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[–]noonches 28 points29 points ago

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[–]sgt_shizzles 2 points3 points ago

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The worst is when the only person in the class that you can get along with completely bails on you and you realize, with growing horror, that there are an odd number of students...

...and you're going to have to pair up with the teacher.

Actually, this might explain why nobody in my smoking hot biology teacher's class ever had a partner.

[–]Golden_Kumquat 5 points6 points ago

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I feel like I'm on Tumblr...

[–]Calvert4096 6 points7 points ago

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COACH! LOOK OUT FOR THAT SPITTER!

[–]lawnninjaXD 1 point2 points ago

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I clicked on comments just so I could say that, but you beat me to it.

Have an upvote!

[–]Calvert4096 0 points1 point ago

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:D

[–]kilo4fun 13 points14 points ago

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[–]RielDealJr 6 points7 points ago

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That is slightly terrifying.

[–]FriendshipMaster 0 points1 point ago

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I AGREE, what in the sweet name of science is this clip from?!?!?

[–]kilo4fun 0 points1 point ago

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Google search "julia roberts clive owen" Result: Duplicity

[–]phoenix1909 0 points1 point ago*

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Maybe it's just me, but I couldn't quite tell that was Clive Owens from that gif, he was looking a bit peaky there

[–]kilo4fun 0 points1 point ago

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Haha, me neither but it's in the URL

[–]phoenix1909 0 points1 point ago

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Ahh, I see. All is explained. :)

[–]CCNDRY 1 point2 points ago

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...I posted the exact same thing, before you did and got downvoted.

Bah..

[–]UniqueUsername 0 points1 point ago

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Damn you beat me to it - and then made me love you again.

[–]greentangent 2 points3 points ago

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I absolutely hate when girls do that, it's as bad as duckface. I've seen this among my wife and her friends when they socialize, usually in response to something mildly amusing or totally mundane intended to be funny. I'm pretty sure there is some element of bullshit in this over the top response, something along the lines of "You aren't really funny but I'll humor you this time so you laugh like a loon the next time I try to be funny." I've worked with and socialized with these women enough to see their natural reactions to men and non-friend women in the same situations to call bullshit. Pro-tip, don't laugh at non-funny people, they get the wrong impression and won't shut up.

[–]TomorrowPlusX 7 points8 points ago

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They're baring their teeth to show dominance. Just like chimps!

[–]IntolerantShitHead 1 point2 points ago

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Here here to people being real

[–]neko 13 points14 points ago

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Wrong. Redditors always ended up having to work alone, or with the kid that was absent on the first day

[–]noonches 2 points3 points ago

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Or the teacher!

[–]PlatinumTank 9 points10 points ago

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Why is that horse so excited?

[–]benjgvps 10 points11 points ago

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Carrots were cropped out

[–]grundissimo 4 points5 points ago

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you mean waffles?

[–]DotoliTheShort -1 points0 points ago

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HAHAHAHA

[–]benjgvps 0 points1 point ago

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I somehow missed this meme... Explain please.

[–]darkscyde 3 points4 points ago

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No, meme. Just good ol' fashioned stereotypes...

[–]CarsonCity314 5 points6 points ago

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Dude said "carrots" but he meant "waffles." Shit's hilarious.

[–]JackFSquat 2 points3 points ago

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Like a Velociraptor?

[–]chocorange 5 points6 points ago

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You could fit at least 9 cocks in there

[–]Th1rtyThr33[S] 10 points11 points ago

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guess im the only redditor with a social life in that case

[–]InterMando5555 7 points8 points ago

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Seriously, I came here to say a similar thing. Why do people have to down vote those who don't share the mentality of reddit as a community of anti-social loners. We're all better than that.

[–]RandomSuffix 5 points6 points ago

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It just isn't very funny.

[–]PuddleOfGlowing 4 points5 points ago

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Exactly. "Oh look at that well ajusted, socially confident, and all around liked boy with his large circle of friends. What a knee slapper!"

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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this was more frightening than anything.

[–]MelonJelly 1 point2 points ago

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Seeing that made me think of this.

[–]JETFIRE007 1 point2 points ago

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ಠ_ಠ

Right before I go to bed.... thank you...

[–]residentr 1 point2 points ago

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They're gonna eat me!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I watched that waaay longer than I should have to figure out if there was some variation in the clips they were using.

(For the record? No. There's not.)

[–]cold12 1 point2 points ago

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Not only was the picture taken from Tumblr, but the title was as well!

[–]ac3raven 1 point2 points ago

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In my freshman year of Highschool, we had to create a model plant cell, we were forced to work in groups of two, but we could pick our team. I worked with a friend who was a procrastinator and a totally incompetent self-righteous moron. I let him screw up the project, and so when it came time to turn it in, my parents demanded that I be allowed to redo the project. Within a single day I had a better cell model than the one originally turned in, as well as all the others from my classmates.

In college I participated in a associate degree group capstone project, wherein I was the only one who did anything, and then a bachelor degree group capstone project, wherein I was 1 of 2 people who did anything.

I don't do group work anymore, because 90 percent of people I have ever met fail to measure up to my standards. That sounds harsh, but its just what I've observed.

[–]PooPooDooDoo 1 point2 points ago

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Dialogue:

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

and repeat...

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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No, it's more of the single upwards chin nod.

[–]picnicnapkin 0 points1 point ago

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Nah, more of a subtle nod.

[–]JiroJr 0 points1 point ago

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those mouths will devour humanity

[–]GimpyGomer 0 points1 point ago

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I'm more like this

[–]Spiro_Agnew 0 points1 point ago

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What? Why are people upvoting this?

[–]CCNDRY 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Lockski -2 points-1 points ago

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Seriously wrong. My projects are done in pairs. I usually get lucky by having the geniuses with me, but also the biggest dumbass in the grade too. Nope, it has never stopped being so.

[–]MagicSPA -2 points-1 points ago

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Very funny. Top marks for humour.

[–]s4g4n -4 points-3 points ago

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Can an awesome redditor insert raptor jesus into this gif?