I need a whole bunch of people to tell me that this isn't true. Right now.

forks4spoons · 1 year

Kinda true. :)

coolgymnast · 1 year

This isn't true. These snakes actually prefer humans much like the ones of your size. Don't worry though, they only reside under beds.

mawnsharks · 1 year

it's true but not the way you think it is. this snake is very friendly and is actually saving this poor animal from drowning. such a good samaritan.

Yeeaaaarrrgh · 1 year

We need Kevin Bacon and Fred Ward. Quick.

ShreddyZ · 1 year

It's Australia. That's all you need to know.

Lucky1374 · 1 year

This isn't true right now. But when the photo was taken it was.

myinnervoice · 1 year

The are actually 2 other snakes in that picture.

Can you spot them both?

relevant_rule34 · 1 year

Well, it looks like he's dragging up a kangaroo, so I'm guessing this is supposed to be in Australia. And a quick wikipedia search seems to show that the largest snake species is a python.

Anyway, here's a strange looking girl masturbating herself while a python crawls over her crotch - NSFW

drew_carnegie · 1 year

My ex-girlfriend LOVED kangaroos and was absolutely terrified of snakes. I emailed her this photo after we broke up.

stevo_knevo · 1 year

Don't worry, man. That's only Australia's second-biggest species of snake.

tg989 · 1 year

It'ssssssss not true. Totally ssssssafe to take a sssssssswim there.

meltedlaundry · 1 year

A snake is capable of doing this. Here is some proof.

mrpunman · 1 year

Source

According to a posting on the ABC Far North Queensland website this picture is of an Olive python and he's trying to pull a wallaby or a wallaroo from the water below.

The picture is said to have been taken by a hiker named Jody who said the python tried for about an hour to lift the animal from the pool but finally gave up.

Updated 5/13/07

duyaw · 1 year

This isn't true. It is actually a snake killing that animal, not a carnivorous wall.

Liverotto · 1 year

That's how Steve Irwin should have died, not stabbed by a fruity fish.

carbonfilter · 1 year

I call the big one bitey.

tical_ · 1 year

I took the liberty of outlining where the snake's body goes for you, because he seems to blend in with the rocks behind him.

http://i.imgur.com/XptVP.jpg

[deleted] · 1 year

Daaaaayuuuum nature, you scary!

6_Double5_321 · 1 year

at first I thought the rear of the body faded completely into the rocks, but you can see it on the far right of the pic.

the fact that it's so well camouflaged is nearly as terrifying as its act in the pic.

fireinthesky7 · 1 year

Am I the only one who thinks this is freaking awesome?

Oh wait, I'm a biologist. In that case, probably.

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decameter · 1 year

us nerdz need rikitikitavi

dreamcatcher1 · 1 year

This was found by the telephone company maintenance man after the recent floods in Queensland Australia...http://delimiter.com.au/tag/snakes/

Dashward · 1 year

MY HEAD IS FULL OF FUCK

Mebi · 1 year

I don't know the snake species but I'm certain that's a Kangaroo or Wallaby it's eating. Think Australia, and avoid it if this picture gives you nightmares.

Ravanast · 1 year

Yup. Olive python, probably slightly larger subspecies Liasis olivaceus barroni or Pilbara Olive python. I believe the photo was taken in the Pilbara region of Western Australia. The animal it has is a rock wallaby, you can tell by the bushy black tail which most rock wallaby species have. Rock wallabies are quite small (up to 50cm or so) so it makes the snake look even bigger, although it still gets over 4 meters. I work in the area, Olive pythons are lovely and often quite docile\friendly.

DriftingMemes · 1 year

I'm here to tell you that there are NO 40ft long snakes near where you live. They are actually 50 to 55 feet long.

Pantastic · 1 year

God damn. Australia scares me. Snakes, spiders, crocodiles... :(

[deleted] · 1 year

How many people just picked their feet up off the floor?

MusicMagi · 1 year

Damn, nature you scary!

doodlestorm · 1 year

**FUCK* THAT.*

zersch · 1 year

It's out there. Right now. And Ice Cube isn't going to kill this one.

drew3000 · 1 year

Australia should be designated as an alien planet. Things just evolved very differently there.

12mrk12 · 1 year

This Isn't True

dalore · 1 year

Snakes... why did it have to be snakes?

tobsterius · 1 year

Snakes. Why did it have to be snakes?

frizzanz · 1 year

isn't it cute...!

Soyner · 1 year

How sweet, love happens even in the animal kingd....wait, they're not kissing......QUICK SOMEONE CALL ICE CUBE!

Da_Funk · 1 year

Don't worry, only spiders can do that

[deleted] · 1 year

This might be the best headline for any submission that I have seen recently! lol

lifeiscinema · 1 year

This shit is NOT cool. Damn thats scary

RDR350Z · 1 year

Wow. I wish I could hit 'undo' on clicking the link. I hate snakes, thanks for an entirely new set of nightmares.

aazav · 1 year

It's true and it's old. Stay out of Australia.

[deleted] · 1 year

okay, it isn't true right now, but it was true when that picture was taken.

bubba737 · 1 year

Snakes! Why'd it have to be snakes?

KidRed · 1 year

What;s the big deal? All I see is one creature saving another from drowning. That snake is a savior!

BallDescension · 1 year

like what

dnbpanda · 1 year

snakes love them some ass

wartexmaul · 1 year

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SeanLOSL · 1 year

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TokyoXtreme · 1 year

Tired of fighting monkeys, the snake moved on to kangaroos.

avrus · 1 year

Australia. You both fascinate and terrify me.

Let's go get a beer.

dorfsmay · 1 year

Python, batteries included!

Hairyjon · 1 year

not gonna happen

JEWPACOLYPSE · 1 year

great camouflage

positivelyecstatic · 1 year

To make it slightly more frightening/impressive, there's no way that victim animal was just chilling in that water near that steep wall. It's fairly likely that the snake snagged him from all the way on the other side of that river while it was drinking.

max_is_creative · 1 year

@chills@ right before bed. :(

Freyster98 · 1 year

Nooooo no no no no. I will NEVER go on reddit before I go to bed again...EVER! This needs to be tagged NSFL immediately for the sake of all humanity.

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