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[–]boywithhat 498 points499 points ago

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He's actually on his third lap.

[–]tallwill514 419 points420 points ago

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around the Earth

[–]Trax 332 points333 points ago

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's solar orbit.

[–]actuallytwollamas 398 points399 points ago

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I still say this guy is faster, though.

[–]relevant_rule34 168 points169 points ago

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Hey actuallytwollamas, here's your llama picture photoshopped over an anime girl's penis as two other girls lick it - NSFW

edit: Just wanted to remind people that I don't make these

[–]doug346578910[S] 55 points56 points ago

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my god, how the hell

[–]feureau 12 points13 points ago

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Well, first you have to cut out the llama head from the first picture, it takes some skills to get the feather right, but using the magic wand, and adding some feathering would get it selected in no time.

Then you paste it over the penis on the second photo, then mask out parts of the llama where the tongue would go in front of the llama.

Some cleanup/touch up, and voila. A good /b/tard would be able to shop that out in a minute or two. Piece o' cake.

[–]Diablo87 74 points75 points ago

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You should be elected senator to the internet.

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]Nsuln 2 points3 points ago

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いいえ、こわいですね。

[–]zeekar 1 point2 points ago

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Nan desu ka? Toda desu ka? Some llama beat Sony again?

[–]imdwalrus 5 points6 points ago

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I've gotta say, I was not expecting that.

[–]Kaell311 5 points6 points ago

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Your links don't work via iPhone app "Blue Alien". At least not for me.

[–]Randomresponder 4 points5 points ago

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Me neither

[–]joedude 2 points3 points ago

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you SHOULD be thanking someone.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Thank you so much, from the bottom of my heart, for that shop.

[–]munkyshi22 200 points201 points ago

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...dammit.

[–]Cloud_Tiger 44 points45 points ago

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This makes your llama look like a bitch

[–]limpits 52 points53 points ago

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Dee?

[–]ARCHA1C 19 points20 points ago

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That's "Sweet Dee" to you good sir. NOW, GOGETMEAFUCKING MILKSTEAK!

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

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Those are alpacas mother fucker!

[–]whatevers_clever 23 points24 points ago

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I seriously expected a tiger on a cloud.

[–]dreadditor 33 points34 points ago

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[–]yudo 8 points9 points ago

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Well played, sir.

[–]synaclade33 4 points5 points ago

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A worthy adversary, but the llama still wins.

[–]CorneliusJack 24 points25 points ago

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Every DAMN TIME!

[–]slkjfdhsd 9 points10 points ago

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just when we thought nonsensicalanalogy couldnt fool us anymore

[–]NonsensicalAnalogy 35 points36 points ago

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Did he ever fool you? The guy is an asshat with the same gimmick just as bad as twollamas random goldfish porn.

[–]relevant_rule34 47 points48 points ago

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[–]psycosulu 16 points17 points ago

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Damn, that just makes me hungry for Goldfish crackers.

[–]r1a 13 points14 points ago

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Eat half the bag, let it sit for a few days, and you have a full bag again!

[–]macdre 1 point2 points ago

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I took a chance with that one. I saw the NSFW tag, but thought to myself... how is he gonna make goldfish porn actually NSFW..

well anyway, I'm glad i took the risk and clicked.. once again, you don't disappoint

[–]Inaimathi 7 points8 points ago

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Why do I keep falling for this?

[–]Jinno 1 point2 points ago

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It's like NonsensicalAnalogy all over again.

[–]qream 1 point2 points ago

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Every damn time!

[–]feureau 1 point2 points ago

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Exactly the same comment I came here to post.

Kudos.

(I'm also tall)

[–]mmajeff 2 points3 points ago

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Whats more amazing is that he is the one that took the picture too.

[–]ProbablyHittingOnYou 6 points7 points ago

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dance.

[–]geekender 332 points333 points ago

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If this picture was taken on an iPhone they would be fine.

[–][deleted] 80 points81 points ago

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That took me far longer than it should have

[–]Rx_MoreCowbell 73 points74 points ago

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Still working it out......?

/Im dumb.

[–]alexanderwales 278 points279 points ago

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iPhones don't support Flash.

[–]doug346578910[S] 87 points88 points ago*

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OOOOoooooo, I get it now.

That's fucking genius.

[–]awsumsauce 13 points14 points ago

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OOOOoooooo, I get it now.

You had some of us worried here.

[–]daniels220 2 points3 points ago

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I thought it was because the iPhone camera doesn't have a flash. Your way is better.

[–]cesclaveria 10 points11 points ago

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the iPhone 4 does have a flash for the camera.

[–]daniels220 1 point2 points ago

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Wow, I really should know that... Either way, the joke stands even if it's no longer true...but Flash-the-plugin is also still a better explanation.

[–]ProbablyHittingOnYou 18 points19 points ago

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Apple is secretly run by Lex Luther and has a program installed on all Iphones to render superheroes invisible as part of their broader media blackout of all of their good deeds in an effort to sway public opinion against heroes.

[–]DEFY_member 7 points8 points ago

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All these responses and still nobody worded it the right way: Flash doesn't run on the iPhone.

[–]exscape 2 points3 points ago

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The iPhone doesn't run flash.

[–]Suppy 1 point2 points ago

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Flash isn't (wasn't?) supported on the iPhone, and that's the Flash (superhero) in the picture.

[–]Jinno 2 points3 points ago

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See, I was still thinking in the track of "iPhones do take pictures incredibly slowly, so he's not moving so fast" until I saw your comment. xP

[–]kevinisaperson 25 points26 points ago

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FLASH! AAAAAAHHAAAAAAHAA! SAVIOR OF THE UNIVERSE!

[–]d4r7h3v1l 14 points15 points ago

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DAYMAN! AAAAAHHAAAAAHAA! FIGHTER OF THE NIGHTMAN!

[–]entcinoman 12 points13 points ago

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CHAMPION OF THE SUN! AHHHAAAAAAHHHHH

[–]Adam-O 4 points5 points ago

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That's Flash Gordon, not The Flash. Yes, they're different.

[–]Tozar 1 point2 points ago

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[–]doug346578910[S] 182 points183 points ago*

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I used the "fuck" tactic :)

[–]tjs0926 9 points10 points ago

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you're like a professional front pager it seems like. redditor for 5 months and everytime i see a picture link on the frontpage, its by you. What's your job that you seem to come by these pics first or are you just reposting?

[–]Tokeli 17 points18 points ago

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Professional reposter. ಠ_ಠ

[–]SrdjanGoat 5 points6 points ago

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Seriously, doug3465 is on the front page at least once every day and it's always reposted garbage.

[–]Jackist 1 point2 points ago

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Most of Reddit deserves that trophy.

[–]NASA_Cowboy 39 points40 points ago

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Good one, OP. You showed how this works on old recycled shit. Have some fucking karma.

[–]jslcapital78 4 points5 points ago

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Once again, the f-word ensures yet another thread to appear on the front page.

[–]doug346578910[S] 12 points13 points ago

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the f-word

JUST SAY FUCK OR IT DOESN'T WORK

[–]Zyberst 2 points3 points ago*

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I gave him a fucking upvote anyway, to get his motivation running.

And getting him used to say fuck once in a well, better train them redditors.

EDIT: Aww it's hard using fuck in sentences without sounding harsh :/

[–]Joke_Getter 37 points38 points ago

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The remarkable thing is he took the picture, too.

[–]bripdwessel 21 points22 points ago

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No, this picture was obviously taken without flash.

[–]jerstud56 11 points12 points ago

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[–]dropkickdog 1 point2 points ago

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I wonder if that would actually be possible.

[–]hett 5 points6 points ago

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He would have to move back into position in the fractions of a second that it takes the camera to register the button press and open the shutter.

[–]MisterLion 16 points17 points ago

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... so in other words, yes.

[–]hett 2 points3 points ago

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Yes.

[–]generic101 3 points4 points ago

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Or he could use the camera's timer.

[–]Zyberst 1 point2 points ago

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Stop being so logical. Pssh, logic, we don't fucking need that shit.

[–]FingersMckenzie 14 points15 points ago

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Sheldon? Is that you?

[–]apothekari 8 points9 points ago

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zoomZOOMZOOM!

[–]accidental_tourist 6 points7 points ago

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bazinga!

[–]NotLawrence 28 points29 points ago

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At least there's still the chance for second place.

[–]john2kxx 46 points47 points ago

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If Flash laps the guy in 2nd place, wouldn't he win first and second place?

[–]NotLawrence 21 points22 points ago

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Mind blown.

[–]PleaseDoGoOn 10 points11 points ago

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Go on...

[–]NotLawrence 11 points12 points ago

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Uh, keep running?

[–]ThatsItGuysShowsOver 10 points11 points ago

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He wasn't participating. He just happened to cross a marathon on his way. Either way, they're fucked.

[–]doug346578910[S] 2 points3 points ago

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Fuck

[–][deleted] ago

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[deleted]

[–]NotLawrence 16 points17 points ago

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I-I can't go on anymore. Sorry. Hides in shame.

[–]youngmonk 1 point2 points ago

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Go on..

[–]NotLawrence 2 points3 points ago*

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Once I hid in shame for so long that when I came out of my corner, I could no longer recognize bacon. Thank God I'm pass that now. Do you want to go on for me?

[–]Diablo87 1 point2 points ago

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....go on

[–]NotLawrence 2 points3 points ago

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Sorry no can do. I have work to do in my corner of shame. I hope I don't love my love of bacon this time around.

[–]DGer 5 points6 points ago

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"Racing for second" would be a better title I think.

[–]merlanai 9 points10 points ago

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But that doesn't have fuck in the title so it wouldn't have made the front page.

[–]DGer 1 point2 points ago

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You got me there.

[–]PrettyBoyFloyd 10 points11 points ago

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I think I just found my next marathon costume.

[–]bw1870 17 points18 points ago

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There's a Turkey Day Run in town on Thanksgiving (obviously), and I've always wanted to run with a friend and have one of us dress up like a turkey and the other be a pilgrim in pursuit.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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Please take pictures when you do this.

[–]Tokeli 7 points8 points ago

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If you wear a Flash costume you damn well better win first place.

[–]Zezee 5 points6 points ago

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But it would be really embarrassing if you lost.

[–]I_live_for_greatness 2 points3 points ago

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You better make sure you win though.

[–]aim2free 2 points3 points ago

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It's a costume that gives some expectations though...

[–]MonikerInteger 2 points3 points ago

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When everyone starts running just stand nonchalantly on the line, to give everyone a head start.

[–]mentalcaseinspace 1 point2 points ago

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It's gonna look pretty funny when you're out of breath after 9km's :)

[–]bananapeel 1 point2 points ago

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0.9km

FTFY

[–]RounderKatt 9 points10 points ago

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[–][deleted] 38 points39 points ago

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Upvote for Fucked

[–]lexi_con 9 points10 points ago

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Fucked up for vote.

[–]mach0 3 points4 points ago

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It's circlejerks all the way down!

[–]KRAMANATOR 9 points10 points ago

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Fuck

[–]safe_work_for_naught 5 points6 points ago

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Used the word "fuck" in title, hit the front page before votes even appeared next to post.

OP gets it.

[–]Douchebagsss 8 points9 points ago

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He is actually finishing the race and they are just starting....poor saps.

[–]3gv 2 points3 points ago

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He's obviously just having a laugh or he would only be a blur

[–]jbigboote 3 points4 points ago

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[–]more_exercise 2 points3 points ago

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What wizardry is this?!?

[–]oduh 2 points3 points ago

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Do you see how his feet are already blurred :) This guy is fast :)

[–]GirthyAfghan 2 points3 points ago

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blah blah blah... fucked

Upvote.

[–]TriZzz 2 points3 points ago

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"ZOOM ZOOM ZOOM ZOOM ZOOM ZOOM ZOOM" - Dr. Sheldon Cooper as The Flash

[–]rhythmguy 2 points3 points ago

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Flash was actually saving the world and stopped by for a millisecond to photobomb.

[–]buddyholly92 2 points3 points ago

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GET OFF MY FRONT PAGE, DOUG

[–]dj-baby-bok-choy 2 points3 points ago*

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Meanwhile, Superman was a bitch and walked at mile 13.

I wonder what race that was...

[–]otter541 1 point2 points ago

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Was in Mexico City on Saturday, I believe.

[–]Dangerzone812 2 points3 points ago

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Steve Jobs wouldn't think twice. He doesn't recognize Flash.

[–]katzmandoo 3 points4 points ago

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I can't see this, my iPad doesn't have Flash... :-(

[–]gamoid 1 point2 points ago

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This is ridiculous. The Flash is obviously using performance-enhancing chemicals that have been struck by performance-enhancing lightning.

[–]SpermWhale 1 point2 points ago

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In picture but not pictured : Invisible Woman.

[–]cajual 1 point2 points ago

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Didn't even set his watch. Like a boss.

[–]satorusan1 1 point2 points ago

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he actually just finished

[–]TheSunsGoneWibbly 1 point2 points ago

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It would be better if it was Quicksilver...

/Shameless Marvel fanboy

[–]grumble_au 1 point2 points ago

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Not all of them. I think one guy has a good chance.

[–]TonyTurtle 1 point2 points ago

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I love how his feet are already blurred

[–]hamsuplo 4 points5 points ago

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The "fucked in title" theory is true!

[–]Solkre 1 point2 points ago

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This picture was taken with Flash.

[–]WhiteY515 1 point2 points ago

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doug3465 is a karma whore just look at his history

[–]zzaman 0 points1 point ago

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How the fuck did the photographer even get a shot? Must have been using this.

[–]TheFlashh 0 points1 point ago

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OP is right, they did all get fucked

[–]rritesh 0 points1 point ago

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OP used the word fuck.

Thus, I clicked on it.

[–]bingaman 0 points1 point ago

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That's a normal guy in a Flash costume. You can tell by the fact that he's visible in a photograph. By the way, coming in 11th place in that getup has to be pretty embarrassing.

[–]tom2275 0 points1 point ago

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I'd have to leave the line in 100% full sprint to at least the first turn...

[–]YouEssay 0 points1 point ago

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Look how fast his feet are already moving.

[–]staffell 0 points1 point ago

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Why are they all so short?

[–]WalkyTalkyMan 0 points1 point ago

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Whats with the old guy with his hands up to the left of flash. It looks like he's having a good time...with a shirtless number 3511.

[–]PatATC 0 points1 point ago

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Yet another example of using the word 'fuck' in your title and getting to the front page. I thought reddit was better than this.

[–]thedrew 0 points1 point ago

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Aaaaaa-aaaaaah!

[–]CakeSmack 0 points1 point ago

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super aerodynamic

[–]gmnotyet 0 points1 point ago

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Yep, we all know who is going to win that race.

[–]monkey_zen 0 points1 point ago

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Off like a flash!

edit: ...which on my older computer just barely runs.

[–]mitsutomoe 0 points1 point ago

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Its sheldon cooper guys, sorry to dissapoint

[–]itisthefirsttime 0 points1 point ago

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Fucking Flash is a bully

[–]Brackwater 0 points1 point ago

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Of course they are... Happy Grampa in the second row is gonna dance his way to first place!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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alpaca man, alpaca!

[–]Rusork 0 points1 point ago

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Is that Sheldon?

[–]spoonsandswords 0 points1 point ago

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  • title contains "fuck"

  • is currently on front page

trend continues

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Most of the others are on their way to flash (get it nudge nudge)

[–]jonassfe 0 points1 point ago

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And the Flash cones in last place.

[–]meemonkeymo 0 points1 point ago

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FLASH... AAAAAAHHHAAA... SAVIOR OF THE UNIVERSE!!!

[–]slkjfdhsd 0 points1 point ago

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Flash went over to Wonderwoman's apartment to see If she was free. As he came up to her balcony, he saw Wonderwoman naked on the bed with her legs open. he thinks to himself "I'm faster than a speeding bullet, I could be in there, have sex & out again before she knew what was happening." So he did his super thing in a split second & runs off happily. Meanwhile on the bed, Wonder woman says "Did you hear anything?" "NO"! said the Invisible Man, "But my ass hurts like hell!"

[–]KineticShampoo 0 points1 point ago

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Expected a Kenian, got a superhero.

[–]cpokwdwh_gir 0 points1 point ago

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This is an obvious fake. Flash would either already be done with the race, or chatting up some chick until the guy in first place had almost finished.

[–]plattica 0 points1 point ago

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LOL, i was taking a drag as I opened the link, and choked violently as I saw the picture. Damn you.

[–]Brackwater 0 points1 point ago

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I always wondered why the Flash was wearing a costume... or anything for that matter.

[–]plsplspls 0 points1 point ago

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a great bunch o'lads

[–]StonePrechodko 0 points1 point ago

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This guy is my idol.

[–]daan_maan 0 points1 point ago

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no they're not

[–]i_am_delicious 0 points1 point ago

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anyone else notice the guy in the white cap saying "I surrender! All hail the flash!"?

[–]slowmyrole19 0 points1 point ago

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he said "fuck" and got to the front page

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Was this picture taken at the US/Mexico border? If so, someone get me the name of the mexican in the flash costume. I would like to start a delivery service and if that guy can evade border patrol, then he would be a great asset to my company to the tune of $5/hr.

God Bless America!!

[–]kibitzor 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Satanta 0 points1 point ago

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He saved every one of us, you know

[–]TenshiS 0 points1 point ago

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Nobody even knew he took part in the race, until they saw the picture afterwards.

[–]rdfiii 0 points1 point ago

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This picture was taken at Penn State's THON 5k a few years back.

[–]jroot 0 points1 point ago*

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I once had a comic from the 70's where Flash and Superman race to see who is fastest ... Guess who won?

Edit: wow, I just looked it up for nostalgia, it was from 1967 ... I'm old :(

[–]finkalicious 0 points1 point ago

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Looks like the guy with his arms up is doing the fucking.

[–]abuali7866 0 points1 point ago

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I thought the title was referring to this: http://i.imgur.com/lAPU4.jpg

[–]iamarunr 0 points1 point ago

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[–]RemyJe 0 points1 point ago

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I like how he's the only one with motion blur.

[–]Lurking_Grue 0 points1 point ago

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Sheldon?

[–]ddrt 0 points1 point ago

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Don't worry, guys, it's just Sheldon.

[–]billybantha 0 points1 point ago

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actually, he is just finishing the race as the others are starting...

[–]Travom 0 points1 point ago

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Pretty sure that old Guy behind flash with his hands in The air is just excited to be rubbing against that many dudes in tiny shorts or he's confused about what to do when the gun goes off!

[–]johntkucz 0 points1 point ago

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haha! got a big rollicking LOL outta me.

[–]cparedes 0 points1 point ago

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They're only fucked, because he's Flash, and because the light is about to turn red.

[–]troll_on_a_stroll 0 points1 point ago

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I see no balderdash

to place cash

on of the flash

to win this dash

[–]TheIliterate 0 points1 point ago

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No one can outrun the Flash! Curses, one of my super-foes has laid a trap for me!

[–]thedeathmachine 0 points1 point ago

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Yes, there is a Kenyan on the way left.

[–]Rasassination 0 points1 point ago

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Why? I see no black people.

nooo why did i have to got there?

[–]wjv 0 points1 point ago

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…unless that's Sheldon.

[–]fuzzb0y 0 points1 point ago

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I'm surprised they even caught him on camera.

[–]dollface1821 0 points1 point ago

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FLASH! Fluid!

[–]ifthenelse 0 points1 point ago

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Welcome to heatstroke, yikes.

[–]PWee 0 points1 point ago

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fucking lol

[–]nats15 0 points1 point ago

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What this picture doesn't is this is the final rush to the finish line. Flash waited exactly 4 and 24 minutes before starting the race.

Needless to say, he won. Also, Flash is actually from Kenya

[–]Krankheit 0 points1 point ago

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wally west or bart allen who could it be