Tangentially relevant: When I was in AIT (the phase of training after Basic Combat Training where you train for your specific job) for some reason all of the Drill Sergeants had taken a liking to me, by which I mean they liked to fuck with me. I had a relatively long training course for my job (~7 months vs most jobs which have 3-4 weeks of training). Because of this, if you're not a general fuck up, at some point they move you to a separate "20 week" building away from all the other Joes and you get certain privileges. You can smoke, you can drink, you can leave the post when you want, etc. But, you're still a private, you still have to show up for formations with the rest of the training unit, and the Drill Sergeants still fuck with you.

So anyway, I had been in AIT for a couple of months, and I had made PG (platoon guide) for the "20 week" soldiers which basically meant I was responsible for all of their actions. My platoon was tiny (6 soldiers total) so we never had any trouble. One day, DS Williams (Sandman) calls me back into the DS office. I'll preface this by saying that DS Williams may be one of the scariest people on earth. He always spoke with a growl, he used funny expressions that you would never dare to laugh at ("You're tickling the dragon's asshole private. You don't want to tickle the dragon's asshole). He was in fucking peak physical shape. He was pretty much just a bad mother fucker all around. So I get back to the office, I'm standing at parade rest (legs shoulder width apart, hands behind me at the small of my back, staring straight ahead even though someone is talking to me) when he starts telling me what a good job I've been doing. That he knows how rough being the PG is, and that I should keep up the good work. He then puts me at ease (I'm allowed to relax my arms, look around, talk) and tells me he has a special treat for me.

He then pulls out a milk crate and proceeds to fill it with all the porn he's confiscated from the non-20 week soldiers, stopping every now and then to point out his favorites. Standing there, in the DS office as DS Williams said things like "Look at that shit private, like two slabs of raw liver" may be one of the most surreal moments of my life. Even better was walking across the quad from the main building, back to my building carrying a milk crate full of porn.

TL;DR: My Drill Sergeant in the Army gave me a crate full of porn once.