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[–][deleted] 37 points38 points ago

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Minutes later he died from suffocation. Haha, good times :)

[–]PimpMogul 3 points4 points ago

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That's what I was thinking. This is actually quite brutal.

[–]adam1217 16 points17 points ago

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How is this a prank? Looks like a dick move to me.

[–]kiwisdontbounce 1 point2 points ago

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Agreed. People don't understand the meaning of the word prank. It's one thing to put sticky notes all over someone's room, but a whole 'nother story when you start taping his mouth and nose shut.

[–]AphoticSketch -1 points0 points ago

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This approach is much quicker though.

[–]kiwisdontbounce 0 points1 point ago

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5 months later? and it would be just as quick to tape him to the chair than to tape his mouth and nose shut.

[–]AphoticSketch 1 point2 points ago

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[–]BFSkinner 12 points13 points ago

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Looks like he's found himself in a sticky situation.

[–]Sucellos 2 points3 points ago

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I. would be so. pissed. But too dead to do shit about it

[–]doblephaeton 2 points3 points ago

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I once had this done to me at school , and was kind of ok with it until they started taping my mouth and nose.. then shit got real and I destroyed a computer trying to free myself. they got suspended and I got detention. (remembering 15 years later)

[–]Robertjordanforever 2 points3 points ago

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You discovered bondage. Yay?

[–]freehat 1 point2 points ago

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How is this a "PIC"?

[–]tazb 3 points4 points ago

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ASSASSINS LEARN!

[–]johninbigd 4 points5 points ago

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Who in their right mind thinks this is funny in any way?

[–]SLOWchildrenplaying -3 points-2 points ago

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I do. And all of the redditers with butt-hurt are bitter about their childhoods. Relax, it's all in good fun.

[–]AbortedFetusOnAPenis 4 points5 points ago

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Then he died due to suffocation. No worries it's all in good fun.

[–]KoreanDiarrhea 0 points1 point ago

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Remember,it's never fun until somebody's eye get plucked out.

[–]SLOWchildrenplaying 0 points1 point ago

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Did he? Maybe someone can follow up on that.

[–]AbortedFetusOnAPenis 0 points1 point ago

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Yes he did. RIP

[–]BornOnFeb2nd 2 points3 points ago

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Replacement gimps are so hard to find these days..

[–]bobdobbsjr 1 point2 points ago

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That's not a prank, that's assault.

[–]popeatop1 0 points1 point ago

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That's happened to me. Then I had my feet and hands ducktaped and I was placed in a hammock and ducktaped inside. Never make fun of your giant roommate from Montana.

[–]VanillaMint 0 points1 point ago

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Fuck that shit. I just had to catch my breath after seeing that.

[–]Ubertroll -1 points0 points ago

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Careful doing this and accidentally tape close his mouth too.

[–]splicerslicer -1 points0 points ago

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This isn't a prank, he's just taking a hostage.