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[–]Halpert 18 points19 points ago

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Big jobs usually go to men with the ability to kill bigfoot.

-Theodore Rossevelt

[–]Jaredus 11 points12 points ago

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-Michael Scott

[–]Maeglom 7 points8 points ago

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Clearly shopped, the real Teddy Roosevelt would have used a knife, or his teeth.

[–]notanotherpyr0 0 points1 point ago

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Come on Roosevelt was a sporting man and would have made it as fair as possible by tying one arm behind his back and using his remaining fist. As a noted conservationist he would have kept the rare beast alive of course.

[–]Apex_Series 1 point2 points ago

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As a noted conservationist he would have kept the rare beast alive of course.

He's only scoring flesh wounds. It's all good.

[–]Okazaki 11 points12 points ago

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[–]Deus777 4 points5 points ago

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[–]TrolI 0 points1 point ago

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how do you make a background rotating? or make the proportions of that last one fit your monitor?

[–]krumble 2 points3 points ago

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I can almost read the text on his proclamation.

[–]Okazaki 0 points1 point ago

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Wow, I can actually make out some of the words. That's really cool to me.

[–]Mesquite_Skeet_Skeet 2 points3 points ago

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Same artist, as pointed out by Yserbius

And he's one of us.

One of us!

[–]Okazaki 0 points1 point ago

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You know, I thought it might be, but I only checked the poster's history. My reddit-fu is weak.

[–]GameWarrior2216 0 points1 point ago

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His name is Robert Paulson.

[–]CrackHaddock 1 point2 points ago

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This is going to be my background forever.

[–]Okazaki 1 point2 points ago

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[–]NotWorthIt 2 points3 points ago

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I just grew a beard that was so manly.

[–]Biophilia_curiosus 9 points10 points ago

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The belt buckle ruins it for me. The nuclear trefoil symbol didn't appear on the scene until 1945. A full 26 years after his death.

[–]DJBullock 9 points10 points ago

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That is why Teddy is so bad ass. He found a warm hole, ported to 1996, and stole it from Duke Nukem

[–]Biophilia_curiosus 11 points12 points ago

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Gotta love those warm holes.

[–]hijklmno 2 points3 points ago

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I'm certain that he did find a warm hole. Maybe even 1,996 of them, as you claim.

[–]brlito 3 points4 points ago

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Neither did that machine gun, but that ain't stopping Teddy from using it.

[–]ExtraNoise 1 point2 points ago

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The pattern of the stars appears to be that of a 50-star flag, too. However there are stars missing in the corner.

Still cool.

[–]mags87 0 points1 point ago

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yea and they could have used an animal that existed, not big foot. that keeps the illusion seem possible

[–]Travis-Touchdown 0 points1 point ago

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Teddy Roosevelt invented Radioactivity.

[–]finalcountdown20 4 points5 points ago

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AMER'CA!

[–]th3m0ntana 3 points4 points ago

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This needs to be a religion!

[–]KFCdoubledownvoter 2 points3 points ago

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Teddy wins.

He didn't even need the gun.

[–]mrpoopistan 1 point2 points ago

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Yeah, but TR makes short work of hard jobs. Hence the gun.

[–]TheJames69 2 points3 points ago

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I've found my new desktop wallpaper

[–]Yserbius[!] 2 points3 points ago

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Thanks Sharpwriter for making all of our days a little more awesome.

[–]PepeSylvia5 2 points3 points ago

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bigfoot is the greatest threat to America right now.

[–]ahnsimo 1 point2 points ago

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idk, I hear Bears are a pretty big threat as well . . .

[–]wildsalmon 2 points3 points ago

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Except TR would never slaughter a BF like that

[–]Hades42 1 point2 points ago

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True. He'd strangle it, then have it stuffed and mounted. Maybe ride it like a big, super furry horse before he strangled it.

[–]Travis-Touchdown 0 points1 point ago

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If there's one there's probably more.

If there ain't, they're fucked anyway

[–]oogaboogacaveman 1 point2 points ago

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oh my yes

[–]Berg426 1 point2 points ago

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I have found my new desktop background. Thanks, Reddit.

[–]JaymesJB 1 point2 points ago

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God bless the Internet.

[–]w4gn0r 1 point2 points ago

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Thank you for my new desktop background!

[–]T_anonymous 1 point2 points ago

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A thousand times this

[–]bogart1980 0 points1 point ago

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Well you eat babies!

[–]Biophilia_curiosus 0 points1 point ago

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Shouldn't the title be Teddy vs. Big Feet? Look at those hairy bastards burning in the back!

[–]shelmich 0 points1 point ago

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That looks a lot more like Chewie than Big Foot.

[–]B_Provisional 0 points1 point ago

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Teddy Roosevelt is no longer welcome in Skamania County, WA.

No hot springs soaking for him. >:(

[–]Radico87 0 points1 point ago

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I'll just say that Teddy was a motherfucking bad ass.

[–]CaptSkyhawk 0 points1 point ago

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False. Teddy wouldn't need a gun. He would tear it apart with his hands.

[–]kabukistar 0 points1 point ago

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USA! USA!

[–]mags87 0 points1 point ago

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Teddy is by far my fav President

[–]zyedy 0 points1 point ago

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With a german MG42 that hasn't been invented yet. TRULY AND AMERICAN HERO!

[–]gannerhorn 0 points1 point ago

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Teddy wins all the time.

[–]dkat 0 points1 point ago

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\m/

[–]quantum_spintronic 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Chugabilly 0 points1 point ago

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[–]supraspinatus 0 points1 point ago

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dammit Bf is taking a beating. And what's more American than BF?

Well, maybe the M-60.

[–]maip23 0 points1 point ago

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"Walk tall and carry a big gun"

[–]lazyfriction 0 points1 point ago

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Teddy Roosevelt was pretty badass in real life, too.

[–]cmatute 0 points1 point ago

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TIL Teddy had horrendous aim.

[–]p0cketpenguins 0 points1 point ago

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That is masterful.

[–]DizzyPenguin10 0 points1 point ago

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Duke Nukem belt buckle FTW

[–]tEnPoInTs 0 points1 point ago

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Reminds me of "Teddy Roosevelt's Guns" by Silver Mt Zion:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nS5QcxBzc7o

[–]KidRed 0 points1 point ago

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Perspective is off and it's messing with my mind.

[–]Apex_Series 0 points1 point ago

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I like how Teddy is apparently keeping the rest of the M60's ammo belt in his pocket.

[–]polizano 0 points1 point ago

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Can somebody imgur this? i can't get deviantart at work

[–]Haust 0 points1 point ago

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Anyone feeling a subtle Duke Nukem reference? Because this piece does have a lot of serious ass kicking and a lack of bubble gum.

[–]highTrolla 0 points1 point ago

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That needs to be a skin in multiplayer for Duke Nukem Forever. Look at his belt buckle for FSM's sake.

[–]davidehunter 0 points1 point ago

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That weapon didn't exist when Teddy was alive.

[–]mrpoopistan 3 points4 points ago

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Neither did Bigfoot. What's your point?

[–]gamemasterAS 3 points4 points ago

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or the nuclear symbol

[–]ajf 6 points7 points ago

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or a flag with 50 stars

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Or photoshop

[–]mrpoopistan 2 points3 points ago

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Or upvotes.

[–]Sharpwriter 0 points1 point ago

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its got 46 stars.

[–]kittimiyo 0 points1 point ago

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DAE find it funny that it is Teddy who is shooting the furry woodland creature?

[–]DirtyDirtyPerverts 1 point2 points ago

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Are you kidding me? Teddy didn't serve a second term so he could go hunt animals in Africa.

He is....a professional badass.

[–]kittimiyo 0 points1 point ago

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but but... the teddy bear! That's the only story I know about him! That and like... ok I could look this up but I am just going to admit my ignorance right here.

[–]mags87 1 point2 points ago

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[–]DirtyDirtyPerverts 1 point2 points ago

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He did create the US Forestry service. And he created the national preserves known as The Grand Canyon and Yosemite.