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[–]koalaberries 48 points49 points ago

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This is what happens every time I am aware that a picture is about to be taken of me.

[–]jet10 14 points15 points ago

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To self: "Try not to look like an idiot this time please?" Fail anyways

[–]McDrawrHumperdink 1 point2 points ago

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horse gums

[–]Paxdk 1 point2 points ago

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Join the club.

[–]EvilHom3r 24 points25 points ago

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I AM THE CHEESE. I AM THE BEST CHARACTER ON THE SHOW.

[–]correctsequence 2 points3 points ago

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Between the picture and this comment, I am peeing my pants. (better drink my own piss)

[–]paksenarrion 3 points4 points ago

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I am better than the salami and the bologna combined.

[–]proud_to_be_a_merkin 0 points1 point ago

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[–]honkish 6 points7 points ago

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I heard she put on weight. Thank god we broke up.

[–]EverGlow89 2 points3 points ago

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Watto?

[–]CashRorschach 0 points1 point ago

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Ssshhh! We don't talk about that movie here!

[–]ZeMoose 0 points1 point ago

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[–]atlanticblue 6 points7 points ago*

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Where's his bucket?

[–]dafragsta 1 point2 points ago

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They be stealin' it.

[–]thebeefytaco 1 point2 points ago

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[–]atlanticblue 0 points1 point ago

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i kno... T__T

[–]Yourhero88 5 points6 points ago

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[–]dcthree 2 points3 points ago

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Looks like Kevin Malone's Kool-aid man

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Cutest photo ever.

[–]OBcity 2 points3 points ago

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[–]Alexwearshats 1 point2 points ago

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I'll say cheese. Bitches love cheese.

[–]SirCadburyWadsworth 0 points1 point ago

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No, white people love cheese

[–]dziggy 1 point2 points ago

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What type of seal is this?

[–]Cornsky 1 point2 points ago

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A sealy one.

[–]Impudence 1 point2 points ago

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It's an elephant seal

[–]TheSunsGoneWibbly 1 point2 points ago

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Quick lock seal.

[–]pointlessness 1 point2 points ago

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Reminds me of Dopefish.

[–]CashRorschach 0 points1 point ago

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Ancient meme is ancient.

[–]bosglass 1 point2 points ago

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whatever happened to him to make that face...well let's just hope that never happens to me.

[–]GTL 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Avalon143 1 point2 points ago

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Say CONSTIPATED! FTFY

[–]Mehlforwarding 1 point2 points ago

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[–]YouFuckingFuck 1 point2 points ago

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Ol' Dirty Bastard reincarnated.

[–]hillside 1 point2 points ago

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Holy smokes this is funny! I rarely lol at most stuff but this got me. Thanks for posting it.

[–]barely_tolerable 0 points1 point ago

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first duck face... now walrus face

i dont think the world is ready

[–]PeaPodPepper 0 points1 point ago

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That thing reminds me of the giant turtle from 'The Never Ending Story'. Morla I think was her name.

[–]cleavagetime 0 points1 point ago

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I honestly don't know what to say to this...

[–]JayBird15 0 points1 point ago

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reminds me of tyler perry

[–]opskiwla 0 points1 point ago

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Too bad there were no cameras on the opposite side.

[–]WendyLRogers2 0 points1 point ago

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"Cheese gives me gas!"

[–]pragmatao 0 points1 point ago

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The bottom pic reminds me of Eddie Murphy in Bowfinger.

[–]wilsonjunkie 0 points1 point ago

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On second thought, don't say cheese.

[–]jg90 0 points1 point ago

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Case of the Chandler Bing

[–]piebald 0 points1 point ago

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Seriously, how does this creature continue to survive in natural selection?

[–]ThaiBowl 0 points1 point ago

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Looks like Reggie! at 2 minute mark

[–]aDotjDot 0 points1 point ago

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that's a huge bitch!

[–]Robathome 0 points1 point ago

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I make the same face every time I take a dump.

[–]IFeelOstrichSized 0 points1 point ago

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Was anyone else reminded of this?

[–]RealAlienSpaceBats 0 points1 point ago

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ovvv yaaav ?!?!?!? yev vant tu taek ka pikchaa ov me ?!?!?!? ovvv yaaav ?!?!?!?

[–]lanismycousin 0 points1 point ago

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The Klumps?

[–]lesalulu 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Felt_Ninja 0 points1 point ago

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Zoidberg?

[–]ReallyAmazingPersUN 0 points1 point ago

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Hehehe, this is Sealy.

[–]tomparker 0 points1 point ago

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[–]IPostinCriticisms 0 points1 point ago

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At first I was like 'My, what an interesting link here', and then I saw goatse.

[–]BrokenSea 0 points1 point ago

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And you know in the water he can still swim faster than you.

[–]SwitzAK 0 points1 point ago

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It feels like that seal is doi-HNNNNNNGGGGGHHHHHH

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I crack up every time I see this.

[–]nojoebe 0 points1 point ago

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This is from Evolution... right?

[–]thrilllhouse 0 points1 point ago

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kill it with fire!!

[–]U_Funny 0 points1 point ago

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rather ViiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitoLax!

[–]reddragonz 0 points1 point ago

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This is what happens when you f*** a stranger in the ass!

[–]Uncle_Meat 0 points1 point ago

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Aw, it looks like a boneless person fell off a 20 storey building.

[–]Faroque 0 points1 point ago

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The second one looks like he/she's upside down and dead.

[–]2akurate 0 points1 point ago

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Looks like he who shall not be named

[–]swartz77 0 points1 point ago

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[–]elscifo 0 points1 point ago

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at first i was like...then i was like

[–]footballer05 0 points1 point ago

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Chandler Bing?

[–]Scipion 0 points1 point ago

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Man, Wal-mart shoppers get pissy when you take their photos.

[–]Zayl 0 points1 point ago

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That's the best thing I ever saw!

[–]Auraz -1 points0 points ago

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CHEESE!

[–]chkninabscut -1 points0 points ago

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Scrolling down. Show IMGUR link using RES only sees first pic.

Oh look a cute littl---

OH GOD!

[–]turdzilla -1 points0 points ago

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Push It! Just 10 more reps!

[–]taekiew -1 points0 points ago

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dude looks seriously constipated if u ask me. lol

[–]Zarris -2 points-1 points ago

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Aww, I think I sharted...

[–]blueflight -2 points-1 points ago

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I wouldn't want to smell that bad breath.

[–]dag10 -2 points-1 points ago

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"Fuck that shit!"

[–]MosEisleyCantona -3 points-2 points ago

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You misspelled wtf on your intended reddit to submit to.