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[–]oler 23 points24 points ago*

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[–]ginger_beard 80 points81 points ago

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Don't you mean carrot? Hahahahahaha

[–]SayceGards 4 points5 points ago

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DAMN it!

[–][deleted] 23 points24 points ago

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When I saw a link named "Waffle" I prayed that there would be a carrot comment. My dreams came true. I for one, am all for keeping the worst meme ever made alive.

[–]Sasquatch99 5 points6 points ago

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Damn, I'm NEVER the first person on a waffle post.

[–]unforg1v4bl3 10 points11 points ago

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Waffle? Don't you mean carrot?

[–]Rystic 3 points4 points ago

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HAHAHA

[–]Knotwood 2 points3 points ago

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I truly believe that this time, they really meant waffle.

[–]anonymoustravis 1 point2 points ago

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Every time we have waffles with my in-laws, I ask "Waffles? Don't you mean Carrots? HAHAHAHA" I get the strangest looks.

[–]secretlyilliterate -1 points0 points ago

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in-laws? dont you mean parents?

[–]forgive_me_im_mobilr 8 points9 points ago

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This is - hands down - the funniest gif I've seen in ages. Bravo!

[–]Dr_Eastman 3 points4 points ago

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This link is right below this one. http://i.imgur.com/CeXmx.png

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Best post including a waffle to date.

[–]RootsOfCreation 3 points4 points ago

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Get back here waffle, you can't fly.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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GOSDDAMN, HOW MANNY TIME WILL THIS KEEP SHOWING UP?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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It's all part of an attempt to keep the carrot/waffle meme alive.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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it's working like a fucking charm!

[–]thoriginal 1 point2 points ago*

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WTF there's an Olli Jokinen GIF? too funny.

edit- wow, it turns out Jokinen is a big subject of gifs... google it!

[–]Shadowskater[S] 9 points10 points ago

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[–]thoriginal -1 points0 points ago

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[–]kr580 4 points5 points ago*

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http://i40.tinypic.com/2425se9.gif

Many more Olli pictures here.

[–]thoriginal 0 points1 point ago

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Knew there was a reason they called him Joker

[–]livinlavidal0ca 1 point2 points ago

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BEST GIF EVER

[–]lcubbin 0 points1 point ago

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Leggo my EGGO!!!

[–]neschalk 0 points1 point ago

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I mean carrots. Sweet delicious Belgian carrots. OH THE SYRUP!

[–]tHeSiD 0 points1 point ago

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Thank you! I was feeling shitty till now and now I'm just LOLing by watching this gif every 5 mins..

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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This. Is. Retarded.

I don't mean that to be offensive. I mean that upvoting this it is literally an indication that you are mentally retarded.

Maybe one day you can be a pilot.

[–]stevesonaplane -1 points0 points ago

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You. Are. A Faggot.

I don't mean that to be offensive. I mean your comment is literally an indicatioin that you like penis in your butt.

Maybe one day you can film it.

[–]braindamage -1 points0 points ago

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Doesn't he want syrup on that?

[–]kr580 -1 points0 points ago

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[–]dougydoug -1 points0 points ago

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Man, Olli Jokinen you are thee ugliest player in the NHL

[–]scican -1 points0 points ago

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That, sir, is funny as hell.

[–]JazzlasterBoris -1 points0 points ago

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I didn't know Francis played hockey.

[–]somecallmemike -4 points-3 points ago

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Oh... Ahhhhh, wait! OOHHH... OMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM

[–]fattness7 -4 points-3 points ago

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Tears

[–][deleted] -3 points-2 points ago

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I was expecting a blue waffle to be honest.

[–][deleted] -4 points-3 points ago

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