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[–]Monkey_Priest 5 points6 points ago

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Did anybody else read that in the Powerthirst voice?

[–]maxgud 0 points1 point ago

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[–]ziby 0 points1 point ago

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No, I read it in the voice of a yelling black man.

[–]unshaventhumper[S] 1 point2 points ago

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That's racist!

[–]ACDCGAMER 5 points6 points ago

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Yeah... except that Earthquake/Earth Power practically destroys Aggron in one hit.

[–]unshaventhumper[S] 1 point2 points ago

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OH SNAP!

[–]ACDCGAMER 1 point2 points ago

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Don't forget Fighting-type moves like Focus Blast or Aura Sphere as well. Either way, Aggron is pretty badass.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Dumb pokemon hippies thinking there are only 150. There are at least 252. Gold and Silver were the best. You know what's better than a lame ass Aggron? A FUCKING TYRANITAR. ROCK AND DARK TYPE. THE BADDEST COMBO EVAR. The rock dino will FUCK YOUR WORLD.

[–]alwaystakeabanana 7 points8 points ago

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What is that? Cuz it sure as shit isn't a Pokemon! There are only 150 Pokemon, and I can rap 'em all.

Yeah booiiii

[–]petedawes 0 points1 point ago

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When I was a kid I knew of 152. (Mew and MISSINGNO) I consider all other pokemon to be invalid.

[–]alwaystakeabanana 0 points1 point ago

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Oh yeah I'll consider mew valid

[–]Black_Apalachi 0 points1 point ago

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150 and no dumb ass robots!

[–]alwaystakeabanana 3 points4 points ago

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Go Pokepurists! Lol.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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this calls for some pokethnic cleansing

[–]315was_an_inside_job 1 point2 points ago

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A pokerom.

[–]Insuevi 0 points1 point ago

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A Pokecaust?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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The Rock does it better.

"IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR FAVORITE POKEMON IS!"

[–]BasaltView 0 points1 point ago

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"Machamp used Low Kick!...It's super effective!"
..."Enemy Aggron fainted!"
...

[–]TMFC666 -2 points-1 points ago

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Should have stopped after the first two lines.

[–]DiscoRage -1 points0 points ago

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Oh christ, I couldn't agree more.