this post was submitted on
901 points (59% like it)
2,888 up votes 1,987 down votes

pics

subscribe2,547,474 readers

5,942 users here now

Submit your Halloween pumpkin pics to /r/horror's carving competition!

A place to share interesting photographs and pictures. Feel free to post your own, but please read the rules first (see below), and note that we are not a catch-all for general images (of screenshots, comics, etc.)

Spoiler code

Please mark spoilers like this:
[text here](/spoiler)

Hover over to read.

Rules

  1. No screenshots, or pictures with added or superimposed text. This includes image macros, comics, info-graphics and most diagrams. Text (e.g. a URL) serving to credit the original author is exempt.

  2. No gore or porn. NSFW content must be tagged.

  3. No personal information. This includes anything hosted on Facebook's servers, as they can be traced to the original account holder. Stalking & harassment will not be tolerated.

  4. No solicitation of votes (including "cake day" posts), posts with their sole purpose being to communicate with another redditor, or [FIXED] posts. DAE posts go in /r/DoesAnybodyElse. "Fixed" posts should be added as a comment to the original image.

  5. Submissions must link directly to a specific image file or to an image hosting website with minimal ads. We do not allow blog hosting of images ("blogspam"), but links to albums on image hosting websites are okay. URL shorteners are prohibited.

  • If your submission appears to be filtered but definitely meets the above rules, please send us a message with a link to the comments section of your post (not a direct link to the image). Don't delete it as that just makes the filter hate you!

  • If you come across any rule violations, please report the submission or message the mods and one of us will remove it!

Please also try to come up with original post titles. Submissions that use certain clichés/memes will be automatically tagged with a warning.

Links

If your post doesn't meet the above rules, consider submitting it on one of these other subreddits:

Comics  
/r/comics /r/webcomics
/r/vertical /r/f7u12
/r/ragenovels /r/AdviceAtheists
Image macros Screenshots/text
/r/lolcats /r/screenshots
/r/AdviceAnimals /r/desktops
/r/Demotivational /r/facepalm (Facebook)
/r/reactiongifs /r/DesktopDetective
Wallpaper Animals
/r/wallpaper /r/aww
/r/wallpapers /r/cats
The SFWPorn Network /r/TrollingAnimals
  /r/deadpets
  /r/birdpics
  /r/foxes
Photography Un-moderated pics
/r/photography /r/AnythingGoesPics
/r/photocritique /r/images
/r/HDR
/r/windowshots
/r/PictureChallenge
Misc New reddits
/r/misc /r/britpics
/r/gifs Imaginary Network
/r/dataisbeautiful /r/thennnow
/r/picrequests /r/SpecArt
/r/LookWhoIMet
  /r/timelinecovers
  /r/MemesIRL
  /r/OldSchoolCool
  /r/photoshopbattles
  /r/PastAndPresentPics .

Also check out http://irc.reddit.com

a community for

reddit is a source for what's new and popular online. vote on links that you like or dislike and help decide what's popular, or submit your own! learn more ›

top 200 commentsshow all 234

[–]SweetNeo85 264 points265 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Reminds me of this.

[–]cheeseburgerpizza 133 points134 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I've never seen bars like that on the end of a slide, are they for hitting your head on really hard?

[–]Slates77 77 points78 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

They are there to encourage kids to try and injure themselves by running up the slide.

[–]chewy8126 18 points19 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

"Hahahaha, hey look Ma! No hands!"

thunk

[–]jambo72 4 points5 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

When i was a kid i knocked my two front teeth out running up a slide. Ninja Edit

[–]ThaddyG 29 points30 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

When I was a kid the static electricity that was generated by my sliding down a slide reset my tomagotchi-esque toy.

I was fucking crushed. Never got over it.

[–]keepinithamsta 5 points6 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I was helping my mom go through storage to find some of my sister's old stuff for her wedding and I came across all my virtual pets. It was like Christmas opening that box. I also found TMNT birthday candles from ~20 years ago.

[–]RaiseYourGlass 3 points4 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

That, is fucking epic.

Science, how the fuck does it work

[–]downvoted_for_TRUTH 8 points9 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

You're only allotted one per year. Hope it was worth it.

[–]HungryMoblin 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Wow, I've heard A LOT of stories like this. I chipped my front tooth running up one. We should have a club.

[–]YawnSpawner 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

My sister broke her collarbone doing that.

[–]kdawgke 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I broke my collarbone falling out of a parked car.

[–]ZynzynzyN 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I broke my collarbone playing flag football in Jr high.

[–]Ip_man 36 points37 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

hitting your head on

BARS AT THE END OF THE SLIDE, APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD

[–]Ctrl-C 34 points35 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Handles to help you stand up afterwards.

[–]tekkaiwallace 47 points48 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Man, kids are fat.

[–]Patrick_M_Bateman 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Not really - standing up from the bottom of the slide was always an awkward affair. There's a certain setup of low slide and dirt pit at the end that just leaves you unable to get your ass over your heels to stand.

[–]RandomPerson99 29 points30 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

If you weren't smart enough to use the momentum to fling yourself off the slide into a standing position, I'd say it's a fair idiot-tax.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Thank you, Buzz Killington.

[–]Patrick_M_Bateman 6 points7 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Hey man, I'm overweight because I'm lazy and stupid, but I wasn't as a kid, and standing up from a slide wasn't easy.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

head?

[–]realblublu 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

They're there so you'll catch your toe on them on the way down at full speed, ruining your foot.

[–]Clumpy 32 points33 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Hey, Gary Larson does NOT want his cartoons on the internet, only in books and newspapers and on t-shirts and mugs and calendars!

[–]tylerjames 2 points3 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Ahh, how beautifully you turned that around

[–]rayzincrisp 2 points3 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

...and written on the sky, but never in dreams.

[–]whiskeytango55 4 points5 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

[–]libbykino 7 points8 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I own one of these. It's fucking awesome. Also awesome for shocking your friends the first time they encounter it. "No really, it only hurts flies!"

[–]Juliano94 4 points5 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

How much does the shock hurt? I'm fucking terrified of the thing.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

When I was stupid, I was at my uncles house and he had one of these. Being the dumbass I was, I lightly licked my finger, turned the thing on, and touched it, expecting a small shock. For a second, I felt nothing. Then this HUGE FUCKING shock goes through my body and scares the living shit out of me. My sister couldn't stop laughing.

[–]texaspoet 3 points4 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Please do this again, with video. Please.

[–]Pagan-za 2 points3 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I second this.

For science!

[–]libbykino 2 points3 points ago*

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

It's significantly more intense than static shock from a metal object, but it doesn't burn or cause any damage. You can definitely like, feel it go through your heart and some of the rest of your body... I wouldn't recommend it to the elderly. I did it to myself once and it's uncomfortable enough for me to not want to do it again (but as you can see, I am still alive, and so are all my friends who I pull this on).

[–]Sil369 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

would it be weird to use that out in the rain? does it shock the person holding it

[–]DamnGoodCoffee 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

No. Plastic handle ಠ_ಠ

[–]DamnGoodCoffee 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I love the smell of the fried ones.

[–]KallistiEngel 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I prefer mine baked.

[–]kiskiliskis 5 points6 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

[–]afarzin 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Reminds me of this

[–]rexmons 152 points153 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I'm sure the gazelle appreciates having the number of flies in his eyes reduced.

[–][deleted] 167 points168 points ago*

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I think this is the beginning of a symbiotic friendship.

[–]BaBaBaBaBarbaraAnne 25 points26 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I'm shocked, shocked to find you're building a web up there.

[–]finkalicious 16 points17 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Excuse me, I know this might seem forward but...will you take my hand?

[–]tins1 7 points8 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

He's got me rockin' and a rollin', just rockin' and a reelin'

[–]pyrosis29 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I'd do her.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Nemo concurs.

[–]FrankManic 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

6 million years later... Hat Spider!

[–]StoryGopher 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

small beans. Six million years later Spider Gazelle.

[–]choubob 49 points50 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Now he just has to deal with spider web in his eyes. I mean, that's cool right?

[–]Dooby_Skoo 25 points26 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

If you're a gazelle, than yes.

[–]NeilZod 64 points65 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

So Gazelle walked into a spider web and couldn't get it off his face, because he doesn't have hands. Then the spider spins a web between his horns, and he can't get rid of it because he doesn't have hands.

[–]hyperinsane 33 points34 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

yes that's what happened

[–][deleted] ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

[deleted]

[–]chalks777 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

"what the hell happened to your hands?"

 

Because the gazelle doesn't have hands.

[–]TaxExempt 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

At least some of the webs will be removed during mating season.

http://arkive.org/grants-gazelle/nanger-granti/video-12.html

3/5ths in.

[–]THE_Bill_Gates 3 points4 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I don't know. Would you rather have flies in your eyes, or cobwebs?

[–]VitruvianMonkey 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I'm pretty sure the gazelle is taxidermied.

[–]PFisken 38 points39 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Smart... Unless it's trying to eat the deer, then it's "ambitious".

[–]rocko06 100 points101 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

That spider is going places.

[–]_Goose_ 4 points5 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Yea it just gets annoying hearing this over and over "Hey let us go over there? Ok over here is fine to."

[–]Nicoscope 8 points9 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

[–]InvisibleSolid 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Getting downvoted for warcraft sound effects? What has this reddit come to.

[–]Belliepolisie 67 points68 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Orb weaver spider, common in South Africa, possibly world wide. Another form of the World Wide Web? Also, those wheel webs are huge, I ran through one when I was 12. Quite some resistance before I broke through, looked down and the horror was on my chest. I knocked it off, ran home. I was hysterical for hours.

Oh, and that antelope is an impala, rooibok in Afrikaans. Makes good biltong.

[–]w21irving 3 points4 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

[–][deleted] ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

[deleted]

[–]AuntieSocial 6 points7 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

or poke them on their back and watch them flee in terror.

That's not how it's supposed to work...

ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ

ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ

[–]EchoedSilence 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I'm in South Florida as well, and those mofos are everywhere. Aren't they kinda sorta somewhat poisonous?

[–]pleasedammit 5 points6 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

[–]LuxNocte 5 points6 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

If you can get a majestic web spun between those horns, you will have the best haunted house ever.

[–]anacccount 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

yipes, that gave me chills.

[–]farfromjordan 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

They have one of these horrors at the Seattle zoo. They don't even keep it behind glass, apparently they wont escape if they're happy on their web.

[–]FyreWulff 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Yeah, the Omaha Henry Doorly Zoo just has them in the open air above your head inside one of their insect pavilions.

[–]HungryMoblin 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Wow, that's incredible!

[–]Rosatryne 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Orb weavers, christ. We had one in our backyard that was like three inches long (looked something like http://www.butterflyrevolt.com/images/2009/04/goldenorbweaver.jpg) Then one day it just disappeared. Dunno if a bird took it or it just fucked off, but the web was still there. I plucked the thing, and man their webs are like no other spider's, it's ridiculously strong and feels more like twine than silk.

Edit: Oh yeah, then it CAME BACK a couple weeks later. The next time it disappeared, I was pretty friggin' creeped out every time I walked past the tree it lived in.

[–]FrankManic 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

My biltong. Nothing like dried... meat. : (

[–]kyzf42 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I had a yard full of them one summer. I counted twelve separate webs on the hedge, most about a foot across, and three in the eaves of the house, and more than a few in the trees. Best one, though, stretched from the clothesline down to the grass, with a span of four feet. Love those orb weavers.

[–]nbrosas -1 points0 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Another form of the World Wide Web?

I raffed.

[–]diggemigre 26 points27 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

He's probably caught a gazellion flies with that.

[–]fauxromanou 4 points5 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

He impaled them on his web.

sorry

[–]alexxdosequis 2 points3 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I chortled.

[–][deleted] 136 points137 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Obviously the gazelle just walked through the spiderweb and picked it up by accident.

[–]iigloo 122 points123 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

lalalala! I CAN'T HEAR YOU! sticks fingers in ears\

[–]saintlawrence 39 points40 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Probably a good idea. Ears are a great place for spiders to hide.

[–]Elite_Dog 20 points21 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

But if by chance there is already one (or several) in your ear, by sticking your fingers in there, you're only pushing them deeper into your brain.

[–]notanotherpyr0 17 points18 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Only sweet cleansing fire can get them out.

[–]LuxNocte 9 points10 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Dammit guys. Now I have to spend the next 20 minutes cleaning my ears with alcohol and fire.

[–]cwstjnobbs 7 points8 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Ah, a practical use for the Flamin' Moe Homer.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Son of a...

[–]Esploratore 9 points10 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

And now I will have nightmares.

[–]saintlawrence 8 points9 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

That's the spiders playing with your brainstrings

[–]Esploratore 2 points3 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Earplugs at night, it is.

[–]chromium24 2 points3 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Then the baby spiders can't escape, and are forced to feed on your brain.

[–]SoFisticate 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Then they will simply pry apart your lips and lay their eggs in your gums.

[–]_Goose_ 2 points3 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

[–]whoami9 7 points8 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Nope, not clicking that link.

[–]_Goose_ 2 points3 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

It's unbelievably creepy.

[–]mtlaw13 3 points4 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

That's fucking horrifying.

[–]Lynda73 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

That's hilarious.

[–]ApatheticAgnostic 18 points19 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

maybe not intentionally, but the spider looks like it has adapted to its new host.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Yes, look at how calm and happy it looks up there. You can totally tell that from the photo.

[–]nedak 7 points8 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Maybe the gazelle walked through the spiderweb on purpose! You don't know the gazelle! The gazelle is an INDIVIDUAL man!

[–]acepiloto 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Hide yo webs, hide yo prey...

[–]thugbot23 53 points54 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

when this dude is running for his life... his head turns into a butterfly net.

[–]Jack92 41 points42 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

OOOO a dream catcher!

[–]bagofmice 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Sweet sweet buggy dreams.

[–]Jack92 2 points3 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Argh, I hate buggy dreams. My dreams regularly blue screen.

[–]good_gade 16 points17 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Poor guy, webs all up in his eyes. gross

[–]peaceisoverrated 8 points9 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Some Gazelle

[–]tizz66 14 points15 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I love how it's all over his face too. I imagine the spider walking around going "I DON'T GIVE A FUCK."

[–]duroo 24 points25 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

So, being that the antelope's muzzle is also covered in spider web, this is what happened. The antelope walked into a pre-existing spider web and got it (with the spider) all over its face. It (probably) isn't fake. Both the antelope and the spider are (probably) real. The spider did not build its web on the antelope. Maybe it will help him catch insects.

[–]Wakasaki_Rocky 28 points29 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

It (probably) will.

[–]The_Prince1513 14 points15 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Or maybe its a stuffed antelope that a spider happened upon outside a taxidermist's office

[–]duroo 10 points11 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I suppose this is possible, but again, why would the spider intentionally spread its web over the face of the antelope, and why would a mount that is worth many hundreds of dollars be left outdoors in the elements long enough for a spider to build a large web on it? I'm still going with my original hypothesis.

[–]Mathesar 4 points5 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I agree with you

[–]duroo 2 points3 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I don't see what you did there.

[–]notLOL 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

The second one has more interesting questions. I'm going with the second option.

[–]duroo 4 points5 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I suppose this is possible, but again, why would the spider intentionally spread its web over the face of the antelope, and why would a mount that is worth many hundreds of dollars be left outdoors in the elements long enough for a spider to build a large web on it? I'm still going with my original hypothesis.

[–]Mathesar 4 points5 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I disagree with you

[–]duroo 2 points3 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I see what you did there.

[–]dermballs 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Looks stuffed to me too.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I will (probably) upvote you.

[–]ZuP 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Could be that the spider is photoshopped, but the web is real.

[–]foooofy 5 points6 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

the mobile web!

[–]Mo0man 4 points5 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

No it ain't. What happens when the... whatever animal that is decides to use it's horns for something?

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I've heard of fast food, but this is ridiculous. hur hur

[–]RealitySux 4 points5 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

It appears to be a symbiotic relationship with spider getting free travel and antelope getting better reception for SportsCenter

[–]kidintheshadows 23 points24 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Scumbag Spider: "Hey man, can I string a web here for a few days?"

Never leaves. >:[

[–]KingGorilla 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Scumbag Spider: "Hey can I crash at your place? I promise to use my web to catch annoying pests for you."

Never weaves. >:[

[–]imeuru 2 points3 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

This is the very first image that I clicked on Reddit one year ago when I first joined...aaah nostalgia...

[–]horazon86 2 points3 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

[–]JuniorGadhafi 3 points4 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Presently, this is the most popular web on the web.

[–]slowpoke257 3 points4 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Reminded me immediately of Thidwick the Big-Hearted Moose.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I refuse to think about it.

[–]runningostriches 2 points3 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Or an idiot spider if it's gazelle mating season.

[–]Dolgy 2 points3 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I can't help but think of the horrors that await that gazelle upon the hatching of spider eggs.

[–]asator 2 points3 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Stupid spider. He's never going to be able to finish that whole Gazelle.

[–]thecave 2 points3 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

That's a very patient impala, right there. Maybe it writes stuff to the other impalas in its web and they convinced it not to kill it.

[–]BoopAndMarc 2 points3 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

This makes me think of Thidwick the Big-Hearted Moose, by the one and only Dr. Seuss.

[–]nickspinner 2 points3 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

came here to say this. probably my favorite seuss book.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

That gazelle is thinking, "oh, this is fucking bullshit".

[–]ravendward 2 points3 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Since the web is covering the eyes and such, I'm pretty sure it just walked through a large web.

[–]karajan 2 points3 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I'll say. Taking down a huge mammal like that by starting with the head...

[–]LeGrandArmee 2 points3 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Pretty smart spider? That's a terrible idea. Like he won't pass through shrubs at some point and fuck it all up, much less fight another male. Damn spider probably built that when it was sleeping.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Nice try, spider.

[–]Akeshi 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Reminds me of the energy nets in Firefly.

[–]mi_nombre_es_ricardo 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

meh I saw it on Shrek first.

[–]bokke 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

When you think about it, that's a pretty smart Impala! No more flies.

[–]surfnaked 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Natural mosquito net. Got his eyes protected and everything. Symbiosis.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

You mean a lucky spider.

[–]sexiestbuttcheek 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

slowly the surely, the spider works to set the guinness record for biggest kill by a spider

[–]tomparker 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

When you think about it, that thing walked through a spider web....

[–]ballsomoth 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

most definitely right you are. the web is all fluffy, like it wasn't originally attached there.

[–]xandat 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

until you think about what those horns are used for...

[–]stoked 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Smart? Those things use their antlers regularly throughout the day. It's getting destroyed.

[–]Parkertw 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

That's one lazy deer

[–]infohawk 2 points3 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I'm glad I have opposable thumbs.

[–]dylandorf 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

And 0 fucks were givin.

[–]phoenix10 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Somebody needs to make a Scumbag Spider. Makes a weave on your head, never leaves.

[–]TonyDiGerolamo 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I don't know, it's not like the gazelle is going to make sure he doesn't run into a branch or anything. How long did it have to stand still for the spider to even get there I wonder.

[–]floydianification 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

It's his dream catcher.

[–]estacado 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

The spider caught something BIG. He has enough food for a lifetime.

[–]Foxtrot434 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

There is no fucking way I click on that picture. I hate spiders. Felt I should let you know, so people like you stop fucking posting them!

[–]WalkingOnFire 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I have never seen a goth gazelle before.

[–]polyparadigm 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Birds hang around gazelles for similar reasons.

Which means the spider has probably chosen a bad place for its web.

[–]c0tt0ncandyc0ma 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Poor gazelle D: The web is all over its eyeballs and shet

[–]Billy_Blaze 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

that gazelle (is that what it is?) looks like it has a moustache...

[–]santacruzhashman 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

or a dumb impala?

[–]speedkillsu 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Hey ! get those cobwebs out of your .........

[–]Heel 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

You're gonna eat so many spiderwebs.

[–]ppcpunk 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Does this animal rub its antlers on trees like deer in North America?

[–]TheNickLovin 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Or a really dumb antelope...

[–]Mixed_Advice 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

anyone for tennis?

[–]LibertariansLOL 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

You now realize that there is a spider on your head.

[–]FifaLasVegas 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

this is kind of nasty

[–]filterspam 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

That's one of them African turbo deer and it's not going to tolerate having that much drag.

[–]I_Am_Not_Legend 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Reminds me a bit of myself when I was a spider.

[–]natepilling 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

...until the deer walks under a tree.

[–]Efilnikufesin90 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

There's nothing better than catching flies at 50 mph

[–]foxfaction 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

"HEY! LISTEN! HEY GAZELLE! LISTEN!"

[–]Lyrad1002 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Except when it comes to finding a mate.

[–]dhaft88 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

nothin' wrong with traveling

[–]ybothegreat 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Just wait till the mating season he will get horny

[–]Black_Apalachi 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

One the one hand it's cool, but the way it's all over the antelope's face is just cringey.

I take it that's a female gazelle by the way; the spider would be fucked if it was a male when it locked horns.

[–]ozlady 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

It's a gazelle wedding veil!

[–]Bloqhead 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Nature's version of a mobile home.

[–]theblackprofessor 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I thought that if there was a set space from which to take observation and in this space were two points, if one of them was stationary and the other one moving randomly the odds of them coming in contact with each other was greater than if both points were moving at the same time. So wouldn't this make the spiders idea work less effectively?

I suppose flies would be attracted to the animal, though.

[–]bloobloobloo 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

IBEX SO

[–]crecon 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Damn! Or a pretty stupid antelope!!

[–]loganis 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

That is one brilliant symbiotic relationship

[–]jade911 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

that is the scariest impala I've ever seen, I'd run screaming. (from arachnophob)

[–]mfskarphedin 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

never. sleep. again...

[–]ntlane2004 2 points3 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Me thinks that's a fake deer.

[–]unknownpoltroon 10 points11 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Actually, it looks like the deer ran through a bunch of webs, rather than being stuffed. Look how theyre draped over its face and aroung the horn, they wouldnt be like that on a stuffed deer.

[–]TheSuperDonald 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

deer

ಠ_ಠ

[–]MrMoustachio 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Ya, stuffed.

[–]Sil_E 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I just hope he isn't the Alpha male.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I just hope he isn't the Alpha male.

"Hey bitch, start running over to the place where all the gnats are buzzing over there about 200 yards by that watering hole, or I will bite your fucking eyeballs."

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

It's now known as the Silky male.

[–]therestreasureeveryw 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

When you don't think about it: "haha that dude's head looks like a tennis racquet!"