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[–][deleted] 67 points68 points ago

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Very real

[–]omnithrope 2 points3 points ago

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[–]theone2 -3 points-2 points ago

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Now try a google image search of blue waffles.

[–]GrokMonkey 9 points10 points ago

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You magnificent bastard.

[–]kibitzor 4 points5 points ago

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What about the waffles?

[–]thechadwick 0 points1 point ago

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touche sir.

[–]GolgiApparatus88 0 points1 point ago

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Damnit, I totally skimmed through that page expecting to see something about gigantic bugs...I guess this means it's time for bed.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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clever girl

[–]RetardVomitPussyCunt 0 points1 point ago

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Yes!!!

[–]PompousAss 25 points26 points ago

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I creped myself once.

[–]shaunc 9 points10 points ago

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Me too, it was full of strawberries!

[–]symmitchry 4 points5 points ago

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I chit myself once.

[–]AmericasNextTopModel 0 points1 point ago

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Mine was nutella

[–]PunchingBag 7 points8 points ago*

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But it's so cute, eating its carrot... Now I want one as a pet.

[–]Sommersby 13 points14 points ago

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Maybe I will put him in a mayonnaise jar with a leaf and a twig. To recreate the environment he is used to.

[–]symmitchry 6 points7 points ago

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I'll certainly have to punch some holes in the lid, because he's damned sure used to air.

[–]alannya 0 points1 point ago

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Love the Mitch!

[–]EarthRester 0 points1 point ago

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Loved the Mitch!

FTFY :(

[–]alannya 2 points3 points ago

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You can't stop my love!

[–]EarthRester 1 point2 points ago

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I didn't have to, Mitch stopped it for you.

[–]alannya 0 points1 point ago

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I think you are confused about how love works. Mitch didn't cause me to stop loving him by dying. He could have done that though had he bitten the head off a live bunny before dying.

[–]Sirtet 2 points3 points ago

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See thats living proof eating your greens will make you grow up to be big, strong and frickin scary.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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They taste good when roasted. Quite a bit like pecans.

[–]Jparaly 6 points7 points ago

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Looks like a Giant Weta

[–]Vicious_Hamster 1 point2 points ago

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Another reason to never move out of Canada. weeps

[–]msbrooklyn 7 points8 points ago

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I almost pancaked myself when I read your horrible spelling. Reddit you have turned me into a grammar nazi!

[–]rhamphorhynchus 5 points6 points ago

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Well, I didn't crape myself, but I almost weta my pants.

[–]ForrestFire765 2 points3 points ago

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It's a Weta, we have them here in New Zealand, they can get pretty damn huge

[–]CitizenPremier 3 points4 points ago

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Awww what a cute bunny

[–]tokeyoh 2 points3 points ago

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I about creped myself. I hope that wasn't real.

[–]Nothing_Impresses_Me 1 point2 points ago

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Meh... it's just a bug and a vegetable.. nothing to get all impressed over.

[–]GrinningPariah 1 point2 points ago

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Man you think when biblical plagues talk about "locust swarms" they're talking about little grasshoppers? No way.

Also not talking about those assholes from gears of war. It's like the picture, is what I'm getting at.

[–]royeflame 0 points1 point ago

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The guy with the nerve to hold that...

[–]Howard_Beale 0 points1 point ago

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It's spelled "creped".

[–]srd178 0 points1 point ago

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"Honey I Shrunk the Kids" comes to mind.

[–]papermarLo 0 points1 point ago

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This reminded me I have carrots in the fridge.

[–]GirlOverboard 0 points1 point ago

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Craped... carrot raped? Yourself?

I don't like any of what's going on, here.

[–]tier19345 0 points1 point ago

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it's a desert locust. The funny thing is that the guy is feeding it a carrot to probably fatten it up. They are very utritious and are considered a delicasy in the middle east and in some parts of china.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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you're real name wouldn't happen to be Suzette, would it?

[–]funklamella 0 points1 point ago

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Damn - they're evolving to eat other shite:

http://i.imgur.com/Pss2Y.jpg

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Anyone else cover their wiener while looking at this. Christ, that would be a horror movie shot. To wake up and have one of those feasting on your morning wood.

[–]suddenly_spiders 0 points1 point ago

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AWWW
Fuck bunnies!
this pet is more cute, eats your carrots and doesn't lose hair around the house.

[–]militant 0 points1 point ago

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In 2nd grade I was paid a quarter for every grasshopper leg I'd eat. I'll take $5 per, on these things.

[–]bollverk 0 points1 point ago

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You were about to put on a piece of clothing used for purposes of mourning? This is the first time I have come across the word "crape" being used as a verb...

[–]ShellBell 0 points1 point ago

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Lingonberries are real. And delicious.

[–]pearcewg 0 points1 point ago

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Crapped? Or Creped?

[–]Sirtet 0 points1 point ago

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heres another one

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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[–]ironcoffin -1 points0 points ago

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comment about improper spelling not related to the post.

[–]Tarv2 -1 points0 points ago

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FUCK THAT SHIT. NSFL!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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herp? DEEEEEEEEEERRRP!!!

[–]ODIRiKRON -1 points0 points ago

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This has nothing to do with the post. The last house I lived at had a room just off of the kitchen where I had a nice leather chair, candles, my wine cooler, and a liquor rack where I kept my whiskey. I would get home from work around 1 or 2am, undo my necktie, and either browse Reddit or read, all the whilst chain-smoking cigarette after cigarette. This would last until 4am when I run out of ice cubes and realize I should head to bed. The point of this message? Cigarettes are amazing.

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

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I bet it's from Australia, has a stinger, and is extremely poisonous.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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Nope, from New Zealand and not dangerous. (Weta)

[–]EnormousCock -3 points-2 points ago

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It's a Mormon Cricket, that or some kind of cave cricket... They're frickin awesome is what they are, even if they're scary. Also, they -will- take a chunk out of your hand unless you keep them very well fed.

Damn Mormons, and your scary-ass crickets.