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[–]mortypm 27 points28 points ago

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"Stop! The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised."

[–]Landale 2 points3 points ago

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"It Og's first time. BE GENTLE!"

[–]Hades42 18 points19 points ago

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"What are you, gay?"

[–]MrDanza 2 points3 points ago

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One of my favorite lines if I were ever to try and pick one from the show. Best quality clip I could find.

[–]Hades42 1 point2 points ago

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gasps My hero!

[–]g0tistt0t 10 points11 points ago

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I find the most erotic part of a woman's body is the boobies

[–]Landale 6 points7 points ago

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"If I said you had a nice body would you take off your pants and dance around a little?"

[–]TheAmazingRando 2 points3 points ago

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We both know you won't make it halfway to that planet before the craving sets in, and you come crawling back for another taste of sweet, sweet candy. BAM!

[–]kerwen 0 points1 point ago

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By the way its pronounced "Sham-payn"

[–]srowland 4 points5 points ago

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Do I sniff a gif of Kif?

[–]jonnie5 5 points6 points ago

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Baby, it'll blow your mind.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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I never thought id die like this!! :) but id always hoped

[–]solarai 2 points3 points ago

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[–]xampl9 1 point2 points ago

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Oh, the third set of chains go around their neck!

[–]Daboa 1 point2 points ago

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By Kif's blinking, I am pleasantly reminded that this was looped after two turns of face changes. It wasn't a one-time deal on the show. Somehow that makes if funnier for me.

[–]DeusExMachinae 1 point2 points ago

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Woah, I just finished watching this episode not 20 minutes ago. Weird.

[–]vbl 1 point2 points ago

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This is my favorite GIF.

[–]SlimmyShibaz 1 point2 points ago

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"and now I am leaving for no raisin"

[–]thrashalj 1 point2 points ago

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Yeaaaaaahhhh :)

[–]RebelTactics 0 points1 point ago

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I came here to see what I already knew would be posted, ahh, I am satisfied massive upboating for all.

[–]burnoutspartan 0 points1 point ago

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I had snu-snu....

[–]bluescholars 0 points1 point ago

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WE MAY NOT DUNK BUT HAVE GREAT FUNDAMENTALS

[–]verisimilarity -2 points-1 points ago

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Yeah man, pretty funny when Futurama showed that. I remember watching it. Then this one guy posted it on reddit. And then this other guy posted it on reddit. Thanks for posting it on reddit.