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[–][deleted] 32 points33 points ago

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I have been the waiter in this exact, word for word, scenario. Only in my case the chef was over-weight, hairy, sweaty, and by no one's standard handsome. He stopped dead in the middle of banging out a dinner rush, stared at me for a good 20 seconds and said:

"What the fuck did you just say to me?"

"I said you're a handsome man. It was a compliment."

"Damn right I am."

And he went right back to plating a veal saltambuca.

[–]belladonnadiorama 9 points10 points ago

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Like a boss.

[–]Teneniel 96 points97 points ago

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Upvote for adorableness.

[–]DrBradweiser 25 points26 points ago

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Agreed. It just goes to show you don't need a 40 panel rage comic to make people smile.

[–]fuggerdug 16 points17 points ago

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I_RAPE_CATS submissions always make me smile, he's adorable.

[–]cmj4h 0 points1 point ago

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His name is kinda off-putting 0_o but his submissions are good.

[–]blitzed 12 points13 points ago

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His name is kinda off-putting 0_o but his submissions are reposts.

FTFY

[–]Miz_Mink -1 points0 points ago

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Yup, ditto. I've seen this cartoon a few times before, but it never ceases to make me smile.

[–]unhh 41 points42 points ago

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:3

[–]superdeedurp 6 points7 points ago

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:>

[–]dumbassthenes 0 points1 point ago

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8====D

[–]derfreiemensch 0 points1 point ago

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Ü

[–]iruinpunthreads 3 points4 points ago

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emoticons are wonderful ways we can express ourselves on the internets in absence of seeing the person's real facial expression, body language, and voice tone.

[–]derfreiemensch 2 points3 points ago

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Ü is also a letter.

[–][deleted] ago

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[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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(: hi

[–]Phil_J_Fry 7 points8 points ago

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This is actually one of the 3 comics on my wall at work :)

[–]MrKrazybones 5 points6 points ago

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Are you a chef?

[–]annarchism 23 points24 points ago

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He's a handsome man.

[–]undercoveruser 27 points28 points ago

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ʘ‿ʘ

[–]hooplah 1 point2 points ago

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At the Planet Express?

[–]Phil_J_Fry 2 points3 points ago

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Yup, although, just between you and me, I think it's really a broom closet

[–]logboy 4 points5 points ago

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This is why I like you, I_RAPE_CATS, because you are both very evil and you can appreciate normal humour.

On one hand, you rape cats, on the other hand, you probably pet puppies.

[–]somuchwrong 2 points3 points ago

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I upvoted this comic, then I saw the name and recoiled in horror. But I left the upvote, what does that say about me?

[–]I_RAPE_CATS[S] 0 points1 point ago

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Thanks, sexy.

[–]Desorbo 1 point2 points ago

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Is this from a web comic? I'd love to see more of these.

[–]TheDudeWithThePlan 0 points1 point ago

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It's similar in style to Cyanide & Happiness

[–]c_megalodon 2 points3 points ago

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Nah, Cy&H is a black, very black, comedy. This one is so sweet. The art is similar but the content is not.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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But maybe..

the waiter told the chef he's an handsome man..

and then..

proceeded to rape him?

HUH?

That's sweet for you!? YOU A SUCK!

A SUCK!

[–]c_megalodon -1 points0 points ago

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DIRECTED BY M. NIGHT SHYAMALACNJRBVIRB

[–]tyrghast 0 points1 point ago

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Occasionally it is dark, most of the time it is simply crass.

[–]c_megalodon 0 points1 point ago

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But never cute.

Oh...well, The Gentleman Zombie is kinda cute.

[–]c_megalodon 0 points1 point ago

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But never cute.

Oh...well, The Gentleman Zombie is kinda cute.

[–]DrunkenRedditing 17 points18 points ago

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You mean I_RAPE_CATS is not just a cat rapist but a karma whore as well? GASP

But seriously, he made a karma-whoring post about business cards he made, declaring that he was a karma whore. It's okay now, stop calling him out.

[–]djunta 1 point2 points ago

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I haven't even looked who submitted this. Anne frankly I don't care.

[–]I_RAPE_CATS[S] 28 points29 points ago

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Well I'll be dissapointed if this gets less than 500 points, then.

[–]echelonIV 17 points18 points ago

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Oh you. Have an upvote.

sighs

[–]djunta 1 point2 points ago

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meh

[–]c_megalodon 2 points3 points ago

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I've seen this before & I really like it. Does anyone know the source/artist so I can read more of it?

[–]belletti 11 points12 points ago

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It's a repost.

Also, this guy capes rats.

[–]noonches 4 points5 points ago

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[–]belletti 2 points3 points ago

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Haven't I seen you on F7U12?

[–]noonches 2 points3 points ago

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Probably.

[–]belletti 0 points1 point ago

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Congratulations, you are reddit famous.

[–]noonches 0 points1 point ago

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I know man. It's not as fun as you might imagine.

[–]belletti 2 points3 points ago

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Can I errrr... get your autograph?

[–]noonches 1 point2 points ago

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[–]belletti 1 point2 points ago

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You even got the right picture, you fantastic bastard!

[–]viaderadio 0 points1 point ago

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Every time I see him post something, I just downvote and hide it. What an annoying karma whore.

[–]t__mhjr 1 point2 points ago

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I like when you post things that aren't gross!

[–]belladonnadiorama 1 point2 points ago

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Hah! Awww.

[–]chuckanuntah 1 point2 points ago

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That put a smile on my face

[–]Kbob4 1 point2 points ago

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First comic I've lol'd at in awhile.

[–]CheatasaurusRex 0 points1 point ago

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I love that this adorable comic was submitted by a user called I_RAPE_CATS

[–]ccSomebody 0 points1 point ago

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I do this every time I get the chance.

[–]lobo68 0 points1 point ago

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Why must we give Alan Schaaf the viewtime and advertising money that ought to go to creator of the comic?

[–]yousername 0 points1 point ago

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That made the Chefs day

[–]Mange-Tout 0 points1 point ago

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As a chef, I must say that I'd prefer my compliments in the form of cold, hard cash.

[–]klaq 0 points1 point ago

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whats a compriment?

[–]shiverBoots 0 points1 point ago

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I do not understand why he says that to the chef, anyone want to help me out here?

[–]viaderadio -1 points0 points ago

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The search bar doesn't exist for you apparently.

[–]Sherlock--Holmes -3 points-2 points ago

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Stupid as fuck!

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

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ಠ~ಠ yes, yes...it was rather cute.

[–]jjia25 -2 points-1 points ago

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cute.