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Bitch, I'm on a tractor. (gif) (i.imgur.com)
submitted 1 year ago by JustTrollingYou
[–]megamuncher 202 points203 points204 points 1 year ago
Get off my land, you peace loving beatniks
[–]ShadyG 152 points153 points154 points 1 year ago
"I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it." -- Jack Handy
[–]ron3090 37 points38 points39 points 1 year ago
"In the game of chess you can never let your opponent see your pieces."
--Zapp Brannigan
[–]kylewelte 8 points9 points10 points 1 year ago
In the end, they crumbled like a house of soufflé cards.
[–]JeddHampton 17 points18 points19 points 1 year ago
"If we hit that bull's eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate."
[–]bhal123 17 points18 points19 points 1 year ago
"When I take action, I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt. It's going to be decisive." -- President George W. Bush, Newsweek, Sep 24, 2001
[–]GLAMARKY -25 points-24 points-23 points 1 year ago
Obligatory Jack Handy upvote.
[–]deceve -3 points-2 points-1 points 1 year ago
I'm downvoting both of you for misspelling Jack Handey.
[–]sdub86 -7 points-6 points-5 points 1 year ago*
Obligatory downvote for being that guy. (We have to stop doing this, Reddit)
[–]GLAMARKY -13 points-12 points-11 points 1 year ago
Obligiprocation.
[–][deleted] -12 points-11 points-10 points 1 year ago
(We have to stop doing this, Reddit)
So you become a part of the problem?
[–]iamBillCosby 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
and not a single fuck was given that day.
[–]Naberius 68 points69 points70 points 1 year ago
Country fans really turned on the Dixie Chicks after they dissed Bush.
[–]cutthedayshort 19 points20 points21 points 1 year ago
I read this in Bob Saget's voice.
[–]magoh 7 points8 points9 points 1 year ago
I read your comment in Tom Bergeron's voice.
[–]Yargyarg 22 points23 points24 points 1 year ago
As a result of our failing school system I was unable to read your comment.
[–]my79spirit 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
I read yours with Daisy Fuentes, briefly laughing benignly in the background.
[–]Jafit 58 points59 points60 points 1 year ago
Well girls are indeed icky, this seems like a reasonable course of action.
[–]Hastyr 36 points37 points38 points 1 year ago
We must prevent the spread of cooties at all costs.
[–]foxomo 28 points29 points30 points 1 year ago
We must construct additional tractors.
[–]Jubber 8 points9 points10 points 1 year ago
Spawn more overtractors.
[–]sirukin 7 points8 points9 points 1 year ago
Not enough petroleum gas!
[–][deleted] 122 points123 points124 points 1 year ago*
Afterward, she left him and left behind a John Deere letter.
[–]drphungky 18 points19 points20 points 1 year ago*
Oh man, hate to do it, but the country boy in me is screaming to get out:
FTFY
Edit: Your correction makes me happy, but I just realized you could've been making a hidden double entendre there, what with leaving behind a John Deer *letter* because the e was missing. Oh what cleverness. If it wasn't your intent, you totally should have claimed that.
[–][deleted] 12 points13 points14 points 1 year ago
You did the right thing.
[–]drphungky 8 points9 points10 points 1 year ago
Wow, I totally missed your username. Talk about oblivious.
Although I guess it was technically a spelling error, not grammar. So I don't feel completely moronic.
[–]SwampySoccerField -5 points-4 points-3 points 1 year ago
You two are so sweet. Now let me stop the 'HEY I COMMENTED ON YOUR SWEET MOMENT, GIVE ME KARMA' train before it gets started.
Please, don't give me karma for my statement. Its the duty of each Redditor to cockblock the karma train before it gets started.
[–][deleted] 7 points8 points9 points 1 year ago
I chortled audibly.
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
Is there any other way?
[–]vcuauhtemoc 3 points4 points5 points 1 year ago
You know you really aren't considering the deaf population.
[–]jackface337 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
If a deaf person chortles in the woods, does anyone hear it?
True, because the context is simpler than that. Chortling, by definition, is a sound. So... "audible chortling" is (as pointed out by Willis13579) a bit of a pleonasm, which is what I was poking fun at. ;-)
[–]thenumber28[] 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
food for thought, in chinese there aren't any verbs that necessarily imply their completion, like in english. accompanying words have to be added to indicate completion.
Hmm... I've also heard that Chinese doesn't have verb tenses, and that temporality is expressed through context. I'm actually interested in learning Mandarin, though I'm still short on gumption at this point. :-/
[–]vcuauhtemoc -1 points0 points1 point 1 year ago
I dunno, I think this definition was made without the consultation of any deaf lexicographers, and thus is biased. I'd bet different sounding laughs also correspond to different sounding facial expressions.
I think you're missing the point. Being able to hear or not isn't relevant to the joke.
By definition, chortling makes a sound, whether there is someone to hear it or not. To specify that the chortling is audible implies that there might exist a kind of chortling that would be inaudible, but English already has a word for that: silence.
Let's take hearing out of it, to avoid confusion. Suppose I describe a cat as "sitting statically"; it's another pleonasm, because the implication that something could sit, but not be at rest, is nonsense, making the adjective redundant. Whether there's anyone to observe the cat, or whether the cat can move, isn't significant.
[–]vcuauhtemoc 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
I saw the word joke. I hoped that you had also remembered that my response was a continuation of that joke.
Shit, mang, I think I mistakenly took your first comment seriously.
Stereotypes are bad, blah blah blah, but I swear to whatever-you-hold-holy, every deaf person I've met so far (not that many, but still) has had a stick up their ass about hearing vs non-hearing. Consequently, when someone makes reference to deafness not being taking into consideration in some cultural context, I simply assume they are doing so in earnest.
Egg, and my face, are in alignment. (stolen from Moss, The IT Crowd)
[–]Willis13579 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
Humorous pleonasm.
[–][deleted] -1 points0 points1 point 1 year ago
Wait, are you explaining JokersAndClowns' comment to me in earnest? Surely it was clear that my previous comment was rhetorical, or...? Is this some kind of meta-troll? :-]
[–]down_vote_magnet 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago
I say we stay here and keep saving our money for the worm farm.
[–][deleted] 1 year ago
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John Deere
[–]Snufflesaur -1 points0 points1 point 1 year ago
Dumb and Dumber did it.
[–]Dark1000 66 points67 points68 points 1 year ago
Bitch, I'm a tractor.
[–]aldt 20 points21 points22 points 1 year ago
That's how I read it initially. Far less coherent, far more appropriate.
[–]Bitch_IAmA_Bus 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago
Ugh, this meme is so overused these days...
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
Yeah, he could at least have gotten the original quote right. It wasn't "Bitch im on a Bus" that isn't even really funny.
[–]gettinginfocus 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
Relevant: http://www.theonion.com/articles/5yearold-wants-to-be-a-tractor-when-she-grows-up,2481/
[–]niggerdick -17 points-16 points-15 points 1 year ago
CUNT, I'M A TRACTOR.
Hey, you guys are okay with "bitch", right?
[–]JrMint 34 points35 points36 points 1 year ago
No need to be vulgar, niggerdick.
[–]Emmo213 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
I upvoted you for the insulting name, then realized it was his actual name. Either way, win-win.
Not having a go at you, but can we please stop announcing our votes to the world? They contribute nothing and are an evident plea for votes from people who think similarly (most of reddit, usually)
Not having a go at you
I'm confused, did you upvote or downvote him?
Neither, actually.
[–]diddy0071 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
I'll upvote for tha--wait, fuck.
Ooooooh, nearly!
[–]Emmo213 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
You're probably right. In this case I said so because if it wasn't for the fact that JrMint actually said niggerdick I never would have looked at OP username.
[–]JustTrollingYou[S] 161 points162 points163 points 1 year ago
They see me rollin.
[–]jaylem 70 points71 points72 points 1 year ago
They hatin'
[–]skyride 48 points49 points50 points 1 year ago
and oh its apparent i'm too white and nerdy.
[–]RustyRobot 38 points39 points40 points 1 year ago
Move bitch! Get out the way, get out the way bitch! Get out the way!!!
[–]madwickedguy 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
patrolin and tryin to catch me ridin dirty....
[–]Ghostalker474 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
tryin to catch me ridin dirty...
[–]The_Dirty_Carl 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
Get off my back.
[–]dammitmanion 3 points4 points5 points 1 year ago
Since these girls peepin me I'ma glide and swerve, these hookers lookin so hard they straight hit the curb
[–]guyinatrashcan 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago
| They see me trollin'
[–]numbernumber99 -1 points0 points1 point 1 year ago
Relevant!
This is what I thought the link was going to show in the first place.
[–][deleted] 29 points30 points31 points 1 year ago
"Move bitch" version is better.
[–]madwickedguy 3 points4 points5 points 1 year ago
get out the way!
[–]drphungky 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
Get out the way bitch!
[–]coffinrehearsal -2 points-1 points0 points 1 year ago
Bitch move!
FTFY.
[–]Endemoniada 21 points22 points23 points 1 year ago
Bitch, I'm on a tractor! - The 60s edition.
[–]OldTimeGentleman 6 points7 points8 points 1 year ago
That episode made me scream out loud. My neighbours must have thought I was a psychopath.
[–]Endemoniada 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago
I just sat gasping for a few seconds, and then I burst into uncontrollable laughter. Never in a million years could I have imagined a scene like that in Mad Men. Hysterical. Loved it :)
[–]line10gotoline10 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
Holy CRAP I have to come back to watching this show. What season is THAT?
[–]Endemoniada 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
Season 3, around episode 5-6 I think.
[–]snadfox 6 points7 points8 points 1 year ago
step 1: track reddit front page imgur links for a week step 2: repost in 8 months step 3: profit step 4: repeat, own reddit front page
i'm too lazy to do this myself, probably since i don't actually understand this hubub about 'karma'
[–]opsbabe 16 points17 points18 points 1 year ago
Actually its a gator. sorry.
[–]yesac2004 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
Came here to say that
/Farmer Melvin
[–]NiceGuysFinishLast 3 points4 points5 points 1 year ago
I bet the Dad got in more trouble for laughing his ass off than the kid did for doing it...
[–]smn 8 points9 points10 points 1 year ago
Bitches love tractors
[–]niggerdick -15 points-14 points-13 points 1 year ago
Cunts love tractors
Niggers love tractors
lol. I'm getting the hang of this.
[–]BathroomEyes 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
actually, no you're really not.
[–]niggerdick -3 points-2 points-1 points 1 year ago
Teach me, BathroomEyes. Teach me the ways of your clever jokes. Train me in the ways of comedy. Take me under your wing like you did for George Carlin.
[–]BathroomEyes 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
i don't feed trolls
[–]niggerdick -2 points-1 points0 points 1 year ago
I'll pay you money. I'm sure you can really educate me on what passes as good humor.
[–]overridemymind 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
Oh, no. We're not falling for your tricks this time, Mr. Mencia.
[–]Angusgrim 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago
I don't care how many times that gif gets re-posted, its funny EVERY SINGLE TIME, and will continue to be.
Having been a little brother to two older sisters, god bless this young man.
[–]drunkcowofdeath 7 points8 points9 points 1 year ago
Sigh.... all I can see is one of those kids getting their ankle broken when the tractor drives over it.
I'm always paranoid when it comes to gifs like these.
[–]SnacklePop 4 points5 points6 points 1 year ago
The first time I watched it, I was just hoping the little girl wouldn't get ran over.
The second time I watched it, I laughed very loudly.
[–]sarlcagan 4 points5 points6 points 1 year ago
Love the laugh at the end!
[–]JustTrollingYou[S] 8 points9 points10 points 1 year ago
AWWWWW YEAHHHHHHHHH
[–]steroidsthrowaway 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
Same here. That maniac grin cracked me up.
[–]val_kyrie -1 points0 points1 point 1 year ago
Supervillain in the making. Now he just needs a nemesis and a sweet costume. And a lair. Every villain needs a lair.
[–]Daeroth 3 points4 points5 points 1 year ago
God damn hippies!
[–]LucienReeve 3 points4 points5 points 1 year ago
What a ghastly little boy.
[–]ammderlu 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
Trailer Park Boys -- The Early Years.
[–]GeorgeForemanGrillz 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
Future Ford F350/H3 driving scumbag.
[–]DoctorBaconite 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
What you don't see is the little girls leg getting mutilated by the underside of the riding mower.
[–]horth 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
Looks more like a John Deere, Gator to me...
I want some kids.
oh, and a million dollars (not exaggerating).
[–]nats15 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
Fuckin city folk. How can you not know the difference between a tractor and a fucking Gator.
[–]deflective 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago
as mentioned last time this was posted, start this song in the background then watch the gif
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 1 year ago
you do know he got his ass kicked by his sisters afterwards, of course. double teamed him. it is what sisters do.
[–]nyxerebos 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
disclaimer: nonsexual and silly
[–]enken90 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE:RE
[–]NonAmerican 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
And I dupe your posts.
You mean the gif keeps repeating?
[–]hermes369 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
Sorry:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvR6d08L3nc&feature=youtube_gdata_player
[–]CylonInALabcoat 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
/steers into girl at the end.
[–]CRoswell 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
I'm on a tractor. Plowing fields and shit!
Moving that soil, getting seeds all WET.
This ain't New York, this is rural as it gets.
[–]Eurynom0s 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
God dammit, I thought this was "Bitch, I'm not a tractor," and was going to make a McCoy joke. But no, now we can't have nice things.
[–]stealthmodeactive 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
i always hated the ultra lame toys i got when i was a kid when my brother got fucking awesome remote-controlled shit and THINGS YOU CAN RIDE IN! fucking dolls and fake hair-blow dryers.
[–]borick -1 points0 points1 point 1 year ago
I keep saving funny pics to my funny pics folder. But the file-names have never overlapped. I have like almost 1,000 and not once have I had to overwrite a file. I attribute this to reddit's old link detection system as most of my images come from reddit. I like stories.
[–]spindash 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
Nothin' runs over bitches like a Deer.
[–]nopokejoke 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
Is this the same guy who ran over those cyclists?
[–]Awol_01010001 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
MOVE BITCH! GET OUT THE WAY!
[–]Gearshock 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
Anyone seen the source video to this?
[–]justbecausewhynot 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
I always see that exact same guitar in every pawn shop I go. What does that mean Disney?
[–]g4mm4 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
Fuck the police!
Hahahaha, thank you so much for reminding me of "Bitch, I'm a bus!"
fucking L OH L every time
[–]freeatwill 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
My only question is did he back up and ask one of them for a sandwich?
[–]amayes 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
like a bus.
yeah, I said it.
[–]joeanon 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
Should have been.. Bitch, I'm a tractor.
[–]Divernon 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
I'm a Gator, Bitch. FTFY
[–]cmha-yes 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
this does not have enough upvotes... .gif clearly shows a John Deere Gator
[–]Maybe_not 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
I can't believe that so many people doesn't notice this, a gator looks no way like a tractor. It saddens me that OP thinks this a tractor, has he never seen a farm?
[–]gurry -1 points0 points1 point 1 year ago
I'm on a Gator, Bitch. or You're a Gator? Bitch. FTFY. (go noles!)
[–]31stan 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
I believe you meant to say bitch I'm a bus.
[–]JayhawkCSC 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
I'll get her a tractor...
Bitches love tractors.
[–]The_Director 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
Don't give GTA to this kid!!!
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago*
Bitch, I'm an assault with a deadly vehicle conviction.
[–]jrockk 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
i have two younger sisters and only wish i had access to a drivable tractor to further torture... i mean love them. bahaha
[–]skateitsgreat 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
I've seen this .gif before. It works best when you listen to this at the same time: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwhRQYf--KM
[–]Dr_Eastman 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
Not a tractor...
[–]FattyMagee 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
The best part is that at the very end he jerks the wheel to the left as if he intends to finish her off.
[–]The_narrator101 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
Boys rule
[–]RealDollNipSlip 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
I learned from Mad Men that women can't drive John Deere tractors.
[–]_refugee_ 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
Bitch, I'm a bus.
[–]ViewSonik 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
bitches love tractors
[–]AJistheGreatest 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
Repost
[–]IrregardlessYourRong 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
Move Bitch Get Out The Way, would have been a better title.
[–]TurboDowns 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
Suddenly, a tractor
[–]phadedlife 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
picture is older than the internet
[–]Breauxhim 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
The girl with the guitar stopped singing; she looked over to her right and squinted.
That noise, what--
The tractor was bearing down on them.
No time to think.
She fucking took off.
Behind her, she heard a scream, then a crunch.
[–]wall-y -5 points-4 points-3 points 1 year ago
He really plowed that bitch.
[–]niggerdick -1 points0 points1 point 1 year ago
Apparently, you took the joke too far. Let's recap:
Keep this in mind next time. You need to get your finger on the pulse of reddit's sense of humor.
I'm trying out various jokes in which I call the seven-year-olds cunts. I'll let you know how they turn out, but I'm guessing the results will not be favorable.
[–]wall-y 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
Fascinating, I admire your scientific mind.
Reddit, she is a cruel mistress.
[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points0 points 1 year ago
Cunt is a word most people would downvote you for using for most situations.
And it's a play on the "Bitch, I'm a bus" meme. Had this meme never occurred the gif would not have received as many upvotes.
[–]diabloenfuego -2 points-1 points0 points 1 year ago
First and foremost, you're a troll. Second, his pun was crafty if a little insensitive. Finally, if you're complaining about how insensitive this is, maybe you should first look at your username.
[–]niggerdick 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
First and foremost, disagreeing with me doesn't make me a troll. Secondly, I agree, his pun was crafty. That was the fucking point of me responding to him.
[–]Ryan0617 -1 points0 points1 point 1 year ago
Anyone know where the video is?
[–]Dalonger 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
I'm being too lazy to find it, but I've seen it a bunch of times on America's Funniest Home Videos. Seems there's an influx of AFV gifs going around.
boys rule, girls drool.
[–]seagramsextradrygin -1 points0 points1 point 1 year ago
Maybe i'm getting old in reddit years, but I feel like this was on the front page last week.
[–]privatejoker -4 points-3 points-2 points 1 year ago
This was hilarious
when i first saw it last month
[–]IAmANotFunny -2 points-1 points0 points 1 year ago
Tractor... I'm a bus , bitch!
[–]sjbennett85 -2 points-1 points0 points 1 year ago
repost
[–]leitz010 -4 points-3 points-2 points 1 year ago
repooost
PROtractor
[–]Frankeh -1 points0 points1 point 1 year ago
It's the AWWWWW YEEAAHHH face he's pulling that gets me.
[–]jivarie -1 points0 points1 point 1 year ago
They see me Troll'n old posts.
[–]primary0 -1 points0 points1 point 1 year ago
Suddenly, a traktor!
[–]AetherAeternus -1 points0 points1 point 1 year ago
The kid throws his head back at the last minute and screams "AWWWWWW YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAH"
[–]Moreland -1 points0 points1 point 1 year ago
like a Hoss (Cartwright that is)
[–]jonathanyong81 -1 points0 points1 point 1 year ago
Relevant: Wretch32 - Traktor
[–]darkp22 -1 points0 points1 point 1 year ago
Stopping the Coodie Revolution one girl at a time!
[–]quantumsheep -1 points0 points1 point 1 year ago
What the... are they going to sing about a tractor or- oh, oh I see. ... Lol.
[–]silentmage -1 points0 points1 point 1 year ago
I love how the kid on the tractor is laughing his ass off.
[–]alexlm85 -1 points0 points1 point 1 year ago
When you see me in the highway, get the fuck out of my way! Move bitch get out the way!
[–]Radico87 -1 points0 points1 point 1 year ago
Proper reaction to hippies. Imagining they're vegetarians is further justification.
[–]b1ip -1 points0 points1 point 1 year ago
sweep the leg
[–]notatotaljerk -1 points0 points1 point 1 year ago
The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "Don't run over us!"... and I'll look down and whisper "No."
[–]biscuitsarefodunking -1 points0 points1 point 1 year ago
heh! Reminds me of my favorite tractor related vid of all time. So many to choose from...
[–]iza_trini -1 points0 points1 point 1 year ago
Good thing he wasn't driving a Chinese Type 59 Tank!
[–]monicacpht3641 -1 points0 points1 point 1 year ago
Me thinks that be a Hannah Montana guitar. Little boy did them a favor.
[–]cmasterchoe -1 points0 points1 point 1 year ago
I think he's a member of G.R.O.S.S.
[–]MorphineBattery -1 points0 points1 point 1 year ago
So i'm not sure if I'm the only one whole likes Combichrst here but it reminded me of this song.
[–]JackSpratts -1 points0 points1 point 1 year ago
hey, show some respect for your hippie sisters or it's off to bed with no granola!
[–]drl5049 -1 points0 points1 point 1 year ago
Not a tractor it's a Gator but still funny
[–]bhal123 -1 points0 points1 point 1 year ago
And that's how I got gonorrhea.
[–]enucliator -1 points0 points1 point 1 year ago
She thinks my tractors sexy, she wants to ride it all the time.
[–]NeoSniper -1 points0 points1 point 1 year ago
It loaded a bit slow so the first time around I was treated to the slowmo version.
It was glorious!
[–]iamstr8fire -1 points0 points1 point 1 year ago
Epic
[–]SweetNeo85 -1 points0 points1 point 1 year ago
Okay, now how many people missed the word "on" in op's title?
[–]PossiblyTrolling -1 points0 points1 point 1 year ago
CONGRATULATIONS! You are the millionth person to post this gif!
[–]ChaosBeast -1 points0 points1 point 1 year ago
I like how he's very clearly laughing maniacially.
[–]Solvent_Stripper -1 points0 points1 point 1 year ago
I would like to imagine that this kid had a righteous explanation for mom in the aftermath that ensued.
I've seen this on reddit so many times. And I will upvote it every time.
[–]freshmas -1 points0 points1 point 1 year ago
That girl later died from her injuries.
[–]twillstein -5 points-4 points-3 points 1 year ago
I fucking hate gifs.
[–]this_is_your_dad -2 points-1 points0 points 1 year ago
… we all said "FUCK YOU BITCH" and kept rolling …
[–]BennyHarassi -2 points-1 points0 points 1 year ago
Dexter Morgans 5th birthday
[–]krugnasty -3 points-2 points-1 points 1 year ago
http://i.imgur.com/p5zFs.gif
[–]shriek -3 points-2 points-1 points 1 year ago
Now she's fallen head over heels over him. Girls strangely like to be treated badly. I don't know why.
[–]Dimpl3s -3 points-2 points-1 points 1 year ago
I never understood why suburb/city folk called lawn mowers a tractor. This is a tractor
[–]Maybe_not 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago
It's not a lawnmower, it's clearly a gator. Also a gator looks no way like a tractor, I wonder why so few mentions it, and those that do gets downvoted. This could be compared to saying that a truck is a car.
Maybe this is the result of the digg war?
[–]Dimpl3s 0 points1 point2 points 1 year ago
It is a gator! the lack of a roof threw me.
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