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[–]zombiechud 29 points30 points ago

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T-rexes might be impressive the night before but they are all assholes and leave before you wake up in the morning. They try to creep out but they just end up breaking all your shit on the way to the door. They can't turn the knob and won't even wait for you to wake up so they just bust through like its no big deal at all. And forget about them calling ever again. Sure they say its because their little hands can't reach but really, is it too hard to get a friend to dial and hold the phone?

Worst night ever.

[–]tyrannosaurus1 40 points41 points ago

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You're still mad about that? Get over it already. I said I was sorry.

[–]tyrannosaurusfuck 32 points33 points ago

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Don't take credit for things I did. It makes you look like a douche.

[–]Motig 2 points3 points ago

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They have huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuge

feet, though.

[–]stumpythecat 1 point2 points ago

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[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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youcant kay with her nipples when you do doggy style you cant reach :(

[–]kactus 16 points17 points ago

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"I'm Fucking A T-Rex"

[–]BillWeld 9 points10 points ago

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A little dyslexia goes a long way.

[–]SigmundDali 0 points1 point ago

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No. She's fucking a T-Rex.

NSFW/NSFExtinctLife

[–]ksnap 0 points1 point ago

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I have lost faith in humanity...

[–]SigmundDali 0 points1 point ago

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I think that makes a certifiable size queen. I'm assuming you've lost faith in humanity because of our inability to compete with massive dino dong.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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What the fuck?

[–]DLun203 7 points8 points ago

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The quote is what did it for me.

[–]Ihsahn 0 points1 point ago

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I think that was the main point/joke.

[–]PermissionCaptain 1 point2 points ago

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I think that was the main point/joke. WHOOOOOSH

[–]ksnap 0 points1 point ago

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The main point/joke, I think that was. Hmmmmm....

[–]JesusXChrist 0 points1 point ago

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Lol. Actually, it wasn't. However I will not be revealing what this picture is actually about. And I hope the others in on the joke will follow suit. Of course I can't control them, if they even come to reddit, most don't.

[–]HunterTheDog 6 points7 points ago

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WHERE DO I SIGN UP FOR THIS SHIT! O_O

[–]jbluepolarbear 6 points7 points ago

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[–]drunkendonuts 2 points3 points ago

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Watch out for his little arms.

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[–]RattleMe 9 points10 points ago

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Did you just set yourself up for a joke?

[–]Travis-Touchdown 2 points3 points ago

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A goddamn sexual tyrannosaurus

[–]DrunkenHotDog 0 points1 point ago

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I knew someone would have put this here.

[–]baccart 2 points3 points ago

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This has potenRAWWWWWR

[–]Shadowpants 4 points5 points ago

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If I turned into a T-Rex, only Bruce Campbell wielding a particle energy cannon would be allowed on my back.

[–]Electrosynthesis 2 points3 points ago

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That is probably one of the strangest sentences I have ever read.

[–]Wibbles 1 point2 points ago

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Cross post this to the fittit circle jerk subreddit.

[–]Suckonthese 1 point2 points ago

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Wtf Is wrong with that bitches finger!

[–]dorinth 1 point2 points ago

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I figured if anything warrants a post from relevant_rule34, it would be this picture. C'mon, don't let me down!

[–]helsinkisweden 0 points1 point ago

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SigmundDali beat him to it, and it's a good one.

http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/ft3u7/im_a_fucking_trex_pic/c1ig3j6

[–]loserfail 1 point2 points ago

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for a second i thought it said "i'm fucking a t-rex." that was the best second of my life.

[–]Atalayac 1 point2 points ago

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I thought it was a reference to the movie "Tammy and the T-Rex."

[–]PillowRage 1 point2 points ago

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I was almost expecting this to be another AMA: "IAMA Fucking T-Rex AMA"

Would've been more interesting than the majority of the most recent AMA's....

[–]goods84 0 points1 point ago

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that's quality

[–]Khalexus 0 points1 point ago

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I'm wracking my brains, was this one of the parody ads on Oglaf?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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"I'm a fucking T. rex!"

Fixée.

[–]stuckit 0 points1 point ago

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Makes me wish for a remake of one of the Twilight films.

"Jacob's a werewolf!"

"Screw him and the sparkly vampire, I turn into a T-Rex bitch!"

[–]deadwisdom 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Guido_Cavalcante 0 points1 point ago

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I would happily pay for this.

[–]advicemcadvice 0 points1 point ago

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What is this from?

[–]jaze321 0 points1 point ago

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BWAHAHA I love having dislexia and the fact I read that I'm Fucking A T-REX!!!!

[–]edgecrusher3582 -1 points0 points ago

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I'm a bus!