this post was submitted on
189 points (63% like it)
440 up votes 251 down votes

funny

subscribe2,545,058 readers

12,207 users here now

Reminder: Political posts are not permitted in /r/funny. Try /r/PoliticalHumor instead!

NEW! No gore or porn (including sexually graphic images). Other NSFW content must be tagged as such

Welcome to r/Funny:

You may only post if you are funny.

Please No:

  • posts with their sole purpose being to communicate with another redditor. Click for an Example.

  • Screenshots of reddit comment threads. Post a link with context to /r/bestof or /r/defaultgems if from a default subreddit instead.

  • Posts for the specific point of it being your reddit birthday.

  • Politics - This includes the 2012 Presidential candidates or bills in congress.

  • Rage comics - Go to /fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu instead.

  • Memes - Go to /r/AdviceAnimals or /r/Memes instead.

  • Demotivational posters - Go to /r/Demotivational instead.

  • Pictures of just text - Make a self post instead.

  • DAE posts - Go to /r/doesanybodyelse

  • eCards - the poll result was 55.02% in favor of removal. Please submit eCards to /r/ecards

  • URL shorteners - No link shorteners (or HugeURL) in either post links or comments. They will be deleted regardless of intent.

Rehosted webcomics will be removed. Please submit a link to the original comic's site and preferably an imgur link in the comments. Do not post a link to the comic image, it must be linked to the page of the comic. (*) (*)

Need more? Check out:

Still need more? See Reddit's best / worst and offensive joke collections (warning: some of those jokes are offensive / nsfw!).


Please DO NOT post personal information. This includes anything hosted on Facebook's servers, as they can be traced to the original account holder.


If your submission appears to be banned, please don't just delete it as that makes the filter hate you! Instead please send us a message with a link to the post. We'll unban it and it should get better. Please allow 10 minutes for the post to appear before messaging moderators


The moderators of /r/funny reserve the right to moderate posts and comments at their discretion, with regard to their perception of the suitability of said posts and comments for this subreddit. Thank you for your understanding.


CSS - BritishEnglishPolice ©2011

a community for

reddit is a source for what's new and popular online. vote on links that you like or dislike and help decide what's popular, or submit your own! learn more ›

all 39 comments

[–]pyxlated 9 points10 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

You know what they say about women and chocolate.

[–]Mangster6302[S] 17 points18 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

child support, lol

[–]zerro_4 3 points4 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Grandmother quarter Italian?

[–]CinoBoo 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

You know, I read a lot. Especially about things that have to do with history. I find that shit fascinating.

[–]monkmonkmonk 4 points5 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

what is the reference?

[–]ibjeremy 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Cinoboo quoted True Romance. Zerro quoted Me, Myself, and Irene.

[–]CinoBoo 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

ibjeremy called it -- True Romance

[–]batteriesincluded 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Probably the milkman's fault.

[–]monkmonkmonk 6 points7 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

NIG NOG

[–]dregofdeath 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

UPVOTES FOR YOU

[–]Mano21 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

isaaaaac

[–]presidentdunn 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

[–]zlx 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I came to say that if it isn't it should be, very awesome indeed.

[–]Lollipop_man 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Yo, wassup Nigga!

[–]woyteck 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

They should be thankful that it doesn't bark.

[–]carpe228 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I have this in a T shirt

[–]Slimey79 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Rice Krispie Treats did this, Nurse brings them out, some chocolate, and says "they look nothing like you"

[–]bonkdaddy 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

And he will have to pay child support regardless.

[–]jitaroo 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

could someone finagle this into a wallpaper possibly? 1280x800 is a nice resolution.

[–]coolhanderik 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I have this T-Shirt from Threadless. From like 3 years ago.

[–]QQuetzalcoatl 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Could have been worse, could have been strawberry milk.

[–]majorkev 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Why does the chocolate milk look retarded?

[–][deleted] -3 points-2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Does anyone else feel like the retarded looking chocolate milk baby makes this seem extremely racist?

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I don't see it. It's the standard cartoonish snaggle-tooth representation of babies and toddlers.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I'm probably just really racist.

[–]dregofdeath -1 points0 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

if it was the other way around would it be?

[–]dregofdeath -2 points-1 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

if it was the other way around would it be?

[–]dregofdeath -2 points-1 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

if it was the other way around would it be?