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[–]reztip 19 points20 points ago

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Where was this taken, out of curiosity?

[–]RedAnarchist[S] 57 points58 points ago

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It was taken from 4chan...

[–]reztip 28 points29 points ago

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Geographically.

[–]omnipotentperson 24 points25 points ago

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I think you mean the united states of everywhere.

[–]freerider 8 points9 points ago

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On a soccer field!

[–]hackysack 5 points6 points ago

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I think you were just trolled.

[–]Grizzly_Bear 4 points5 points ago

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[–]RYN3O 1 point2 points ago

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Yet it has no tits nor penis? That's madness.

[–][deleted] -5 points-4 points ago

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that is SPARTA!!!

are 300 jokes retro yet?

[–]sscutchen 16 points17 points ago

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No. They don't allow photographs in curiosity.

[–]TheSib 5 points6 points ago

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Bastards.

[–]cadamr 21 points22 points ago

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And THAT'S why I refuse to put magnetic plates in my skull.

[–]spinning_jenny13 18 points19 points ago

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Nice try Petes' mom.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

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Even got the apostrophe placement right...nice.

[–]MLBM100 4 points5 points ago

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[–]kreb 0 points1 point ago

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Hey smilin strange.. You're looking happily deranged..

[–]andre2142 -1 points0 points ago

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Pete's mom? Pete & Pete? OMG that show!!!! back in the nickeloden days......Jesus, I forgot about it. That was a great show indeed. I believe they had some weird/awesome skinny dude with glasses friend.

[–]chka -1 points0 points ago

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Metallic plates...

[–]taylus 7 points8 points ago

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God damnit, that's three this week.

[–]cbass1636 24 points25 points ago

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It wouldn't be the first time balls on my forehead have pulled me away from a soccer match. –Tobias

[–][deleted] 62 points63 points ago

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 _o_
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[–]ahladun 2 points3 points ago

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i miss digg and all the obnoxious ascii spam

/s

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago*

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It is a badge of honor, while you are a wet blanket.

(edit: I'm kidding! Why so serious?)

[–]patentlyabsurd 10 points11 points ago

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FUCKING MAGNETS, HOW DO THEY WORK?

[–]CRM-114 1 point2 points ago

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Miracles.

[–]Shaper_pmp 0 points1 point ago

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Well "not by attracting skin or bone", for starters. ಠ_ಠ

[–]evilrabbit 0 points1 point ago

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Seriously, who doesn't know they attract METAL.

[–]funkypenquin 1 point2 points ago

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I am pretty \m/ metal \m/ why am i not attracted by them?

[–]specialk16 0 points1 point ago

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Do you know what pokemon type is good against Magnemites and the like?

[–]Tintagel 0 points1 point ago

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The man is a cyborg

[–]crashtheparty 2 points3 points ago

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I'm 99% sure this is a picture of my college's team.

[–]MrBoatShoes 2 points3 points ago

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Occidental?

[–]ArcaneAmoeba 5 points6 points ago

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I Occidentally a whole soccer player.

[–]MrSpaceCowboy 15 points16 points ago

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"I OXICLEANED A WHOLE SOCCER PLAYER" -Billy Mays

[–]EndymionAwake -1 points0 points ago

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"You're going to be slapping your soccer players away with the Slap Chop!" -Vince

[–]crashtheparty 0 points1 point ago

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yep (sorry for the late reply, I only just figured out how to see comment replies)

[–]RevengeOfSix 1 point2 points ago

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that's definitely oxy

[–]bduddy 1 point2 points ago

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Based on uniform, or talent level?

[–]MrBoatShoes 2 points3 points ago

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woah. not cool

[–]crashtheparty 0 points1 point ago

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uniform, field, and opponent's uniform...I don't remember if the boys were any good or not, haha. (sorry for the late reply, I only just figured out how to see comment replies)

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[–]thastig 1 point2 points ago

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I laughed at this more than i should have

[–]moogoo2 1 point2 points ago

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Na Na Na Na NA Na na na na na.... Katamari Damaci

[–]fliffnight 1 point2 points ago

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if i see this one more time i swear to god im gonna stab keanu reeves to punish reddit.

[–]Paterack 0 points1 point ago

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I for one welcome our magnetic, spherical overlords

[–]mindfuk 1 point2 points ago

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"And if your head was metal, that would mean something."

-Mystery Science Theater 3000 FTW!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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old

[–]fiazkhan 0 points1 point ago

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Terminators exist?

[–]igotl2k 0 points1 point ago

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Its the work of Magneto!!!

[–]neoporcupine 0 points1 point ago*

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They rip you right off the ground! Likely it has some sort of backward pulling force from a propagating beam.

[–]zazengriffen 0 points1 point ago

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I definitely read this as "Sigh... I got another one"

depressed alien?

[–]ChrisHansenTrickedMe 0 points1 point ago*

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[–]smek2 0 points1 point ago

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Damn you, mysterious magnetic ball!!! (shaking fist)

[–]aroogabooga 0 points1 point ago

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And if he was made of metal this would mean something.

[–]abienz 0 points1 point ago

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Didn't we see this in Defender?

[–]wagnerbrazil 0 points1 point ago

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i didnt know humans were made of metal...

[–]supersan 0 points1 point ago

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I thought he was trying to QWOP

[–]Gauntlet 0 points1 point ago

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This needs to be a Fringe episode.

[–]PrestoEnigma 0 points1 point ago

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In other news, the Lunesta butterfly is killing anything it goes near.

[–]ashalmondfan1987 0 points1 point ago

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Is that novak djokovic?

[–]AtomicDog1471 0 points1 point ago

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It's an anti-escape Orb returning him to The Island.

[–]mc_treble 0 points1 point ago

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damn, dont you just hate when that happens

[–]mikek3 0 points1 point ago

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You bastards!!

[–]abegosum 0 points1 point ago*

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It's baby Rover!

Edit: fixed formatting.

[–]McBurger 0 points1 point ago

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i can't help but feel like i've seen this reposted three times now. great originality, this was popular on 4chan a year ago.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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It's almost as if I've seen this before... Like fucking everywhere

[–]Lampmonster1 0 points1 point ago

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I knew they would return. I must construct a tachyon transmitter and contact the Pyramid Federation.

[–]ShawnDaley 0 points1 point ago

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It's not magnetism, it's magic. Get your facts straight you anti-mageite

[–]PlNG 0 points1 point ago

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Scarier are the metal ones that bore into your head.

[–]ouronin 0 points1 point ago

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And if your head was made of metal, that would mean something.

*Thanks Crow

[–]boraxus 0 points1 point ago

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[–]tins1 -1 points0 points ago

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Be seeing you

[–]kingds -2 points-1 points ago

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MAGNETO'S BACK

[–]ALilBitOGoldAnAPager -1 points0 points ago

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i think i am the only one who got this reference

[–]Ikarus3426 -1 points0 points ago

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What, now magnets attach to human heads? Seriously, how the hell do magnets work?

[–]yParticle -1 points0 points ago

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