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[–]loaf24[S] 5 points6 points ago

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she just showed me the way, and now here i am

[–]littlestghoust[!] 0 points1 point ago

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She showed me how to get here...not how to get out!

[–]feureau -4 points-3 points ago

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Welcome to the internet. Now turn around and go back to /b/.

[–]johnny5ismyson 1 point2 points ago

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[–]del_rio 19 points20 points ago

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I wanted to upvote because it made me lol

I wanted to downvote because it's been posted and reposted countless times

I ended up typing this and moving on.

[–]Delfishie 9 points10 points ago

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A free verse poem by del rio, everybody! applauds

[–]feureau 0 points1 point ago

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""A free verse poem by del rio, everybody! applauds" - Delfishie" - Feureau

[–]Labdisco -1 points0 points ago

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-Michael Scott

[–]feureau 6 points7 points ago

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[–]loaf24[S] 0 points1 point ago

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it has been reposted but this lady gets me every time

[–]Delfishie 4 points5 points ago

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I was led to the internet by a prancing Al Gore, strewn flowers at my feet and the funky waft of free porn ahead of me.

[–]feureau 0 points1 point ago

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I like that poem. Particularly the porn part.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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She seems legit.

[–]loaf24[S] 1 point2 points ago

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she IS legit

[–]MelonJelly 1 point2 points ago

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I have no idea who she is, or where she comes from, but she is easily one of the more awesome elderly I've seen.

Seriously, who is that?

[–]rcgisog 3 points4 points ago

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Laughed until I cried and I don't even know why.

[–]feureau 2 points3 points ago

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Oh look! Somebody left the laughing gas on.

[–]Nater_the_Greater 1 point2 points ago

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I thought that was Jack Horkheimer for a minute.

[–]happycavy 0 points1 point ago

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The World Wide Web is very weird.

[–]masterbaker 0 points1 point ago

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Ahh, the elusive Internet surfer, Here we see our subject in its natural environment. Let's watch and see how they act in their natural habitat, just magical...

[–]Really_Im_OK 0 points1 point ago

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This was The Architect when the Matrix was in alpha.

[–]mmazzariol 0 points1 point ago

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Thank you! It's like the whole internet was created solely to make this moment possible.

[–]Posidon 0 points1 point ago

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Nice Old Lady: Sends Facebook friend request. Me: Accept. Old Lady: Sends Farmville friend request. Me: Score, another app to block.

[–]fab-s 0 points1 point ago

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So you started with AOL?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I, for one, am very glad for this repost, as my friend and I were just looking for this gem last night.

[–]crawlyyy -1 points0 points ago

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This picture looks very awkward and wrong.

Do you mean to say that the internet is like this? Really?

[–]mab98122 -3 points-2 points ago

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I laughed a lot.