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How Many Xzibits... (i.imgur.com)

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[–]timbatron 161 points162 points ago

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yo dawg, i heard you like xzibit, so i put an xzibit exhibit in your xzibit exhibit so you can exhibit xzibit while xzibit exhibits xzibit's exhibit

[–]solidsharkey[S] 79 points80 points ago

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Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.

[–]Ip_man 23 points24 points ago

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This must be correct because you have upvotes.

[–]r00x 17 points18 points ago

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This is how I know what things to learn.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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If a girl likes you, jizz in her toilet.

look at that username, would I lie?

[–]r00x 8 points9 points ago

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I don't know... your upvotes so far are suggesting I should not learn this.

See how trustworthy the Internet is? It would not lead me astray.

[–]Bruce_Bruce 0 points1 point ago

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it is

[–]retinascan 1 point2 points ago

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damnit. i don't have a single original thought anymore...

[–]Gilltron4000 0 points1 point ago

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The player kicked the ball kicked the ball

[–]ktbrava 0 points1 point ago

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The player the ball kicked kicked the ball.

FTFY

[–]Gilltron4000 0 points1 point ago

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is that lil' wayne?

[–]bheilig -1 points0 points ago

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Fish Fish fish fish fish Fish fish.

[–]postsentin 32 points33 points ago

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yo dawg, i heard you like xzibit, so i put an xzibit exhibit in your xzibit exhibit so you can exhibit xzibit exhibiting xzibit while xzibit exhibits xzibit's exhibit

Made more sense to me phrased this way for some reason.

[–]thewishmaster 8 points9 points ago

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Semantic satiation set in about halfway through your version. Ow.

[–]postsentin 4 points5 points ago*

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I know right? I'm having trouble with the little [gz] consonant cluster. Keeps coming out as [kz] or [ks]. I keep devoicing.

[–]Mrwitz 3 points4 points ago

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it was the yo dawg

[–]CuatroGuava 1 point2 points ago

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It's done now then, right? Meme over?

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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We must go deeper

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points ago

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I read that 4 times before I realized you didn't fuck that up.

[–]Mechakoopa 4 points5 points ago

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Ow...

[–]DerFreigeist 2 points3 points ago

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Xzibit exhibits Xzibit exhibits exhibit exhibit Xzibit exhibits.

[–]nelsnelson 2 points3 points ago

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I was laughing uncontrollably for an entire minute while trying to read this and had to start over three times. Tears on cheeks.

[–]solidsharkey[S] 10 points11 points ago

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Did you drop your taco?

[–]TheCommentAppraiser 5 points6 points ago

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His sombrero fell off.

[–]lexi_con 0 points1 point ago

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Really? Stay away from YouTube then. There are some videos on there of men being hit in the groin that would probably cause you to laugh so hard that you might actually die.

[–]silentandfast 2 points3 points ago

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While reading that, my brain accidentally inhibited the meaning of the word exhibit.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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semantic satiation

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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yo dawg, i heard you liked xzibit exhibits, so i put an xzibit exhibit exhibit in your xzibit exhibit so you can exhibit your xzibit exhibit exhibit while xzibit exhibits your xzibit exhibit exhibit, dawg

[–]Enemii 0 points1 point ago

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Translation Party!

[–]Fruitboots 0 points1 point ago

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X gon' give it to X gon' give it to X gon' give it to X gon' give it to X gon' give it to X... and so on.

[–]decilios 0 points1 point ago

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fish fish fish fish fish.

[–]solidsharkey[S] 236 points237 points ago

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X Z I B I T I O N

[–]fretkush 105 points106 points ago

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We gotta go deeper dawg

[–]ins4n1ty 48 points49 points ago

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This meme returned with such grace.

[–]dutchbits 24 points25 points ago*

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It is doubtful that this phrase will ever reach equilibrium.

[–]MooBaloo 8 points9 points ago

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Igujibittoigujibitto!

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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Please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please

[–]groundhogsday 2 points3 points ago*

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Xzibit Xzibits I Xzibits, I want you, please please please please please please please do not see how you please please Herupuigujibitto.

[–]solidsharkey[S] 0 points1 point ago

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There's a very Japanese sort of drama embedded in that. Lady Murasaki herself could scarcely improve on it.

[–]oh_bother 1 point2 points ago

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It says it found it at "Please see me in a way that is not listed are not logged it, but it is not Igujibittoigujibitto Xzibits Xzibits."

[–]DinosaurWarlock 1 point2 points ago*

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wow I just did this with lost in translation: I am enquis in east companion, than the mine that interests, if xzibit that xzibit' the video, therefore is extended therefore of xzibit of the pagination, they can and the visualization of xzibit in xzibit of xzibit the contact the end to indicate in sequence appreciates; He indicates S edit: this is actually from Timbatron's version

[–]DinosaurWarlock 0 points1 point ago

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Then in translation party.

[–]railmaniac 1 point2 points ago

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How, for me, or I Xzibits Xzibits Igujibittoigujibitto, I want to see please use the touch for me, please please please get you?

[–]GambitRS 0 points1 point ago

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We, Igujibittoigujibitto Igujibittoigujibitto can be found in many programs.

[–]CurtisEFlush 0 points1 point ago

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You win

[–]sgrodgers10 0 points1 point ago

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If you go too deep you'll end go "Off to the coast (or GAS)" and you'll lose touch with what's real and what's not.

[–]yaharon 0 points1 point ago

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so.. much.. win..

[–]tallwill514 16 points17 points ago

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Aw man.. not fair alley-ooping your own post.

[–]AluminumFalcon3 7 points8 points ago

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X Z I - W H A T T H E F U C K

[–]marquizzo 2 points3 points ago

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I backtraced it

[–]perspectivism 0 points1 point ago

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You spelled it wrong.

[–]marquizzo 1 point2 points ago

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Darn it! You're right, I did... please don't make me do it again.

[–]whoami9 2 points3 points ago

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...yeah ok well played.

[–]Explogo 0 points1 point ago

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Xzibit would Xzibit all the Xzibits he could Xzibit if Xzibit could Xzibit Xzibits.

[–]MadLibz 0 points1 point ago

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may well be the only good use ive seen for this meme...well done sir

[–]Bixby66 24 points25 points ago

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Sometimes i wonder if he remembers fondly or regrets the day he put a car into another car.

[–]solidsharkey[S] 21 points22 points ago

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From what I hear he thinks the meme is pretty stupid, but probably doesn't give enough of a shit to regret anything.

[–]silentandfast 21 points22 points ago

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Nice try, Xzibit

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Yeah well I think his show is pretty stupid

[–]solidsharkey[S] 5 points6 points ago

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Yay! Let's all hate each other forever!

[–]AlyoshaV 11 points12 points ago

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How can you regret this?!

[–]ffn 0 points1 point ago

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. . . did he really put a car inside of another car, or are you just yanking my chain?

[–]Bixby66 0 points1 point ago

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The man's put everything into a car. Everything.

[–][deleted] 41 points42 points ago

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...So we put a meme in your memeinyourmemeinyourmemeinyourmemeinyourmemeinyourmemeinyourmeme

[–]samstr -3 points-2 points ago

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Mono

[–]I_watch_you_fap 8 points9 points ago

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Xzibit can exhibit xzibits, so xzibit exhibits exzehibt..... Oh fuck, I think I broke myself.

[–]themutedhorn 13 points14 points ago

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That was so funny I even logged in just to upvote.

[–]whitelightbrown 0 points1 point ago

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Why would you browse reddit logged out?

[–]ianmgull 12 points13 points ago

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Fucking call me crazy but I'll never get tired of this meme.

[–]Alia_of_the_Knife 3 points4 points ago

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I think its even more entertaining because Xzibit himself hates it

[–]Tredid 6 points7 points ago

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I think the only reason this meme has thrived for as long as it has, is because Xzibit himself hates it.

[–]joshhammock 5 points6 points ago

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Looks like somebody divided by Cee Lo.

[–]FTPLTL 2 points3 points ago

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Xzibit xzibit Xzibit xzibit xzibit xzibit Xzibit xzibit.

[–]JakeCameraAction 2 points3 points ago

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He'd exhibit all the exhibits that Xzibit could, if Xzibit could exhibit exhibits.

[–]InspektaDeck 2 points3 points ago

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Can't. Stop. Laughing.

[–]duffmanhb 2 points3 points ago

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The word exhibit has lost all meaning to me.

[–]p014k 2 points3 points ago

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I thought this meme was dead, but you sir have made me lol at it another time.

[–]Guitarmaggedon 3 points4 points ago

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About 13

[–]undercoveruser 3 points4 points ago

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I did the math and this redditor is correct.

[–]Qmaxx 1 point2 points ago

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Don't know why this hasn't been mentioned.

[–]muscat 1 point2 points ago

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That's really a metameme. It could be the primary visual for the yo dawg wikimeme page.

[–]Blade9450 1 point2 points ago

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Seven.

[–]KillFist29 1 point2 points ago

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This is the reason this meme was created. Super upvote.

[–]stygianstank 1 point2 points ago

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....how many boards would the mongols hoard if the mongol hordes got bored?

[–]UltraHiveMind 1 point2 points ago

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None Xzibit can't exhibit Xzibits because he is poor due to his irrelevance in pop culture other than this meme.

[–]GodofRock13 1 point2 points ago

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Is there a way i can send this to him?

[–]highzenburg 1 point2 points ago

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One. Only one.

[–]MrJ1NX 1 point2 points ago

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I want to zoom in forever.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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can geico really save you 15% or more?......does xzibit exhibit xzibits?

[–]CoolHeadedLogician 1 point2 points ago

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anybody else try to click on the image to zoom in?

[–]matzohballs 1 point2 points ago

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Can't upvote this enough.

[–]Incontext 1 point2 points ago

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Xzibits all the way down.

[–]simpsoff 0 points1 point ago

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I came here to say this and you beat me to it, upvote for you sir.

[–]agentmirrors 1 point2 points ago

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Meme critical level reached.

[–]MagicDave 3 points4 points ago

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Yo dawg!

[–]xmmmx 1 point2 points ago

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Recursive achievement unlocked!!!

[–]nelziq 1 point2 points ago

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we have a meta-meme!

[–]ferna182 1 point2 points ago

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Xzibit could exhibit no ammount of Xzibits since Xzibit couldn't exhibit Xzibits.

[–]uRprobablyagay 2 points3 points ago

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I see what you did there. Upvote for you, sir.

[–]BringTheStealth 1 point2 points ago

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There is too much awesome in that picture. I think you just broke science.

[–]jelliedbabies 0 points1 point ago

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The image resolves 8.

[–]Solaninalos 0 points1 point ago

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How many xzibitibitibits if you could throw an exhibit?

[–]an-ant 0 points1 point ago

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This is Fun!

[–]CHAMPANERIA 0 points1 point ago

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pimp my ride deeper yo dawg

[–]trogdorkiller 0 points1 point ago

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Igujibittoigujibitto!

[–]noimgoingtowin 0 points1 point ago

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my butthole hurts

[–]snuffs 0 points1 point ago

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wow this meme is what 5-6 years old? Still going strong.

[–]arbuthnot-lane 0 points1 point ago

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Are you some kinds of paparazzi, or what?

[–]lowercasepeople49 0 points1 point ago

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I'm pretty sure the joke has reached it's pinnacle right here. That's it people. Show's over. Go home.

[–]Tiqui 0 points1 point ago

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HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[–]devophill 0 points1 point ago

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This needs to be animated so bad.

[–]E-Pro 0 points1 point ago

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What's the difference between me and you?

[–]p014k 1 point2 points ago

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About five bank accounts, three ounces, and two vehicles.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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All of them

[–]Link234888 0 points1 point ago

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As many as he wanted in the time space allocated by himself.

[–]lollermittens 0 points1 point ago

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Comedy gold.

[–]CitizenLaim 0 points1 point ago

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I guess the answer is 10. as in Roman X. after the comma, there will be some zibits naturally.

[–]gid13 0 points1 point ago

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How much ground round would a hound dog hog if a ground hog was ground round?

[–]myshtuff 0 points1 point ago

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JUST ONE.

[–]triggwow 0 points1 point ago

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X gonna give it to you

[–]decamatus 0 points1 point ago

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INFINTE. Until his career is actually dead. Thank god for memes or this guy would have died with Pimp my Ride

[–]Johnnymi25 0 points1 point ago

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My head just popped

[–]no-body 0 points1 point ago

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Xzibit would exhibit all the Xzibit's Xzibit could exhibit, if Xzibit could exhibit Xzibit.

[–]lifeinneon 0 points1 point ago

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Xzibit needs to record a Shepard Tone song.

[–]SeiCalros 0 points1 point ago

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The pic and most of the responses don't seem to note that you could put another layer in there, since technically the exhibits xzibit is exhibiting are Xzibit exhibits, and not just regular exhibits.

[–]csonger 0 points1 point ago

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The answer is demonstrably zero as Xzibit is both legally and physically able to exhibit Xzibits and yet has not put on an exhibition.

[–]pogo123 0 points1 point ago

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This made me wee! Somebody has to make a forever zooming gif, PLEASE?!

[–]amoisaurusrex 0 points1 point ago

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I'm ready for the return of Xzibit meme. please. let's make it happen.

[–]jonnyboyo 0 points1 point ago

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Why is this meme not dead yet?! I laughed, but I did so with shame in my heart.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Xzibit would exhibit as many Xzibits as Xzibit could exhibit if Xzibit could exhibit Xzibits.

[–]JohnLayman 0 points1 point ago

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So, Xzibit Exhibits Xzibit Exhibits?

[–]Sweenunit 0 points1 point ago

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Yo dog, so i heard you like bad jokes...

[–]a1lazydog 0 points1 point ago

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ribbit xzibits inhibits xzibits exhibit

[–]batwing97 0 points1 point ago

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James while John had had had had had had had had had had had a better effect on the teacher.

[–]foxpawz 0 points1 point ago

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ENHANCE

[–]tallwookie -1 points0 points ago

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i dunno - 5 levels in it looks like Antoine Dodson, then it gets pixelated.

[–]MoonDaddy -1 points0 points ago

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TIL this ass-clown's name is "Xzibit."

[–]johndad -2 points-1 points ago

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infintiy x10000000000000000000000000 xzhibits ...i think.

[–]yaharon 0 points1 point ago

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Scientists in China have concluded that the maximum number of reflections in an "infinite" mirror loop is not unlimited, but 13,749. Despite efforts from many Western powers to undermine their research, China plans to build a "chop stick mirror ship" with this recently feasible technology.

[–]pantiesinabunch 0 points1 point ago

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I think that would be better stated as infini-zhibits.

[–]liime -5 points-4 points ago

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The fact that the closest Xzibit is the blurriest one bugs the shit out of me.

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