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[–]aamg 85 points86 points ago

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In the trailer of the DVD, they look "happy". "Breakfast with Hunter" film trailer

[–]timprague 127 points128 points ago

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[–]Naynay31 33 points34 points ago

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Sweet jesus.

[–]maximomore2 14 points15 points ago

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Puts Ron Swanson to shame with his meaty breakfasts.

[–]lambcaseded 16 points17 points ago

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He might out-consume him, but nobody puts Ron Swanson to shame.

[–]DipsomaniacDawg 4 points5 points ago

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‎"I'm a simple man. I like pretty, dark-haired women and breakfast food."

[–]hypokineticman 4 points5 points ago

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"give me all of your eggs and bacon"

[–]maximomore2 4 points5 points ago

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come back here I don't think you understand me, I said ALL.

[–]hypokineticman 1 point2 points ago

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You probably heard "I want a lot of eggs and bacon". I do not.

[–]Purehatred 13 points14 points ago

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anybody with a terminally jangled lifestyle needs at least one psychic anchor every twenty-four hours, and mine is breakfast

[–]RatBall 2 points3 points ago

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Take that, Michael Phelps!

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points ago

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I'm a fucking manimal and even I would have trouble managing to do all of that every 24 hours of my life as a ritual. God bless you HST.

[–]ClosureOrCatharsis 31 points32 points ago

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HST (frequently) exaggerated his consumption. It's fiction, man.

[–]NiceSprite 2 points3 points ago

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I am so glad I stumbled upon this comment. That is the single greatest thing that I have ever read.

[–]zdlr 20 points21 points ago

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Benicio Del Toro at 1:19 with his pseudo-sip is priceless.

[–]VanEck 4 points5 points ago

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Yeah, he seemed rather terrified of whatever else HST might enhance his whiskey with.

[–]cLFlaVA 2 points3 points ago

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I'm interested, and wondering why it's not available on Netflix.

[–]magdalenmaybe 203 points204 points ago

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Cool pic. Depp is giving not even a modicum of a fuck.

[–]KoNP 113 points114 points ago

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I think he's too busy going "HOLY SHIT MY HAIR IS AWESOME WTF IS IT DOING".

Look at him. Tell me he's not completely baked out of his skull.

[–]GeneralKang 36 points37 points ago

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He's not completely baked out of his skull. And I lie badly.

RIP Hunter.

[–]apox64928 18 points19 points ago

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they made cusack sit bitch. look how propped up he looks. probably sitting on gear shift.

[–]formfactor 15 points16 points ago

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lol, wouldn't you?

[–]phaederus 2 points3 points ago

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I'd ride on the hood, I'd ride in the trunk, I'd sit on the fattest, longest, dirtiest fucking gears shift in the world, and I'd do it with a smile on my face.

[–]GeneralKang 1 point2 points ago

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Well, the other option would be sitting on Hunters lap, and that looks full.

[–]triad 2 points3 points ago

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I hope they didn't make him go skiing.

[–]PuP5 3 points4 points ago

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i don't think anyone in that car gives a fuck in that moment. if you'd ever been that drugged up, you'd know.

[–]laxt 25 points26 points ago

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I'm gonna go out on a limb and speculate that since he's driving under the influence of LSD-spiked lollipop, the moment the car is stopped for the picture he's going to avoid looking to the camera at all costs in fear of revealing his heavily-dilated pupils.

Then after the picture is shot, he gently pushes the gas to re-enter the carnival of trailing light that never ceases to become a distraction from paying attention to the road.

[–]rlanantelope 6 points7 points ago

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If this is from the movie set, Johnny is really really sick at the time. He had like a 104F fever most of the time. It's not drugs, it's him wondering when he can lay down again.

[–]inspekt0rgadget 3 points4 points ago

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Nah it's not from the set. They were just hangin out. Check out the docu Breakfast With Hunter.

[–]Purehatred 16 points17 points ago

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Nice theory, but it's a cigarette in his mouth.

LSD laced cigarette doesn't work AFAIK as the boiling point for LSD is very low.

No doubt he was on it in some form or shape, but I don't think it's a lollipop.

[–]s0nicfreak 2 points3 points ago

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laxt must be a fan of the American dub of One Piece

[–]bjs3171 1 point2 points ago

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AFAIK?

[–]dup2869 10 points11 points ago

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As far as I know

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points ago

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Thats the insurance that gives you money if you get hurt and can't work

[–]GotTheHotsForMyAunt 6 points7 points ago

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No dude, that's Aflac. AFAIK is the writer/actor who won an Oscar for Good Will Hunting.

[–]Lentil-Soup 4 points5 points ago

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No, that's Affleck. AFAIK is a US manufacturer of quality decorative and functional plastic extrusions including mylar wraparound frames.

[–]contriver 6 points7 points ago

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No, that's Aflex. You're thinking of the method for detecting polymorphisms in DNA.

[–]GanjaSoldier 2 points3 points ago

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No, that's AFLP-PCR. AFAIK is an abundance of material goods or wealth.

[–]drewmanchu 25 points26 points ago

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Picture taken by Charlie Sheen

[–]heavyweather77 1 point2 points ago

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Taken with his eyes while he was levitating on a ring of angel flame next to the car; the image was beamed from his mind to the Library of Congress, where the librarian burned it onto a sheet of titanium and then fatally combusted, all the while thanking Ra for the privilege of taking part in such epic winning. The image was not converted to digital form by software, but by Sheen willing it to be viewed by masses of unworthy spectators; the digital facsimile is intentionally watered down, because any mortal who gazes on the original titanium likeness will meet a similar fiery fate to the poor, yet fortunate, librarian.

[–]Cpart 5 points6 points ago

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He has the LSD stare.

[–]elmorte 2 points3 points ago

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Or even domicum.

[–]vinsfeld08 63 points64 points ago

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They told this story on a documentary about Thompson. I can't for the life of me remember what it was called, but Hunter got into the car and at one point screamed to pull over. He took it out on the side of the rode and began smacking it around, screaming "You can't talk to me like that, you bitch!" and such. Inspirational, truly.

[–]Richeh 15 points16 points ago

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THAT'S IT! YOU'VE ASKED FOR IT! YOU'RE IN FOR A DAMNED GOOD THRASHING!

[–]ell0bo 6 points7 points ago

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admittedly stolen from up above, but do you mean this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wD18Q414MS8

[–]lulll 6 points7 points ago

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i think it's this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xq119WjMw2s

lol, john cusack talking about his favorite hunter stories

[–]ayyy 1 point2 points ago

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Gonzo?

[–]GeneralKang 2 points3 points ago

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Doctor Gonzo. And my attorney would like to speak to you.

Just as soon as he wakes up and gets off the floor.

[–]dmsuperman 5 points6 points ago

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The documentary was called Gonzo. It's pretty good, you should watch it.

[–]RichOfTheJungle 42 points43 points ago

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John Cusack is a much cooler dude than I've been giving him credit for.

[–]ILIKECAKE 11 points12 points ago

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Came here to post that.. I wonder if he is just really good at hiding it and has been partying with the big boys for years.. Clever Cusack, Clever Cusack

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[–]Azog 269 points270 points ago

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Oh my god, to have been a part of that party!!!

[–]Twevy 61 points62 points ago

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Little known fact - the doll is actually also smoking a cigarette.

[–]gr8sk8 11 points12 points ago

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...that's not a cigarette.

[–]Ichbinderzorngottes 2 points3 points ago

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More like a cigar.

[–]Azog 4 points5 points ago

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YES!!! Thank you sir!

[–]Rafi89 23 points24 points ago

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For the first time in years I wonder why I quit smoking.

[–]DoctorCastro 37 points38 points ago

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Seconded. What I would have done to be in that car!

[–]a_random_username 113 points114 points ago

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How long could we maintain? I wondered. How long until one of us starts raving and jabbering at this boy? What will he think then? This same lonely desert was the last known home of the Manson family; will he make that grim connection when my attorney starts screaming about bats and huge manta rays coming down on the car? If so, well, we'll just have to cut his head off and bury him somewhere, 'cause it goes without saying that we can't turn him loose. He'd report us at once to some kind of outback Nazi law enforcement agency and they'll run us down like dogs. Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?

[–]wallychamp 38 points39 points ago*

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Don't worry, we're just admiring the shape of your skull.

*Corrected by dayvan, fighter of the nightvan.

[–]SG804 10 points11 points ago

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We're your friends. We're not like the others.

[–]raoulduke 6 points7 points ago

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CAN YOU HEAR ME?!

[–]wallychamp 5 points6 points ago

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I actually went for your username when I joined reddit, I suppose I feel better that it was taken so early on.

[–]dayvan 7 points8 points ago

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skull.

FTFY ;)

[–]wallychamp 3 points4 points ago

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Curses!

[–]GotTheHotsForMyAunt 2 points3 points ago

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Foiled again...

[–]Laserfalcon 2 points3 points ago

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Don't take any guff from those swine.

[–]sethky 10 points11 points ago

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This man is my attorney. He's not just some dingbat I found out on the strip.

[–]XK1RA 10 points11 points ago

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Let's get down to brass tacks. How much for the ape?

[–]libertas 3 points4 points ago

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God, I love that book.

[–]owenstumor 178 points179 points ago

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Charlie Sheen's in the trunk, FYI.

[–]LemonScentedDirt 19 points20 points ago

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Oddly enough, Depp looks like Charlie Sheen in this picture.

[–]ahhdum 9 points10 points ago

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Yeah, and oddly enough, Cusack looks Charlie Sheen wasted in this picture.

[–]necction 17 points18 points ago

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Also oddly enough, Thompson is way more badass than and looks nothing like Charlie Sheen in this or any other picture.

[–]Dognar 1 point2 points ago

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rather un-oddly, they are all high on drugs!

[–]plaguelocust 4 points5 points ago

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With Michael Jackson.

[–]revrurik 3 points4 points ago

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... and two midgets.

[–]MrDanger 9 points10 points ago

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Those aren't midgets...

[–]reddit_user13 2 points3 points ago

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You would need to check into rehab the next day. I would anyhow.

[–]deadsoon 16 points17 points ago

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Winners never quit, and quitters never win.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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You wouldn't remember any of it.

[–]Ruabadfsh2 1 point2 points ago

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I feel you. Jealousy is a cruel bitch.

[–]p_U_c_K 141 points142 points ago

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You guys all probably know this, but my respect level for depp went waaaaay up when i heard he paid for thompsons funeral and shot his ashes up into space at the wake. Also, he owns a fucking island and a pirate ship. I need that life, as opposed to falling on ice while taking the garbage out this morning in my dump while dodging a repo guy.

[–]Sin2K 42 points43 points ago

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That sounds like a better story than my morning... I just had some toaster strudel and now I'm at work screaming mad obscenities at my inbox. I've long ago stopped giving a fuck if people hear me. My users are beyond low-functioning. I need to get the fuck out of IT.

[–]p_U_c_K 25 points26 points ago

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any morning that starts with a toasters strudel cant be that bad. At least IT pays well, and where else can you strike up a conversation about your ipconfig tatt?

[–]Sin2K 25 points26 points ago

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I have to admit, the toaster strudel was pretty awesome.

[–]p_U_c_K 6 points7 points ago

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you should frost both, and then use them as bread on a sausage mcmuffin with egg. yummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[–]Sin2K 2 points3 points ago

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That might clash with my daily baconator.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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clash

complement perfectly

FTFY

[–]snicker7 5 points6 points ago

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Wow this is an awesome idea

[–]p_U_c_K 13 points14 points ago

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race you to the patent office, as well as the dialysis clinic.

[–]patterned 9 points10 points ago

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Ipconfig? Ifconfig for life, son.

[–]crackerjohn 2 points3 points ago

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I like the /release part of it

[–]RumpleForeSkin72 1 point2 points ago

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morbid.. I like that

[–]p_U_c_K 1 point2 points ago

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ipconfig/all or die

[–]McSpacerson 7 points8 points ago

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My college girlfriend would only fuck me on Saturday mornings. She would make me Toaster Strudel, and serve it to me in bed with a blow job.

To this day, whenever I have Toaster Strudel (which is like once every 5 years maybe) I get an errection.

[–]ex1stence 23 points24 points ago

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Pavlov's Blowjob.

[–]formfactor 2 points3 points ago

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you and me both. I keep wondering really how bad ditch digging could actually be...

[–]GotTheHotsForMyAunt 3 points4 points ago

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Not as bad as tarring roofs, I'll tell you that!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I got out of IT. After ignoring all end-user requests (which I did for three months straight), anything outside of regular printer maintenance was strictly higher level stuff. New tech, upgrades, backend stuff.

The problems go away if you ignore them long enough.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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It could be worse. It could have been a pop-tart.

[–]gsxr 14 points15 points ago

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As your attorney, I advise you to rent a very fast car with no top. And you'll need the cocaine. Tape recorder for special music. Acapulco shirts. Get the hell out of L.A. for at least 48 hours.

[–]KnifeyMcStab 6 points7 points ago

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Few people understand the psychology of dealing with a highway traffic cop. A normal speeder will panic and immediately pull over to the side. This is wrong. It arouses contempt in the cop heart. Make the bastard chase you. He will follow. But he won't know what to make of your blinker signal that says you are about to turn right. This is to let him know you're pulling off for a proper place to talk. It will take him a moment to realize that he's about to make a 180 degree turn at speed, but you will be ready for it. Brace for the g's, and fast heel-toe work.

[–]formfactor 6 points7 points ago

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Yea, Ive always wanted to hate on Depp just because of all the pretty boy shit, and that every girlfriend I have ever had has had a thing for him...

But when I hear him talk in interviews, especially about the time he spent with hunter. I cant help but wanna hang out with the dude! I mean he does seem really down to earth, and caring. Not at all self centered.

I'm torn between liking the dude, and hating him. I suppose theres enough hate in the world already.

[–]p_U_c_K 2 points3 points ago

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If i hated every dude that was more attractive than me I'd be yelling at handicapped people all day, so I let that slide. The thing I like about him (and usually brad pitt) is that they have that image, but they make weird ass movies and dont just make george clooney type movies. Im looking at you fight club, 12 monkeys, fear and loathing and rum tum tulligers sandwich station.

[–]formfactor 1 point2 points ago

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Yeah, I'm not sure what it is, but when I was younger I would get pretty jealous over stuff like that. Like my feelings would get hurt if my GF wanted Depp. Its really stupid looking back. Nowadays, I am not jealous at all... in fact if he agreed to it, I would prolly invite him in on a 3some with wifey :). I guess its all just part of growing up. I am definately glad I am not so worried about shit like that now.

Anyways, "rum tum tulligers sandwich station."? I will have to look for that.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Johnny Depp is basically my hugest celebrity crush, especially because of his ties with Hunter and the crazy interesting life he's led. If I met him, I'd have no idea what to say, because he's met a million people just as boring as I am.

[–]groberts1980 4 points5 points ago

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Shit, I just need him as a friend. Imagine what a good time that would be?

[–]p_U_c_K 6 points7 points ago

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tell me about it. I would love to sail out to some random island with that dude and talk about cry baby, find out if he smashed ricky lake.

[–]anonymouslemming 5 points6 points ago

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IIRC, he also took Nicholas Cage in when he was broke. Gave him the run of his place and told him to take whatever he needed to get back on his feet.

He's a true gentleman, in the old-school sense of the word!

[–]Frankeh 2 points3 points ago

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See, what you said was based on truth however only about 80% of it was true.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Replace 80% with 20% and you pretty much have everything to do with Hunter S. Thompson down.

[–]LaheyDrinks 70 points71 points ago

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Cusack looks wasted!

[–]KoNP 154 points155 points ago

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Hunter S. Thompson was in the car. I guarantee they were all completely stoned. Ripped. Twisted.

Good people.

[–]BigLlamasHouse 72 points73 points ago

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They had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of uppers, downers, laughers, and screamers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that they needed all that for the trip, but once you get into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worried them was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and they knew they'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon.

[–]stnjohnson 17 points18 points ago

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That was on my Winamp playlist back in college, cued up to come on about 45 minutes after dropping a few hits. Usually when that popped up it was adventure time for me and my roomate. Looking back that probably sounds really gay to someone who never dropped acid in a dorm room their freshman year of college, but man, good times. Good fucking times.

[–]busydoinnothin 6 points7 points ago

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The best of us have been there, friend.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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We didn't have winamp then, we had albums, cassette tapes or the "new" Compact Disc™ but the experience was similar. :-)

[–]BigLlamasHouse 2 points3 points ago

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All we had was peyote and bongo drums.

:)

[–]hearforthepuns 3 points4 points ago

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All we had was rocks. We'd hit ourselves in the head with a rock to start the trip, while our tribesmen would bang rocks together rhythmically.

[–]BigLlamasHouse 2 points3 points ago

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Gettin stoned in the stone age.

[–]Ubby 9 points10 points ago

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That is my favorite HST. Blew my college freshman mind back in the day. Thanks for posting it.

[–]Dave_guitar_thompson 7 points8 points ago

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Don't stop here! It's bat country!

[–]Colbeagle 19 points20 points ago

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Cusack looks like the lightweight friend in Wayne's World.

[–]Phallic 57 points58 points ago

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Depp and Cusack are [9] and Thompson is [*x--'+?]

[–]therearesomewhocallm 10 points11 points ago

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overflow?

[–]andygood 38 points39 points ago

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I think he divided by zero a loooong time ago...

[–]laxt 7 points8 points ago

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The film "Where the Buffalo Roam" is a motion picture equivalent to dividing by zero. Starring Bill Murray as (who also happened to be a close friend at the time to..) Thompson!

[–]morpheousmarty 1 point2 points ago

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I call on the powers of reddit to help me find a documentary of Hunter S Tompson done by some brits. It will be easy to spot when found: somewhere around the middle Bill fucking Murray drops by HST's place and they go out to mock Nixon.

I found it as a torrent years ago, but that hard drive died, with no backup. ಥ_ಥ

[–]laxt 2 points3 points ago*

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They both seem to be in a documentary from '78 called Omnibus.

On YouTube:

Your Bill Murray scene from part 3, sir.

[–]morpheousmarty 1 point2 points ago

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Oh thank you sir. This was one of my greatest finds on the internet. The combination of talking about Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas movie so long before it happened, my sneaking suspicion it was a strong source for Johnny Depp's interpretation and the randomness of everything that happens (along with Murray) just makes it one documentaries that makes you really question what the limits of life really are.

I'll watch it again to reflect on the fact that Johnny Depp fulfilled HST's funeral plans, which they also cover the documentary.

Thank you again for finding it. I think I'll put it in a truecrypt volume on Dropbox and Google Docs for safe keeping this time =)

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Thompson will forever be at a [:)]

[–]ambivilant 14 points15 points ago

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More like [x_x]

[–]McHomer 13 points14 points ago

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Cool pic, makes me want to smoke.

[–]phillyjerry 39 points40 points ago

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Looks likes Cusack is the Tobey Maguire of that car ride.

[–]mockidol 105 points106 points ago

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Compared to Hunter we are all Tobey Maguire.

[–]PrestoEnigma 18 points19 points ago

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That was beautiful.

[–]corr0sive 23 points24 points ago

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Dont mind my friend. He's just admiring the shape of your skull.

[–]a_random_username 1 point2 points ago

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We're your friends! We're not like the others, man, really.

[–]_higgs_ 3 points4 points ago

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Yeah, straight outta bat country.

[–]funknut 1 point2 points ago*

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Oh you mean the part where Hunter and his attorney pick up the gay hitchhiker in Barstow and freak the living shit out of him.

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points ago

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I believe they were pulling up to the Viper Club, where Hunter gave a reading in the early noughties; saw the footage somewhere.

[–]Tenkiller_Torr 3 points4 points ago

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He threw the blow up doll into the Hollywood Blvd traffic before they went inside.

[–]addsubtract 3 points4 points ago

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According to this photo taken inside the club, he held onto it for a bit

[–]formfactor 2 points3 points ago

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isnt it the Viper Room? Isnt that were River died?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Yes, that is correct.

[–]laxt 2 points3 points ago

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Well Depp was an owner of the Viper Club, so that would help confirm what you're saying.

[–]Electrorocket 1 point2 points ago

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Yeah, the other owner, Anthony Fox, mysteriously disappeared in the middle of a legal dispute with Depp.

[–]pk81 37 points38 points ago

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It's Hunter S Thompson. Where the doll came from is not a relevant question. I would just like to go along for a ride with that crew!

[–]reluctant_troll 79 points80 points ago

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The doll is probably the only one there coherent enough to remember where it came from.

[–]SubGothius 1 point2 points ago

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It occurs to me that the doll may well be filled with nitrous.

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points ago

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Charlie Sheen, eat your heart out.

[–]GeneralKang 44 points45 points ago

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Hunter will always make Charlie look like a rank amateur.

[–]tanepiper 14 points15 points ago

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This cannot be upvoted enough - Sheen is the great pretender to Thompson's crown as the most loved fuckup in the world, and so much less talent

[–]druranium 1 point2 points ago

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When you compare the two of them, it's amazing how humorless and void of wit baby Estevez really is.

I'd imagine Hunter would have stabbed the guy out of raw annoyance if they ever had an occasion to hang out.

[–]Bring_dem 10 points11 points ago

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how the fuck did John Cusack end up in the middle of an awesome sandwich

[–]dmcnelly 15 points16 points ago

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By being awesome, of course.

[–]Nutrocker 38 points39 points ago

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As your attorney, I advise you to up-vote this post.

[–]ShitLipsMcGee 15 points16 points ago

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HST's crazy antics and copious drug use aside, we lost a great man when he went. We could really use someone with his ability to cut straight to the chase in this country right about now, but I fear he would just be cast aside like a crazy old washed up drug attic by some news reader with pearly white teeth.

It was just after dawn in Woody Creek, Colo., when the first plane hit the World Trade Center in New York City on Tuesday morning, and as usual I was writing about sports. But not for long. Football suddenly seemed irrelevant, compared to the scenes of destruction and utter devastation coming out of New York on TV.

Even ESPN was broadcasting war news. It was the worst disaster in the history of the United States, including Pearl Harbor, the San Francisco earthquake and probably the Battle of Antietam in 1862, when 23,000 were slaughtered in one day. The Battle of the World Trade Center lasted about 99 minutes and cost 20,000 lives in two hours (according to unofficial estimates as of midnight Tuesday). The final numbers, including those from the supposedly impregnable Pentagon, across the Potomac River from Washington, likely will be higher. Anything that kills 300 trained firefighters in two hours is a world-class disaster. And it was not even Bombs that caused this massive damage. No nuclear missiles were launched from any foreign soil, no enemy bombers flew over New York and Washington to rain death on innocent Americans. No. It was four commercial jetliners. They were the first flights of the day from American and United Airlines, piloted by skilled and loyal U.S. citizens, and there was nothing suspicious about them when they took off from Newark, N.J., and Dulles in D.C. and Logan in Boston on routine cross-country flights to the West Coast with fully-loaded fuel tanks -- which would soon explode on impact and utterly destroy the world-famous Twin Towers of downtown Manhattan's World Trade Center. Boom! Boom! Just like that. The towers are gone now, reduced to bloody rubble, along with all hopes for Peace in Our Time, in the United States or any other country. Make no mistake about it: We are At War now -- with somebody -- and we will stay At War with that mysterious Enemy for the rest of our lives. It will be a Religious War, a sort of Christian Jihad, fueled by religious hatred and led by merciless fanatics on both sides. It will be guerilla warfare on a global scale, with no front lines and no identifiable enemy. Osama bin Laden may be a primitive "figurehead" -- or even dead, for all we know -- but whoever put those All-American jet planes loaded with All-American fuel into the Twin Towers and the Pentagon did it with chilling precision and accuracy. The second one was a dead-on bullseye. Straight into the middle of the skyscraper. Nothing -- even George Bush's $350 billion "Star Wars" missile defense system -- could have prevented Tuesday's attack, and it cost next to nothing to pull off. Fewer than 20 unarmed Suicide soldiers from some apparently primitive country somewhere on the other side of the world took out the World Trade Center and half the Pentagon with three quick and costless strikes on one day. The efficiency of it was terrifying. We are going to punish somebody for this attack, but just who or what will be blown to smithereens for it is hard to say. Maybe Afghanistan, maybe Pakistan or Iraq, or possibly all three at once. Who knows? Not even the Generals in what remains of the Pentagon or the New York papers calling for WAR seem to know who did it or where to look for them. This is going to be a very expensive war, and Victory is not guaranteed -- for anyone, and certainly not for anyone as baffled as George W. Bush. All he knows is that his father started the war a long time ago, and that he, the goofy child-President, has been chosen by Fate and the global Oil industry to finish it Now. He will declare a National Security Emergency and clamp down Hard on Everybody, no matter where they live or why. If the guilty won't hold up their hands and confess, he and the Generals will ferret them out by force. Good luck. He is in for a profoundly difficult job -- armed as he is with no credible Military Intelligence, no witnesses and only the ghost of Bin Laden to blame for the tragedy. OK. It is 24 hours later now, and we are not getting much information about the Five Ws of this thing. The numbers out of the Pentagon are baffling, as if Military Censorship has already been imposed on the media. It is ominous. The only news on TV comes from weeping victims and ignorant speculators. The lid is on. Loose Lips Sink Ships. Don't say anything that might give aid to The Enemy. http://proxy.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?id=1250751

[–]worldestroyer 16 points17 points ago

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Is it me, or does John Cusack look frighteningly like Hank Moody?

[–]groberts1980 3 points4 points ago

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Yeah, he really does. Good observation.

[–]the_new_hunter_s 11 points12 points ago

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Man, what I would have given to be that blow-up doll...

[–]faceclot 11 points12 points ago

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He threw the blow up doll into the Hollywood Blvd traffic before they went inside.

[–]skeletor7 18 points19 points ago

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I feel Robert Downey Jr. is missing from this car.

[–]exozeitgeist 5 points6 points ago

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They all look very sober.

[–]IwillReadThings 3 points4 points ago

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They should watch out for the bats

[–]laxt 5 points6 points ago

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The blow-up doll was the one giving directions. None of the others knew where they were going.

[–]SoftySanta 12 points13 points ago

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We can't stop here! This is batcountry!

[–]RainyInferno 3 points4 points ago

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I do at times wonder where these pictures come from.

[–]SenatorRiley 17 points18 points ago

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It's from the Breakfast with Hunter DVD, they are arriving at The Viper Room for a book reading.

[–]slightlyodd 1 point2 points ago

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It's definitely been a good night if Johnny Depp is selected as the most sober person to drive.

[–]niallyb 2 points3 points ago

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John Cusak looks WRECKED

[–]dissidentrhetoric 2 points3 points ago

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RIP hunter s thompson.

great picture.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Always hunting for THE AMERICAN DREAM

[–]squishy2010 2 points3 points ago

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Because they're WINNING.

[–]qabsteak 2 points3 points ago

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Breakfast with Hunter is the source of this image.

[–]pissysissy 2 points3 points ago

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WINNING!

[–]rdgfx32003 2 points3 points ago

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DUH!

[–]richmomz 2 points3 points ago*

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All they're missing now is Robert Downey Jr. passed out in the back seat... and Charlie Sheen in the trunk.

[–]cricketfan164 1 point2 points ago

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Absolutely oustanding

[–]cookiesone 1 point2 points ago

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that would be a great night, just coz

[–]stripserched 1 point2 points ago

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weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[–]jamescagney 1 point2 points ago

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For science.

[–]DoctorRock 1 point2 points ago

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so say we all.

[–]doktor_wankenstein 1 point2 points ago

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...with the right kind of eyes you can almost see the high-water mark —that place where the wave finally broke and rolled back.

[–]Bigolgeek 1 point2 points ago

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This is the most awesome reboot of Weekend at Bernies evar.

[–]Pxtl 1 point2 points ago

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While I appreciate that it's the kind of electronic music that a guy like Thompson would've loathed, I'm going to have Depeche Mode's "Never Let Me Down Again" stuck in my head for the rest of the day.

[–]ballstein 1 point2 points ago

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Cusak definitely is not keeping up.

[–]MTGothmog 1 point2 points ago

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The new rat pack

[–]drunkenzealot 1 point2 points ago

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fucking reposters getting more karma!!! i posted this to pics days ago

[–]mk2vrdrvr 1 point2 points ago

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Reposting that a reposter reposted a reposted pic?

[–]scrimsims 4 points5 points ago

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John Cusak is so fine. I've had a crush on him for 20 years.

[–]thegreatgoldenbaby 2 points3 points ago

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god damn i love Cusak. now i love him even more.

[–]davidbowiedavidbowie 2 points3 points ago

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One toke? You poor fool! Wait till you see those goddamn bats.

[–]uporo 3 points4 points ago

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If you hitchiked to that ride, no one in the earth would believe you ever.

[–]PuP5 1 point2 points ago

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cusack looks like he's struggling with the drug menu that night.

[–]Havoc88 4 points5 points ago

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I guess we've found the inspiration for the Hangover movie.

[–]KingJulien 9 points10 points ago

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I'm pretty sure it's well-known that it was Fear and Loathing.

[–]Anal_Bleach_Assassin 3 points4 points ago

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DAE think Johnny Depp looks like Charlie Sheen? Or am I seeing things.