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[–]asdfman123 4 points5 points ago

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If only the parents had gotten those condoms sooner.

[–]kitler 4 points5 points ago

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I am not sure how I feel about this...

[–]aguacate 1 point2 points ago

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I know... People still using film cameras in 2008? Fucked up, just fucked up.

[–]hyroglifics 2 points3 points ago

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I think this belongs in the WTF category.

[–]kimhari 1 point2 points ago

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OMG, UNDERWATER SOCKS! :O

[–]feckineejit 1 point2 points ago

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WTF please tell me how parents let this happen. what's that? crack? oh right.

[–]sianegad 1 point2 points ago

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Let it happen? Someone DID this, not the child. And depending on how and why, it can be disturbing or very funny. Father of two, that is the kind of joke i might do to my wife. Kid seems pretty happy about it, loosen up people.

[–]feckineejit 1 point2 points ago

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So you enjoy the crack too?

[–]sianegad 0 points1 point ago

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Wow you did called-me-out there, no reponsible parents would have condoms at home. And think it could be funny to say they are socks when baby ask what is that daddy?

[–]feckineejit 0 points1 point ago

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ok go smoke your crack now

[–]geekboysf 0 points1 point ago

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So....

[–]oaly512 0 points1 point ago

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Are those magnums? and ribbed?

[–]Iamsqueegee 2 points3 points ago

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If they're ribbed, would it sound like she's wearing corduroy when she walked?

[–]AuntieSocial 0 points1 point ago

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I know there's a joke in there somewhere about the irony of a baby wearing condoms, but I'm up to late to find it.

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

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The old 98% of time caveat got turned bass-ackwards. Her egg jumped shit through the condom, and this is what they found walking around about a year later.

Why am I thinking this through? This is making me feel horrible about myself.

[–]grimesgrimes 0 points1 point ago

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ohh, this made me reaaally sad.

[–]mortypm 0 points1 point ago

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ಠ_ಠ nuff said

[–]LeGrandArmee 0 points1 point ago

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Condoms.... you're doing it wrong.

[–]charlie6969 -2 points-1 points ago

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That is one of the prettiest babies that I have ever seen!

The socks? WTF?