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[–]PooPooDooDoo 25 points26 points ago

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Protip: Do not search for "Smashing Pussy" at work.

[–]Mister6 2 points3 points ago

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Don't even search for it at home...

[–]cruzian831 24 points25 points ago

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if by "stop" you mean "continue" and "atrocity" you mean unbearable cuteness, then yes, i agree

[–]TankorSmash 6 points7 points ago

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The dude is trying, but there are so many of them

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

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So cute _^

[–]frackincylon 4 points5 points ago

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[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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Jesus Christ, you've got to hit them harder if you're going to keep them from nuzzling you to smithereens.

[–]katelusive 2 points3 points ago

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this is the most adorable atrocity available on the market today

[–]scott 2 points3 points ago

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YEA I KNOW I SAW THAT ONE GET OUT TOO WHAT THE FUCK

[–]Red_Barchetta 5 points6 points ago

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This may even be more heinous than CAT JUGGLING!

[–]sgspectra 4 points5 points ago

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lol. I think its funny how all of the violent comments come out in the comments for a cute video, and all of the animal activists come out in the more violent videos.

[–]jschem16 1 point2 points ago

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Dude, one got out!

[–]apox64928 0 points1 point ago

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came here to say this.

[–]KaylaS 2 points3 points ago

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FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: RE: FW: FW: RE: CUTEST KITTYS EVAR MUST WATCH WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE!!!11!ONE!!

[–]heyfella 2 points3 points ago

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i find it atrocious he's not hitting them harder or with cinder blocks, as is tradition.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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ever put a kitten in a blender?

[–]Bitch_IAmA_Bus 1 point2 points ago

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Pfft, that guy's a fool for using a mallet. Two minutes with ye olde "car exhaust through a hose" trick would keep them kittens down for good.

[–]MandatorySuicide 2 points3 points ago

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youre so right, this hammer isnt swinging nearly hard enough

[–]steve329 1 point2 points ago

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Good Lord - I've heard of this - whack a kitty! Is there a God that would let this happen?"

[–]Scoobert92 0 points1 point ago

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So cute :)

[–]sportsokkendrager 0 points1 point ago

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[–]guntharg 0 points1 point ago

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Link was still purple from yesterday for me.

[–]kah_meh 0 points1 point ago

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Fake, its actually a kitty magnet

[–]pligg 0 points1 point ago

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["Good lord, I've heard about this... 'cat juggling']"(http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l73xjwBIrM1qbqm2bo1_r1_400.gif)

[–]pligg 0 points1 point ago

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"Good lord, I've heard about this... 'cat juggling'"

[–]berserkering 0 points1 point ago

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Can you imagine a forever alone going awwww for over thirty seconds?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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D'AAWWWWWW

[–]Internal_Combustion -1 points0 points ago

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IDIOT, you're not doing it properly! Grabs hammer and frantically smashed down on kitten's head as soon as it pops up There! That's how you play this game!

[–]lolrestoshaman 0 points1 point ago

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It is a scientific fact that a cat will blink its eyes if it is struck on the head with a hammer.

[–]cantbebothered 2 points3 points ago

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I bet that works on people too.

[–]Internal_Combustion 1 point2 points ago

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We must test this.

[–]GlasgowGuyScotland -3 points-2 points ago

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This is wrong, the whole thing is wrong!