this is why you have kids

SomeKindOfOctopus · 1 year

I was expecting to see some kid mowing the lawn. I'm pretty sure that's the only reason my parents had me.

RarneyBubble · 1 year

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iheartbakon · 1 year

http://i.imgur.com/CMdiF.gif

realfinkployd · 1 year

Yesterday I made a slowly opening alien egg pod and a facehugger with my hands and attacked my kids' faces with them. First I'd open up my fingers like the egg pod making squishy sounds and then I'd yell out "face hugger!" and make like a spider with both my hands running at my kids and gently but quickly wrap the legs (my fingers) around the heads for a second, which they loved. (1 year old and 4 year old.) I think I did it at least 30 times while my kids laughed their heads off. Kids are easily entertained. :)

shantm79 · 1 year

pretty much... yesterday, my 3 year old son and i got light sabers and played for hours. we went hunting for monsters around the house. found one, it's name is mommy.

smurfjoe · 1 year

Not doctor yet? Hadouken in the face!

greyjay · 1 year

Kid just got blasted in the face full force with some heavy qi. Not even old enough to defend himself. Shit's messed up. Shouldn't someone alert the child abuse authorities?

the_Freshest · 1 year

My mom remarried when I was a little kid so our family grew from me and my brother to include a stepbrother and stepsister. When I was 9 my new parents had a son to "seal the deal/tie the new family together" sort of thing. Well, I was around 14 when DBZ hit big on toonami.

Everyday id get home from school and watched the series religously from the saiyan saga all he way through maijin boo. My little brother was now around 5 years old and we would dragon ball z fight during the episodes: he was named Chi Chi and I was Master GoGo I believe.

I remember flipping him through the air and onto pillows, doing kamehameha's and battling like crazy.

It's a fond memory we both remember to this day. I'm 24 now and he's going on 16. He went from a little karate kid to a lumbering 6'5 and weighing 230 lbs. And we still play fight all the time.

Good memories

papatooth · 1 year

could i borrow one and do that. not feeling the 400k the rest of time.

[deleted] · 1 year

He was actually abusing his baby using Ch'i.

bobored · 1 year

To practice mystical power of kung-fu?

richie_ny · 1 year

But he didn't even have a wand!

flukshun · 1 year

it's all fun and games until you find your inner ki and release a hadouken

Logan_Jennings · 1 year

One of my roommates when he has kids...

[deleted] · 1 year

Is it haduken or is it subzero freezeball? :O

Tryingalways · 1 year

Lovely.

jfpbookworm · 1 year

Nah, I can just get a fainting goat for that.

RubyRhod · 1 year

Keep telling yourself that. Excuse me while I do absolutely whatever the fuck I want during the day (weekend), stay out as late as I want boozing and then using my disposable income as I see fit.

Not to mention how much having a kid contributes to pollution and natural resource depletion.

brufleth · 1 year

I'm pretty sure you could train a dog to do this.

breddy · 1 year

First time I have upvoted a GIF in ages.

johnflux · 1 year

Mine is better: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Li87XPLz1AA :-)

quantum-mechanic · 1 year

I am thoroughly disheartened by the number of people in here who did not immediately recognize this as a street fighter reference.

dxcotre · 1 year

Then the dad taunts.

orthogonality · 1 year

Tiger father.

toastspork · 1 year

Huh. Who knew that qi moved so slowly? If the kid had been more on his toes, he could have pulled a Matrix and ducked it.

emtcj · 1 year

Funny...my Mom had her knee replaced a few years back. While she was in the hospital heavily medicated with morphine, every now and then she would sit up in bed and talk and half way through the sentence she'd fall asleep again.

Well my brother and I were there and she was telling us what we need to do when we get back home and she stopped talking and you could tell she fell back asleep sitting up. My brother pointed his finger like a gun and went BANG and perfect timing she fell back without trying to catch herself.

She woke up and said wow I just had a dream I was shot.

Ah good times

bropez · 1 year

Goku and Gohan home movies.

kagneokami · 1 year

Ha! I thought I was the only who did this! Repeatedly, and with great humor.

OriginalSyn · 1 year

This is why you wait for friends and relatives to have kids.

digitalmediamaster · 1 year

KKAA MEEE HAAA MEEE HAAAAA

youngceb · 1 year

for training in martial arts

fuzzb0y · 1 year

The next trick should be "BOOM headshot".

MoonPoint · 1 year

"The Force is strong with him."

~ Emperor

ingolemo · 1 year

rm ~/.local/share/applications/wine-ex*

hal2000 · 1 year

That's what I do to my wife, except I fart in my cupped hands and throw it at her. Same effect.

jsmayne · 1 year

surprised he didn't gimp in some lightning :)

walcob · 1 year

His power level must be over 9000....

[deleted] · 1 year

Does it only work on asian kids?

xiainx · 1 year

FALCON... PUNCH!!!

jmiles540 · 1 year

this has been posted to death.

egibson · 1 year

Oh really? Here I had the tawdry thought it was to bring another life in the world, teach them, nurture them, and smile when another person in the world grew up to be a great person because of you.

But no, you are totally right; making them perform circus tricks a chimp can do is much more important!

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