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[–]rasherdk 22 points23 points ago

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Also interesting: Happy black woman shopping 1, 2

Posted in the comments with the apt observation "I've never been that happy about ANYTHING".

Me neither man. Me neither.

[–]MoneyDispenser 11 points12 points ago

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I laugh cynically while eating my salad

[–]manwiththegoldenpun 13 points14 points ago

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cynically?

"lol, my salad wont ever be this good again..."

like that?

[–]raginghamster -1 points0 points ago

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Cyclically?

As in "Lol this salad made me laugh in circles today!"

Like that?

Repeat from top

[–]alettuce 2 points3 points ago

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You know they are different women, though, right?

[–]rasherdk 0 points1 point ago

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Stock photography titles are like that, it seems.

[–]liquidinsects 0 points1 point ago

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Try three chicks at the same time. Might change your attitude.

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[–]thundirbird 9 points10 points ago

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Its spam to increase his site rank.

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[–]thundirbird 0 points1 point ago

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yay.

[–]relevant_rule34 36 points37 points ago

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[–]sleptwithadamlambert 27 points28 points ago

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damn, if I woke up to that man making salad in my kitchen every morning... I'd never leave my house.

[–]turabaka 32 points33 points ago

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I'm a straight man, and even I agree with you. Apparently I need to rethink my sexual orientation.

[–]naked_guy_says 26 points27 points ago

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So, this is strange but, what's your budget?

[–]sleptwithadamlambert 20 points21 points ago

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poor college student. unfortunately can't afford to support a naked guy just hanging around the house all day eating fresh vegetables. =(

[–]tarocco 7 points8 points ago

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Student finance should budget for this.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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Well, the good thing that vegetable cost less than to dress him up. Plant veggies in the summer and put him into the hybranation for the winter, could really save a lot.

[–]damnshoes 0 points1 point ago

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For you? I can do it free.

[–]crazy88s 24 points25 points ago

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I hope he tosses my salad. No homo.

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points ago

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What do you mean by literally!?! I Don't know if I should click or not.

[–]ImHereToReddit 5 points6 points ago

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It's actual salad.

Unfortunately.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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Damn, so it wasn't safe to click :(

[–]actuallytwolamas 15 points16 points ago

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Neither is this: Salad

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[–]astrosurf -1 points0 points ago

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HAH! you didn't get me this time.

[–]sirolf 0 points1 point ago

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Woosh

[–]IsThisTheRealLife 5 points6 points ago

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He's not pouring the oil on the salad btw.

[–]malibustacey 1 point2 points ago

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Surely he knows you shouldn't use an oil based lubricant...

[–]ansam 19 points20 points ago

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[–]Aleril_Antarai 17 points18 points ago

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I humbly submit a SIDT classic

[–]minorcorrectionguy 1 point2 points ago

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9 was included unfairly: his fruit is in a blender, and obviously in the process of being made into a smoothie. A smoothie is not a salad!

[–]teraflop 11 points12 points ago

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I wonder which is marketed to women more heavily: salad or yogurt?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Thanks for the great link. Very humorous and interesting to watch.

[–]tocomeunglued 1 point2 points ago

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wow. Is it me or would she be perfect for the daily show?

[–]tocomeunglued 0 points1 point ago

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wow. Is it me or would she be perfect for the daily show?

[–]doodlestorm 17 points18 points ago

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[–]volt1up 17 points18 points ago

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They're laughing at the fat people.

[–][deleted] 16 points17 points ago

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[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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He has such a way with food

[–]third-eye 9 points10 points ago

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Hah, they laugh now but at night they're crying while eating chocolate and icecream.

[–]ZimbuTheMonkey 3 points4 points ago

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Works better with Jake Gyllenhaal.

[–]kehteh 2 points3 points ago

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Blonde chick in the pink in the middle is Ryce (older sister) from Beethoven.

[–]jondercin 8 points9 points ago

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Is it Cobb Salad? Because that is Corny.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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Lettuce create a salad pun thread. No sense dressing it up any other way.

[–]anexanhume 3 points4 points ago

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You know what they say. Render unto Caesar that which is Caesar's.

[–]HonestAbeRinkin 1 point2 points ago

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I feel like we're just recrouton more and more cheese on this one.

[–]caehelnn 1 point2 points ago

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I think you've salad short the puntential of salad by quite a bit.

[–]zonker1984 4 points5 points ago

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There are plenty of puns romaining to be tossed around.

[–]johnny_5ive 3 points4 points ago

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C-C-C-AWFUL.

[–]jondercin 0 points1 point ago

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Olive eating salads, they put my mind at Peas.

[–]aperson 1 point2 points ago

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I read that as Mitch Hedberg

[–]BonzoTheBoss 1 point2 points ago

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I find it amusing because it ironically points out the blatant attempts of corporations, governments and health organisations to try and persuade us that salad is good for us through the power of advertising.

We all KNOW salad is good for us, some of us don't eat it because it's uninteresting. However I cannot help but wonder how effective showing a bunch of people smiling at it will honestly make people eat more of salad.

[–]banang 1 point2 points ago

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[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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But..you don't make friends with salad.

[–]takinter 0 points1 point ago

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you don't make friends with salad!

[–]theunpoet 1 point2 points ago

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Need to get Jake Gyllenhaal eating salad.

[–]maldio 1 point2 points ago

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I'll have what she's having.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I gave that bitch a salad. Bitches LOVE salads.

[–]Kcolby 1 point2 points ago

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I showed my boyfriend women laughing while eating salads and he was confused, angry, and demanded to know why.

[–]Benevolentsuicide 1 point2 points ago

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I like salad - David Spade (The Benchwarmers)

[–]Velleity 2 points3 points ago

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I always wondered by women are supposed to look ecstatic at the sight of salad, like it is the best thing ever and not something I want to replace with copious amounts of bacon. You never see advertisements featuring guys making "o" faces at steaks.

....though, come to think of it, that would be kind of funny.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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To be fair, salad topped with bacon is quite the delicious feast.

[–]HonestAbeRinkin 1 point2 points ago

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Someone needs to start a blog, sounds like'

[–]earthpeesfire 0 points1 point ago

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I was just thinking that, if you watched this often while trying to eat healthy, maybe it would start to have a positive effect. "After 5 hours of constant viewing, you, too, will be laughing and enjoying salad as if it was a juicy burger at the comedy club!". I may have to try it and report back.

[–]garotte80 5 points6 points ago

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Actually I think these women are laughing because they are thin. I'm doing the same thing at the moment. The biggest reward of weight loss is laughing at those still struggling with their weight. Life if full of these small pleasures.

[–]earthpeesfire 3 points4 points ago

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"Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels." - Abraham Lincoln

[–]ilestledisko 0 points1 point ago

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[–]superherotaco 2 points3 points ago

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the biggest reward of weight loss is laughing at fatties

You sound like a wonderful person.

[–]garotte80 0 points1 point ago

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I know! It's National Quit smoking day in the UK today. The only day of the year I smoke a cigarette.

[–]You_Only_Live_Once 0 points1 point ago

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Oh salad, you so funny!

[–]teethman 0 points1 point ago

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looks like a lot of salads got tossed here

[–]ibarkatdogs 0 points1 point ago

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i laughed

[–]philihp 0 points1 point ago

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It's like that episode of target women on IFC...

[–]mercury888 0 points1 point ago

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[–]shadmere 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Laxan 0 points1 point ago

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Invest your meat in delicious salad.

[–]Levirules3 0 points1 point ago

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not many people see this weird shit in advertising. There was a Taco Bell commercial years ago where these two grown men did the airplane with their tacos. Flew them right into a smooth landing in their mouths. Nobody noticed it until I pointed it out to them, then they all thought it was so friggin funny. Just gotta pay attention to see all the crap that is out of place. Like women laughing while eating salads alone!

[–]illogicalreality 0 points1 point ago

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Tater salad

[–]MidnightTurdBurglar 0 points1 point ago

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There is something about the identification of this advertising cliche that has made me more intensely cynical than ever. I feel actual disgust at this photos.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Does adding "mothafucka" really make it funnier?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah I never quite understood why people smile in these food eating shots, does anyone actually do that?

[–]blahx4 0 points1 point ago

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This reminds me of malaysia. Over the few months i spent there i saw this one commercial that was about "salad". According to the commercial apparently to malaysian people salad is something they never eaten. There is a family in the ad jumping in joy when the grandma uncovers a bowl of salad and they all scream in harmony "SALALALALALAAAAAAD".

[–]battleshits 0 points1 point ago

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[–]I_live_for_greatness 0 points1 point ago

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[–]reddit_user13 0 points1 point ago

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Face it... happy chicks are hotter.

[–]dadirtysanchez 0 points1 point ago

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this needs a SaladUK mix

[–]hombre_lobo 0 points1 point ago

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In Soviet Russia, salad laughs at you!

[–]fearthejew 0 points1 point ago

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i love who ever made this.

[–]Wrym 0 points1 point ago

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That's why they call it salad days.

[–]katzmandoo 0 points1 point ago

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S A L A D G A S M S

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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"It's an advertisement, Mr. Cole. You do understand that, don't you? It's not really a special message to you."

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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It's an advertisement, Mr. Cole. You do understand that, don't you? It's not really a special message to you.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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It's an advertis-ment. You do understand that, don't you? It's not really a special message to you.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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It's an advertis-ment. You do understand that, don't you? It's not really a special message to you.

[–]DrShaun 0 points1 point ago

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After living on my own for the past five months, I can confirm: salad tells the best stories.

[–]natalie_c 0 points1 point ago

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This should move a bit slower. My eyeballs hurt.

[–]jabott303 0 points1 point ago

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[–]wuy3 0 points1 point ago

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I don't understand the underlying joke at all. Why is women laughing while eating salad funny? Can anyone explain to me please? Is this a meme?

[–]DomesticApe 0 points1 point ago

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Stock photographs of people tend to show them having an exaggerated good time.

[–]wuy3 0 points1 point ago

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thanks for explaining. I saw a similar post a while ago and no one took the time to explain. I thought it was some women circle joke or something.

[–]jram1818 0 points1 point ago

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Coincidentally, I am doing a report for a major salad dressing company and we are using one of those images on the cover :)

[–]dsalmon9 0 points1 point ago

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It's a proven fact, women who eat lots of salad are more fit, meaning they get porked more often, meaning they are happier.

So, salads=smiles.

Funky logic, I know

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I always get the giggles when someone hands me salad. Sometimes, when it becomes clear that they're being serious, I cry.

[–]Gigglegoose 0 points1 point ago

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is this an ad for salad or tampons? hang on - can't be tampons cos they're not scaling a mountain or rafting in raging rapids.....

[–]anexanhume 0 points1 point ago

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What about fruit salad? God damned delicious impostors.

[–]redditor3000 -1 points0 points ago

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There's too many!!!

[–]sawbutter -1 points0 points ago

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Salad tossing photo stock.

[–]Mr_Hashtag -1 points0 points ago

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Salad barflies.

[–]sandaboy -1 points0 points ago

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Fruit Salad!

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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tumBONER

[–]Doc88 -1 points0 points ago

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what the fuck! Is there something funny about eating salad???

[–]blackny97gsx -1 points0 points ago

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I can't give this enough upvotes

[–]zeiben -2 points-1 points ago

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It's funny because women fake laugh at dumb shit...

[–]greenchevy33 -3 points-2 points ago

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4chan strikes again!