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[–]matttebbetts 12 points13 points ago

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And after browsing the "new" section for more than an hour, finally a gem.

[–]justinsand 8 points9 points ago

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Oh yeah! Spread your butter in my crust!

[–]NoMatchForALighter 8 points9 points ago

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Wow, he's just jamming it in.

[–]finkalicious 2 points3 points ago

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Well he had to butter her up first.

[–]shockfyre 1 point2 points ago

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Then spread it all over her?

[–]Technoslave 1 point2 points ago

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At this rate she'll have a bun in the oven in no time.

[–]polepole 5 points6 points ago

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Why does this make me hesitate before picking the crumbs off my plate...

[–]LaszloK 5 points6 points ago

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Another image added to relevant_rule_34's Novelty Account Folder

[–]randobag 5 points6 points ago

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How did a crusty white dude get a little slice of heaven like that??? I bet he makes good dough...

[–]JBHUTT09 4 points5 points ago

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rule 34. no exceptions

[–]Liefx 1 point2 points ago

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Relevant_rule34 has already proven that.

[–]royeflame 1 point2 points ago

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NSFW?

[–]thatWHOREgirl 1 point2 points ago

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Other options would have been: I'm gonna nutella

[–]omnimatty 0 points1 point ago

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Get those nooks and crannies!

[–]RickRussellTX 0 points1 point ago*

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What is with you people? How is relevant_Rule34 supposed to make a living if you post shit like this?

[–]NekoIan 0 points1 point ago

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I work at a bread factory! Where's the NSFW!!??

[–]NekoIan 0 points1 point ago

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I work at a bread factory! Where's the NSFW!!??

[–]NekoIan 0 points1 point ago

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I work at a bread factory! Where's the NSFW!!??

[–]ChildOfYost 0 points1 point ago

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how was this not posted by relevant_rule34?

[–]rumdiary 0 points1 point ago

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Just like my job. sob

[–]finallymadeanaccount 0 points1 point ago

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Problem is, afterwards it gets all crusty.

[–]Neumaschine 0 points1 point ago

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that makes me wanna snack off!

[–]puzzlehead 0 points1 point ago

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Uh, oh. If he gets her pregnant and he's toast.

[–]finkalicious 0 points1 point ago

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Looks like there's some precrumb on the plate there...

[–]smacksaw -2 points-1 points ago

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And that is why I never eat Marshmallow Creme on toast.

[–]Unwise1 -1 points0 points ago

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The only time it's ok to spread peanut butter and have it licked off