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[–]Glockade 5 points6 points ago

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Doggy Teabag

[–]PaskyP 3 points4 points ago

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I guess one fuck was given.

[–]giveitago 2 points3 points ago

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Stop fucking with my head.

[–]ElToroFuerte 1 point2 points ago

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Hahahaha, thanks for posting this again. It's funny every time and I forgot to save it last week. :D

[–]raydeen 1 point2 points ago

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What a mind fuck!

[–]JeanLucPicante 3 points4 points ago

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fuckhead.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I thought last week was over already.

[–]matthank 0 points1 point ago

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That's how they assert their territory.

[–]PooPooDooDoo 0 points1 point ago

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Unh Unh... Unnnnhhhh

oh hai

[–]tq92 0 points1 point ago

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brb, i need to get more tissues and lotion

[–]inscrutable_chicken 0 points1 point ago

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The slightly raised eyebrows at the end make all the difference.

[–]Iamfubar 0 points1 point ago

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That's about the biggest "fuck you" I've ever seen.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Real friends let you rub their peeners on your head and walk away

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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wait... that came out wrong

[–]SurlyP 0 points1 point ago

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Hooray, another Reddit Birthday Karma Whoring Repost, and it's semi-NSFW but not marked as such. Awesome. Can we please at least get some original content for karma whoring?

[–]ENTertain_Me -1 points0 points ago

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like what?....that's what I thought.

[–]polepole -3 points-2 points ago

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This is kinda old...