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[–]JoshyLee 90 points91 points ago*

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[–]teenagersafterdark 19 points20 points ago

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Carrots, you destroy when you are drunk rabbits

So true...

[–]lampshade14 1 point2 points ago

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[–]humblerodent 2 points3 points ago

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[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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This does not bode well...

[–]Hazelarc 17 points18 points ago

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DON'T YOU MEAN IF WAFFLES GOT YOU DRUNK. HAHAHAHA

[–]TreePuncher 4 points5 points ago

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[–]Tatagigi 2 points3 points ago

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This one was awesome, well played, Sir.

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[–]dontaskagain 72 points73 points ago

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[–]pungkow 14 points15 points ago

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;_;

[–]swordsmankirby 248 points249 points ago

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[–]Chilr0y 142 points143 points ago

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[–]henlin 6 points7 points ago

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Brilliant!!

[–]happybadger 1 point2 points ago

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Nice try, passive-aggressive translation party programmer trying to tell his girlfriend about her weight problem.

[–]nealio1000 1 point2 points ago

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[–]jtjin 1 point2 points ago

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At least it didn't think your S/O was another person ...

[–]mark_nb 39 points40 points ago

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[–]puddin1 39 points40 points ago

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[–]kanic 3 points4 points ago

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"Nair's pubic hair, my butt and your friends to please me, I can see you can use?"

[–]MiracleBlue 1 point2 points ago

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I really can see how I use my back to please me. Thank you for information.

[–]houseofbacon[!] 1 point2 points ago

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Upvoted for "Nair's pubic hair, my friend, I can see how I use my back to please me?"

[–]viktorbir 22 points23 points ago

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[–][deleted] 11 points12 points ago

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[–]agoat 4 points5 points ago

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I love how it goes from November to May and then somehow back to November (11 months). Two wrongs make a right.

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[–]Hyro0o0 190 points191 points ago

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[–]harryarei 20 points21 points ago

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It is your kingdom in heaven as on earth, and made you come.

And it was good.

[–]Patrick5555 4 points5 points ago

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[–]bammbamm85 4 points5 points ago

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Punctuation matters.

Difference between a semicolon, a comma, and a period. And put together they almost tell a story.

[–]FlyingSpaghettiMan 8 points9 points ago*

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This is my most hilarious yet.

Also, the universe

And I would like to buy ten inch chickens

[–]proud_to_be_a_merkin 3 points4 points ago

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Waiver of debt acquisition enables our daily bread shall receive. And we could not provide the temptation

[–]Electrorocket 11 points12 points ago

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Ferenghi Rule of Acquisition #723

[–]MikeOnFire 1 point2 points ago

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[–]DonAlonzo 7 points8 points ago

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[–]JugsFellini 6 points7 points ago

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[–]RichardPeterJohnson 28 points29 points ago

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Even better. I just punctuated it properly.

http://translationparty.com/#8757393

[–]MontyYouTerrible 14 points15 points ago

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[–]Peregrineeagle 2 points3 points ago

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[–]AmbroseBurnside 5 points6 points ago

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Yoda kinda turned into a wuss, didn't he?

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[–]Rabid_Weasle 7 points8 points ago

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"Finally, we have sex with your friends." Is the best thing I've heard all day.

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[–]drakeg4 5 points6 points ago

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The best one is a few lines down from the top.

My drive, please refer to the city girl like me, fuck me and, um, intercourse with her as well

[–]Artology 5 points6 points ago

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[–]AngelusDeCruor 7 points8 points ago

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[–]Rabid_Weasle 1 point2 points ago

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Wow, somebody needs to get a bunch of people on shrooms to act that out.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Shrooms. Not even once.

[–]Rabid_Weasle 12 points13 points ago

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Why Chakkuuddouddo? WHYYYYYYY!

[–]userdeath 1 point2 points ago

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This is why.

[–]LemonFiesta 6 points7 points ago

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[–]Imafishy 8 points9 points ago

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[–]egzwygart 8 points9 points ago

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[–]Twevy 6 points7 points ago

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The final translation is actually a direct translation from the first phrase into Ewok.

[–]Cornelius_Talmage 9 points10 points ago

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Yub nub,
eee chop yub nub,
ah toe meet toe pee-chee keene,
g'noop dock fling oh ah!!!

[–]yojimbo124 1 point2 points ago

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Is it sad that I know what this means in english?

[–]Twevy 1 point2 points ago

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Eeecho mama!

[–]Baron_Grims 3 points4 points ago

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Why Chakkuuddouddo? It all makes sense now.

[–]loonytoad 4 points5 points ago

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Wood, wood chuck wood if possible, how much

That almost makes sense.

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[–]Theon 7 points8 points ago

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[–]Shaper_pmp 6 points7 points ago

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WTF is "I WANT YOUR UGLY, I WANT YOUR FRIENDS. I WANT YOUR EVERYTHING AS LONG AS IT'S FREE."?

Because the one thing it isn't is the lyrics to a Lady Gaga song...

[–]Theon 3 points4 points ago

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It's what I heard when listening to the song. I was not that off.

I want your ugly, I want your disease

I want your everything as long as it's free

[–]Shaper_pmp 2 points3 points ago

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FWIW you mixed up two different verses:

I want your ugly/ I want your disease/ I want your everything as long as it's free

and

I want your love/ and I want your revenge/ I want your love/ I don't wanna be friends

;-)

[–]Theon 1 point2 points ago

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Whatever, the result is almost as good.

[–]coolinfan 1 point2 points ago

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The word "wood" looks really weird now...

[–]buddybonesbones[!] 1 point2 points ago

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my wood always looks really weird.

[–]Masterdanger 1 point2 points ago

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Why woodchuck wood wood?

[–]CottonEyeJoe 1 point2 points ago

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I very, very rarely LOL. much less find myself in tears from cracking up. i feel weird this made me laugh that much. it's like, you get to the end... and no matter how many times they try to avoid it... they end up with a fucking word like "chukkuchukku"

[–]wooitspat 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Fauster 1 point2 points ago

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My Com sci professor told us that when they made the first English/Russian translation program, they tested it by translating from English to Russian and back to English. This was one of the first phrases they got back.

The spirit is willing, but the flesh is weak ----->

The vodka is good, but the meat is rotten.

[–]thepatient 1 point2 points ago

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Whenever I find a new thing like this... i test it with this phrase. Yet again, it has returned a gem.

[–]Electrorocket 1 point2 points ago

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your mama can't dance and your daddy can't rock n roll

This is a dance number to the individual in terms of damage to your mother father's role, and does not require the possibility of n

http://translationparty.com/#8773655

[–]diamond 1 point2 points ago

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Wood, if you can chuck wood how much wood

For some reason I read this in Samuel L. Jackson's voice.

[–]FellerFeller 1 point2 points ago

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[–]waldron76 36 points37 points ago

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[–]Arcane_Explosion 2 points3 points ago

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Even the japanese know.....

[–]halfajacob 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Qmaxx 1 point2 points ago

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It's just that I've never experienced.

I think it screwed up a letter.

[–]Hwan_Tea 24 points25 points ago

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[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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This one is amazing. Its like the magnets are out to get him.

[–]surolja 42 points43 points ago

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[–]danE3030 7 points8 points ago

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...Please use your team in the urine.

Good advice.

[–]ed19 1 point2 points ago

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Changing it slightly to "better drink my own piss" gives the end result

, Drinking urine, overturned the government of hundreds of thousands of Arab demonstrators.

[–]Wami-Salami 17 points18 points ago

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[–]MinionOfDoom 5 points6 points ago

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Wow. It's almost like the website is....sentient O.O Watson? Is that you?

[–]everlongrazor 18 points19 points ago

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[–]faceofuzz 30 points31 points ago

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[–]this_is_interest_me 3 points4 points ago

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[–]this_is_interest_me 2 points3 points ago

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[–]Qmaxx 1 point2 points ago

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Deep man.

[–]flutesmurf 52 points53 points ago

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[–]Theon 17 points18 points ago

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My god, it is full of stars!

[–]Underyx 15 points16 points ago

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My god, it's full of stars!

[–]BerickCook 13 points14 points ago

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My god, it is full of stars!

[–]Explosion2 9 points10 points ago

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My god, it's full of stars!

[–]oboes 9 points10 points ago

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My god, it is full of stars!

[–]nooodl 9 points10 points ago

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My god, it's full of stars!

[–]JoshyLee 6 points7 points ago

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My god, it is full of stars!

[–]jaroberts24 21 points22 points ago

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私の神は、それが星のフルです!

[–]davepople 2 points3 points ago

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My god, it's full of stars!

[–]ifixedit 3 points4 points ago

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My god, it's full of my god, it's full of stars.

[–]thelazyfox 11 points12 points ago

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They got it wrong though! It's supposed to be "How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood."

[–]TocYounger 34 points35 points ago

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I'm an English teacher in Japan, and I tried to explain this tongue twister to my students. It was brutal.

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[–]o8643 6 points7 points ago

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Dude, that's just... checks username

Oh. Carry on.

[–]Yotsubato 2 points3 points ago

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My Japanese teacher made us say あたたかくなかった (for you non Japanese readers atatakakunakatta, thats a crap load of A's isnt it?, it means it wasnt confortable(temperature wise) in casual speech) really fast over and over. It made my tongue cry D:

[–]Dalonger 20 points21 points ago

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Ya dang woodchucks! Quit chakkuchakkuchakkuing my wood!

[–]Edrondol 8 points9 points ago

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[–]besvr 1 point2 points ago

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I'll get back to killing your bees!

[–]Namaha 7 points8 points ago

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TIL Mongols are cannibals

http://translationparty.com/#8757951

[–]jcrave 8 points9 points ago

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[–]troypah 6 points7 points ago

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[–]Muscar 11 points12 points ago

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In google translate: How much wood woodchuck chuck if wood chuck could be

Deep man, deep.

[–]instant_street 10 points11 points ago

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Derp man, derp.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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[–]herbalism 5 points6 points ago

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[–]rogersmith25 4 points5 points ago

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Sounds like an import PS2 game by NAMCO.

[–]skootles 4 points5 points ago

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I remember in the early days of Google Translate my buddy and I decided to see what "James in a sleeping bag is a fruit rollup" was in another language. We translated it to Italian, translated that to French, and then back translated back to English. It came up with "James in a bag of sleep is a pyramidal fruit increase." Sadly I can't recreate it anymore :(

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Yeah, I got hooked when a friend translated "I want to eat cheese with your mother." into Portuguese and back, and it gave us: "I taste to eat the cheese with its array."

This was probably 9 years ago, but it was that monumental.

[–]subtafuge 2 points3 points ago

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[–]MrRadar 2 points3 points ago

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If you properly punctuate it you get a different, though no less WTF, result: http://translationparty.com/#8786350

[–]permaculture 2 points3 points ago

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Chaka Khan let me rock you

let me rock you Chaka Khan

[–]radialhope 1 point2 points ago

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I feel for you

[–]chotawala 4 points5 points ago

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I believe I just broke it: http://www.translationparty.com/#8759016

[–]savotage 3 points4 points ago

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[–]Insane_Baboon 3 points4 points ago

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[–]portablebiscuit 4 points5 points ago

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[–]Piaga 2 points3 points ago

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Probably that's the sound you make when you throw up a tree

[–]stinkycrow 2 points3 points ago

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[–]loonytoad 2 points3 points ago

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It's a legitimate question.

[–]HairyDuck 2 points3 points ago

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck

[–]anstromm 2 points3 points ago

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So far everyone is really, what has been decided to use it as we want to do more?

[–]LostPhenom 2 points3 points ago

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Why is it not working?

[–]hunty91 2 points3 points ago

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[–]Petarded 2 points3 points ago

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Chakkuchakkuchakku reminds me of when the cast of Arrested Development impersonates chickens.

[–]monkeyjazz 4 points5 points ago

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[–]The_Usenet_Oracle 1 point2 points ago

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ZOT!

[–]bocek 1 point2 points ago

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[–]roflerskatez 1 point2 points ago

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Chinese: How many wood possible marmot stubborn meat, if the marmot possibly pats the wood

[–]karen_cairne 1 point2 points ago

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Chakkuchakkuchakku reminds me of the Japanese commercial Cakku Cakku

[–]YoungMoneyDemocrat 1 point2 points ago

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[–]nivekmai 1 point2 points ago

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もしウッドチャックは木材を投げれば、ウッドチャックはどのぐらい木材を投げれるFTFY

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[–]koozdra 1 point2 points ago

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You need to use my shit Pananakonda so only if http://translationparty.com/#8765439

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[–]Itilvte 1 point2 points ago

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I don't need to give up my needy needs, so I wont.

http://translationparty.com/#8767825 wow

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[–]adorhlb23 1 point2 points ago

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[–]ballsnjunk 1 point2 points ago

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the essence of 4chan.

[–]weirds 1 point2 points ago

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I think I'll start using 'chakkuchakkuchakku' to replace 'blah blah blah', now that 'blah blah blah' has forever been transformed into 'Bob Loblaw' in my mind.

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[–]WinterAyars 1 point2 points ago

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Better than most anime translations!

[–]cptjack 1 point2 points ago

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It is doubtful this phrase will ever reach equilibrium!

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[–]MasturGrate 1 point2 points ago

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I think this translation party is great, but I don't think it shows how terrible translator technology is. Quite simply you can really get a good translation of something if you put the words right. I havn't studied japanese, but I have korean and the word order and grammar is similar. So when I put the order of the words into the translater in what they would be in Korean I come out with a pretty accurate translation for example in Korean you say - coffee one cup want - not I want a coffee - http://translationparty.com/#8795834

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[–]raugturi 1 point2 points ago

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I didn't even realize how funny this was until I read "Biruorairi" outloud.

[–]teppicymon 0 points1 point ago

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I prefer the phrase "How much wood would Edward Woodward's woodchuck chuck if Edward Woodward's woodchuck could chuck wood?"

[–]khast 0 points1 point ago

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[–]m06w41 0 points1 point ago

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can't stop laughing.

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