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[–]tefflo 47 points48 points ago

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DJ Jesus died for your spins

[–]antec08 9 points10 points ago

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It was sad seeing him on the crossfade

[–]silvercorona 3 points4 points ago

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Dubstep into the light

[–]kratsnitram 3 points4 points ago

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Why Lucy, Daughter of the Devil didn't get at least one more season is completely beyond me.

[–]Mr_Nurgleton 1 point2 points ago

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I couldn't agree with you more.

[–]JellyJay 0 points1 point ago

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also turns water into henny

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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Hannibal Jesus dies for your skins

[–]i-hate-digg 7 points8 points ago

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Now for my next miracle, I'm going to turn this water into...

FUNK

[–]EmperorSofa 5 points6 points ago*

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I went to Sunday school and most of the time they didn't even take our attendance, so if I decided I didn't want to go that day I'd just walk around the neighborhood and have fun at the local playground and play with the other kids.

You couldn't do it all the time because eventually they'd notice one of their kids is consistently not going and they'd mention it to your parents though.

Good times, I went back to that park and I saw the slide I used to be scared of back then. It seemed so much smaller, it was still like 10 feet tall though.

I was fucking 20 and I went down that thing. Felt good, man.

[–]admckay 10 points11 points ago

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WWDJJD?

[–]lolidragon 2 points3 points ago

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Cure them sick beats.

[–]JSleek 3 points4 points ago

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DJ Jazzy Jesus!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Just like Lazarus he's gonna bring this party back to life.

[–]hipcheck23 1 point2 points ago

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the original LL Cool J

[–]GuruMeditation 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Unique_Logic 0 points1 point ago

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"Getting closer to God in a tight situation"

[–]netgod2002 0 points1 point ago

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I'd buy that if it were on a t-shirt!

[–]Kowzorz 0 points1 point ago

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My sunday school actually had lessons where we'd listen to contemporary christian rock and analyze it.

[–]dort 0 points1 point ago

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Rewind!

[–]hudders 0 points1 point ago

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If there was an actual resurrection performed in class, that would be pretty cool too.

[–]liberategeorge 0 points1 point ago

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Times change. My local Sunday schools appear to be aimed at sceptical kids with ADHD, by alternating tough questions, games, and DJ-Jesus-like beats at a formidable rate. Some of the kids even go to church when their parents can't be bothered.

[–]ifiwasntintherapgame 0 points1 point ago

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How do you resurrect fresh beats? Don't you resurrect dead things? And if the beats are already fresh... Come on, use your logic, Lord.

[–]sphinctersayhuh -1 points0 points ago

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For some reason, this was the first thing that popped into my head, when i read resurrection.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkhAI3VE1AM

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[–]bbqmachete 1 point2 points ago

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If that didn't show your age, I'm not sure what will.