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[–]zeppelinfromled 27 points28 points ago

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For the love of god, why are they not in order?

[–]LegoLegume 10 points11 points ago

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Took me a minute to realize you meant the bottles and not the chant.

[–]zeppelinfromled 6 points7 points ago

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Haha, yeah. At this point in my life I'm more familiar with the bottles than the cartoon.

[–]bdog2g2 5 points6 points ago

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Well I hope you're at least 12.

[–]chimmyc 8 points9 points ago

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My first thought as well, but it seems like they were trying to associate the label colors with the elements (e.g., Earth = Green, Fire = Red)

[–]darkpaladin 0 points1 point ago

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I don't see how gold is wind. Also calling blue water is just insanity.

[–]spankr 10 points11 points ago

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I think we should all just copypasta the comments from here:

http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/fi0ju/by_your_powers_combined/

[–]jfdkalkj 2 points3 points ago

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I'm pretty sure the guy sleeping upside down on a bench is drinking turpentine, not Johnny Walker Blue.

Just sayin'.

[–]pfhayter 13 points14 points ago

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http://imgur.com/UWKPu

*FTFY

(scaled to their rough relative quantities)

[–]servohahn 9 points10 points ago

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Anyone else prefer gold label to blue?

And black to green?

[–]spruce_goose 8 points9 points ago

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price determines quality.

now let me get back to kneeling infront of steve jobs

[–]ProDrug 1 point2 points ago

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I actually think they have a different enough taste to see why one would prefer the cheaper label over the other. It's not that one is rougher or less refined. I think my personal favorite is a green.

[–]SLOWchildrenplaying 1 point2 points ago

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I've had all but gold. Blue is great and smooth but expensive. I'll stand by Johnny Black any day of the week though.

[–]darthrayder 0 points1 point ago

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Same here...never even seen gold at the liquor store. I bought myself a bottle of blue as a reward for coming back from Iraq and have taken a few drinks out of it in the past year. It is amazing. I can't imagine gold being better, but I suppose it's possible.

[–]afellowinfidel 5 points6 points ago

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green tastes like fermented ass.

gold all the way.

[–]SLOWchildrenplaying 1 point2 points ago

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fermented ass

I've never heard that expression. I will pay you one upvote for it.

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[–]DannyZuccoHasCrohns 0 points1 point ago

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come on now, it's fine enough

[–]holysocks 0 points1 point ago

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I actually hate gold the most. Double Black is my current fav.

[–]BlameArticuno 1 point2 points ago

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Even though I've seen this before, I'll upboat.

[–]blunt_toward_enemy 1 point2 points ago

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Cool post, bro. Now where have I seen that before?

[–]Damnyoureyes 1 point2 points ago

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That's Johnny Walker whisky, not Powers whiskey.

[–]DontSayNoToPanda 1 point2 points ago

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lolz.....heart....

[–]MandatorySuicide 0 points1 point ago

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Hes our hero!

[–]betona 0 points1 point ago

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Like the idea but ... Johnny Walker?

(so says the single malt snob)

[–]pfhayter 0 points1 point ago

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Dalwhinnie FTW

[–]Royd 0 points1 point ago

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I was going to be really angry if there was no Captain Planet reference

[–]notcaptainkirk 0 points1 point ago

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No, he's just Russian.

[–]ShadowLink10 0 points1 point ago

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Man, I would kill for a Captin Planet on the rocks right about now.

[–]rugabug 0 points1 point ago

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Charlie Sheen?

[–]klappertand 0 points1 point ago

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is it me? or does that guy look dead

[–]flamingcrab 0 points1 point ago

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Captain Planet, He's the hero

[–]Acoz0r 0 points1 point ago

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Tsk tsk, Johnny Walker is moderate whiskey :(

[–]Blind-88 0 points1 point ago

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Captain Planet, he's a hero, gonna take pullution down to zero

[–]Johnimus_Prime 0 points1 point ago

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He has closer resemblance Captain Pollution to me.

[–]teethman 0 points1 point ago

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Least it's not captin jack sprraow ha

[–]FredL2 0 points1 point ago

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That explains a lot of things about Captain Planet.

[–]limer 0 points1 point ago

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Captain Faceplant

[–]beefwich 0 points1 point ago

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I scored a bottle of JW Blue for my 28th birthday. I really wasn't impressed, to be honest. Call it an untrained palate, but I'm going back to Black.

I do enjoy the green label-- but not enough to justify the price difference.

[–]jamiebibo -1 points0 points ago

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hahaha! but wut is the most espensive!

[–]MisterSquirrel -3 points-2 points ago

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Look out, he might be planning a mission to probe Uranus.

[–]jb8 -3 points-2 points ago

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That wreaks of win!