We've all been there

dietigress · 1 year

Happens to me all the time. Sometimes I walk out of my bedroom door and BAM, there's a speech going on. It's so embarrassing.

punkwalrus · 1 year

I was once doing some emcee work in front of about 1000-1200 sci-fi fans. I had forgotten to turn my cell phone off, and it rang in my pocket. It was my boss. Because I was stalling for time, I made a joke about it, and answered.

Boss: Yeah, where are you?
Me: I am in Baltimore, in front of a crowd of about 1000 people.
Boss: Hahaha... I forgot you weren't on shift.
Me: [to crowd] Say hello to Dennis, my boss! He forgot I am working here this weekend.
Crowd: HELLO, DENNIS!
Boss: Oh ... uh... [click]

He got stage fright on the phone. Hah.

flukshun · 1 year

One time I was absentmindedly walking to class. The door that leads to the hallway to my class is right next to the door that leads to a lecture hall. So I was walking while listening to music and didn't notice I walked into the lecture hall.

A class was going on with about 100 students and there I was, walking in the very front of the lecture hall where the teacher was lecturing. I walked past the teacher before realizing the 100s of students and teacher were staring at me.

Did a 360 degree turn and paced out of there.

Starrfx642 · 1 year

Here is a shitty story:

A friend of mine is a workstudy for the music department at my school. He insists upon listening to his shitty hipster music while setting up music stands, chairs, and whatever stupid simple jobs he has to do. The band director has repeatedly told him to stop listening to music while on the job, but my friend refuses to stop since he doesn't see how it could hurt.

Well, the other day, he was setting up music stands when he realized he needed one more. So he decides to grab one from the stage of the auditorium. As usual, his music is playing, so he doesn't hear the world renowned pianist playing a very challenging composition for a very packed house. He opens up the door the the stage, takes three steps onto the well lit stage, looks up, realizes 2000 people are staring at him, turns around and walks right back out.

I think he still listens to music anyways.

Quitched · 1 year

This isn't where I parked my car?

G2nelson · 1 year

All that was missing was him having a finger half way up his nose.

cranberrysaus · 1 year

Once accidentally walked into the ladies locker room. I don't think anybody noticed, and I just walked back out normally.

BUT I WAS SCARRED FOR LIFE.

[deleted] · 1 year

Guy should have just gone with it.

Could've walked up to Biden, whispered "I like your hair" in his ear, and walked briskly back out while muttering his into watch strap.

garak_de · 1 year

reminded me of http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95Z7dCTsTO0 somehow

asskickingjedi · 1 year

Pat Patterson knows the feeling all too well.

Reverses_Your_Gif · 1 year

Not as embarrassing as when I do this though: http://reversegif.com/9sr

AnalogDan · 1 year

I understand him making this mistake once, but 2,657 times? He might have even done it more after that but I stopped watching.

netcrusher88 · 1 year

Is that Gibbs?

Gackt · 1 year

C'mon, who hasn't experienced waking up in the white house after a really crazy drinking night?

Stick · 1 year

reminds me of that time I caught my sister masturbating to Driving Miss Daisy.

felt like an idiot

Troll_Sauce · 1 year

This guy is the human version of Socially Awkward Penguin!

[deleted] · 1 year

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Nyubis · 1 year

It's most annoying when you're just walking out of a bathroom.

yousername · 1 year

I remember the first time I creeped up on Obama during a press conference. Good times :)

sil0 · 1 year

I did this a few weeks ago. Had class in 438 and I walked into a class in 437 that was already in progress. I did the little turn-on-heal move he did. Your post made my cheeks turn red all over again.

genki831 · 1 year

And he keeps doing it. When will he stop? Walk in, look embarrassed, walk out, repeat. What is this guy on?

[deleted] · 1 year

Friend of mine and I once attended her friend's wedding. Catholic, boring as hell. The reception was a few city blocks away, so we decided to stop at a bar and get preplastered before the reception. After a few drinks each, we head to the reception, and everyone is heading out of the "nomnom" area to the large banquet hall. We were ravenous so we pigged out on what remained, and headed upstairs to the banquet hall. I walk out of the elevator, stumbling and swaying a tad (very strong drinks I guess) and I look up and there are a few hundred people, and a large spotlight pointed right at me. I did the deer in headlights thing for a few seconds, then my friend pulls me to the side and the newlyweds right behind me gave me this glare as they greeted their family/friends.

I was too buzzed to realize the impact until later.

GroundhogExpert · 1 year

Was that Michael Scott?

ReverendDizzle · 1 year

Oh I've been there.

Several years ago I'm standing up in a friend's wedding. After the wedding he asks me to run a quick errand to grab something. No problem. I get totally lost, finally get to the reception hall, and sneak into the reception. It's super dark, the lights are down low (really low!) and there are a couple of projectors doing this wishy washy love story crap. I sit down at the head table, can barely see a thing because the projection screen is right above the head table and it's bright as fuck.

After a minute or so my eyes adjust and I realize that I am the only one in the entire room who isn't midnight black. I'm not in a room of medium shades and occasional tawny highlights. Oh no, I'm in the blackest room I've ever been in. I'm like a confused marshmallow on the sands of Punaluu beach.

The gentleman sitting next to me turns to me and, noticing my infinite whiteness, says in a heavy west African accent "You appear, good sir, to be misplaced." I reply "I am more simultaneously misplaced and sober than I have ever been. This is not the wedding I'm looking for." He nodded "This is definitely not the wedding you're looking for." So before the lights raise, I sneak out of there and find the right reception in the building.

mrguddiat · 1 year

Best part is when he's pretending that he was going to turn around and walk out again.

It's like when you're running towards the bus. You see the doors closing up but you keep running, then the bus drives away but you keep on running/jogging by the station like you were supposed to go out for a run.

[deleted] · 1 year

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6zu8D05ECY

This is great too!

Uriah_Heep · 1 year

Someone change it to an animated socially awkward penguin!

matlick · 1 year

He comes out like 10 times in a row, why didn't he learn?

Qaplalala · 1 year

That looks like Gibbs. I feel like he should be aware of a press conference happening?

sxysteve · 1 year

When i see this i always think "Alright im gonna do it im gonna finish the pres...eh nvm hes not so bad"

supremeMilo · 1 year

Yeah, I went to the White House when I was about 6

psypiral · 1 year

"Whoops. I was looking for 'Change', none there".

TheRaven7 · 1 year

I'm surprised he didn't get shot by the SS.

[deleted] · 1 year

Walked in on a wedding once. But it was in the back, so only a couple people saw.

chizzle · 1 year

I've never been to the White House.

Javindo · 1 year

This is not my story however a friend of mine lived in India for a while and during that time witnessed a stage hand during a local theatrical performance stand centre stage eating a packet of crisps whilst the curtains opened. In his moment of sudden realisation that a crowd full of people were staring at him, he simply waved and casually walked off, still eating his crisps.

tha_snazzle · 1 year

Yep, we've all been there. Most of us went in 8th grade.

Hack0201 · 1 year

I miss Gibbs...

ptsaq · 1 year

I went to the wrong classroom on the wrong day for at least one final each semester in college, did well though. Each time I "smoothly" sat down and tried discreetly to figure out where the fuck I was and where the fuck my exam was. Eventually, after people started to say things to me like, "you know your exam is not the same time or in the same room as the class right?", I slowly walk out, run to my car, to my apartment and realize I should start reading the exam schedule, which I obviously never did, never missed a final though.

JustTrollingYou · 1 year

We've all been behind Obama before, now we aren't.

spaceguy · 1 year

If by "there" you mean sitting in our chairs watching this, then yes we all have been there.

SuperfluousMoniker · 1 year

I go to this body shop whenever I have car trouble because I know the owner and he gives me a good deal. So one day I go down because my A/C stopped working, now I had been to this place at least a dozen times, so I didn't look at the sign or anything, just walked right in.

Instead of a body shop lobby, I walked into a hair and nails place that I would describe as ethnic. I just stood there for about a second, confused, while four women stared at the white boy who just walked in. Turns out that a couple months before they had switched offices and now the body shop was a couple doors down in the strip mall...

[deleted] · 1 year

i believe this is appropriate for this post

http://i.imgur.com/avwMh.gif

MrDempsi · 1 year

''I'm telling you Barry, this isn't the way to the lunch hal....Oh poop, he got me again.''

theghostofme · 1 year

Socially Awkward Political Aide?

iamjob · 1 year

Maybe I'm in a really good mood but I laughed a little too hard at that. Yes some pee may have come out.

Cptn_Janeway · 1 year

Awkward...

[deleted] · 1 year

1st day on the job? bet he was just trying to find the restroom.

desquibnt · 1 year

This gets reposted so much

hoffnutsisdope · 1 year

Robert Gibbs?

promise_reprise · 1 year

socially awkward penguin

[deleted] · 1 year

This isn't where I parked my car

Eschmacher · 1 year

OHHHH THIS ISN'T WHERE I PARKED MY CAR! (facepalm)

sarahfailin · 1 year

professor, it seems we've gone back in time...

[deleted] · 1 year

Once I stormed straight into a classroom, apologized for being late and was right about to sit down when I realized it was the wrong class. They laughed pretty hard. It felt great accidentally entertaining a whole class first thing in the morning though.

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