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[–]chumshot 112 points113 points ago

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I feel like I'm back on /b/ circa 2007

[–]Traceback 77 points78 points ago

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It's called reddit.

[–]Fountainhead 23 points24 points ago

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it's because they got sick of /b/ and moved to reddit but feel nostalgic and upvote this shit based on that. You can blame it on reddit, but I blame it on their mom.

[–]hypernova2121 6 points7 points ago

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christ, word for word man

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[–]FLarsen 0 points1 point ago

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Oh god...

Disregard what Traceback said. We're not on reddit, we're on digg.

[–]randomb0y 1 point2 points ago

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That guy's a comment spammer.

[–]FLarsen 1 point2 points ago

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I know. He was spamming typical digg frontpage material.

[–]Serotonin_Agonist 6 points7 points ago

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That was from something awful dog

[–]bluearmageddon 14 points15 points ago

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I feel like a lot of people who JUST discovered the internet get on this site.

[–]pseudolobster 5 points6 points ago

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I blame youtube.

[–]bluearmageddon 0 points1 point ago

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I would agree.

[–]oogaboogacaveman 21 points22 points ago

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it's funny because blind people can't see it and get offended

[–]Backupusername 35 points36 points ago

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But the goggles don't even do anything, I've heard.

[–]screamingtree 9 points10 points ago

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[–]EliteHunting -1 points0 points ago

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I have no idea why you're getting downvoted.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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Ebaums

[–]thebeefytaco 1 point2 points ago

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FUCK Eric Bauman.

[–]omghowdidigethere 1 point2 points ago

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I have no idea what's going on in this thread. Is this real life?

[–]EliteHunting 1 point2 points ago

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Valid Username.

[–]ck14136 10 points11 points ago

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holy fucking nostalgia

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I know, in all chemistry rooms in high school. My friends Dad owned Flinn scientific too, so it was 'extra' promoted at our school.

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[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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Lolol ≠ holy fucking

You must wait longer, your day will come

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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jesus shitting sage goku 665

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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wut

[–]sagegoku665 1 point2 points ago

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Is this what you wanted??

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points ago

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Does anyone have the real copy of this, or a link to buy the real poster? We had it in my Chem class and I've always wanted one for my room.

Danke over 9000 interwebz if you gimme

slipped into /b/ there for a sec, sorry.

[–]krigney 21 points22 points ago

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I scanned our schools Carol poster.

You're welcome

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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have an upvote you glorious bastard

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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That's 9 gigawebz.

[–]TangoZilla 22 points23 points ago

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I imagine it doesn't help at all that she's not a kid. Since it is, after all, the taste that only kids can see.

[–]XWUWTR 5 points6 points ago

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But I wonder. Would it have been better to let adults see it too? I mean, kids weren't buying the cereal. Parents sure as hell weren't buying it because it was healthy. Maybe if they could have seen the taste, they would have been more lenient and let me eat it once in a while instead of buying that stupid generic poorly-boxed bran and grounding me when they found it poured down the side of the drain that didn't have garbage disposal how was I supposed to know I was six.

[–]TangoZilla 1 point2 points ago

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Clearly a poor marketing decision.

[–]JesusTheLawnGnome 7 points8 points ago

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We had those posters in my High School.

We also had a picture of an EPIC looking dragon breathing fire with the caption "Smoking Gives You Dragon Breath".

Yeah, apparently that was supposed to DETER people from smoking.

[–]aglorifiedidiot 6 points7 points ago

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[–]Grimant 2 points3 points ago

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[–]picsandnsfwonly 1 point2 points ago

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FUCKING SWEET!

[–]docta_pepper 0 points1 point ago

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I remember this poster from highschool

[–]KibblesnBitts 1 point2 points ago

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Dragon Breath? Brb, going to buy some Marlboros.

[–]MrTissues 0 points1 point ago

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Man I would love to have that poster in my room.

[–]ThePain 4 points5 points ago

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I was part of that Photoshop thread on Something Awful, that was one of the entries.

This one was mine!

spent 10 minutes looking through old picture folders to find that

[–]RizzoFromDigg 1 point2 points ago

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There was an old YTMND that compiled many Carol posters and set it to a disco soundtrack, if I remember correctly.

[–]kamokow 1 point2 points ago

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It's funny, I bought Cinnamon Toast Crunch for the first time in a long time, and just started eating the first bowl out of the box as I opened this image. And by funny, I mean creepy.

[–]benjeye 1 point2 points ago

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[–]SKRules 3 points4 points ago

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There was a copy of the real one of these posted in my high school chemistry room. We always wore our safety glasses.

[–]Randallrocks 0 points1 point ago

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There's still one in mine.

[–]T-Fro 0 points1 point ago

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We always said that she doesn't need them now because she was a super hero!

[–]jjbay 1 point2 points ago

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It's got, uhh...tan lines?

[–]cravf 1 point2 points ago

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This is the only Cinnamon Toast Crunch commercial I remember. Also, it's apparently the only Cinnamon Toast Crunch commercial no one else remembers.

[–]Creelar 0 points1 point ago

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I saw a modified version of this that made me laugh hard once:

  • Same heading

  • "Now she can't stay at work anymore. Safety is never a joke."

  • The Sperm Donor Clinics Union.

[–]lasernut 0 points1 point ago

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This makes about as much sense as the ad for Brawndo: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tbxq0IDqD04

[–]Zimb0 0 points1 point ago

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So terribly delicious.

[–]physicscat 0 points1 point ago

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Used to have the real thing hanging up in my lab at school...someone stole it. After seeing it on Reddit I finally understood why.

[–]grigori-girl 0 points1 point ago

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That reminds me of something Kids in the Hall would come up with hehe

[–]anthony30542 0 points1 point ago

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Carol never wore her safety goggles, now she can't see how many reposts there are on reddit.

[–]SofaKingBlazed 0 points1 point ago

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Damn, I was actually there when this meme was born. Now I feel old.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I had this taped to my office wall at work a few years ago. Minus the cereal reference.

[–]ChazSantillies 0 points1 point ago

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I'm eating cinnamon toast crunch right now as i saw this haha

[–]UndeadManatee 0 points1 point ago

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a fate truly worse than death.

[–]FappingFury 0 points1 point ago

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NOW SHE'S PUTTING ON THE RITZ

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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This and another poster were the only things I remember from Chem.

The other one was:

"Little Johnny took a drink, but now he'll drink no more.

For what he thought was H2O, was H2SO4."

[–]tokinwhiteguy 0 points1 point ago

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Carol is looking pretty boss with that pimp cane.

[–]theicklestone 0 points1 point ago

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My name is Carol. And people always make some "did you never wear your safety glasses?" comment when they meet me for the first time.

[–]chemistry_teacher 0 points1 point ago

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Are you blind?

[–]theicklestone 0 points1 point ago

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No, but I do wear glasses sometimes.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Purchase link for those who want it.

[–]minestrone11 0 points1 point ago

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My high school teacher had that poster up. It both made me laugh and scared the shit out of me.

[–]DoktorSleepless 0 points1 point ago

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My favorite is version is "Carol never wore her safety goggles. Now's she's daredevil"

[–]OsakaWilson 0 points1 point ago

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That is because most of her frontal lobe and all of the right hemisphere of her brain is missing.

[–]FLCLimax1 0 points1 point ago

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I have this poster! I made my high school chemistry teacher give it to me when she retired. She even wrote me a note on the back.

[–]aoishaoifh -1 points0 points ago

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i always saw the "carol never wore her safety goggles and now she doesn't need them" and i would say "because she passed chemistry the first time"

[–]crusher8576 -1 points0 points ago

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My chemistry room had one of these. I believe there's even a few facebook groups about it.

[–]Ricuta -1 points0 points ago

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Brilliant I must say.

[–]xebo -1 points0 points ago

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JEFF BRIDGES

[–]ammderlu -1 points0 points ago

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Carol never used birth control.

[–]tarballs_are_good -1 points0 points ago

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REESE'S FOR BREAKFAST???

[–]estrogenreceptor -1 points0 points ago

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That same poster is in my chem lab! Thought it was hilarious!

[–]ChronicLair -1 points0 points ago

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I am so high right now. That is way funnier than it should have been.

[–]jogloran -1 points0 points ago

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[–]apullin -1 points0 points ago

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I went blind due to an accident involving the handling of MEKP. It's serious business.

[–]jinchoung -1 points0 points ago

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these goggles, they do nothing!

[–]guzzlah -1 points0 points ago

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What's that Carol, you can't see the FLAVOR?!?

[–]Amonaroso 0 points1 point ago

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The kids chose this because of something printed on the packet.

[–]skippy619 -2 points-1 points ago

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Silly blind woman, tricks are for kids!

[–]dlnmtt -2 points-1 points ago

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Ha I know the owner and president of that company, his stupid self prolly came up with that poster

[–]bugeye999 -2 points-1 points ago

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Is there a higher res version of this? I'd like to print it out and replace the copy of this poster in one of my classes for april fools