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[–]Heartnotes 138 points139 points ago

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In a nutshell, the person KatieSchneider_ is incessantly twittering at (or @) DanielTosh ... all those orange comments are from her. The "shut the fuck up" at the end is from him.

[–]mustardtiger 68 points69 points ago

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So, when someone writes @DanielTosh, it shows up as a message in DanielTosh's inbox?

[–]cLFlaVA 60 points61 points ago

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Yes, and many mobile twitter apps will notify you. I'm sure most celebrities turn off notifications like these, but somehow he saw that this moron was trying to get on his radar and responded aptly.

[–]HittingSmoke 7 points8 points ago

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Yea, most celebrities on Twitter turn them off, but it's part of his job to monitor his Twitter account. He gets feedback, video links, etc on Twitter and reads them out on his show.

[–]specialk16 12 points13 points ago

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I'm sure most celebrities don't even personally look at their twitter accounts.

[–][deleted] 26 points27 points ago

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I don't know about "most" or not but a lot of really high profile ones do and write some pretty funny stuff too.

[–]insidethesun 0 points1 point ago

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Yup, Twitter is awesome for that reason

[–]HittingSmoke 5 points6 points ago

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There's a hand full that do.

Wil Wheaton (rarely), Kevin Smith, Levar Burton, Brent Spiner

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points ago

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someone likes star wars

[–]HittingSmoke 10 points11 points ago

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ಠ_ಠ

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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What, you don't like star wars?

[–]SirRonaldofBurgundy 2 points3 points ago

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"Make it so."

--Yoda

[–]Odusei 2 points3 points ago

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Don't forget Nathan Fillion.

[–]renieri 0 points1 point ago

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And Conan.

[–]zem 0 points1 point ago

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stephen fry!

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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I used to run one. I knew a couple of the kids who ran other ones. You are correct.

[–]jerstud56 18 points19 points ago

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Think of it as "@" means "Send to:"

[–]wartexmaul 0 points1 point ago

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no, it means "at". Twitter is fucking lame.

[–]fatnino 11 points12 points ago

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twitter didn't just decide to do it this way. twitter users were doing it long before twitter just gave up and coded mentions to work that way.

[–]mikael110 26 points27 points ago

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essentially yes, all messages starting with @DanielTosh shows up in his twitter stream.

[–]YoungMoneyDemocrat 66 points67 points ago

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They actually show up on his @Mentions tab and not in his regular twitter stream (if he doesnt follow the specific user replying him)

/melvin

[–]rezloh 20 points21 points ago

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i'll thank this thread for reinforcing my decision to never open a twitter account.

[–]ShortAttentionSp 3 points4 points ago

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Ugh the phrase "twitter stream" just sounds so....wrong.

[–]whiteboy1190 8 points9 points ago

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No it doesn't.

[–]breakbread 21 points22 points ago

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considering it's entirely subjective, I'd say both of you are right!

[–]whiteboy1190 4 points5 points ago

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Exactly. I really have no opinion on the matter, I just couldn't resist.

[–]frodokun 5 points6 points ago

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A simple block will remove them from the inbox and stop generating notifications.

[–]greg25 8 points9 points ago

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Think of it as her writing on his facebook wall... if that helps.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

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I want to twitter all over your facebook.

[–]EXL8FALLEN 17 points18 points ago

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hey (off topic) whats the difference between @danieltosh @epicjokes or #epicjokes, #danieltosh? wtf is the # symbol for

[–]Sicks3144 17 points18 points ago*

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'#something' means that your tweet is on the topic of "something", easily grouped together with other tweets including the same hashtag.

E.g. a tweet about soccer might include #soccer .. or #football, you yank bastards.

[–]EXL8FALLEN 10 points11 points ago

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ahh makes sense. LOL after learning about the @ tag and the # tag. the conversations dont look AS stupid. but they still kinda are

[–][deleted] 30 points31 points ago

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@EXL8FALLEN, what is #reallystupid is when #idiots post shit on other websites like @reddit using these. Some people apparently think all websites work with twitter.

[–]cLFlaVA 114 points115 points ago

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@EXL8FALLEN, what is #reallystupid is when #idiots post shit on other websites like @reddit using these. Some people apparently think all we

FTFY.

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points ago

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Best "FTFY" ever.

[–]renieri 0 points1 point ago

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@EXL8FALLEN, what's #reallystupid is when #idiots post on sites like @reddit because most social sites allow xposts- annoying as fuck. #FTFY

[–]Def-Star 12 points13 points ago

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that is an 'octothorpe'

[–]klparrot 8 points9 points ago

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No, it's the hash sign.

[–]klparrot 6 points7 points ago

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No, it's the pound sign.

[–]klparrot 9 points10 points ago

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No, it's the number sign.

[–]Def-Star 13 points14 points ago

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No, it's a tic-tac-toe board.

[–]WinShark 0 points1 point ago

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No, it's the tic tac toe board.

[–]sup3rsh3ep 13 points14 points ago

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No, it's too late

[–]thetoastmonster 9 points10 points ago

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No, that's £

[–]bboland 0 points1 point ago

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Somebody drinks too much Snapple.

thisguy

[–]Def-Star 1 point2 points ago*

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EDIT: deleted inappropriate mother insult.

Disregard, I suck cock (and drink too much snapple).

[–]Wyvryn 5 points6 points ago

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iirc, the # is like a tag. If a bunch of users post with the same #'s, then it will appear in the trending topics list.

[–]EXL8FALLEN 0 points1 point ago

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Oh i see. they have a trends list. I was like how did people all get together and decide that is what they would use.

[–]SonjaElen 6 points7 points ago

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So Twitter is trying to reinvent IRC?

[–]lezlieprapra 0 points1 point ago

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basically, yeah.

[–]nurta 0 points1 point ago

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It's how hackers talk when they don't want to be overheard. It's a pretty primitive chat program.

[–]BeefPieSoup 0 points1 point ago

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Thanks for the explanation. Now I am amused.

[–]cpp_is_king 12 points13 points ago

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I found that twitter is only useful for creating a personalized news stream that is exactly tailored to your interests. Imagine reddit, but where all the posts were official straight-from-the-horses-mouth posts for exactly the set of companies / people you care about.

For example, I work in the video games industry, so it's important to stay up to date with all the things different companies have going on, announcements, etc. So I subscribe to the twitter feed for every company I can think of, plus major review sites, and things like that. This way whenever I log in, I see exactly the shit I care about and it's pushed to me, I dont' have to go checking 800 different websites to find it all.

You can post messages yourself, but to be honest nobody gives a shit about what I have to say, so I just don't use that part of it.

[–]PPSF 1 point2 points ago

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Isn't that what RSS feeds are for?

[–]thealliedhacker 0 points1 point ago

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That's basically what twitter is; it's RSS blogging.

[–]cpp_is_king 0 points1 point ago

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Sort of, but when was the last time you saw a way to subscribe via RSS to individual companies news updates?

[–]clownparade 10 points11 points ago

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i thought i was the only one, i always felt old

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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don't feel bad, I have never used twitter.

[–]VoxNihilii 1 point2 points ago

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Image the stupidest shit system possible. You've got it.

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]VoxNihilii 9 points10 points ago

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You're close. Now add a 140 character limit to everything, so every piece of commentary in the world becomes a hasty text message.

[–][deleted] 162 points163 points ago

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A pretty clear case of trolling to get on his show.

Seems like Daniel Tosh was aware of this.

[–]TrashySamurai 0 points1 point ago

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Thats exactly what I thought. It seemed like he got a case of the trolls.

[–]the_fewer_desires 218 points219 points ago

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I was in the front row when Daniel Tosh performed at my college, probably in 2000 or 2001. I had to pee so badly, but was afraid to get up, being in the front row. At one point, I just had to go. As a get up, he heckles me because he was apparently talking about "ox balls" and suggested that I had had enough of his filthy humor and drew the line at "ox balls." When I got back, he just gave me a nod. Nice guy, funny show.

[–]TehNoff 126 points127 points ago

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I was on the board that brought him to my college two years ago. I even did the introduction.

Anyway, we had a short little meet and greet before hand where he signed stuff. He was really nice about it. While the opener was performing I watched him backstage, where he was reading stuff on his phone and pacing. I assume he was going over some stuff before he went on. Either way, you could tell he took his work seriously.

After the show he stayed and took pictures with fans, which was super cool because that wasn't in his contract so it was not required in any way.

Nice guy, don't really watch the show.

[–]sdtwo 63 points64 points ago

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I watched a live taping of Tosh.0 and I was also surprised by his work ethic. He was still funny and cracking jokes, but treated his audience really respectfully, as well as his crew. He was always willing to retry takes and overall seemed like he would be fine to work with. Pretty big fan of the guy now.

[–]Ty_Man 41 points42 points ago

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I think Tosh.0 is a pretty cool guy. eh does comedy and doesn't afraid of anything.

[–]goats 232 points233 points ago

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When I was younger I got roped into watching my 3 month old niece while my sister got her hair done. So when there I am, sitting in the waiting area of a hair salon with my niece, and who walks in but Daniel Tosh.

I was nervous as shit, and just kept looking at him as he read a magazine and waited, but was too scared to say anything to him. Pretty soon though my niece started crying, and I'm trying to quiet her down because I don't want her to bother Daniel, but she wouldn't stop. Pretty soon he gets up and walks over. He started running his hands through her hair and asked what was wrong. I replied that she was probably hungry or something. So Daniel put down his magazine, picked up my niece and lifted his shirt. He breast fed her right there in the middle of a hair salon. Nice guy, funny show.

[–]disgustingcomment 13 points14 points ago

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When I was younger I watched his TV show, Tosh.0. This was last week.

[–]Helmet_Icicle 7 points8 points ago

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Dare I say Tosh might take Reeves' route?

[–]MangoScango 1 point2 points ago

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Actually that sounds about right

[–]toxicityj 2 points3 points ago

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He replied to one of my tweets once. I didn't know much about him at the time (because the show hadn't been on long..maybe a few eps in). He made a Miami Dolphins reference and I asked him if he was a 'phins fan and he replied back with "For Life". I felt a bond with sir tosh.

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[–]thesoppywanker 65 points66 points ago

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I watched his TV show a few dozen times. Nice guy, funny show.

[–]slowjerkdotgif 1 point2 points ago

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much to my surprise, thinking he would be some lame talk soup entertainment tonight guy but with internet videos I had already seen 6 million years ago, he's actually really funny. and maybe, just maybe, not gay.

[–]soccerman 2 points3 points ago

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I saw him at a college show too. Tosh was tearing into one guy who was wearing a vest without a shirt or anything under it

[–]Prometheusx 3 points4 points ago

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You should have replied, "I have to go drain my ox balls."

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago*

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Contrary to what I believed from about age 5 til 8, pee doesn't come out of your balls, sir.

[–]Prometheusx 8 points9 points ago

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HE WAS GOING TO GO JERK OFF IN THE BATHROOM!

[–]IvoryCoats 1 point2 points ago

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Didn't he give you a free cd because he didn't want you to worry about it.?

[–]the_fewer_desires 5 points6 points ago

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Unfortunately no free stuff.

[–]jasonjulias 152 points153 points ago

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The fuck...

@danieltosh coooooll, we had a good relationship for a couple weeks now but all of a sudden no reply?

@danieltosh you like to lead people on and then you crush them..../:

@danieltosh will daddy be home later? i didnt quite see you grab your crotch.

@danieltosh if you reply tonight, i wont kill myself. no pressure (:

[–][deleted] 98 points99 points ago

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Hey, he replied! That must mean he cares.

[–]Fyzzle 64 points65 points ago

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Mrs. Tosh

Mrs. Tosh

Mrs. Daniel Tosh

[–]chillmandan 6 points7 points ago

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Mrs. Tosh.0

[–]mikemcg 9 points10 points ago

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Would their first born be Tosh.1?

[–]catsfive 0 points1 point ago

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Tosher.

[–]barrettj 31 points32 points ago

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That girl is clearly CRAZY - her emoticons are all backwards.

[–]ThePriceIsRight 14 points15 points ago

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I know a lot of people who do this. It evolved from MSN, in order to avoid having your emotes turn into those stupid fucking faces you have to put it backwards.

[–]victordavion 1 point2 points ago

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I've noticed a lot of girls do backwards emoticons...

Probably has something to do with the fact that even intelligent girls will incessantly use "type talk" in their messages (Having a gr8 day?, me2!, etc)

[–]mikemcg 9 points10 points ago

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I think it may stem from heavy instant messenger use. Backwards emoticons aren't turned into those gaudy smiley pictures.

[–]SpruceCaboose 7 points8 points ago

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@danieltosh if you reply tonight, i wont kill myself. no pressure (:

Wow. Someone should have reported this as threats against herself. Maybe that would learn her that making light of threats/cries for help is a stupid, childish thing to do.

[–]WhatsAMaWhoosIt 47 points48 points ago

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I saw Tosh live in Cincy over the winter and a member of the crowd screamed "I love you Daniel Tosh!" his response was "And I feel little to nothing for you!" I love his interactions with fans. Almost funnier than his stand-up routine.

[–]etotheix 23 points24 points ago

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One of my friends saw him live and someone in the audience shouted "I love you Daniel Tosh!" to which he replied nonchalantly, "You know, it would make no difference in my live if you just dropped dead later tonight." and started his routine.

[–]trisweb 88 points89 points ago

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Respect for Daniel Tosh unaffected.

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[–]matttebbetts 3 points4 points ago

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What is the point of all these "parody accounts" on Twitter? And people really follow them... wtf? Is it the real Dave or not?

[–]Vertigo666 22 points23 points ago

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No it isn't.

[–]trevdak2 92 points93 points ago

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I'm a Guy Who Spends Way Too Much Time on the Internet, and I've usually seen about 90% of the videos that Tosh puts on his show, but I will say that the commentary and web redemptions make it worthwhile.

Edit: oh god, I sound like a hipster at the beginning of that. Umm... ummm... I WEAR LOOSE JEANS AND LISTEN TO BANDS YOU'VE ALREADY HEARD OF.

[–]splendidtree 60 points61 points ago

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I HATE PBR AND NONE OF MY SHIRTS ARE SILK SCREENED

[–]srowland 54 points55 points ago

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MY GLASSES ARE FROM PEARLE VISION AND I HAVE MULTIPLE GEARS ON MY BIKE

[–]thebillgonadz 43 points44 points ago

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I DON'T WEAR A SCARF IN JULY. IN FACT I NEVER WEAR A SCARF.

[–]PaperStreetSoap 32 points33 points ago*

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ALL OF MY SHIRTS HAVE COLLARS THAT FIT SNUGLY AROUND MY NECK AND WHEN I GO TO CONCERTS I TOTALLY ENJOY MYSELF

[–]stop___grammar_time 24 points25 points ago

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I LISTEN TO MAINSTREAM MUSIC ON THE RADIO.

[–][deleted] 28 points29 points ago

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THRIFT STORES? THATS OK I CAN AFFORD SEARS.

[–]tikiporch 8 points9 points ago

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I'M GETTING IN ON THIS MEME WHILE ITS POPULAR!

[–]duckinferno 3 points4 points ago

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meta.

[–]toxicityj 6 points7 points ago

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I HATED IT WHEN IT WAS ON VINYL

[–]RageKage 3 points4 points ago

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I SMOKE A MAINSTREAM BRAND OF CIGARETTES THAT AREN'T IMPORTED.

[–]WouldYouTurnMeOn 5 points6 points ago

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Why exactly did you capitalize all the words on that first line? Is this a thing?

[–]trevdak2 14 points15 points ago

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It's a title.

Guy Who Spends Way Too Much Time on the Internet

GWSWTMTI for short.

[–]eightyfour 0 points1 point ago

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He Spends Way Too Much Time Making Ads on The Internet.

[–]Airball 35 points36 points ago

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Doesn't he look amazingly similar to that Jeff Lewis real estate douchebag from "Flipping Out"? They should fight to the death, but it's a fixed fight and Tosh kills him.

[–]shnuffy 5 points6 points ago

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I hate that guy and I love that show!

[–]Airball 2 points3 points ago

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Dysfunction is almost as entertaining as comedy I agree. Still...who would you rather have as a friend? If one HAD to die, who would you choose?

[–]CynicalTyler 1 point2 points ago

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That's a tough question. Jeff Lewis would make you feel like shit, but might decorate your house. Tosh would make you laugh, but would probably sack tap you constantly.

[–]omnithrope 1 point2 points ago

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Who is "that" and which show is "that"?

[–]allscan 1 point2 points ago

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There can be only one

[–]Airball 0 points1 point ago

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lol. One of them can go into Voiceovers. Cause that really happened.

[–]MightyMinneapolis 35 points36 points ago

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Thanks crazy stalker girl, you've managed to make me feel feelings of empathy towards dan tosh.

[–]bersh 71 points72 points ago

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and for that we thank you.

[–]DDRConrad 0 points1 point ago

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bersh.0

[–]djexploit 10 points11 points ago

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My little sister was doing this to justin beiber. She really had no clue how twitter worked. She would keep posting where she was and telling justin to come visit. I finally had to turn her into my parents, and she's no longer allowed on twitter until she's 18.

[–]skameeto 2 points3 points ago

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She now uses an antiquated form of twitter, called a journal.

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[–]logrusmage 58 points59 points ago

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The whole show is based off social media. The dude is essentially paid to show people funny youtube clips on a green screen.

[–]hmchl 83 points84 points ago

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The dude is literally paid to show people funny youtube clips on a green screen.

FTFY

[–]jasonellis 64 points65 points ago

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That is true, but the funny part is his commentary. I could watch popular videos online all I want, but I watch Tosh.0 so that I can hear his comedic take on the videos. He is hilarious, IMHO.

[–]shwinnebego 2 points3 points ago

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I think his canned jokes about the youtube videos (that his writers, not him, are likely responsible for) aren't that funny. But when Tosh does sketches and other routines, he is fucking hilarious.

[–]catcradle5 5 points6 points ago

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I agree. The commentary generally isn't that great, but just about every sketch/interview with people is very well done.

[–]shwinnebego 1 point2 points ago

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Yeah he should really fire his writers.

[–]kyle90 7 points8 points ago

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His writers are Youtube comments sorted by "best", I think.

[–]Spacecow 7 points8 points ago

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Well, there's quite a bit of filmed segments recreating videos, interviewing people, etc. as well. I don't mean to be a dick, but I'm curious if you've watched a full show.

[–]hmchl 4 points5 points ago

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I love the show, and have watched all of them once, and most multiple times.

My post was merely a joke, but I stand by it. A large portion of the show is spent viewing and commenting on Youtube (and other Internet) videos.

I think it is fair to say that he is paid to show Youtube videos. (And, I don't think there is anything at all wrong with that.)

[–]Spacecow 0 points1 point ago

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Fair enough! Although I still think it's much more accurate/fair to say "essentially paid to..." as in the original comment instead of "literally" :)

[–]Slippery_Slope_Guy 0 points1 point ago

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I think it is fair to say that he is paid to show Youtube videos. (And, I don't think there is anything at all wrong with that.)

I suppose that's fair for half or two-thirds of the show. There are also skits and interviews which are usually very funny.

[–]tommydubya 10 points11 points ago

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Shut the fuck up.

[–]m4n715 1 point2 points ago

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He also makes jokes and does stupid stuff that we all want to try, but can't because we don't have a budget.

[–]fx2600 25 points26 points ago

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So he's pretty much a CNN anchor?

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points ago

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Now for the RANDOM MOMENT OF THE DAY

[–]LunarMeow 0 points1 point ago

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He actually does a lot of pretty great stuff. Like running through a giant flaming hoop running down a hill. Chopping office supplies in half with a greatsword. Multiple electrocutions... inappropriate touch tuesdays...And multiple humiliatingly awesome costumes. Have you even watched the show? Dude's hilarious.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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I find it odd that on his show he encourages people to Tweet him.

Really? The Daily Show encourages it, Colbert encourages it, in fact I could list a few dozen shows that encourage it (not to mention every single show on any cable news network). Tosh might mention it a little more often because his is a show about the Internet, but it's not rare in the slightest.

[–]Lampmonster1 0 points1 point ago

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I find it funny that he always reads the best insults about his show and himself. Guy understands comedy. The tiem when he was reading what everyone was going to do for the summer I about hurt myself laughing.

[–]p014k 4 points5 points ago

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That's what I would do, I would STFU!

[–]Munsey 1 point2 points ago

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this made my day

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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Nice guy, funny show.

[–]laos101 2 points3 points ago

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Her reply:

@danieltosh I know your joking, love you too

[–]HeroOfCanton 12 points13 points ago

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Im gonna go ahead and be that guy:

Whoever made this image repeated a few statuses to fill the background. Compare upper left to lower right, look at the times. For shame.

Still fuckin funny though.

[–]maxp0wah 2 points3 points ago

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And for that we thank you

[–]erebar 2 points3 points ago

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You make me laugh.

In the same hour:

You make me lol.

As if the two are distinctly separate, and both need to be said.

[–]pinchealeman 3 points4 points ago

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[–]Michichael 4 points5 points ago

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Tosh.0 - AKA "Last year, on the Internet..."

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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True enough. Also, his FB page is basically "what was on Reddit/Digg a few nights ago."

However, not everyone reads sites like Reddit/Digg to kill time. I'd say for a majority of his viewer base, the videos are "new."

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I'm on Reddit all the time and out of the few shows I've seen there were definitely a few videos I'd missed.

Even people who spend a lot of time online probably aren't just looking at videos of people falling or pictures of cats.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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Better Tosh.0 than CNN.

[–]thatoneguylol 1 point2 points ago

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Much respect for Tosh, bonus points for having a hawt gf.

[–]LlammaPandaCat 0 points1 point ago

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Really?

[–]GrinningPariah 1 point2 points ago

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Did anyone else think of Stan by Eminem?

[–]appmanga 1 point2 points ago

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That's the way to let her down easy.

[–]nunsrevil 1 point2 points ago

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Tosh is awesome. I asked him if he would reply to me so I could brag to my friends. He replied No.

[–]Shins 1 point2 points ago

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To be fair, twitter is pretty stalker-friendly.

[–]Moogel 1 point2 points ago

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Would you ever date a fan?

[–]rankao 1 point2 points ago

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Fuck that. You leave them on night and the next morning you're dead.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Twitter is the shit once you get the hang of it.

[–]Davo1073 1 point2 points ago

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Maybe this was all a big promo for Twitter but thanks anyway - I've never known what all those symbols mean.

[–]dmazin 1 point2 points ago

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I saw Daniel Tosh live in 2008. The best part of the show was that he decided to end the show with just a random one-liner: "I don't date girls from China. That is a big red flag."

[–]draivaden 1 point2 points ago

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This is the first thing Tosh has done that earns my respect. its begrudging, but its there. alittle bit.

[–]SirRonaldofBurgundy 1 point2 points ago

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Some people don't know it, because of Tosh.0 and whatnot, but Daniel Tosh is both hilarious and the man.

[–]KodyPalmer 1 point2 points ago

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This is why I love Daniel Tosh.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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Now, let's hope reddit doesn't go psycho-vigilant and ruin this girl's life.

[–]Herpes_Tuxedo 6 points7 points ago

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Reddit = 4chan?

[–]Zao1[!] 12 points13 points ago

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At least 50% crossover.

...at least

[–]redline582 5 points6 points ago

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Dear Reddit,

You make me feel like a natural woman.

xoxo

Redline582

[–][deleted] 33 points34 points ago

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Shut the fuck up

[–]quixoticat 3 points4 points ago

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[–]ViaNocturna 4 points5 points ago

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Tosh is funny as hell. Love the guy and his stand up.

[–]underture 3 points4 points ago

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Fuck, I hate twitter.

[–]jamespetersen 4 points5 points ago

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Daniel Tosh is kind of annoying sometimes, other times it's worth it though.

[–]Fyzzle 9 points10 points ago

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He has some great writers on that show though.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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i can see some things on the show being annoying maybe, but his stand up is pretty damn funny

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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It's all done in character, remember that before you try to criticize him for using profanity on an irritating 15 year old Internet stalker.

[–]brianbrianbrian 26 points27 points ago

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Not even certain that IS a 15 year old.

[–]NaggerGuy 53 points54 points ago

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That's what I told the judge...

[–]swiftfoottim 4 points5 points ago

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It's Chris Hansen taking his personal crusade to celebrities!

[–]alienangel2 18 points19 points ago

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Wait, is there anyone who is actually in the thread upset that he reacted like that?

I have no idea who he is, but it seems the correct response.

[–]maddawg579 6 points7 points ago

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That person is very clearly trying to get on his show via twitter. He shows funny tweets on every episode. This girl is saying anything she can to get on. I would say the exact same thing if some annoying girl was posting pointless tweets on my account every 30 seconds.

[–]Tonda06 0 points1 point ago

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shit, i'd be happy that he'd reply

[–]NeroStrike 0 points1 point ago

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First thing I thought of.

[–]joe_craw 0 points1 point ago

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lol "Who's your favorite sassy black actress?"

[–]unitconversion 0 points1 point ago

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[–]ifihadasister 0 points1 point ago

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stfu means yes

[–]vetalavalo 0 points1 point ago

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That's.... creepy...