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[–]plattica 60 points61 points ago

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Funny thing is, the baby came out of the womb with those on.

[–]iBS_PartyDoc 3 points4 points ago

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I can't believe there isn't one giant black guy dick joke yet.

[–]LordQuagga 1 point2 points ago

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Or a "I guess double-wrapping it didn't work" joke

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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That's because giant black dicks are no joke!

[–]Sarstan 0 points1 point ago

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Can't make a joke about something that doesn't really happy, can we?

[–]matchstiq 2 points3 points ago

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Freudian slip?

[–]urine_luck 1 point2 points ago

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i really hope sarstan is a guy

[–]SkiDude 92 points93 points ago

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clearly they weren't working for the intended purpose...

[–]stimbus 43 points44 points ago

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They used them too late.

[–][deleted] 34 points35 points ago

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Not too late, just incorrectly. 4th trimester and later you have to put them over the kid's head.

[–]ChildOfYost 29 points30 points ago

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not true, they were ribbed for her traction

[–]Rawk02 2 points3 points ago

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I laughed at that more that I should have

[–]NogStomper 5 points6 points ago

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I guess it is better than using socks as condoms.

[–]morbowillcrushyou 5 points6 points ago

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the parents were too busy finding a stylish pair of earrings for their kid-to-be to care about contraceptives.

[–]stinkylibrary 4 points5 points ago

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Well at least now they won't have to worry about any little piggies giving birth.

[–]Laserfalcon 0 points1 point ago

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...Which was for use by Jets' coach, Rex Ryan.

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[–]boogersonsteve 1 point2 points ago

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who said anything about the kids race?

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points ago

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BLACK

[–]acpawlek 7 points8 points ago

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To prevent pulmonary embolism .

[–]WeinerJungle 25 points26 points ago

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ಠ_ಠ

[–]InMSWeAntitrust 8 points9 points ago

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ಥ_ಥ

[–]s8nlovesme 30 points31 points ago

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Ghetto version of orthopedic socks.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Persons of African descent have larger than average genitals.

[–]whitedawg 15 points16 points ago

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Dude. Try to show some sensitivity toward the global epidemic of footAIDS.

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points ago

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SPDS (sudden piggy death syndrome)

[–]NotClever 4 points5 points ago

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This is clearly child labor. That poor kid is being forced to test condom durability in appalling conditions. Look, they even throw a diaper on her so she can continue working all day without bathroom breaks!

[–]ACE_C0ND0R 13 points14 points ago

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The baby is evidence that the condoms were not being used appropriately.

[–]HexAddict 6 points7 points ago

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That's like, twice the floor sliding than regular socks, given they are properly lubed.

[–]PixelTreason 4 points5 points ago

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With 10 times the splinters!

[–]orly-OWL 3 points4 points ago

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If you dont dispose used condoms correctly, a child will be born from them

[–]happy555cat 3 points4 points ago

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You are asking the wrong question.

Why not?

[–]metalola 0 points1 point ago

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here, here.

[–]breaunnanana 7 points8 points ago

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Haha I am grown and I have done this. I can tell you durex condoms are great.

[–]teerl 12 points13 points ago

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And the way they stick to the floor and pick up ever little piece of hair and dirt is hilarious.

Most fun to do when I have a couple of people over and have had more than a couple of drinks.

[–]SaintsSinner 27 points28 points ago

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Bought condoms and have no use for em huh? Yeah I hear ya.

[–]Sarstan 3 points4 points ago

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It was disturbing after one person mentioned doing it. Hearing that you have people over and do it as well just makes me wonder what the hell is wrong with everyone around here.

[–]mmazzariol 5 points6 points ago

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Lady Gaga is going to be pissed...

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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She serves as a constant reminder of what should be worn next time...

[–]TheBobYouKnow 2 points3 points ago

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It's a little late to use a condom.

[–]BaseActionBastard 2 points3 points ago

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Because SOMEONE used the last two prophylacticios to walk across the bathroom floor last night.

[–]chofstone 2 points3 points ago

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Have you ever heard the term, "I'm gonna put a foot in yo a$$"??

Well, this is the "safe" way of doing that.

[–]SteveDave123 2 points3 points ago

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Oh My, Fucking Ghetto... (OM,FG)

[–]JayBeCee 2 points3 points ago

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Haha...

When I went to South Africa for a year to stop the HIV I found a whole bunch of the condom wrappers from the condoms I was giving out in the rugby field. I was shocked at the number...but thought at least people were using them. Then I went to the big rugby match...only to see the players ripping off the top rings and using them to hold up their socks.

I started a "sex not socks" campaign soon after....worked quite well actually....

[–]Residue 2 points3 points ago

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Walking aids.

[–]matsky 2 points3 points ago

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Those aren't johnnies, they're squishy boots!

[–]Phatso816 -1 points0 points ago

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... But she has no Peach Hat, sir =/

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points ago

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Let's just say she's appearing in a Japanese video, and leave it at that.

[–]ChiperSoft 1 point2 points ago

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holy shit, you're back!

[–]p3on 7 points8 points ago

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for those who don't know, noted moderator of /r/jailbait and /r/rape violentacrez everyone~

[–]Malabo 2 points3 points ago

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lest we forget /r/picsofdeadkids/

[–]fattmable 6 points7 points ago

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oh my god thats real.

[–]Caca_Refrescante 1 point2 points ago

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I didn't believe you... holy shit

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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I don't agree with what violentacrez has to say, but I will fight (read: type) to the death for his right to say it.

[–]Buzzard 0 points1 point ago

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I know this is a little old, but also /r/PicsOfDeadJailbait/

[–]Malabo 0 points1 point ago

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yea... I'm gonna pass on that.

[–]Klumpmeister 5 points6 points ago

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what size is that magnums?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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For my monster leg!

[–]dickwhistle 3 points4 points ago

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well... the kid is black. whatd you expect?

[–]brlito 3 points4 points ago

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There's a joke about poor black people here, but I think we all know it.

[–]hoseking 2 points3 points ago

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Do you really think condoms are high up on poor black peoples shopping lists? Or any poor peoples lists for that matter.

[–]brlito 3 points4 points ago

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But condoms are free! Especially in slums where there's those sex clinics and such. There's almost no excuse for kids these days to not have a condom on 'em at all times.

[–]Neuro420 1 point2 points ago

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Pro Tip: If you can't stay hard all day, use a rubber band.

[–]RielDealJr 1 point2 points ago

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ಠ_ಠ

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Condoms are everywhere for free. Just go to your schools health department, they will give you literally a box full of them. I fap into them.

[–]AllDesperadoStation 1 point2 points ago

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My kids always have condoms on their legs, no matter what kind of personal sacrifice I have to make.

[–]Zokrym 1 point2 points ago

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That's just wrong.

[–]Fyrus 1 point2 points ago

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You know why... you know exactly why...

[–]youarenotworthy 1 point2 points ago

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Tried stifling my laughter around my parents....was very unsuccessful.

[–]master__blaster 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Gasonfires 1 point2 points ago

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Turnabout is fair play:

In days of old when knights were bold

and rubbers weren't invented

they tied a sock around their cock

and babies were prevented

[–]Ink184 0 points1 point ago

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Touching. Thats all

[–]reerunn[S] 1 point2 points ago

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Stop the spread of foot fungus?

[–]deathcloud9 1 point2 points ago

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Her Dad wasn't using them.

[–]Styroplank 1 point2 points ago

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poor girl never had a chance

[–]HaveSomeVictoryGin 1 point2 points ago

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I always put condoms on my baby leg. I don't see the WTF here.

[–]twatsmaketwitts 1 point2 points ago

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She looks classy. Her parents know there fashion, just you wait, lady gaga will be all over this.

[–]robot-rollcall 1 point2 points ago

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Every parent needs something with which to embarrass their children, frankly I'm surprised it took parents as a whole this long to come up with condom socks.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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I'm more surprised at a black person OWNING condoms. Just kidding.

[–]jun2san 7 points8 points ago

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Haha. No you're not.

[–]ImCondescending 5 points6 points ago

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I think the more fucked up thing is that they pierced the baby girl's ears. Could they not tell her apart from their male children?

[–]jmt5179 17 points18 points ago

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It always bothers me when parents(moms) get their babies ears pierced. That should be something they can decide upon for themselves at a responsible age.

[–]less_identifiable 1 point2 points ago

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It's a lot easier to heal the piercings when the kids are very young and you're still totally taking care of their cleaning regimens, compared to when they are older and think they can take care of the healing process themselves but then mess it up and get a painful infection. (Happened to my sister.)

[–]candygram4mongo 3 points4 points ago

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It would seem to me that the solution there would be for the parents to delay the piercing until the child was more responsible, rather than do it so early that the kid can't even consent.

[–]less_identifiable 0 points1 point ago

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The problem is that the vast, vast majority of little girls will eventually want it done, and they will want it done at an age where responsibility is still a bit of a pipe dream. It's a social norm as far as I'm concerned, and not something warranting consent. If it's a crime, it's a victimless one; it's not like removing them leaves horrible scars, just little tiiiiny dimples.

My dad made me wait until I was 10, and I was the last girl in my grade to get mine done. I was already a social pariah at that age, though, so this was really just one more drop in the bucket. Still, I remember the other girls bugging me about it, and it's not like I needed more stress on my little plate.

[–]jasmaree 3 points4 points ago

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I've said it before, and I'll say it again: I've always been thankful that my mother got my ears pierced when I was a baby. Saved me a lot of pain (or at least pain that I remember), maintained my ears better than I would have on my own, and I was the coolest girl in the 5th grade ("Your mom let you get your ears pierced?! WOW").

[–]ldr_fml 3 points4 points ago

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i got my ears pierced when i was about 14 and theres really not much pain at all. about the same level of pain as getting a flick on your earlobe.

[–]Amanuet 0 points1 point ago

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You can always take them out....

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Does circumcision also bother you?

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

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insert comment about circumcision here

[–]slackwaresupport -1 points0 points ago

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bc like cheese, they get them free. and.. like most.. you are using them WRONG.. but.. atleast you are using them.

[–]guest4000 0 points1 point ago

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You're doing it wrong! It's too late!

[–]plattica 0 points1 point ago

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This baby is going places.

[–]SmilerClark 0 points1 point ago

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Paradoxically enough, they provide good traction on hard wood floors.

[–]alienproxy 0 points1 point ago

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And they're Magnums.

[–]ninjaDOLEMITE 0 points1 point ago

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Hoping they will work after the fact?

[–]boredinslc 0 points1 point ago

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They are waterproof.

[–]Cepheus 0 points1 point ago

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I think daddy is trying to brag about his condom size.

[–]dirtymoney 0 points1 point ago

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Liam?

[–]wtfgirl 0 points1 point ago

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Child abuse!

[–]hehasbalrogsocks 0 points1 point ago

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Baby's first thigh-high latex boots.

[–]statedtheobvious 0 points1 point ago

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For her protection

[–]notjohndoe2 0 points1 point ago

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OMG GENIUS

[–]Fayle 0 points1 point ago

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KFC commercial gone bad

[–]texalva 0 points1 point ago

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thats not exactly what i mean by foot protection…

[–]RebelTactics 0 points1 point ago

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Double legged kiddie fisting...shame on you.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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the next time someone complains about my socks and sandals ...

[–]lobsters 0 points1 point ago

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those aren't legs, they're replicas of daddy's dick

[–]ngai 0 points1 point ago

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~Chris Hansen meme here~

[–]sayrith 0 points1 point ago

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You know what they say about big feet

[–]moosekaw 0 points1 point ago

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i didnt know they made condoms that big...

[–]hastasiempre 0 points1 point ago

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Not to forget next time.

[–]ohdoylerulez90 0 points1 point ago

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um...its TOO LATE! you're supposed to do that BEFORE conception....

[–]msmadhatter 0 points1 point ago

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Wait... really?

[–]BettyMcBoob 0 points1 point ago

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That's why the kids exists, I guess

[–]daninjapan 0 points1 point ago

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Well that's easy! 12 inches is a foot...

[–]hachiko007 0 points1 point ago

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bad parenting, hmm how stereotypical is that

[–]closernough 0 points1 point ago

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Better late than never to practice safe sex?

[–]Btchnggasdobtchthngs 0 points1 point ago

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CHILD PORN. WHY????????? jk we all know why.

[–]goobered 0 points1 point ago

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Because it is really really funny.

[–]thebeefytaco 0 points1 point ago

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I hope those are non-lubricated...

[–]randomfemale 0 points1 point ago*

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3 year old re-enacts parents sex noises... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMT_dCRAUpE

[–]tocs 0 points1 point ago

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Improved pants lube

[–]abbiistabbii 0 points1 point ago

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Oh, this should be a funny novelt-OMG BABY GIRL WEARING CONDOMS AS SOCKS! XD

[–]trisweb 0 points1 point ago

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I read "Condom sucks. WHY???"

And I was like, "yep, makes sense. But WTF is on her feet?"

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I see why there are so many black illegitimate children running around, they don't know you are supposed to catch the kids in those before they are born.

[–]jasmaree 0 points1 point ago

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Am I the only one who thinks that this kid is absolutely adorable? Could use some clothes, though. Besides the condom socks. Why is it that the retards get the cute kids?

[–]Ammonia 0 points1 point ago

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that is just fucked up. lol

[–]reginarod 0 points1 point ago

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Foot fetish?

[–]BeastMagnum 0 points1 point ago

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You can't explain that.

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[deleted]

[–]omgpro 6 points7 points ago

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That is absolutely not politically correct! The correct nomenclature is "nigger-americans".

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Niggradafricans.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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This baby is probably going to grow up to be a hooker. Might as well learn the tools of the trade at a young age.

[–]biddily -1 points0 points ago

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Pedos

[–]arsenal7777 1 point2 points ago

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Perhaps, you are the pedo for sexualizing a completely non-sexual image.

[–]biddily 1 point2 points ago

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Jokes are not got by everyone. Darn. I was referencing all those articles out about people getting yelled at about taking all those photos of their kids. Then there's this. I can't make jokes. I should just give up.

[–]arsenal7777 1 point2 points ago

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It's hard to sense sarcasm with only text.

[–]bsd300d -1 points0 points ago

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That's a first. I was under the impression that black people didn't buy condoms.

[–]feast4beast -1 points0 points ago

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what toy does he have in his hands? :O

[–]jasmaree 2 points3 points ago

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It's a pacifier. And I think it's a girl.

[–]STEVEHOLT27 -1 points0 points ago

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Thank you for putting that on my hard drive, ass.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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Boi iz a gangsta!!! Everywhere he walk he go wit protection!

[–]xohgee -1 points0 points ago

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For two reasons. He's black, and those aren't his legs.

[–]McHomer -1 points0 points ago*

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When it comes to black or Japanese people on the internets I still laugh but am no longer shocked, or even surprised, by the weird, strange and ridiculous anymore.

[–]barbarellen -3 points-2 points ago

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Jesus christ. Get over yourself.

[–]TheBobYouKnow -2 points-1 points ago

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RACIST!!!

[–]ImpenetrableTaco -2 points-1 points ago

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I'm hung like a baby...

.

7 lbs. 12 ozs.

[–]OMG_my_BABY -2 points-1 points ago

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!!!