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[–]btgarner 11 points12 points ago

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That is also why every dinosaur skeleton is found with at least one shovel.

[–]shadowguise 1 point2 points ago

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Unless it is a T-Rex. They required backhoes.

[–]robertmote 10 points11 points ago

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BECAUSE YOU TOUCH YOURSELF AT NIGHT!

[–]babycarrotman -1 points0 points ago

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Damnit! I knew someone would beat me to it. Well played, sir. Have the upvote I wish I had :(

[–]adoxographyadlibitum 7 points8 points ago

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Huh, I always thought gay marriage killed the dinosaurs.

[–]devilinpoop 6 points7 points ago

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Today I learned that dinosaurs dug their own graves.

[–]Modern_Man 4 points5 points ago

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Ripped straight from fakescience.tumblr.com.

[–]GeronimoBennett 2 points3 points ago

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well, i suppose that explains all those fossilized shovels

[–]acharmedmatrix 2 points3 points ago

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When did they add a new section to the bible?

[–]Emplate 2 points3 points ago

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[–]ddesla2 3 points4 points ago

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I'VE NEVER SEEN THIS BEFORE.

My previous statement was facetious.

[–]dcfitjar 1 point2 points ago

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Where is this from?

[–]no_frill 5 points6 points ago

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fakescience.tumblr.com it's a great site, and it would be nice if some people could link to the source instead of imgur </rant>

Edit: Formatting...not removing the rant.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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First rule of mining: don't dig straight down.

[–]missllil 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Osmotic 0 points1 point ago

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[–]hisreddit 0 points1 point ago

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And thanks to their demise we now have fossil fuels

[–]sithygoodness 0 points1 point ago

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What the hell did I just read?

[–]TheGreatNico 0 points1 point ago

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I am so damn tired of seeing this fucking image.

[–]NonsequiturSushi 0 points1 point ago

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Joke or intelliigent design propaganda...

YOU DECIDE!

[–]Garbsful 0 points1 point ago

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Never forget.

[–]j872 0 points1 point ago

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REPOST!

[–]pants428 -1 points0 points ago

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because you touch yourself at night