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[–]ICantSeeIt 23 points24 points ago*

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Downvote for bad checking form

/Canadian

[–]nograv 25 points26 points ago

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Downvote for not being nice.

/Canadian

[–]ICantSeeIt 4 points5 points ago

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I'm sorry.

[–]mainsworth 11 points12 points ago

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downvote for being canadian

/american

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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[–]fantasticsid 2 points3 points ago

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Downvote for being american

/world

[–]PoorDepthPerception 2 points3 points ago

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Is this a metaphor?

[–]Another_by_Gin 3 points4 points ago

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When is the part where Michael starts giving Toby billions of dollars and starts to set up homes all over him?

[–]Chairboy 0 points1 point ago

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And Toby confuses some directions he's given and wears a mole costume and smashes the homes?

[–]satereader 2 points3 points ago

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Sort of reminds me of Germany's old foreign policy. and England's. and France. And China.. and old Persia's and of course the Aztec and Incan empires... and .. oh yeah every nation that ever existed prior to the post-WW2 west.

[–]cultured_banana_slug 0 points1 point ago

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America: We'll kick your horrible roommate's ass and then move in.

[–]mrgatorboy 10 points11 points ago

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U S A !

[–]newbstorm 14 points15 points ago

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U S A !

[–]ISmokeCigars 10 points11 points ago

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U S A !

[–]sclark10 13 points14 points ago

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DUCKS!

[–]raziphel 6 points7 points ago

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the sad part? there's no one out there willing to stop it (yet), only those willing to complain.

[–]NothingReallyEnds 5 points6 points ago

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Well, Bush didn't travel to Switzerland for fear of being arrested.

[–]olafthebent 7 points8 points ago

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Perfect headline

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[–]Jimbobsama 2 points3 points ago

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WELCOME TA EARF!!

[–]mtheory007 1 point2 points ago

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Michael had intelligence that suggested that Toby had WMD's.

[–]Apollos_Anus 0 points1 point ago

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Then where's the part where Steve Carrel then stands there for 2 years just lightly punching Toby in the arm?

[–]Killobyte -3 points-2 points ago

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Almost... Carrell needs to fall down right after the hit and shit his pants.

[–]noonches 5 points6 points ago

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Then claim Toby was clearly the aggressor.

[–]CIAHasWays2MakeUTalk -2 points-1 points ago

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Winning!