader then Digg in a week."

The 'then for than' code can mean different things depending on where it's used. In this instance, it translates to "Can anybody brick on my face? I've tried craigslist, but nobody seems interested. Fucking craigslist! The layout..." The rest of the translation becomes scrambled. Something about basic CSS, shitty developers. I don't know. It's just a theory after all.

[–]BPhair 14 points15 points ago

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Seems similar to how the Tralfamdorians communicate over long distances.

[–]superherotaco 3 points4 points ago

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It's tough being unstuck in time.

[–]RupertDurden 329 points330 points ago

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TL;DR

I don't know. I didn't read it either.

[–]ChiefNugs 63 points64 points ago

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It's not even that long...

[–]gdit_saint 176 points177 points ago

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That's what she said

[–]Slates77 5 points6 points ago

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[–]scuzzman 10 points11 points ago

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I'll just leave this beer.

[–]zendak 4 points5 points ago

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He'll just leave this queer.

[–]Slates77 3 points4 points ago

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Then I guess I'll just leave this deer.

[–]reverendchubbs 1 point2 points ago

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It's the longest 2 inches you'll ever see.

[–]whatevers_clever 11 points12 points ago

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It's long in dog years.

[–]Aerthis 12 points13 points ago

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You have an good point, RoosterSheep. I can't believe I didn't notice before.

[–]measuredinyears 64 points65 points ago

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What is wrong with your brain.

[–]0u812inou 173 points174 points ago

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What is wrong with you brian.

[–]IPoopedALittle 169 points170 points ago

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Understood. I'll bring an chainsaw

[–]AwesomeFacebookYes 56 points57 points ago

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I'll start cutting the potatoes.

[–]scrambledbrain 58 points59 points ago

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Leave the skin on. And I mean both.

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[–]Fyzzle 2 points3 points ago

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And I have the bag of toenail clippings, some have been chewed on.... sorry.

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[–]fuckyou_space 4 points5 points ago

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fore

[–]orange_jooze 1 point2 points ago

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Mmmm, scrambled brains...

[–]idiocracyftw 29 points30 points ago

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Awesome things are wrong with his brain.

[–]FreeCat_NoThanks 5 points6 points ago

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It's better then my brain.

[–]sandy_balls 22 points23 points ago

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I'm not sure if it's just me but I have noticed A LOT of 'then/than' mix-ups recently and it is really, really bugging me. I've never mentioned it as I don't want to appear pedantic but it's EVERYWHERE. I don't know if I've just started noticing it so it appears more apparent or that there generally is an influx in this error. Either way, I'd like it to stop.

[–]Breenns 17 points18 points ago

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Lately, I feel like I've frequently had to explain the difference to individuals I respect. I don't come out as a grammar nazi, they actually accuse me of being wrong. I then lay down the grammar hammer.

[–]phqu88 5 points6 points ago

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I have shitty grammar but if I learned anything anywhere it's the grammar Nazis I initially encountered on digg. From digg to reddit I get called out but its cool because i will never make that mistake again. I don't take criticism as an insult...it is the Internet for Christ sake. I do take it constructively and learn from it.

[–]sonicmerlin 8 points9 points ago

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*it's

[–]phqu88 4 points5 points ago

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iPhone didn't autocorrect but thanks brosuf.

[–]jetpacktuxedo 6 points7 points ago

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Its and it's are weird. No apostrophe if it is possessive, the apostrophe makes it a contraction of "it is". Now you know.

[–]japenner 5 points6 points ago

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i've learned***

[–]garlicdeath 7 points8 points ago

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I've

[–]tejmin 2 points3 points ago

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Don't loose your cool bro. Chill out!

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[–]Gankbanger 1 point2 points ago

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You missed the most annoying of them all:

  • would of/would have

[–]sonicmerlin 8 points9 points ago

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I love this amazingly elaborate way you've devised to correct his grammar mistake without being offensive. You're like the Mr. Rogers of the Grammar Nazis.

[–]Purehatred 4 points5 points ago

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You should spend time with inebriated people, convincing them of such facts.

The world needs more LSD-hobos.

[–]SPACE_LAWYER 2 points3 points ago

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just an theory

[–]ignoramusaurus 2 points3 points ago

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Ha I've just spent 2 days typing up commitments that people have made at work for the new financial year. I cannot believe how many people think you can say something like 'a annual'

[–]greebowarrior 4 points5 points ago

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1.2 Cuils

[–]Spiffy313 2 points3 points ago

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Whatever happened to Cuils? Reddit used to measure randomness in cuils all the time, but ever since the goat tsunami, nobody has even bothered to shell the peanuts.

[–]workbench 1 point2 points ago

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so you mean these face sms are really something like this... interesting.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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This one comment is responsible for a full 25% of your karma in the 14 months you've been on reddit

[–]y_u_no_guy 4 points5 points ago

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ROOSTERSHEEP

(سಥ益ಥ)س

Y U NO POST STUPID SHIT ON OTHER WEBSITE?

[–]Managore 13 points14 points ago

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All that would remain would be grammar Nazis.

than

FTFY

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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then, that

FTFY

[–]fixedzero 9 points10 points ago

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You realize that there are other subreddits besides /r/pics, right? If you're bored of what you're seeing, find something better. There's lots here.

[–]euicho 5 points6 points ago

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Thank you. People don't seem to realize they can un-sub from /r/pics and /r/funny to improve their own enjoyment of reddit.

Also, it's funny so I don't really care if it's real. Comedy movies are funny and they are written, directed, rehearsed, etc. Just enjoy the humor.

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[–]euicho 1 point2 points ago

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Very good point

[–]Missys 1 point2 points ago

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I have this theory that if you cut all her hair off, she'd look like a British man.

[–]Foorius 1 point2 points ago

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Add that with all the reposts and you have no content at all.

[–]LikeHonestlyBro 3 points4 points ago

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it is funny though

[–]PRockGirlScout 10 points11 points ago

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Freudian txt slip.

[–]scottread1 9 points10 points ago

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thats not very penis to assume

[–]orange_jooze 3 points4 points ago

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That makes no sausage.

[–]routari 9 points10 points ago

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Boobs.

[–]svel 12 points13 points ago

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and how many times has that happened today?
Sex. I mean Six! SIX!

[–]wheresmyhouse 28 points29 points ago

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That was cold blooded.

[–]Black_Apalachi 7 points8 points ago

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Harsh.

[–]lucky_phil 4 points5 points ago

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This doesnt even fit on the whole screen. This is about as close as you get.

[–]haste75 58 points59 points ago

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While almost certainly fake, i still loled, and so did my co-worker.

[–]zhylo 115 points116 points ago

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Me and the kid I found at a McDonalds playpen also let out a laugh from this.

Still totally fake though.

[–][deleted] 47 points48 points ago*

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I think its funny, so does the police officer, who's giving me the ticket for speeding. Agreed though that it's totally fake.

[–]thom5r 15 points16 points ago

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Me and my abusive priest found this hilarious. He thinks it's real but I think it's just a little lampoon.

[–]randomb0y 5 points6 points ago

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Me and my imaginary girlfriend got a kick out of it too. We both think it's real, and that Chris is a dick.

[–]jackiechanrpm 8 points9 points ago

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police officer, whose giving me the ticket

ಠ_ಠ

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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sowee:

who's giving me the ticket...

[–]Barksley 24 points25 points ago

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HEY GUYS! This guy has a co-worker!

[–]WheninRome 11 points12 points ago

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Nobody on Reddit has a coworker. He's clearly trollin.

/Forever Working Alone?

[–]dmrnj 2 points3 points ago

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Your coworker was just amusing you and wants you to stop sending him stupid shit.

[–]higgimonster 3 points4 points ago

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Here's what gets me. My wifes 19yo sister is named Jenna. Her BFF is Ellie. We call them Jellie. Im gonna send he this and ask whats up.

[–]Falcoteer 4 points5 points ago

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If that was from Ellie to Chris, shouldn't Chris's name have appeared at the top of the screen as the recipient, rather than Ellie's?

[–]timeforsoup 11 points12 points ago

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No, it's being read as if it was from Chris's phone.

[–]orange_jooze 6 points7 points ago

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So, if we assume it's real, he's being an asshole to a girl, and then he mocks her on Internet?

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points ago

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So, if we assume it's real

Well there's your problem.

[–]p0b 5 points6 points ago

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how did this make the front page... o_O

[–]diskis 38 points39 points ago

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Fake. A guy wouldn't say no before a test drive.

[–]Aikidi 33 points34 points ago

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I mean, unless he had standards or other things going on.

[–]slowpm 17 points18 points ago

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classic.... heartbreaker :(

[–]Debraz13 9 points10 points ago

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Man, part of me want to feel bad for her but I just can't hear it over the laughter. =P

[–]Steaps 4 points5 points ago

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At least the other fake ones got the iPhone font right

[–]figr0ll 6 points7 points ago

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[–]actual-size 1 point2 points ago

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Good song, made brilliant by the final verse!

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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http://www.fakeiphonetext.com/S78Mt

It's pretty easy to fake these.

[–]AuntieSocial 5 points6 points ago

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And imgur is down. Which makes the resulting 404 page fairly ironic, given the submission title.

[–]HarryBlessKnapp 14 points15 points ago

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i don't care if this is fake. the office is fake. still awesome.

[–]foggydog5 11 points12 points ago

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Thanks for playing - kthxbai!

[–]leathergiggle 42 points43 points ago

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Shut up sheramie

[–]woll_clark 2 points3 points ago

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Well, that was sad.

[–]phukka 2 points3 points ago

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what the fuck is :D<3

[–]Realworld 3 points4 points ago

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Happy + heart.

Had to look it up. Looked like happy + clasped hands + boobs.

[–]phukka 8 points9 points ago

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I thought it was like a smiley face with testicles, which just really confused me considering it was a girl sending it...

[–]therealxris 2 points3 points ago

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Smilies.. bitches love em.

[–]7aji88 2 points3 points ago

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A classic romantic music was playing in my head until I got to the "no". I record scratch, then silence came after that.

[–]TOPPOSTINALLCAPS 2 points3 points ago

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IF YOU'RE GOING TO FAKE AN IPHONE SMS SCREENSHOT, AT LEAST GET THE FONT RIGHT.

[–]captureMMstature 1 point2 points ago

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So fake, still laughed.

[–]ImProudOfYou 1 point2 points ago

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Junior high text conversations definitely deserve to be on front page.

[–]trustmeimonreddit 1 point2 points ago

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That was actually really pretty sad, but then I reminded myself that all of these iPhone text mishaps are about as real as the Facebook feeds that get posted around here.

[–]tip_ty 1 point2 points ago

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[–]RoamenCota 1 point2 points ago

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no thats not bad, whats bad is when you ask your boss for some weed on accident.

FF UU CC KK

[–]rocketbootkid 1 point2 points ago

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That is some cold shit.

[–]craftymethod 1 point2 points ago

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a simple "NO?" you heartless bastard!

[–]geniusgrunt 1 point2 points ago

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Why is this example of pre pubescent mating on the front page? Good God, reddit's nerds are legion.

[–]bioskope 1 point2 points ago

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Thats a weird smiley. All I could see was a bouquet of testicles resting on top of a World War 2 soldier's helment.

[–]digitabulist 1 point2 points ago

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I think it's a pretty easy jump for the brain to make. She wants to text Jenna about Chris. You're not really thinking too hard about what your fingers are doing. Jenna, Chris. Accidentally select Chris. I've done it. I wanted to vent to my coworker "Jane" about my boss "Susan." I accidentally opened an IM window to Susan.

[–]BEEPBUS 1 point2 points ago

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Haha, BITCH. Amirite fellas?

[–]raaj_mahal 1 point2 points ago

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u jelly?

[–]jakob5860 1 point2 points ago

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Other times, imgur does not.

[–]darkcity2 1 point2 points ago

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A lot of people are calling this out as fake, which is fair enough, but I'd just like to add that I've actually done this before. I was messaging my best friend for advice about a girl I liked, and I had been messaging that girl just before and by muscle memory sent her the message instead.

Unfortunately, because she's a girl and therefore innately evil, she rejected me in a much slower, gradual process, but not before making me think there was a slight possibility of a relationship.

That wouldn't have fit into a screenshot, so I didn't post it to reddit and missed out on some karma points.

[–]Guest101010 1 point2 points ago

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I seriously just realized that when that girl 'accidentally' sent me an email addressed to her friend saying she liked me back in high school, she was pulling this.

[–]Dourpuss 1 point2 points ago

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Now I can read teenagers talking about their crushes with each other. The internet is really at a low point.

[–]lawnninja 1 point2 points ago

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This was not one of those times.

[–]notjawn 2 points3 points ago

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Disregard Females, Acquire texting charges.

[–]IsaacBrock 3 points4 points ago

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I just realized he said no. Made it 10x funnier when I went back and looked at it.