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[–][deleted] 179 points180 points ago

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I hope you fucking ate that shit.

[–]thebeefytaco 72 points73 points ago*

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Reminds me of this clip from the IT Crowd.

[–]NdecoyZ 36 points37 points ago

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Did you upload that just for this? I thank you kind sir and compliment you on your nice tnetennba.

[–]thebeefytaco 19 points20 points ago

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Yeah, I couldn't find it anywhere. Also, bonus points right there for use of the word "tnetennba."

[–]shakefrylocksmeatwad 17 points18 points ago*

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[–]seveneightn9ne 8 points9 points ago

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[–]the_silent_redditor 6 points7 points ago

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"Hey everyone at Reddit! You're a bunch of liberal cunts!"

Someone, in the past 4 hours, saw your link and left the above comment 54 minutes ago. That limits our demograph to a helpful extent. Let's find the bastard and do the deed..

[–]rmm45177 17 points18 points ago

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and do the deed

You... you want to have sex with him?

[–]BobNob 17 points18 points ago

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and do the deed

you want to give him property rights?

[–]geekswrath 3 points4 points ago

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Why did I just read that in Moss's voice? I need to go have a lie down.

[–]QueenBetty 1 point2 points ago

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I've read the whole thread so far in Moss's voice. I think the word 'Tnetennba' just does that to you

[–]Razz_upinthisma 1 point2 points ago

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moss from "Ideal"?

[–]QueenBetty 0 points1 point ago

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Haha no, I think that's 'Moz'. We're talking about the IT Crowd. But yes, Ideal, another amazing British Sitcom :)

[–]Razz_upinthisma 0 points1 point ago

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oh haha, ya i realize what you were talking about from previous comments, i felt like a fool after. lol

[–]BobNob 0 points1 point ago

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I deduce from your comment that Moss is some kind of British nerd. Correct?

[–]QueenBetty 2 points3 points ago

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Moss is one of the main characters from The IT Crowd - an amazingly funny UK sitcom, and yes he is a huge nerd. You should watch it.

[–]BobNob 0 points1 point ago

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TIL that the percentage of redditors that aren't Canadian...are British.

[–]QueenBetty 0 points1 point ago

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That can only be a good thing :)

[–]thegravytrain 2 points3 points ago

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Reddit gave my computer a virus.

Oh wait, this isn't YouTube.

[–]Letmefixthat 0 points1 point ago

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actually, though.

[–]Ankhylosaur 0 points1 point ago

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Unfortunately there are some Redditors that would actually do this to their conservative cohorts, especially if it was an attempt to prevent an invasion; however, this guy is probably an innocent, apolitical troll (at least for the moment, anyway).

EDIT: Turns out no one said that in this thread. 'Tis you who is the troll, then, perhaps.

[–]zelazny 1 point2 points ago

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Random acts of kindness are great, but random acts of randomness are awesome.

Keep up the good work, pizza-slice-under-the-wiper person!

[–]TheTreeMan 62 points63 points ago

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That's a monster pizza slice

[–]Munchroom 45 points46 points ago

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small car

[–]BobNob 2 points3 points ago

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they both seem normal-sized

[–]sanswork 1 point2 points ago

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The car isn't small. Its just a big pizza slice.

[–]Munchroom 6 points7 points ago

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sanshumor

[–]sanswork 2 points3 points ago

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[–]vanduzew 12 points13 points ago

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Looks like Jumbo slice in DC

[–]NickTheNewbie 5 points6 points ago

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That's what I was thinking. Near Adams Morgan, right? I went there to get a jumbo slice once and got fucking ripped off because I went to the place that was a pizza boli's diguised as jumbo slice, and then had my day fucking ruined when I went 20 feet down the street and saw the real one. Son of a bitch mother fucking cunt asshole that shit should be illegal.

[–]al343806 1 point2 points ago

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The first time I had that Adams Morgan giant pizza, I thought I was a lot more drunk than I actually was. Seriously, TWO plates just to hold the damned thing up?!

[–]PooPooDooDoo 0 points1 point ago

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I used to get nauseous in the one jumbo slice place that would blast music super loud, use a fog machine, and have a strobe light going. Pizza Bolis is the best of the three options.

[–]naturelover47 0 points1 point ago

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lol. real one FTW

[–]s1ce 0 points1 point ago

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None of them are that much better than the others, and if they are you aren't drunk enough

[–]socker1 2 points3 points ago

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Pretty sure that's a VA emissions inspection sticker, so DC makes sense.

[–]soulp 1 point2 points ago

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nods definitely. Makes me hungry.. wonder if anyones bought a jumbo slice during the day..

[–]whosywhat 1 point2 points ago

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Did they rename the place? The last time I was there, it was called Pizza Mart.

[–]abw1987 0 points1 point ago

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Ctrl+F Jumbo

*nods*

[–]m4n715 -1 points0 points ago

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Looks like it's from Bacci in Chicago. They make friggin enormous pizza slices. It's like $3.50 for a huge slice and a pop.

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[–]Frankeh 17 points18 points ago

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Forever calzone.

[–]GeorgeForemanGrillz 3 points4 points ago

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A calzone is just an introverted pizza.

[–]psilentp 22 points23 points ago

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Calzone's are pointless. They're just pizza that's harder to eat. No one likes them. Good day sir.

[–]elmphlemp 10 points11 points ago

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[–]OwesomeOcelotOOOOOOO 10 points11 points ago

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If the toppings are loose or the pizza is drooping, turning it into a calzone often makes it much easier to eat. It's like eating a pizza taco.

[–]MegainPhoto 2 points3 points ago

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The proper solution to "loose toppings" is more cheese.

[–]OwesomeOcelotOOOOOOO 2 points3 points ago

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But then the pizza becomes too heavy and starts drooping, especially if the base is thin.

[–]MegainPhoto 1 point2 points ago

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More cheese is worth that trade-off, even if it means using a fork.

I like cheese.

[–]OwesomeOcelotOOOOOOO 0 points1 point ago

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I love cheese too, but if someone were eating pizza on the go or felt like using their hands, I understand why they would want to make their pizza a calzone.

[–]worldnick 0 points1 point ago

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And reading about food makes you hungry. Why do I do this to myself?

[–]duck867 1 point2 points ago

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parks and rec

[–]OwesomeOcelotOOOOOOO 3 points4 points ago

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Oh, didn't know psilentp was referencing a show.

[–]psilentp 0 points1 point ago

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"Pizza? Now that's what I call a taco!"

[–]DucoNihilum 2 points3 points ago

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I honestly didn't think anyone else watched Parks & Recreation.

[–]nonesuchplace 0 points1 point ago

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That is a foldist remark. *glares*

[–]cualcrees 0 points1 point ago

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Calzón is also the spanish word for underwear.

The more you know!

[–]Draiko 0 points1 point ago

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Calzone is Italian for "Large sock"

and it's pronounced "Kahl 'tson eh"

[–]fross 0 points1 point ago

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While that's a literal translation, its meaning is closer to trouser leg, or maybe stocking, than a sock.

[–]Draiko 0 points1 point ago

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Yep :)

[–]crawsome 97 points98 points ago

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An Italian parking ticket?

Or someone is soliciting that their pizza shop does drive thru?

[–][deleted] 37 points38 points ago

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It's like people haven't seen windshield pizzas before...

[–]DucoNihilum 5 points6 points ago

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I see you EVERYWHERE.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Taylor-Swift- is a real class act.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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No Italian would lack the common decency to make pizza that large.

[–]frankdozier 0 points1 point ago

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I was thinking Brooklyn.

[–]thegreyquincy 59 points60 points ago

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I see you also celebrate Pizza-as-a-Ticket Day

[–]finkalicious 67 points68 points ago

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I'd give that cop a pizza my mind.

[–]GiantSquidd 15 points16 points ago

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Donut start a pun thread...

[–]finkalicious 7 points8 points ago

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Why not? We're on a roll!

[–]Seandroid 7 points8 points ago

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Well fuck, now you've ruined the hole thing.

[–]pilchardboy 6 points7 points ago

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Nothing's topping that comment

[–]Cdf12345 2 points3 points ago

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Dammit, i wish I'd gotten here earlier, everything is looking stale.

[–]drummer_86 1 point2 points ago

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These things are always so cheesy...

[–]EditTheSadParts 0 points1 point ago*

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It's almost slice cheese comments just keep getting worse and worse. Crust Almighty.

[–]iInterruptPunThreads 3 points4 points ago

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I always miss these threads by 30 mins :|

[–]GreatCosmicBlort 20 points21 points ago

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Looks like your windshield caught the elusive night time flying insectapizza, nice job, those are rare.

I almost got hit by one while riding through the Arizonian dessert, late at night on my classic Triumph. I was shoving powdered donuts in through the visor on my full face helmet, not really paying any attention to the road because out there all the road are needle straight. I just sat on the throttle, using my gloved left hand to dig through my tank bag looking for that last stupid white donut that had rolled off the little cardboard bottom and into the unknown areas of the dark tank bag. I had just felt it's sugary flaky goodness when I happened to glance up and notice this triangle shaped shadow across my flickering headlight. My eyes widened in surprise at how swift the shape grew in my sight. Before I had time to blow the donut crumbs out of my nostrils, the damed insectapizza came at me like like a whore at a coke party. Or maybe it came at me like coke at a whore party, it all happened so quickly I can't remember. Either way, I was sorry not to have any windscreen wipers at that particular moment, as we all know that they are the best insectapizza catchers this side of Uranus.

[–]cmmoyer 2 points3 points ago

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Care to share what you're smoking?

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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powdered donuts.

[–]BeMoreCareful 0 points1 point ago

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wink

[–]dkmooninite 0 points1 point ago

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[8]

[–]GreatCosmicBlort 0 points1 point ago

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[9.76]

[–][deleted] ago

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[–][deleted] 17 points18 points ago

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Holy shit. That would have never happened if he had actually tried.

[–]psilentp 7 points8 points ago

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IIRC the pizza was shown still up there in subsequent episodes. Pretty great little gag.

[–]Cdf12345 2 points3 points ago

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Actual funny YouTube comment:

"If this was Dexter, that pizza would have woken up in a room full of pictures of people it wronged"

[–]aspartam 1 point2 points ago

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Weak.

[–]apheliotrophic 5 points6 points ago

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[–]vonMars 8 points9 points ago

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Parking overnight in Adams Morgan? Looks like a Jumbo Slice.

[–]coldpizza4brkfast 5 points6 points ago

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It's an Italian downvote.

[–]Thinboy 6 points7 points ago

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Va inspection on the car, looks like dc parking permit in the corner must be a ......Jumbo Slice!

[–]melikespi 2 points3 points ago

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I saw the size of it and knew it had to be jumbo slice!

[–]chazwick 0 points1 point ago

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Good, someone else noticed! The craving has returned.

[–]DrAwesomeClaws 5 points6 points ago

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Think of how much better the world would be if we replaced parking tickets with pizza.

[–]blasto_the_jellyfish 2 points3 points ago

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Must have parked in a red zone.

[–]ugmiester 2 points3 points ago

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You gonna finish that steering wheel?

[–]univega 2 points3 points ago

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Parked in the Noid's spot.

[–]elshizzo 5 points6 points ago

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It's clearly an edible flyer for a pizza shop

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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the cops got stoned

[–]nachomuchacho69 9 points10 points ago

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and ate the ticket.

[–]Bloqhead 1 point2 points ago

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Pizza The Hut is still alive and is now a parking ticket cop.

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[–]Bloqhead 1 point2 points ago

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It's funny because that's exactly what I did prior to posting that.

[–]herpty-derpty 1 point2 points ago

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Ingenious! Meter maid: Right, expired meter. Time to write this sorry sod out a tick--ooh pizza!

[–]BonKerZ 1 point2 points ago

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That looks like a slice from Antonio's in College Station.

[–]hflat 1 point2 points ago

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That is the biggest piece of pizza I've ever seen. Is every piece of pizza that big in America?

[–]brodicius 1 point2 points ago

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Jesus christ, that pizza is huge.

[–]repoman 1 point2 points ago

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This makes me ache for the next season of Breaking Bad.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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he asked the body shop to add a little pizzaz to his car. but the tech only wrote pizza

[–]drummer_86 1 point2 points ago

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reminds me of this

[–]Cdf12345 1 point2 points ago

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Is that slice of pizza absolutely gianormous or is that a clown car?

[–]DrBradweiser 1 point2 points ago

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If you get pizza for a parking ticket there, what do you get for murder?

[–]Hastyr 0 points1 point ago

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Rape.

[–]katherinejoann 0 points1 point ago

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Rape or lobster. There's a coin toss.

[–]bobthetitanic 1 point2 points ago

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hell yeah some people are really nice leaving presents.

[–]Tylanner 1 point2 points ago

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Bros slicing bros.

[–]CasualDave 1 point2 points ago

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Just one more reason why NY thin crust is better than chicago deep dish in the Pizza Wars. BAM! In ya face!!!

[–]NoSalt 1 point2 points ago

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I can think of worse things to be tucked under my wiper.

[–]Hoaas 1 point2 points ago

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That's how TMNT give warnings.

[–]Backupusername 1 point2 points ago

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Pizza on the windshield?

That'll go great with my own piss.

[–]NSMike 0 points1 point ago

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I prefer to hear the "What?" as, "What's wrong with pizza under my wiper?" rather than "What the tuck?"

[–]superkingsoundwave 0 points1 point ago

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I once shoved half a pizza up the tailpipe of someones car. This would've been funnier though.

[–]Trent1373 0 points1 point ago

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If you smear pizza grease on your windshield, the water will just bead off.

[–]spot35 0 points1 point ago

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I once woke up to a wheelie bin perched on top of my car.

[–]oversizedsweater 0 points1 point ago

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So this is the police's new incentive to get people to park in the right areas. Well played policeman, well played.

[–]wayfinder 0 points1 point ago

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da windshield code

[–]MyNameisDucks 0 points1 point ago

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You lucky bastard.

[–]pocketjunkie 0 points1 point ago

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god dammit that would be so good to get [8]

[–]onegaminus 0 points1 point ago

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"Hey man, I bought a pizza and couldn't finish it, but I didn't want the gf to know I was eating fatty foods. But I didn't want to just throw out the slice and waste the food. So here's a nice surprise: instead of a parking ticket you get a slice of cheese pizza! You're welcome."

[–]McNooberson 0 points1 point ago

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......wait. Nobody here has gotten a pizza ticket???

[–]cultmember 0 points1 point ago

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Finally, slices for delivery.

[–]Lurkin_Like_A_Pro 0 points1 point ago

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omg that pizza looks fucking delicious...

[–]SugarySweetMachine 0 points1 point ago

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I live down the street from two pizza parlors and people have been sticking their pizza boxes and pizza related trash under my wipers for a while but I've never gotten an actual slice!

[–]obake 0 points1 point ago

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I leave these on peoples' cars when they do an awesome job parking.

[–]venturanima 0 points1 point ago

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It's a bribe. Take the pizza slice, don't leave a ticket.

[–]Death_of_a_Pedophile 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah really What!? That slice of pizza is HUGE!

[–]CedarWolf 0 points1 point ago

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Now that's my idea of advertising!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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It's called LOVE! For a fat chick.

[–]stfm 0 points1 point ago

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That's the most delicious ticket I have ever seen!

[–]farcealarm 0 points1 point ago

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cosmos, boulder anyone?

[–]Demrec 0 points1 point ago

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isnt that normal?

[–]gnap 0 points1 point ago

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Is this what you get when you pay all your parking tickets on time? Because I am still waiting for mine...

[–]adaminc 0 points1 point ago

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Butternut was hungry.

[–]op1500 0 points1 point ago

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Best ticket ever......WOOOHOOOO!

[–]fgsk 0 points1 point ago

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That is what we call 'the morning after the night before'

[–]groberts1980 0 points1 point ago

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Drunk people. :-)

[–]signspam 0 points1 point ago

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At least it's better than some BS Mormon pamphlet

[–]martinvie 0 points1 point ago

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:)

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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This is what happens when the cops see you did a great parking job.

[–]slotslut 0 points1 point ago

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Of course I'd have eaten that sh*t. A free slice is free slice. And it sure as hell beats getting a parking ticket.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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cheesy parking ticket

[–]rustynosebleed 0 points1 point ago

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I used to work at a pizza shop. I've done this before.

[–]girlxgenius 0 points1 point ago

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WASTE OF PIZZA

[–]MarcoEsquandolas 0 points1 point ago

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Alcohol caused this.

[–]billyfazz 0 points1 point ago

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[–]SexyBanana 0 points1 point ago

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Sadly, this has happened to me before. Once with pizza, and once with a cheeseburger... lmao

[–]ewilliam 0 points1 point ago

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I can top that. When I was in high school, a buddy of mine had killed a buck over the weekend...he clipped the testes and brought them into school and left them under the wiper blades of another guy.

[–]deepseatrolling 0 points1 point ago

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that is what they use to write parking tickets in Italy.

[–]philmoskowitz 0 points1 point ago

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Every 10 Tickets you get a free slice.

Best community policing / ticket revenue generation for the municipality idea yet.

[–]shawnpeps 0 points1 point ago

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Wow! That looks like a gigantic slice. I need me one of those.

[–]Tumbaba 0 points1 point ago

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Street pizza?

[–]sonofslackerboy 0 points1 point ago

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Ticket for not getting pizza in a pizza zone?

[–]mike_oxbig 0 points1 point ago

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A slice is nice!

[–]cmj4h 0 points1 point ago

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That looks so good right now...

[–]ferretsarerad 0 points1 point ago

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Why doesn't that ever happen to me?

[–]cwo 0 points1 point ago

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Aww man, now I'm hungry.

[–]QuiAudetVincit 0 points1 point ago

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Sup \b\ro

[–]limp-along-cassidy 0 points1 point ago

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[–]deathprofessor 0 points1 point ago

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is that Boot pizza?

[–]malleablereality 0 points1 point ago

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Oh! This happened to me last week as I was leaving work, though I'm pretty sure I know why. I work at a bar/restaurant in Lawrence, KS and had a shift during the recent KU/K-State game (groan). I'm an avid KU fan, but have a front license plate on my car from my hometown that has my old high school's mascot on it (a wildcat). Will be removing said plate pronto. Rock Chalk!

[–]hiddensight 0 points1 point ago

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That's what happened to my pizza!

[–]KDuck 0 points1 point ago

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One time my friends and I put chicken wings on a friend's car while they were at work. It didn't turn out so well.

[–]mi_nombre_es_ricardo 0 points1 point ago

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fuck man, you got a citation... TO PIZZA PLANET!!!

[–]Design2Share 0 points1 point ago

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Random acts of pizza vandalism are disgusting. (Seriously, the cheapest we can get a cheese slice in NYC is $ .99, so that's wasting good food - and it's a stretch to say you were left a "pizza ticket" versus a "parking ticket.")

[–]verisimilarity 0 points1 point ago

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/r/wtf is that way.

[–]ionlyread 0 points1 point ago

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I did that shit once, major WTF for the owner of the car.

[–]FaeKade 0 points1 point ago

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This sums up tumblr perfectly IMO

[–]Lurking_Grue 0 points1 point ago

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Fish.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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hehe did they air I.t crowd in America? Loved that series (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TU7yMnGi91M&feature=related)

[–]justtech3 0 points1 point ago

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Wow, that is one of smallest cars I have ever seen.

[–]yorbs 0 points1 point ago

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Actually, that slice is slightly bigger than Danny DeVito.

[–]cheit124 0 points1 point ago

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I'm going to have to write you up for this

[–]BananaF4p 0 points1 point ago

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pizza tickets? where do i sign up?.

[–]bluejuce 0 points1 point ago

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way funnier if, like me, you opened the image without really reading the title, said "What??", then came back and read the title.

[–]gdm9000 0 points1 point ago

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I would have put it cheese side down...

[–]uberpwnage 0 points1 point ago

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That's what you do to the meter maid's car.

[–]MaybeComputer 0 points1 point ago

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Is that from Ray's Pizza out of Manhattan?

[–]dirtymoney 0 points1 point ago

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WASTEFUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[–]beatbox32 0 points1 point ago

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Pardon?

[–]Jespoir 0 points1 point ago

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JUMBO Slice!

[–]YeOldeHairBandWalrus 0 points1 point ago

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"you park like a fuckin pepperoni..."

[–]Chemical109 0 points1 point ago

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you're welcome.

[–]PlatinumJack 0 points1 point ago

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WTF? No peperoni?

[–]SleepingVillage 0 points1 point ago

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Should have titled this:

"wat?"

[–]ChunkyMcnasty -2 points-1 points ago

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Only in NYC

[–]Thinboy 5 points6 points ago

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I think this is DC

[–]EditTheSadParts 0 points1 point ago

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Only in NYC

[–]the_silent_redditor 0 points1 point ago

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Only in DNCYC

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Only in D & C