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[–]dietigress 606 points607 points ago

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Happens to me all the time. Sometimes I walk out of my bedroom door and BAM, there's a speech going on. It's so embarrassing.

[–]doug346578910[S] 745 points746 points ago

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HOW DID THIS BLACK GUY GET INTO MY HOUSE

[–]kittenlover27 154 points155 points ago

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i've been asking myself that question for years.

[–]voiceofdissent 292 points293 points ago

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John McCain's been asking himself that question for (two) years.

FTFY

[–]ggggbabybabybaby 121 points122 points ago

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"Wait, you mean it's called The White House because they painted it white?"

[–]adokimus 95 points96 points ago

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Would have been rather hilarious if Obama painted it black when he moved in.

[–]Oyasumi 97 points98 points ago

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"Ladies and Gentlemen, the president of the united states live from the black crib".

[–][deleted] 29 points30 points ago

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Well, it was black at one time :-D

[–]FlyingSpaghettiMan 2 points3 points ago

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Citation? I would like to know more.

[–]superpie0 16 points17 points ago

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it was burned down

[–]FlyingSpaghettiMan 4 points5 points ago

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Oh.

[–]johnq-pubic 5 points6 points ago

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The White house was actually blackened during the war of 1812: link

[–][deleted] 11 points12 points ago

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Half black, and half white

[–]fortmac 7 points8 points ago

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No, it wouldn't.

[–]ultranonymous11 1 point2 points ago

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aw :(

[–]RupeThereItIs 60 points61 points ago

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"This is not my beautiful house, this is not my beautiful wife, HOW DID I GET HERE?"

[–]nintend82 20 points21 points ago

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once in a lifetime

[–]pimpmasterspaceman 20 points21 points ago

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Water flowing underground

[–]aldonbee 13 points14 points ago

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Same as it ever was

[–]ChiefHiawatha 11 points12 points ago

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I guess the obvious question is, has there really been a random black guy in your house for the past several years?

[–]ggggbabybabybaby 19 points20 points ago

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No he just keeps asking himself that question. It's part rhetorical, part existential.

[–]robomonkster 3 points4 points ago

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No, it's always the same black guy.

[–]idontgetnicetryjokes 1 point2 points ago

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Nice try, alphabet blocks.

[–]Starrfx642 60 points61 points ago

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This isn't fair. You can't have the Karma from the submission and then get the highest karma for a comment. IT'S NOT FAIR.

[–]doug346578910[S] 70 points71 points ago

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Here, have an upvote. :)

[–]Starrfx642 12 points13 points ago

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You better hope you don't get a shit ton of upvotes for that.

Shit I upvoted you.

[–]rainman18 7 points8 points ago

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His karma juggernaut can't be STOPPED!

[–]3825 1 point2 points ago

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i upvoted him too

[–]Starrfx642 2 points3 points ago

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We are powerless.

[–]noprotein 7 points8 points ago

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I saw this before when I was a rookie. Apparently this "black guy" broke in here and put up pictures of his family everywhere. Let's just sprinkle some crack on him and get the fuck outta here.

Open and shut case Johnson.

[–]justAdishwasher 1 point2 points ago

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obscure Dave Chappelle reference ftw!

[–]strothgar 1 point2 points ago

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I asked my wife, and she said "MMMMFPH MMMMFPHPH MMMMRNNNMMMURNMNNFPH MNFP MNFP MNFP MNFFFPH"

He just nodded and said "Fuck Yeah"

[–]RoflStomper 22 points23 points ago

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The most appropriate thing if you hear a speech going on is to walk in with a raging cue card and ask if he needs help.

[–]greginnj 1 point2 points ago

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"cue card" ... I've never heard a boner called that before!

[–]punkwalrus 332 points333 points ago

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I was once doing some emcee work in front of about 1000-1200 sci-fi fans. I had forgotten to turn my cell phone off, and it rang in my pocket. It was my boss. Because I was stalling for time, I made a joke about it, and answered.

  • Boss: Yeah, where are you?
  • Me: I am in Baltimore, in front of a crowd of about 1000 people.
  • Boss: Hahaha... I forgot you weren't on shift.
  • Me: [to crowd] Say hello to Dennis, my boss! He forgot I am working here this weekend.
  • Crowd: HELLO, DENNIS!
  • Boss: Oh ... uh... [click]

He got stage fright on the phone. Hah.

[–]MothersRapeHorn 54 points55 points ago

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Did you see omar?

[–]bulldog24540 37 points38 points ago

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Omar comin' yo!

[–]PsyanideInk 20 points21 points ago

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[–]MothersRapeHorn 7 points8 points ago

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whistles

[–]orange_jooze 5 points6 points ago

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The farmer in the dell
The farmer in the dell
Hi-ho, the derry-o
The farmer in the dell

[–]irmese08 4 points5 points ago

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reminds me of this

[–]fiestachic0 3 points4 points ago

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fuckin merton. WHO IS HE??????

[–]WE_ID 1 point2 points ago

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It's likely he's Ben Folds himself.

[–]IPoopedALego 1 point2 points ago

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Nope. Ben Folds just did a tribute to Merton live.

Here's proof and confirmation (from both of them) that they're different people. [Link]

[–][deleted] 59 points60 points ago*

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One time I was absentmindedly walking to class. The door that leads to the hallway to my class is right next to the door that leads to a lecture hall. So I was walking while listening to music and didn't notice I walked into the lecture hall.

A class was going on with about 100 students and there I was, walking in the very front of the lecture hall where the teacher was lecturing. I walked past the teacher before realizing the 100s of students and teacher were staring at me.

Did a 360 degree turn and paced out of there.

[–]flukshun 159 points160 points ago

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Did you really do a full 360 degree turn? That was must have been really awkward indeed

[–]ggggbabybabybaby 86 points87 points ago

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He's a good moonwalker.

[–][deleted] 78 points79 points ago

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I actually am.

But I meant 180 degree turn. :( Ironic that I was walking to math class.

[–]ricktencity 22 points23 points ago

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It would have been better if you had done a little spin move as you walked through and then just kept on going.

[–]orange_jooze 5 points6 points ago

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Like a rain on your wedding day.

[–]phxation 1 point2 points ago

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Not if there was an Xbox in the room!

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[–]f0rdpr3fect 8 points9 points ago

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So this one time during my undergrad years, an interesting thing happened in my algorithms class. Note: doors to this lecture hall are at the FRONT of the room next to the board. We have about 30 minutes to go in class when some guy none of us has ever seen walks into the room, earphones in, and plops himself down in the first row. This is halfway through the semester, mind you, so it's not like some guy has dropped and switched over.

The professor gives him a bit of an odd look, but, being the generally cool guy he is, just keeps on going as if nothing strange is happening. Earphones dude shuts off his iPod, pulls out some books, and starts taking notes. At this point, half the class is watching this guy, trying to figure out what the hell is going on. It quickly becomes apparently that earphones guy is also confused. He's trying to take notes, but he has this super confused, "What the hell are we talking about," look going on. It takes him about 15 minutes, but eventually he seems to come to a realization, grabs his book, and hustles back out of class.

Our professor stops for a moment once the door closes and says something along the lines of, "Well that was weird," and finishes lecture as usual.

As I leave the room at the end of class, earphones dude sheepishly walks back into class with the rest of his classmates for the class that follows ours.

It was super awkward.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago*

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I did that before! It was the first week of college and I was always nervous that I would miss my class.

I ended up going to school early that day and was happy that I got an awesome seat in the front row. A teacher I don't recognize (but thought was a substitute) starts lecturing and at first I think we're just learning something that is off topic but can be related to our Anthropology class.

Then he starts talking about more lawyer stuff and I look at my schedule and realize I'm an hour early.

I debated on whether I should get up from the front row and leave, or stick through the boring and completely unrelated subject.

I finally got the nerve to get up and had the bright idea to pretend like I had a really bad stomach ache. So I let out a groan (mind you I'm right in front of the teacher in a huge lecture hall), grab my books, clutch my stomach and I quickly run out of the room.

I was too embarrassed to go to class after that and just went back home.

[–]sacrilegious 3 points4 points ago

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should have just stayed

[–]broncotrolley 2 points3 points ago

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and then you RETIRED? that was a bit drastic

[–]juaquin 1 point2 points ago

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A girl did this in one of my EE classes at the beginning of the quarter. Me and my buddy were really surprised, because we hadn't seen her before (in any of our classes, pretty small major, you recognized people) and was pretty damn good looking. So she walks in, looks around, and sits down in the row right in front of us, pulls out a notepad, and stares up at the board.

Buddy gives me a nudge, writes "wrong class: 3 minutes" on the top of his notepad. It just so happens that on the screen is a graphic of a semiconductor showing n-well and p-well transistors. You can see the wheels turning in this girl's head. She quietly pulls her blackberry out of her purse, texts someone, waits a couple minutes, and quietly packs up her things and leaves the room.

Lesson: when you walk into a class you're not sure about, at least look up at the board before you sit down.

[–]genki831 19 points20 points ago

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So you spun around and continued walking in the same direction?

[–]PirateMud 51 points52 points ago

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Moonwalk. The only way to get out of an awkward situation while retaining dignity.

[–]carbonari_sandwich 9 points10 points ago

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retired_student, moonwalker

[–]Starrfx642 290 points291 points ago

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Here is a shitty story:

A friend of mine is a workstudy for the music department at my school. He insists upon listening to his shitty hipster music while setting up music stands, chairs, and whatever stupid simple jobs he has to do. The band director has repeatedly told him to stop listening to music while on the job, but my friend refuses to stop since he doesn't see how it could hurt.

Well, the other day, he was setting up music stands when he realized he needed one more. So he decides to grab one from the stage of the auditorium. As usual, his music is playing, so he doesn't hear the world renowned pianist playing a very challenging composition for a very packed house. He opens up the door the the stage, takes three steps onto the well lit stage, looks up, realizes 2000 people are staring at him, turns around and walks right back out.

I think he still listens to music anyways.

[–]primo_mellon 62 points63 points ago

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In my town there's a popular venue where the bathrooms are right behind the (very thin) back wall of the stage. When people go to the restroom they can't help but peek through the door first to make sure they aren't walking on stage.

[–]ggggbabybabybaby 26 points27 points ago

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In my town there's a bar/restaurant that installed these one-way mirrored walls that separate the bathrooms from the dining area. The diners see a mirror while the people in the bathroom see out.

The problem is that on Friday and Saturday nights, they decided to turn the lights way off in the dining area and put up cheesy disco lighting while the bathrooms remained fully lit. I now know that pretty girls do indeed poop.

[–]-Emerica- 3 points4 points ago

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I can't tell if that's a great idea or not (before the second half of your story, of course).

[–]lpew 1 point2 points ago

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There is a nice pub in my city that has small windows in front of each urinal. When you pee you can see what's going on outside. People outside can see your face too. It's weird/cool.

[–]lennonmacca 23 points24 points ago

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That would be a shitty story.

[–]munchybot 68 points69 points ago

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Subtle.

[–]jordan314 1 point2 points ago

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Green Mill Chicago?

[–]primo_mellon 2 points3 points ago

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Speakeasy, Austin.

So close it feels like you're taking a shit on the stage.

[–]TimberlandXanadu 1 point2 points ago

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I think I'll be in Austin in about an hour.

[–]jamez042 57 points58 points ago

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Walks in
Too mainstream.
Walks out

[–]xebo 27 points28 points ago

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[–]Gnar04 7 points8 points ago

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i clicked the comments link just to scroll down and find this exact gif. thank you, predictable reddit.

[–]kurin 15 points16 points ago

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At least he wasn't singing along.

[–]the_cereal_killer 1 point2 points ago

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i didn't find this story to be shitty.

[–]yodawgiherd 2 points3 points ago

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So he didn't notice the fairly large pianist in front of him until he noticed others?

[–]Starrfx642 76 points77 points ago

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I never mentioned the size of the pianist. But, the piano was set up on the far side of the stage, so he didn't see it.

Both piano and pianist were average sized.

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[–]hivoltage815 63 points64 points ago

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CLICK HERE TO INCREASE YOUR PIANIST SIZE!!!

[–]darkplumb90 14 points15 points ago

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SHIT MAN, THAT LIKE, DOUBLED MY PIANIST SIZE!!!

[–]taco_tuesdays 4 points5 points ago

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I clicked that link like 4 times, the first three were because I didn't realize that it wasn't broken, and the last time to celebrate figuring it out.

[–]bumfromthefuture 2 points3 points ago

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Black by demand

[–]renesisxx 7 points8 points ago

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She was actual size, but she seemed much bigger to me.

[–]Grue 5 points6 points ago

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fairly large pianist

Heh heh heh.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago*

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Performing a standard "story dis-exaggeration" technique I think it's safe to say that the person's friend slightly opened a side door, causing a small amount of noise, noticed -- before even going through the door -- the spotlit stage and dark hall (where a somewhat well-known pianist was playing), had a rush of adrenaline and went back out with the end result being his embarrassment and a few people in the auditorium noticing a pair of metallic "ca-chunks."

[–]Starrfx642 13 points14 points ago

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No. He literally walked onto the stage.

[–]andan 8 points9 points ago

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Disexaggerator should be your new novelty account. I'm serious: Do it.

[–]Starrfx642 5 points6 points ago

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No. He literally walked onto the stage.

[–]jeaguilar 16 points17 points ago

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Twice, apparently.

[–]OverlordXenu 1 point2 points ago

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Just because you don't like it doesn't make it "shitty hipster music." Do you really need to be so judgmental?

[–]ieatsocks 1 point2 points ago

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Maybe it was?

[–]Quitched 51 points52 points ago

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This isn't where I parked my car?

[–]G2nelson 26 points27 points ago

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All that was missing was him having a finger half way up his nose.

[–]buford419 5 points6 points ago

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Or a dildo.

[–]buford419 1 point2 points ago

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Or another orifice.

[–]cranberrysaus 25 points26 points ago

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Once accidentally walked into the ladies locker room. I don't think anybody noticed, and I just walked back out normally.

BUT I WAS SCARRED FOR LIFE.

[–]azreal156 6 points7 points ago

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God, this reminds me of one of the many times I've entered the ladies bathroom.

I was really deep in thought, so the lack of urinals didn't seem to phase me. I enter a stall and start taking a piss when I hear some woman on a phone walk in and I start wondering to myself how stupid she must feel walking into the men's restroom. She stops talking and immediately leaves the room, so I finish and leave only to see her outside the door waiting. By this point I'm extremely confused by her actions. After she enters the restroom again, I stop, do a 180, check the sign, and I can only imagine how red my face got as I realized what really just happened.

[–]Tokeli 5 points6 points ago

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WHAT WAS IN THERE. WHERE THERE COUCHES, TVS?

[–]The_Reverend 1 point2 points ago

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I used to always wonder this as a kid. I think it was partly to do with (still) not understanding why women go to the toilet in multiples. What do they do in there?!?!

[–][deleted] 24 points25 points ago

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Guy should have just gone with it.

Could've walked up to Biden, whispered "I like your hair" in his ear, and walked briskly back out while muttering his into watch strap.

[–]garak_de 91 points92 points ago

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[–]calmlunatic 42 points43 points ago

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reminded me of this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=maNnLb3apSI somehow.

[–]i_am_my_father 21 points22 points ago

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HOW DID THIS BLACK GUY GET INTO YOUR HOUSE

[–]samstr 3 points4 points ago

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It's night time! and she's really tired.

[–]doug346578910[S] 21 points22 points ago

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:(

[–]JohnGalt2010 2 points3 points ago

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I've seen a GIF of this but it was mirrored; grandpa was on the left. Why is this?

[–]wierdaaron 12 points13 points ago

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The GIF was right. I've noticed that when cartoons (maybe non-cartoons as well) are uploaded to youtube by users, they purposely mirror the image. I'm not certain, but I think it's to prevent the automatic copyright infringement detection systems from spotting them as illegally uploaded material since they work by comparing frames of uploaded stuff to a library of frames from copyrighted material.

Note, this is the second plausible-seeming but still largely guess-based post I've made today involving mirrored images.

[–]sixthchild1 2 points3 points ago

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I've heard it is to try to circumvent whatever YouTube uses to take down copyrighted material.

[–]BDaught 5 points6 points ago

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"Oh didn't I tell you? My house was recently haunted."

[–]UghImRegistered 10 points11 points ago

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Reminded me of this one actually: http://www.thesimpsons.lt/lt/uploads/1240857947_2-1knkrs.jpg

"I will always be true..."

[–]doug346578910[S] 8 points9 points ago

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Ahh, The Simpsons :)

[–]ThatAmericanGuy 3 points4 points ago

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Reminded me of the end of this little gem.

[–]EvilHom3r 4 points5 points ago*

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[–]ereissoup 0 points1 point ago

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Why do they call it an XBOX 360?

[–]LoopyDood 15 points16 points ago

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Because when you see one, you do a 360 so you're... facing it again.

[–]asskickingjedi 14 points15 points ago

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Pat Patterson knows the feeling all too well.

[–]Reverses_Your_Gif 13 points14 points ago

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Not as embarrassing as when I do this though: http://reversegif.com/9sr

[–]Spengler753 5 points6 points ago

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He must of walked into another speech and he got himself stuck in a neverending cycle of speeches he has to walk out of.

[–]AnalogDan 92 points93 points ago

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I understand him making this mistake once, but 2,657 times? He might have even done it more after that but I stopped watching.

[–]StoryGopher 13 points14 points ago

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I figured he was trying to get the nerve to moonwalk back but he kept chickening out.

[–]ACamelsDragon 5 points6 points ago

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My new mission in life is to lean to moonwalk perfectly so i can moonwalk behind the president.

[–]hypernova2121 2 points3 points ago

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fool me once, shame on you fool me two thousand six hundred fifty seven times. shame on ME

[–]Atario 1 point2 points ago

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Really? This "joke" again? I thought I escaped it when I bailed from Digg.

[–]netcrusher88 12 points13 points ago

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Is that Gibbs?

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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i think so. i miss that guy. carney just isn't the same.

[–]tovias 3 points4 points ago

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That's who I thought it was. Hair and glasses seem to match.

[–]orange_jooze 2 points3 points ago

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Looks like Al Gore to me.

[–]Gackt 13 points14 points ago

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C'mon, who hasn't experienced waking up in the white house after a really crazy drinking night?

[–]orange_jooze 1 point2 points ago

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And married to a girl you never met.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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No lie, for the first few presidents, all you had to do was sign the white house guest register and you were in the white house. People would sleep on the couches if they had been drinking too much that night and needed a place to crash.

[–][deleted] 28 points29 points ago

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reminds me of that time I caught my sister masturbating to Driving Miss Daisy.

felt like an idiot

[–]Stick 26 points27 points ago

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Then you felt her.

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points ago

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not that time

[–]Ilyanep 4 points5 points ago

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It was non-sexual and silly.

[–]JinMarui 5 points6 points ago

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She must really like Morgan Freeman's voice.

[–]Crailek 3 points4 points ago

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Oh, like you've never masturbated to Driving Miss Daisy.

[–]tyrghast 4 points5 points ago

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there is more to this story

[–]Troll_Sauce 60 points61 points ago

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This guy is the human version of Socially Awkward Penguin!

[–]Thizzlbafool 106 points107 points ago

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finally work up the courage to talk to president

nevermind... hes talking to someone else

[–]rockerball 24 points25 points ago

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If only he pulled out a phone to pretend he got a txt.

[–]S_knight 11 points12 points ago

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He needs to do an IAMA

[–]libbykino 5 points6 points ago

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[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I think Story Time is the best part of Reddit.

[–]Nyubis 17 points18 points ago

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It's most annoying when you're just walking out of a bathroom.

[–]xdig2000 6 points7 points ago

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Then wait in the bathroom? How long is that speech?

[–]yousername 9 points10 points ago

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I remember the first time I creeped up on Obama during a press conference. Good times :)

[–]oldnumber7 1 point2 points ago*

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I actually have a picture that's basically me creeping in the background while Hillary and Obama speak.

Edit: The picture

[–]sil0 9 points10 points ago

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I did this a few weeks ago. Had class in 438 and I walked into a class in 437 that was already in progress. I did the little turn-on-heal move he did. Your post made my cheeks turn red all over again.

[–]youra6 2 points3 points ago

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Should of walked in like a boss.

[–]SpellingErrors 1 point2 points ago

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You mean "Should have".

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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You healed people in the lecture?

[–]Spengler753 4 points5 points ago

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It was a class on learning how to get out the fire during a raid. Sadly, everyone died because his turn-on-heal was not quick enough.

[–]Shadowrose 1 point2 points ago

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Should've used lay-on-hands.

[–]genki831 6 points7 points ago

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And he keeps doing it. When will he stop? Walk in, look embarrassed, walk out, repeat. What is this guy on?

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

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Friend of mine and I once attended her friend's wedding. Catholic, boring as hell. The reception was a few city blocks away, so we decided to stop at a bar and get preplastered before the reception. After a few drinks each, we head to the reception, and everyone is heading out of the "nomnom" area to the large banquet hall. We were ravenous so we pigged out on what remained, and headed upstairs to the banquet hall. I walk out of the elevator, stumbling and swaying a tad (very strong drinks I guess) and I look up and there are a few hundred people, and a large spotlight pointed right at me. I did the deer in headlights thing for a few seconds, then my friend pulls me to the side and the newlyweds right behind me gave me this glare as they greeted their family/friends.

I was too buzzed to realize the impact until later.

[–]GroundhogExpert 5 points6 points ago

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Was that Michael Scott?

[–]ReverendDizzle 4 points5 points ago

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Oh I've been there.

Several years ago I'm standing up in a friend's wedding. After the wedding he asks me to run a quick errand to grab something. No problem. I get totally lost, finally get to the reception hall, and sneak into the reception. It's super dark, the lights are down low (really low!) and there are a couple of projectors doing this wishy washy love story crap. I sit down at the head table, can barely see a thing because the projection screen is right above the head table and it's bright as fuck.

After a minute or so my eyes adjust and I realize that I am the only one in the entire room who isn't midnight black. I'm not in a room of medium shades and occasional tawny highlights. Oh no, I'm in the blackest room I've ever been in. I'm like a confused marshmallow on the sands of Punaluu beach.

The gentleman sitting next to me turns to me and, noticing my infinite whiteness, says in a heavy west African accent "You appear, good sir, to be misplaced." I reply "I am more simultaneously misplaced and sober than I have ever been. This is not the wedding I'm looking for." He nodded "This is definitely not the wedding you're looking for." So before the lights raise, I sneak out of there and find the right reception in the building.

[–]mrguddiat 4 points5 points ago

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Best part is when he's pretending that he was going to turn around and walk out again.

It's like when you're running towards the bus. You see the doors closing up but you keep running, then the bus drives away but you keep on running/jogging by the station like you were supposed to go out for a run.

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[–]Uriah_Heep 14 points15 points ago

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Someone change it to an animated socially awkward penguin!

[–]-GuybrushThreepwood- 8 points9 points ago

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Let us know when you're done.

[–]matlick 2 points3 points ago

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He comes out like 10 times in a row, why didn't he learn?

[–]Qaplalala 3 points4 points ago

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That looks like Gibbs. I feel like he should be aware of a press conference happening?

[–]sxysteve 2 points3 points ago

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When i see this i always think "Alright im gonna do it im gonna finish the pres...eh nvm hes not so bad"

[–]flukshun 5 points6 points ago

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I like how you used "finish" to avoid getting flagged by the feds

[–]sxysteve 1 point2 points ago

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Yeah i back spaced the K word real quick.

[–]AgentBillWilkerson 1 point2 points ago

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Too late.

IP: 137.54.118.19

OS: Windows 32bit

Indefinite detention authorized by the NATIONAL RIGHTS Act (Negating Anti-American Terrorism In Online Networks And Lobbies by Regaining Intelligence GatHering Techniques and Skillsets Act).

[–]supremeMilo 2 points3 points ago

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Yeah, I went to the White House when I was about 6

[–]psypiral 31 points32 points ago

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"Whoops. I was looking for 'Change', none there".

[–][deleted] 116 points117 points ago

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Ladies and gentlemen, Jaaaaaaaay Leno!

[–]jamaph 15 points16 points ago

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"Whoops, came here to look for witty reddit comments, just found lame Obama jokes from circa 2010."

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[–]hivoltage815 21 points22 points ago

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2011 is still circa 2010 in my opinion.

[–]Poltras 13 points14 points ago

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2011 is the new 2010!

[–]orange_jooze 6 points7 points ago

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Once you go 2011, you never go 2010.

[–]KellyTheBoy 5 points6 points ago

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2011 is the gateway year... next it'll be 2012... Then 2013! It's a slippery slope.

[–]TheRaven7 1 point2 points ago

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I'm surprised he didn't get shot by the SS.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Walked in on a wedding once. But it was in the back, so only a couple people saw.

[–]chizzle 1 point2 points ago

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I've never been to the White House.

[–]Javindo 1 point2 points ago

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This is not my story however a friend of mine lived in India for a while and during that time witnessed a stage hand during a local theatrical performance stand centre stage eating a packet of crisps whilst the curtains opened. In his moment of sudden realisation that a crowd full of people were staring at him, he simply waved and casually walked off, still eating his crisps.

[–]tha_snazzle 1 point2 points ago

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Yep, we've all been there. Most of us went in 8th grade.

[–]Hack0201 1 point2 points ago

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I miss Gibbs...

[–]ptsaq 1 point2 points ago

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I went to the wrong classroom on the wrong day for at least one final each semester in college, did well though. Each time I "smoothly" sat down and tried discreetly to figure out where the fuck I was and where the fuck my exam was. Eventually, after people started to say things to me like, "you know your exam is not the same time or in the same room as the class right?", I slowly walk out, run to my car, to my apartment and realize I should start reading the exam schedule, which I obviously never did, never missed a final though.

[–]JustTrollingYou 1 point2 points ago

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We've all been behind Obama before, now we aren't.

[–]spaceguy 1 point2 points ago

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If by "there" you mean sitting in our chairs watching this, then yes we all have been there.

[–]SuperfluousMoniker 1 point2 points ago

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I go to this body shop whenever I have car trouble because I know the owner and he gives me a good deal. So one day I go down because my A/C stopped working, now I had been to this place at least a dozen times, so I didn't look at the sign or anything, just walked right in.

Instead of a body shop lobby, I walked into a hair and nails place that I would describe as ethnic. I just stood there for about a second, confused, while four women stared at the white boy who just walked in. Turns out that a couple months before they had switched offices and now the body shop was a couple doors down in the strip mall...

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i believe this is appropriate for this post

http://i.imgur.com/avwMh.gif

[–]MrDempsi 1 point2 points ago

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''I'm telling you Barry, this isn't the way to the lunch hal....Oh poop, he got me again.''

[–]theghostofme 2 points3 points ago

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Socially Awkward Political Aide?

[–]iamjob 1 point2 points ago

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Maybe I'm in a really good mood but I laughed a little too hard at that. Yes some pee may have come out.

[–]Cptn_Janeway 2 points3 points ago

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Awkward...

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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1st day on the job? bet he was just trying to find the restroom.

[–]desquibnt 0 points1 point ago

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This gets reposted so much

[–]hoffnutsisdope 0 points1 point ago

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Robert Gibbs?

[–]promise_reprise 0 points1 point ago

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socially awkward penguin

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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This isn't where I parked my car

[–]Eschmacher 0 points1 point ago

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OHHHH THIS ISN'T WHERE I PARKED MY CAR! (facepalm)

[–]sarahfailin 0 points1 point ago

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professor, it seems we've gone back in time...

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Once I stormed straight into a classroom, apologized for being late and was right about to sit down when I realized it was the wrong class. They laughed pretty hard. It felt great accidentally entertaining a whole class first thing in the morning though.