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[–]thinlikenate 48 points49 points ago

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THAT BITCH DESERVED IT

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[–]baxter45 6 points7 points ago

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My mind went with: "Bullshit. That bitch turned herself into a blueberry."

[–]mesmart 2 points3 points ago

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It truly was her fault she didn't listen to Wonka.

[–]MandatorySuicide 2 points3 points ago

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all the same thoughts i had, there needs to be a deleted scene thats like 10 minutes long where wonka goes over these kids contractual obligations while touring the factory, 400 page disclaimer that ends with a flute solo and an oompa looma re cap

[–]ArchaicWrath 0 points1 point ago

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With the size of that contract, we're talking about a 14 hour movie here.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Still shorter than the directors cut of the Titanic.

[–]mesmart 0 points1 point ago

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That would be pretty awesome. And then he would cut all of the contracts in half so they fit in his half safe.

[–]pickyourteethup 6 points7 points ago

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Looks like you thinklikenate

[–]hankmurphy 26 points27 points ago

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Invites you to whimsical candy factory. Takes you for terrifying ride on death boat.

[–]ObeseSnake[!] 4 points5 points ago

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There's no earthly way of knowing

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[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel

[–]redditor3000 15 points16 points ago

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I didn't even see the scumbag steve hat the first time.

[–]whosmav 2 points3 points ago

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I didn't see it till I read your comment.

[–]vincentrevelations 2 points3 points ago

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Subtle.

[–]misplacedme 4 points5 points ago

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In his defense, Veruca was a bitch and needed to learn a lesson.

[–]ThirteenthDoctor 8 points9 points ago

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Veruca went down the garbage chute to the incinerators. Violet was the one that got turned into a blueberry.

[–]forevercabron 12 points13 points ago

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Violet! You're turning violet, Violet!

[–]misplacedme 4 points5 points ago

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Dammit... I knew it started with a V, so I went to the character list on IMDB and stopped on Veruca because that was the first V i saw. I was thinking it was violet, because violet is a blueish/purpleish colour.

[–]Randomphyre 4 points5 points ago

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Not before screaming "YOU LOSE, GOOD DAY!" inches from your face.

[–]WarPhalange 3 points4 points ago

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Bullshit, that bitch turned HERSELF into a fucking blueberry. If that fatass wasn't such a greedy thief it never would have happened.

[–]Iwasthewalrus 3 points4 points ago

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There's no knowing where we're going...

KNOWS WHERE WE'RE GOING

[–]swermz 5 points6 points ago

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Gives you an everlasting gobstopper.

Expects you not to eat it...

[–]vincentrevelations 3 points4 points ago

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Err. They could eat it alright. They just couldn't give it to that creepy dude.

[–]swermz 0 points1 point ago

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Then it should be "Expects you to give it back...."

Thank you!

[–]ReplaceSelect 0 points1 point ago

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If you eat an everlasting gobstopper, do you ever poop it out or do you digest it forever?

[–]ReplaceSelect -1 points0 points ago

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If you eat an everlasting gobstopper, do you ever poop it out or do you digest it forever?

[–]DarqWolff 1 point2 points ago

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Scumba NEW Wonka

Promises Willy Wonka; isn't.

[–]FriesWithThat 1 point2 points ago

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If you watch the movie Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory backwards it's about irredeemable characters one by one being absolved of the Se7en deadly sins and at the end there is a golden ticket in "the box".

[–]heavymetalengineer 0 points1 point ago

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why did you spell seven like se7en? I know it's a reference to the movie...but that's not actually how you spell seven irl

[–]vincentrevelations 0 points1 point ago

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Zer0, o1e, 2wo, thr3e, fou4, 5ive, 6ix, se7en, ei8ht, nin9...

[–]heavymetalengineer 1 point2 points ago

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I will find you. And I will kill you. I'll pick your darwin award up for you though.

[–]heavymetalengineer 0 points1 point ago

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why did you spell seven like se7en? I know it's a reference to the movie...but that's not actually how you spell seven irl

[–]Doomwaffle 0 points1 point ago

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How about "Promises you nothing - Winner in the end"

[–]hullabazhu 0 points1 point ago

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[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Dammit, I read that as Scumbag Vodka.

[–]shoelessbob 0 points1 point ago

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well placed hat.

[–]Torus2112 0 points1 point ago

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I know she "deserved it", but I always took issue with his warning at the beginnning:

Little surprises around every corner but nothing dangerous!

Turns out our definitions of dangerous diverge a bit.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Did she die? No. Not dangerous.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Tip of the hat for you on that hat you made there.

[–]HanSohigh 0 points1 point ago

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I don't know what the big deal is.

He said "Good day"

[–]duncxan 0 points1 point ago

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Thanks for the spoiler alert...

[–]nicholmikey 0 points1 point ago

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The hat is subtle and well done.

[–]Scorp63 0 points1 point ago

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This will be the ONLY time I ever upvote a scumbag meme post. It's also the only funny one I've actually laughed at.

[–]wensul 0 points1 point ago

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enough already.

[–]ichdurfte 0 points1 point ago

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HOW DARE YOU SLANDER THE GREAT WILLY WONKA!

[–]Karhan 0 points1 point ago

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All she had to do was follow his fucking directions. Is that too much to ask?

EDIT: Also he showed them pure imagination. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZ-uV72pQKI That makes up for a lot.

[–]bobcat_08 0 points1 point ago

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He didn't give her the gum, she snatched it. He asked her to spit it out, she didn't, she learned a lesson. One that tastes delicious with sugar and whipped cream.

[–]rightactorwrongmovie 0 points1 point ago

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Young Frankenstein is the best movie ever!

[–]coldshuts 0 points1 point ago

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They should have made this meme with Johnny instead.

[–]ichdurfte -1 points0 points ago

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HOW DARE YOU SLANDER THE GREAT WILLY WONKA!

[–]TreyZilla -1 points0 points ago

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goddamnit. i create and post a "Scumbag___" meme and a lot of people hated on it (however it did get to 1st page). Put Gene Wilder in it and everyone loves it.

[–]CCNDRY -1 points0 points ago

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[–]wensul -2 points-1 points ago

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enough already.