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[–]theturtleguy 18 points19 points ago

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Navy "Seals"

[–]lud1120 0 points1 point ago

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He's missing a rifle.

[–]PaperChampion 6 points7 points ago

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[–]finallymadeanaccount 3 points4 points ago

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"Nrrkkkkkkkkk!"

[–]Ioncannon 0 points1 point ago

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Do you suck dicks? Are you a Peter Piper? Bullshit I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.

[–]beermaker 2 points3 points ago

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From now on, your name is private fish-ball!

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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I didn't know they stacked kelp that high!

[–]beermaker 4 points5 points ago

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Must be going into the SEALS. (larf)

[–]shagreddit 0 points1 point ago

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"Well I can promise you they don't serve mollusks and squid on a daily basis in my mess hall private fishball"

[–]beermaker 1 point2 points ago

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There are many otters... but this one is mine!

[–]gml1138 1 point2 points ago

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You don't scare me, work on it!

[–]shagreddit 1 point2 points ago

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[–]blueflight 0 points1 point ago

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You want a piece of this?

[–]g-raf 0 points1 point ago

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Show me yo thiz face

[–]drctrgenius 0 points1 point ago

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Well done.

[–]pragmatao 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Its_Always_420 0 points1 point ago

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Anybody know what kind of seal that is?

[–]exxocet 0 points1 point ago

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elephant F.

[–]boost_addict 0 points1 point ago

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Come on Bubbles show me your REAL war face!

[–]jimozu 0 points1 point ago

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BULLSHIT I CAN'T HEAR YOU LEMME SEE YOUR REAL WAR FACE

[–]simoneclone 0 points1 point ago

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"No....your other honor."

[–]JJCDAD 0 points1 point ago

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Can't. Stop. Laughing.

[–]crackalack 0 points1 point ago

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He looks like a slightly fatter Gadaffi.

[–]DaHolk 0 points1 point ago

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[–]RoninResearcher 0 points1 point ago

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Looks more like he is making the shit face.

[–]Bourbeau 0 points1 point ago

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Looks like the "take a shit on command" face.

[–]ironcoffin -3 points-2 points ago

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SHOW ME YOU'RE REPOST!